 Item number SCP-Big Egg Object Class Keter Special Containment Procedures SCP-Big Egg is to be kept in a specially manufactured Big Egg Carton located in Egg Observation Site-77. Any and all changes are to be immediately reported to the Site Director, who has the Egg Authority to call down Mobile Task Force Road-19 Egg, the frying pan, to dispatch or terminate SCP-Big Egg using several Jumbo Industrial-sized Bats of Big Balsamic Vinegar. Description SCP-Big Egg is an unidentifiable object masked by anantimimetic egg field which prevents any and all sapient breakfast consumers from perceiving it or the situation surrounding it in any other way than Big Egg. A mild yet big semantic egg property prevents SCP-Big Egg from being referred to as any other official proper or big designation. Visually, SCP-Big Egg appears to be a Big Egg, complete with appropriate egg parts such as shell, membrane, white, and yolk, all of which have been appropriately upscaled to the correct Big to be fitting for Big Egg. It was at one point a much smaller Big Egg, but has since increased in Big since then. Limited research conducted using amestic egg drugs has suggested that Big Egg's true form might be an obese naked man who has been observed running throughout the facility yelling, It worked! They'll never know I'm not Big Egg! These claims are in dispute, as a battery of scientific tests have shown SCP-Big Egg to only be a burnt egg of unusual Big. Reports of egging, bigging, and general mayhem throughout the Foundation related to SCP-Big Egg are to be roundly ignored as its egg properties of Big and Egg roundly preclude these possibilities. Addendum 1 Experiment No. 035 Testing Length Method A standard tape measure in an egg ladder were used to precisely measure the exact size of Big Egg. Result SCP-Big Egg was bound to be roughly Big centimeters. Note, I'm not even sure what we were expecting. Experiment No. 036 Testing Semantic Resistance Method D-3455 was instructed to walk up and clearly vocalize the words, Egg Big. Result, data expunged. Addendum 2 Unfortunately, SCP-Big Egg has recently experienced a growth spurt, meaning it is almost twice as big and nearly four times as egg. The egg semantic property is beginning to spread to egg objects nearest Big Egg as well, and there are several psychological and perceptive anomalies. The entire egg site is affected by this Big problem. What do you recommend? Addendum 3 This is Big, it's time to enact protocol Big Egg. I'm going to authorize MTFBE to Big the Egg once and for all. Site Director Chris P. Bacon Oh Site Director, not you too. Dr. Sunny, side up. Big Egg Site Director Chris P. Bacon Big Egg Dr. Sunny, side up. Addendum 3 A Big sheet of egg paper was recovered alongside Big Egg. Wow, you just found yourself your very own breakfast menu. A limited time collection served from 6am to 1pm from the Waffle Shop. Eat them all and your money back. 1. Mr. Belgian Waffle 2. Mr. Belgian Waffle with chocolate chips 3. Mr. Stack of 4 Pancakes 4. Mr. French Toast 5. Mr. One Egg 6. Mr. Two Eggs 7. Mr. Villager Omelette 8. Mr. Bacon and Cheese Omelette 9. Mr. Poached Egg 10. Mrs. One Hot Cinnamon Rolls Straight from our Bakery 11. Mr. Bacon 4 Thick Strips or Mr. Sausage 5 Links 12. Mr. Fruit Cup 13. Mr. Home Fries 14. Mr. Grapefruit 15. Mr. Cottage Cheese 16. Mr. Quaker Hot Oatmeal with Brown Sugar 17. Mr. Juice Orange Apple Cranberry 18. Mr. Coffee 19. Mr. Tea 20. Mr. Milk Chocolate Skim, Hull or Fish