 Oh look, little Timmy is playing with Barbies. That must mean he's trans. Little Timmy is a little girl stuck in a little boy's body. How tragic. No, he's not. He's just not toxically masculine. He embraces his femininity. He's probably gay. Oh, now he's choosing the pink blanket instead of the blue one. You go, girl. No, no, he's just fighting gender norms like the good feminists that he is. How about we just let kids be and stop speculating about their sexuality or trying to make them think that they're in the wrong body? Kids are just learning. Stop sexualizing them. Your eight-year-old is not part of the LGBTQ community. He's just a kid. And honestly, it's time parents get off their hobby horses of trying to appear progressive and actually just focus on being good parents. I'm done.