 That's what I'm talking about, make sure you tell somebody, tell two people, go on social media, make sure you follow the 85 South Show, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook. Make sure you go tell your mama, your daddy, somebody because you guys are witnessing greatness in here tonight, Boston. You guys ready to have some fun? You are witnessing the next Kings of Comedy. I need everybody up. We about to get the show started. We know y'all been waiting, we've been waiting to come Boston, so we appreciate y'all coming to rock with us. We just sold out the Wilbur Theater, y'all. I said we just sold out the Wilbur Theater. The first member of the 85 South Show. He's out of Washington, D.C. You seen this man on MTV Wild'n'Out? He has a national Nike campaign running right now. He is the coldest dressed man in comedy right now. Boston, make some noise for Chico B. The next member of the 85 South Show. He crazy as hell. He's out in the west side of Atlanta. You seen him on MTV Wild'n'Out? You seen him on Hip Hop Squares? You seen him in the movie Almost Christmas? And you can see him in theaters right now. He's in the movie I got to hook up to. Boston, we got D.C. Y'all fly in the house. Next member of the 85 South Show. He needs no introduction. But we gonna give him one anyway. You seen this man on Wild'n'Out? He's out of Atlanta by way of Mississippi. He is the coldest in the game right now. Ladies, your baby daddy. Carlos Miller is in the building. If you guys ready to get the show started, say hell yeah. Keep that energy right there, Boston. Start clapping right now. Start clapping right now. This is the 85 South Show. What's up? Boston. What's up? Boston. Boston. Boston. Boston. Boston. Boston. You feeling awesome? How you doing? Cause the nigga been kicking it in Boston. I said Chico. I look awesome. Cause the nigga been kicking it in Boston. B-O-S-C-O-N. Boston. B-O-S-C-O-N. I said Boston. B-O-S-C-O-N. I said Boston. B-O-S-C-O-N. You motherfucking boss. You're a fucking motherfucker. You're a fucking boss. Let's go. You're a fucking motherfucker. Let's go. You're a fucking bad nigga. You're a fucking boss. You're a fucking boss. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, yeah. D.C., run up Boston. Yeah. Boston. B-O-S-T-O-N. Boston. B-O-S-T-O-N. B-O-S-T-O-N. B-O-S-T-O-N. B-O-S-T-O-N. Come on. B-O-S-T-O-N. Chico. Boston. Chico. Yeah. Chico. Yeah. D.C. We got titties in the building. We got titties in the building. We got titties in the building. We got titties in the. Oh, oh, we got ten is in the building Wait a minute, wait a minute cut cut cut cut what you see what you see? These niggas got these little bit of tables in this motherfucker And there's some musical chairs DC, how are y'all having a great-ass time? Little bit of tables they got this shit set up like a like a motherfucking wedding reception guy Everybody needs touching right now. Hey. Hey, hey DC. That's the table. They was playing that on life Well, I'm sorry, sir. Looks like I lost all my money It's gonna take you out 20 minutes to sit down in this bitch They got one person to table. They got a turd sideways and I'll count extra These seats are just in here. They ain't no order. They just here. There you go No order you can tell some niggas did this show a man fuck that put some goddamn back y'all tables in that bitch Somebody need a chance facing your seat on the outside gonna sit down, but if you got a walker to the inside wait a minute Damn boy, they do job. We need VIP table. That's what the yeah Have a seat if you can't bother to say that if you can fire your seat Shout out by your top Yeah If you a man and you in here right now your leg touching another man leg that's strange They can't help it They can't help it They look like the back of the bus. God damn y'all sitting on the back of the bus in Boston That's turned up right here smell like a funeral home. Oh This definitely is the oldest theater in Boston nigga Everybody got Used to let the niggas say that in the 60s We had a lot of sold out shoes, but I don't feel like we could fit one more nigga in this bitch Oh, no, we have a real at capacity. Yes. No, we can't we can fit them right there Fit two on right there She got a pro she fucking up that whole section over there. That's they like this bitch need to move right here This thing ain't ain't got no see he on the step. He like it's what I pay for No, that's security That's security security Silky as fuck would you put a just for me your shit for you? Damn they got good house that boy. She's silky boy. That's the first nigga I ever seen with edges That nigga got a perm and some Beijing I think it went to the salon. They like, yeah, come on. Let me lick this down Silky That's your name for the rest of the night silky smooth from Boston He's stupid. I think I put a baby oil in his hair this nigga Well, we got some motherfuckers in here Boston I love Boston they got some of the sexiest ladies on this Oh Even the white women got ass in Boston. Oh, I don't know how but they got it. They got a whole bunch of God was out here just wild in in Massachusetts. Shout out to my man I'm just sticking big old booties over every damn flat Def roe jacket on looking like she'll evening in this motherfucker Make some noise for sugar evening. I should like that should evening right there Turn the lights on look at this. Oh You look real good on DC you eat a whole pack of now ladies that bitch show up in your dreams That mean you had a bad bastard All right, she say fuck that I look good you do baby You do look good. You look like a real boss and you look like you just get