Gloomy bridge Gloomy train traaaaacks Chilly Asian calmly walking. Scary song and a shadow makes him turn around. Pause for effect. Running, shoe shot, Hagrid's hungry. Look back - TOO SLOW! Guess he doesn't eat Asians Recap White kid saw it in his dream - ahhh!
Relativity, Rogue Rotate, City Kids walking to school look down: Love interest Creepy fog wave RiverTON RIPPER KILLS! SCARY FLASH! Teens bet on who's gonna die next Probably the redhead She's screwed. HO HO God. Oh God. Okay. Whew. Main guy sees Nigahiga. He gets BLURRY. all alone. Killed by the cameraman. CRIME SCENE!
Look mad. Transition! People walking, girl talking- That guy with a knife. That guy with a knife. Tell 'em bout the guys with the knives. SCARED. FALL DOWN, BLOW UP, OW! 9-1-1! Shake you hand, COPS! Lotsa stuff is going on!
Rorschach, for some reason. Talking to your friend, looking down in the forest, KNIFE! Talking to you friend, then glance at his lips. FEET GIRL BLOOD! Wes Craven the director of shadows that make girls cry and scream. AND WORRY! Creepy guys break windows! Hurray it's in 3-D!
What's That! Raise your knife, stab a door, black and white. Flip and ambulance, little girl in a window. Grab a knife! Flip a knife! Braided sideburns, lightning storm, scared gun. FIGHT THE BAD GUY! Did you kill him? No, out the window! Shoot the ground - explosion - bird! My soul to ta -- WAKE!