 Yeah, are you? He's calling me out. He's calling me out. Hey, you called me out? Ten paces, all right? Hey, gentlemen, gentlemen. Hey, see her. See her. I got a gun. Back to back. Back to back, gentlemen. Ten paces. Back to back. Right here. Right here on this line. Right here. Back to back. Hey, you know? Ten paces. I always figured you were a good buddy. Turns out you ain't. I'm gonna kill you. All right. Your five words. I figured him a good buddy. Gentlemen. Yeah. I want y'all each to take ten paces. Wait, usually everybody, like, closes the shutters and everything, like... Shut up! All right. This is not like how it is in the movies. All right. Now, I want y'all each to take ten paces. And after ten paces, I want y'all to turn around and I want you to shoot and kill each other in cold blood. Ten small paces. I don't know if this could travel. All right. You tell us when to turn. All right. Ready? Yep. Go. Tell us. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, turn! Cungis is the new hero of the Wild West Rant. Pleasure of hella drug. I'm sure it is. Oh. I'm sure it is, Cungis. I don't want to know. I ain't got no gruff intends with you. Hey, Cormwood. Listen to me. I spent the last 20 years waiting for this moment to have a real lover. Do it, Pussy. You want one? Dad? Oh, shit. Hey. We ain't both gonna make it out of here alive. I didn't think I'd die like this. That's fantastic. Let's shoot up the place. Yeah, yeah. Let's load up. Let's walk in there over to the shoulder. Let's shoot up the place. Let's shoot up the place. This is awesome. You're shooting pictures. I'm so hard on a shot. Everybody got six bullets? What about this one? Yeah, that's a missed opportunity. All right. Who do you shoot first? Who's first on your hit list? Oh, easily missed. I'm thinking all right. I'm just going in there and shooting. Shoot Emily. Hey, Billy, who are you gonna shoot first? I'm gonna shoot Carol. Cinematic over the shoulder. Just about a minute long of us walking. Wait, what's... Wait, we need one more bullet. We need one more bullet. Anybody see one more bullet? Let's start the walking sequence. Hey, we need a new song, though. What's a good murder everybody on a bar? No, listen to that song eight times this weekend. We are not changing it at this point. Same song? What is it? Something of gold? Here we go. All right, wait, we gotta start somewhere. We should start inside somewhere. From the church. Wait, give us a brief sermon and we'll go over and kill it. I'm gonna kick you in the door and we just... Fins naked. And it was my right to deliver on to them a final sacrament. This town has been lawless and godless long enough. And now the royal flush gang gonna deliver some absolution. Oh, yeah. Witness me, Wild West. Get into the bed. Where is he? He's actually limping off into the distance. Wait, let's go hunt him down. Let's go kill him. I like that. What do you say, we hit the fucking Pleasure Grotto? Yeah. Chad, you ready to hit the Pleasure Grotto? Now, that's a moment. Chad, that's a moment, right there. That is a moment. I'll see you in hell! You got a good man who goes six feet under. I'll take my hat off of you, good shit. Marcus. Pleasure Grotto? I'll get the others and invite them to the Pleasure Grotto. That is good to eat RP. He is nice, hot, and warm. Is it? Yep, Jacuzzi is warm and ready to go. Wake up, I'm looking at you. OK, I won. We're into a game of 21 right now. Are you in a game of 21 right now? Yes, we're playing Black Shack. I'm into something 21, brother. Mia is an RP nerd. We're gonna come out here. They're in a game of 21, they're excited about the hot tub. We might throw the hardest party that Texas has ever seen. That's right. And that's a crazy thing. Jar, you hear about that party? What party? We're calling it a bachelor's pleasure grotto. Hell of big party, hell of people, hell of hoes. Hell of hoes? Are you going to the party? I better go get ready for this party. After party, Jacuzzi. I'm gonna go get ready for this party. Absolutely. What's wrong with him? Should we go get in our bathing suits? Is he OK? He got shot. You wanna go inspect? Excuse me. Are we gonna have to get into the pleasure house? Yep, pleasure grotto is taking place here soon. So I gotta get into mine. Get any stone cold damn it. Hey, Will, you gotta take hats off of him. And I said we pour out a little bit to this man. Wait, give him a memorial to Marcus. Hey, Marcus, hey. Sheriff, mayor, Marcus. A man who said he didn't want much, he was NPC Johnson at first, became, he wanted to be mayor, became sheriff today, actually, and died on the same day that he became sheriff, which I actually think you next in line are sheriff. Oh, and that may be the case. So where do your celebration party at the grotto? Oh, OK, very good. Wait, you're the sheriff? No! He shot the sheriff, but it is just a deputy. Who's the sheriff now? You? You're so bad. Hey, I pour this out to you. I hate young sheriff in the face. Oh, Marcus is really dead though. I forgot we were, we got caught in a bit. We pour one out for the boy. We pour one out for both of them. We'll remember them. Wait, can I be the sheriff? Can I be the sheriff? Yeah, you're the sheriff now. Man, these sheriffs don't have a long life, but you're the sheriff now. You might be the villain. I might be the bad guy. I might be the bad guy, Billy Ace. Hey, hold on to that for me. I'll pour one out for him. For the lost ones. Only a little bit, because I need to drink the press. Are we going to change again the pleasure grotto? Yeah, so here's my contentness. If we are going to be changing for pleasure grotto, I need somebody to sustain content while we change individually. Marcus! Couldn't you sustain the content for us? Yeah, he's got it. Wait, do you got pleasure grotto gear? You got it. Alright, chat, Marcus, go keep Marcus. Marcus, I know you want to laugh. We'll be right back. Marcus, I know you want to laugh right now. Alright, we'll be back. Marcus ain't laugh. Marcus might be dead. Alright, let's go change. Marcus got it for us. There are dead individuals here. Hey, we'll be right back. We'll be right back. Let's go get changed. For the pleasure grotto? I'd say this is what we do. I go to pleasure, I go changing to my pleasure grotto gear. Just hold a nice, hard shot of this man for as long as it takes. He can't do it. He ain't made of big enough stuff. That's good. Hey, Marcus, keep him entertained. Hey, Marcus, keep him entertained. Look at this. Where's Nick? He's hanging up on me. He's going to the pleasure grotto. You going to the pleasure grotto? Oh, my God, what happened here? I'm Bormin Magda. Did you kill them? Oh, my God. Is that keyboard and spam? I'm so shocked. Let's go change. Alright, pleasure grotto. Jeff, I grant you full freedom. If you hear, seek or feel content in any direction, seek it out. Where the fuck are you going? Hold on, hold on. I'm changing my pleasure grotto. Hey, Jeff!