dressed up Then you're going Victoria's secret and still a whole bunch of shit tomorrow Let's go boost it. Yeah, you just stole some panties before You didn't hear what she said she said Hey, y'all don't get too excited, you know, that shit ain't sturdy up there. They renovated this bitch ever Yeah This shit look like the Titanic for real Sam Cook had an album release party in this bitch. Yep him and James Brown fuck this motherfucker up god damn I know they got sections. Okay. I like that. What's what's the different sections? What that mean? No, first place second place third place, okay Love you. I didn't know it was this many niggas up here damn that shit They really got this shit set up like a soul food restaurant About a bad soul food restaurant They got this bitch set up like a soul food restaurant tea. What's up? All your friends on Facebook all two of what's up? Ain't nobody watching this That's all uncle and a cousin. What's up y'all? She got one lady from the church. What's up? The fuck up boy that she don't know how to post it. She'll me how to put it up there Should I put this shit on YouTube? She said watch I see me posted in five minutes Y'all need to know that's the bootleg lady from Boston this shit gonna be in every barbershop in Boston tomorrow Got that 85 South Shore on deck for y'all. You won't see it. Yeah, they move shot 2599 What wrong baby? You look scared. You look nervous. You okay? All right You need to be She said never bad It means you read it Shout out to my man right there with the army fatigue had on fuckers. You know limit nigga What's going on that nigga got nigga fishing bait right up on his seat? What you like to kiss see bad You don't like to lobby your huh? That's a stupid ass. Hey, he take that bitch off folded up put it in his pocket. I'll be right back Oh He ain't got no hair right in the middle. I know what's going on. How long you don't have that bucket hat for ages No, nigga, how long you don't have that bucket hat Not really a head. It's a flower pot He looked in the mirror a whole bunch of times for you left. Yep. That's it. I Got that Night nigga Shot the man right there. Hey, oh, you scared you She's like who got a skin if you got a skin Boy, I can't believe we in the goddamn This look like what Malcolm X got shot. You remember when they had to get your hand out my pocket That's what it looked like one of you niggas. Yeah, that I'm getting with the nigga with the hat on fuck that I know he gonna know how to get out of here. Shut down. Hey, you man When you give a coming late, I don't see clothes fix they got a waitress in this bitch. You got a text on your order You got a text the waitress your order. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know why they got us. It's shit. I didn't order I might see that. Oh shit What the Asian dude doing Me in here trying to fix the iPhone get your ass out of here. He jumping it off Talk really that's the best seat. No, you know Look how long that she can. Yeah, I bet you gotta go. I joke. Here you go I bet y'all was scared of shit if y'all had to ride an elevator up that motherfucker that bitch haunted in a bitch up there boy It's the ghost of Negro past up that third section. Now. Watch yourself now. This is Boston now Little people in the balcony alone any Patriots fans And that's Winning ass motherfuckers y'all stay winning Fuck the Patriots. Fuck y'all. I can't stand y'all real shit I didn't even know y'all niggas was football fans until I said that y'all gonna get us jumped in this bitch I don't give a fuck fuck My man It was New England, but this Boston So they really got no team. They just claim the Patriots. No No No, you ain't got no team. You ain't got no team Boston if you say New England Boston is like the centerpiece of New England like Boston I get y'all that but fuck the Patriots nigga. I can't believe y'all some Fuck on y'all some Y'all motherfuckers I can like Tom Brady or be in here with y'all motherfuckers ain't coming in here. Oh wait a minute No way. I'm not coming in there. Not the Wilbur 283 Lee Y'all came back in one 28 Then Tom Brady old-ass steel playing nigga retire so somebody else can win with your white ass man Fuck Tom Brady that nigga been winning On my third He deflated that ball Tom Brady a different type of motherfucker, bro Goddamn bread farf can't even write his name his hand hurts so bad Tom Brady wake up at six in the morning swimming and shit. This ain't been playing football 28 years Don't even have a headache yet. Tom Brady went more than Tom. Let me tell you how much Tom Brady went Tom Brady went more than bitches in his child support court. That's how much he went He's stay winning. You know what? You know who Tom Brady reminds me of we're gonna have to get her another chance She got too much ass for that chair Who got too much ass? She got too much ass for that chair. Let me see. She got a whole she got that It's that auntie booted. She got a six It's big at the top. Look at the bottom. Hey This the football Tom Brady played with you know why why because it's flat a little bit So let me see it. So let me see it So damn dead Y'all ain't shit. I can't take y'all. No, I don't care. He look like what I'll touch third. Fuck him I don't think they caught that you got a friend in me Superbowl They can fuck you Shit just got dangerous in this bitch Look when you threw the ball everybody looked up all the hood bitches like I wish your bitch would throw that ball back I saw everybody on the bottom do it. I saw y'all I tossed that bitch. I ain't you know, I threw it that far. Yeah, you tossed that ball You let it go You let it