 I see the comments. I see all of them. Everybody's asking me. You stop reacting to JoJo, it's been like two weeks! The day I dropped JoJo is the day I dropped dead. And even then, I would find a way to react to it. I took a little break, but now I'm back. And we're gonna finish this sh**. No more breaks. In fact, I'll act as if I'm employed by MAPPA. Alright, this episode's called A Hundred Against Two. Wow, on earth could that mean? By two, I'm guessing they mean JoJo's biceps. So let's just get straight into this. Alright, they already mourned Caesar's death. Now it's back to being JoJo. Damn right, he'd go down without a- She could do that. Not the clackers. This doorknob really grossed me out. It's a hand, JoJo. You have like five of them. Maybe you are. It's gonna move. Is this door- The door is attacking JoJo right now. Wired Beck? I killed my lover, but escaped from prison. But then Lord Kars made me part of his gang with a mask. What kind of f**king story is that? Why are you standing like that? You know, maybe I should have read into this show. Yo, she ain't f**king around now. Let me drink your life through that skin. F**king murder him. I'm in a bad mood. Oh god, that's hot. She put her sunglasses on. Oh god, he likes being hurt. Oh god. JoJo, this is not the most bizarre thing you've seen on this adventure. I think she's gonna be the one that punishes you, buddy. I'll give you a squeeze. It's anti-man. What is she doing? You do the move already. Mikasa's scarf. She's an acrimon. Oh, that's it. Throw a scarf on your enemy. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what this move is. The process of it confuses me. She flows like silk. Get it? Like the silk scarf? Oh my god, bro. What did they do to the guy in the studio? They set him on fire. Look how happy he is. They accepted Caesar's death real fast. Oh god, he brought the cockering back out. Yeah. It's a promise to... Fight! Look at that shot. I want to jump through that ring. Oh, why? Why the fuck did you say that? Why did you say that? Is right. Oh god, the narrator. Whenever this narrator talks, it spells bad. Oh my god, he's healing from his fight with Caesar. So Caesar did nothing. Yeah, he was walking in the room. Yo, look at this pair. Yeah, look at that face. You've grown quite a lot in the past three episodes. Oh. Yeah, Lightning McQueen's here. You left his trail. Damn, Lisa. Lisa has time to look like that. What? What is she? Pick us up that up? Oh, it's her. He knows her. Uh-oh. Yeah, who's Lisa? Lisa? Who's Lisa, Lisa? Oh my god. Let's go. Where the fuck did the bats come from? Imagine a answer. Yes, we are. No response. That's creepy. Did you expect them to answer? You've been in this anime long enough to know that. Oh my god, not this guy again. Oh god. Now they talk. She looks so nice with fucking glasses on now. Oh my god. It's a hundred against two. It could be a million against two. I would really see no difference. Kars is just going to sit this one out. He's going to watch the anime like us. Oh no, no, no, no. Stop with the promises and ACDC. ACDC. No, no, no. Now they want the one again. Just just fucking kill each other. What's with this way of fighting? What are you doing? What are you serving a towel? What are you doing? Your eyes are closed. Your best friend just died. Oh god. What is he doing? What are you doing? Oh wait. Oh. All right. He was being smart. Okay. I was being dumb. What's this woman? He said damn. Okay. Tate. Here we go. Tate. I thought he's in jail. He's in Rome. Is she going to Hickey? Oh my. How's your hair moving? They're in a mansion. In a hotel. There's no window. Where's the window open? Don't try to back at me, woman. Where's Hitler? When we need him. Never thought I'd say that sentence. Wow. Take that out of context. I'd get canceled in a second. Are they really sanctioning things off? Jojo, you'll fight him one-on-one. I'll fight him one-on-one. The vampire will be the background. She set up a tournament. Just kill each other. Yeah. Let's just set up a tournament. These two could just murder us. But I'll set up a tournament. Oh, they're all doing the admin in the left. I like this face. 50 kilometers southeast of here. I'll give you the exact coordinates. I'll actually ping you. He sends in the fucking Google Maps coordination. Y'all do not have to have this tournament. You could just kill them right here. I don't want that venue. Bring it back to New York. That's sexual. I mean, tension. I felt that. Damn. She's throwing demands at everybody. Making a tournament. Telling them what to do. I'm feeling this energy. Oh, no. Revisiting the site with this song. This OST fucks me. You know what I mean? You know when a song is that good? That's what it does to me. It's the best. It inserts its cock inside of me. That the guy he looks like to everyone when he said that with his blue eyes. What a perfectly normal