 Let's go Bison! Woo! Let's go! All right, so we got North Dakota State versus Montana in the FCS championship game. We're starting off the game. This is the first play. It's brought to you by Keeps. Did you know that two out of three men are gonna experience some form of male pattern balding? How about that? Maybe I will. Maybe I will. Maybe it's me. Anyway, watch the play. Go to Keeps.com slash Jamba. We get 50% off your first order. Here's the first play. And I'm gonna describe this one as a nice football play. They put him in motion, linebacker follows. That linebacker now is gonna be confused because he runs in and they're like, nope, we're gonna throw it to that guy. So expert football analysis guy that I am, I have highlighted the players. So they slide him over there. So now, guy on North Dakota is like, hey, I'm over here now. And then as soon as the QB gets the ball, he takes a step forward. So now the linebacker's like, oh, wait, maybe they slid me over to open up that gap in the middle. And the QB starts running. And he's like, yeah, they tried to trick me. And the QB says, nah, it was a double trick. Punk, gotcha. First down, what a start for Montana State. Now that ends my career as an expert football analysis. Analysis, and we're gonna keep going. And Montana State, this QB, I forget his name. I think it was Matt Supton. But he's good. He's running. I think they just switched to him just for the playoffs. And he's been insane. The only problem is he gets hurt on this first drive. I believe it's this play, second and five, not that play, dummy. That's not the play where he got the ball. Anyway, he's limping. It was the play before that. So now they're all worried. Third and two, and they're just gonna go for the end zone. Do not get it. Nice ball, I guess, tied up. So now they're fourth and two, the 28-yard line, and they put out the field goal team. And I mean, it's like a 48, a 45-yard attempt. FCS kicker, it's probably not guaranteed. But what they do is they run a rather pointless play, which just flips the field. And that player is like, what was that? What the hell was that? And the coach is like, uh, yeah, okay, that's on me. So then Dakota gets the ball at the 20, because it's a touchback. So I don't know, what do you guys think? There's a couple options here. Obviously, I think this was a fake to get the first down, but 25 drops back in coverage here. So this dude would have been open, but because that dude dropped back in coverage, he's not open. So then the kicker's like, all right, abandon the trick play. I'll just punt this. They didn't even have anyone shooting down here to field the punt in case it's abandoned. But I mean, why not just go for it? The odds that this works out aren't there for ya. Seems like a terrible way to start off the first drive. Why not just go for it? That's my opinion. Why not just go for it? If you're not comfortable that he's gonna make the field goal, then just go for the play with like a real play with your real players. Otherwise, you just flip the field. Anyway, did not work out for them. The coach lost his QB, didn't get any points in that one, and the first half of this game was ugly. 268 rushing yards to 70, 28 nothing. Not good for them, but good for this kid. Wow! Look karate, let's go! Let's go! Woo! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Woo! Let's go! That kid may go bald. That kid may go bald. So he should go to keeps.com because he can prevent hair loss. And you can get 50% off your first order of hair loss treatment. You go to keeps.com slash Johnboy.