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Published on Jun 3, 2011
Watch Mike Jones kick ass with a yo-yo in this classic island adventure.
Fighting hordes of enemies with a yo-yo (yo-yo) Mike's a baseball playa, he sure can throw, yo (throw, yo) Look! These islands form an archipelago (it's "archi-PEL-ago") Castaway like Robinson f***iing Crusoe (Crusoe)
Sail far across the sea It's our destiny Whales aren't especially Pleasant company (not when they swallow your ship and spit you right out of their blowhole)
Can't stop until we find Dr. J Something tells me Nav-Com a-was designed to be gay But who am I to say?
I'm going to choke you with torches you goddamn snake, BAM!
That was incredible You beat the level dude O M F G I can't believe it How did you achieve it? Now go get lucky! You managed to win somehow Despite the fact Your weapons blow If you had just planned ahead and Packed a Glock Who would ever know? But I guess you like bolas and bats (take that!) Hey, if it were me, I'd bring a gat (rat a ta-tat)
Up inside the spaceship It's a jamboree Jumpin' twice as far 'Cause we've got zero Gs Time to grab some weaponry And beat this thing Set ma phasers on to "Melt Face" Gotta save this alien elf race Zoda, keep those filthy claws Away you jerk I'll disrupt your phase Like I was Captain Kirk Shut your engines down And blow this ship to bits Gonna turn you all to space dust "What the hell? This kid just aced us!" I'm falling so far Like bricks That's how I beat Star Tropics