suitcase. I love how even the clothes are side characters in the suitcase. Like, you know what the main thing is. I would never guess. I wonder what you'll take. Is this the time to be on the tie? Is that her? Is that Lisa Lee? Oh, it's Irina. Aw, Guany. Maybe Lisa Lisa knew her. Lisa Lisa is... You motherfucker. Look, he's even staring in the... I mean, that's what you're supposed to do in a picture. But that's literally all he does. It's like his entire life. He's taking a fucking picture. I could guess. Guany. Streisos holding a baby. Oh, we're about to learn. We're about to learn. It's because she was involved somehow. Nicky, think your reactions. You could have never guessed that. I swear, sometimes I want to take y'all and... Fuck it. Just fuck while you're at it. Oh my god. Want it? We're gonna fight for it. Lisa Lisa, it's just a bad ass now. She's the man. Where's the rest of the world? Like, how is anybody missing this? We're doing this now. No, no, no, no. I just washed that out of my brain. Who was the baby girl? No! Oh, shit. Now we know what y'all meant. Wait, what the fuck? She's 50? 50 years old. This is what 50-year-olds look like in Italy. What the fuck do they eat, man? Yeah, let's just have this conversation. Let's explain our backstory while there's two ants... God's waiting to fight us one-on-one for some reason. They even got the whole venue. Wait, don't tell me they actually have the vampire. I swear to God, I was so... I was joking! Are they gonna fill the stands with the vampire? Oh, God, please don't do this. Now that's a backstory. She was meant to be an anatomy. What a bizarre relationship. He's talking about bizarre. I kind of miss him shooting up a diner in New York. I want to go back to that. The rumbling's coming! Don't worry, it's just that the referee's coming. They actually are about to partake in the tournament right now. Are these people here to watch? Are they gonna wager? It's... Wait, what? It's a fucking dinosaur? No, it's a horse, right? Is that a d-d-d-dinosaur? It's a horse! It's a horse, you dumbass! For I know, dinosaurs exist too! He might pull one out out of his dick. The vampire horses. You know what, man? All right, I accept it. All right, they're just gonna... They're gonna joust! I feel bad for whatever poor vampire horse soul has to have Jojo sitting on it. The beasts have 150 horses. How are their horses? I'd hope so! Now they're normal horses. Just put a little ham on the horse, and it'll behave. Now I know what to do. When a horse acts up, spread my balls on it. He chose an ancient form for this battle, an ancient pose. Only the ancients do this. What would my ancient form be? Be like... Did you fucking see? Did he unlock new bones in his body? You know what, man? I joke about him getting bigger and bigger every episode, but nah, nah, he got bigger this episode, trust me. Now he's super Jojo. We put the cock ring on his finger. Oh my god. That's actually beautiful. Yeah! Look at this fucking battle fit! He's riding a vampire horse! With a bandana on! I can't even imagine what's gonna happen in this episode. We have horses. My vampire horse is a stadium full of vampires, dubstep playing. This is the most Jojo-style fight I've seen. You were at work while we looked up at the moon. Yeah, yeah, pardon me. I want to look at the moon. Can you give me 20 minutes? Oh, this isn't a porn episode! Look at this animation! I'd break every rule if I didn't have to pay for it. You even got the horses CGI'd, man! This is important! And that's good CGI! I can't believe they're actually spectating. Sheesh! He doesn't have to spectate! I know it's all about honor, but come on. I'm surprised Speedwagon's not in the crowd. Be honest with you guys. How the fuck did that happen? What are the odds? Look, he even looks like Thor saying that. I wouldn't be surprised if Thor just walked in. He's probably in the arena too. I'm watching a fight. Meanwhile, I could have just killed him. Oh, he had oil in his pocket. I forgot. They stole it from the restaurant. They're just standing next to each other. Like, they're not enemies. You know what I mean? Like, they're just right there. It looks like he's surfing. Which I wouldn't be surprised about if he started doing. What's he gonna grab? I'm sure that's against the rules. Close lining a pillar. I mean, he's the pillar, man! Yeah, what's up, kids? There was a spectator on the pillar! Imagine that. Imagine watching wrestling, and John Cena goes into crowd and beats Randy Orton's ass with a fucking fan. Hey, it's over. I guess the fight's over. Not like there's like 20 minutes left in the episode. It's over. He's gonna punch the horse now, isn't he? Is he gonna go full four kill from Vinland Zaga? Let's see. 90% chance he'll be crushed. I'm amazed how we processed the calculations in his head. Fuck yeah. I'm surprised he didn't punch the horse in the face. I