FRIENDS HD - The One With The Stoned Guy





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Published on May 6, 2012

No copyright infrigement intended, the content of this video was edited from the episode The One With The Stoned Guy (S1E15) and belongs to Warner Channel-TNT.

Rachel: Well hello! Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat?

Monica: Hi Steve!

Steve: Hello, Monica. Hello, greeter girl.

Monica: This is Rachel.

Steve: Yeah, OK.

Phoebe: Mmmmmm! Everything smells so delicious! You know, I can't remember a time I smelt such a delicious combination of [Monica signals her to stop] of, OK, smells.

Steve: It's a lovely apartment.

Monica: Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?

Steve: I was just being polite, but, alright.

Rachel: What's up?

Phoebe: In the cab, on the way over, Steve blazed up a doobie.

Rachel: What?

Phoebe: Smoked a joint? You know, lit a bone? Weed? Hemp? Ganja?

Rachel: OK, OK. I'm with you, Cheech. OK.

Steve: Is it dry in here?

Rachel: No. Let me get you some wine!

MNCA: Yeah, I think we're ready for our first course. OK, um, these are rot-shrimp ravioli, and celantro pondou sauce... with just a touch of mints... and... ginger.

Steve: Well, slap my ass and call me Judy! These are fantastic!

MNCA: I'm so glad you liked them!

Steve: Like 'em? I could eat a hundred of them!

MNCA: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of those. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.

Steve: Tartlets. Tartlets. Tartlets. The word has lost all meaning.

Rachel: Excuse me? Can I help you with anything?

Steve: You know, I don't know what I'm looking for.

Steve: Ah, cool! Taco shells! You know, these are... they're like a little corn envelope.

Monica: You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.

Steve: Hey! Sugar-O's!

Monica: You know, if you just wait another... six and a half minutes...

Steve: Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this!

Monica: No, we don't.

Steve: Oh, OK.... Oh, sorry.

Monica: Why don't you just have a seat here? OK... give me the Gummi-bears.

Steve: No.

Monica: Give them to me.

Steve: Alright, we'll share.

Monica: No, give me the...

Steve: Well then you can't have any. Man overboard! I think he's drowning. Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O... save yourself!

Monica: That's it! Dinner is over!

Steve: What?

Monica: What?

Steve: Why?

Monica: Why? It's just that I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this, and you can't even wait four and a half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet?

Steve: Hey!


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