would have preferred that. Now he's riding the horse. Now he's surfing on the horse. There's somebody hiding in the horse. I should have thought that. Don't worry, Jojo. You're not crazy, but not thinking that. Imagine sending me this picture like 10 episodes ago that Jojo would be riding on a vampire horse. No, no, no. Surfing on one. My bad. With a fucking hand sticking out of the horse's ass. Disgusting. The horse is getting fisted, and it's still running. How much pain has it endured? He's gonna put a hammer in the horse's ass. Shit. Is this the season for now? Why is the animation so good? Cars, cars, cars. You need to get back on the road, bro. He doesn't even need a horse. He'll turn into a car. Watch. Yep, it's over. You're right, cars. You're right. Meter made one. I prefer not to fight women. What's stopping you from beating a woman after the things I've seen you do? I find it even more impressive. Lisa's doing all of this in heels. She's still wearing sunglasses. It looks like it's pitch black out. What do you mean? What do you mean? There's a whole half of the episode left. What? There goes a glass of wine that was just bored. The fuck is that? He's having a seizure. That's what you get for killing Caesar. Massacre. Now she did the anime live. She's like, you want to fucking laugh 10 times? I'm going to do it. This guy got all comfortable with his glass of wine. Now look at him. He's sweating dick. He wrapped his hand around his arms. I should have seen that. These horses. No wonder why they're dead. Look how long they're running for. He's coming. I'm surprised they don't have announcers. Would they have like two dead beavers announcing this? There goes Wamuu. You were just about to celebrate where you're at. Now he's talking shit about Wamuu. I thought that was a ninja turtle. Oh my god. I wouldn't be surprised either. A big balls and small balls. Now he's sitting down again. Let's bring the wine bag so we can waste another glass. Oh, okay, okay. They have a tatakai switch in their head. That's what I need. I feel like I have that already. All right, he's back to normal. He flipped it. Don't tell me he just ate the horse. Imagine I did that just mid reaction. I ripped my balls out. I relied on my eyes. Stay betrayed me. Let me rip them out of my head. Oh, I forgot. You rip your eyes out. A drill comes out of you. I gotta try that. Well, where's the knife? Pussy eyes. Why are you so pussy? He's a unicorn. That's what happens. You rip your eyes out. A horn grows out of your head. You should have just ripped the pillar off like Wamuu did. I'm gonna send this to Peter. I'm gonna screenshot this and just send it to them on Twitter. Tell them I love this show so much. Somebody do it and tag me in it. It's the burst of dubstep for no reason. I don't think he's underestimating Wamuu. I think he's learned. What the fuck is this episode? My God, they went all out on this one. Look at this. That's what happens when you rip your eyeballs out. One of your senses are gone, so your brain heightens. Try it. I endorse it. The doctor asked you why you did that. She said Wamuu did it. Wamuu taught me. As he said, a trap. Maybe if you did poke your fucking eyeballs out, you'd see it. He's using two fucking horses right now. How much bigger are they to prepare to him? I didn't know they were that big. He's joking. Throw a rock at the horse. Throw a rock at Wamuu. That's his weakness. Oh, Jojo's thinking OST is on. I love how he tells him what he's about to say, and then he says it anyways. I mean, of course he's going to say it now. You just told him what he's going to say. What? Fuck. We're playing pinball now. This is where we went from Caesar dying and emotional death of rocks falling on him to fighting two vampire horses with a Wamuu that turned into a unicorn and then we're playing pinball now in front of a crowd. Out of respect, no one was saying nani. There wasn't even a moan. What, was somebody fucking in the stands? Imagine? Oh, I thought a jack-o'-lantern was coming out of him. Imagine Easter Bunny just jumps out of his chest. Why does he even need hands at this point? He doesn't need arms. He's going to rip those off next, isn't he? That's not that deep of a fall. He just fell off a horse and it looks like he's falling for like 10 minutes now. It's not that deep of a fall! Ooh, I love the silence of the scene. And here comes the music. Re-buff over. Finally fell off the horse because the horse was was a thousand feet tall apparently. It was taller than the mountain. He threw his arms at JoJo. Why did I think of that? He fired his 7-4 arms from the hole in his chest. That's what I'm going to do. Whenever I need a buff, I'm going to get my chainsaw. Saw my arms off and throw it at somebody. Don't worry, knives will grow out of me too. I forgot about that one. Atmospheric rifts? Oh, so self-destruct. Wamosen, why do I need this body?