go Like a tall brother though, right? Hey my nigga stop running in this bitch. I'll tell you You ain't got to go no, well you can tell you know somebody right now. Fuck around and follow the light bill gonna be high as a motherfucker This is me. Oh, I love boss Yeah, what's up? It's your man Carlos Miller fellas. Have you ever tried to manscape your landscape and scraped your man hood? Hey, man, everybody's been there. Everybody's tried to landscape their manscape. You may not be good at it It's not your fault. You're using the wrong tools. You need to go to manscape.com So you can go get some highly engineered precision tools for your family jewels That could be a slogan precision tools for your family jewels Manscape your landscape. Yeah, go take it all off your landscape. Hey, but don't scrape those balls You need to manscape your landscape. Hey, you need to manscape your landscape. Hey Be careful, bro. You want to go to manscape.com and get a discount Use my code 85 south when you get there manscape your landscape. Yeah, trim it all off manscape your landscape Yeah, shave up those balls You got to take care of your area if you want to end your area if you know what I mean Now, you know and knowing this have the battle Gio said that and I live by it and I'm a grown-ass man Manscape.com Carlos Miller code 85 south. I see when you get there. I want somebody will Lotta Like when we put this on youtube a lot of people won't be surprised how many niggas in boston They don't know it's niggas in boston, baby. It's black niggas. I'm talking about black niggas black niggas is black Shit Looking like a master bus driver in this motherfucker. You look like you drive the shit out the city bus All right now. We ain't making no more stops now. Come on now. I think it turned back like who black nigga Hey, man, that's fucked up, man. Y'all some real asshole type of people Shit boston, man, it's the homa new addition right here, baby Home a new addition How many how many niggas in the new addition they had like eight new additions ronnie bobby ricky and mike Uh, if I like the girl who cares are you like, uh, then johnny gill came he from my hometown the dc So we got a connection came to fuck shit up So it's ronnie bobby ricky and mike ronnie bobby ricky and ralph And ralph you can't forget about little head ralph ralph was that name. I need a man With sensitivity A man like me Someone who will hold you Someone who will cheat Someone who will cheat Come on using the 12 grand when this came out stop bullshit. Come on now. It was our graduation song That's how auntie got first auntie was fucked to this for the first time. There you are Oh, boss the nigga caught you girl. I know it's been hard for you right away I see you got slacks. Stop. She goes. She's getting wet. She's getting wet all day And auntie, I know you just got your braids And I can tell because they're tight that way Oh Auntie gonna give me that kuga kuchi. Come on Auntie's gonna give me that kuga kuchi Auntie's gonna give you that kuga kuchi You need a man with sensitivity Come on y'all clap your hands Come on y'all clap your hands Come on y'all clap your hands Come on y'all clap your hands Come on we in boston B-o-s-t-o-n I said all the people in here sitting on the floor is all my friends. I said boston boston Don't act like you don't know And I know don't none of the niggas in here use the slang term mask. Hold because that's that Yeah, hold up. I ain't going to play. Okay. What you say? Let y'all know they find the day Now you know me a fuck with boston what you got to hold the music listen, baby. You got to fix that Come on You got to fix that Hey, all the pretty ladies in boston. Hey. Yeah, I said they all called. I got the girl with the purple hair She liked to steal out the mall What you know what you know. Yeah, boston. It's a treat. Yeah. Yeah This nigga got the same jacket on as big red from the five heartbeats. Come on Damn shit That jacket ain't shit. Damn shit. Damn shit. Damn shit. Damn shit. Damn shit Valley driver looking at I mean he parked cars for a living Uh-oh, that'd be some good music to eat some pussy too right now Uh-oh, what y'all doing? Right now Stop it right now. I got to ask the reflux. Hold up. Stop it right now Real shit trying to come back up Look at all the white people. They're like, yep. Still don't know what that's about Yeah, they get confused like a mother. What is going on? Look how he come in. He like, yeah Is this the birthday party? It's a bar mitzvah Oh my god earpieces like that in the secret service. What you had third flu? I'm coming up there boys Damn that real smile ahead a bit now. You must think I know where to put your leg The nigga paid to be uncomfortable That big stupid and vest though. What the fuck he got going on. Who then this nigga he'll dress like an ab mattress A deflated ab mattress They coming to fuck with y'all when I'm trying to come up. What they doing? Damn, she got some strong ass shoulders What that bitch would do for a living breakdown boxes? Shout out Shout out to the white people who who didn't know the new edition in here Y'all motherfuckers probably rolled up here listening. We ain't gone through good vibrations We got to give that great Hold up. Hold up. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I did not know we had a scenario Oh, man, I watched this nigga on good times all day Book him nigga. It's book man in this bitch. What's up, book man? My dumb ass said book him Bubble butt tennis motherfucker book man Damn bitch lady, you sitting in this bed like you waiting on your album to come out She probably two weeks on Spotify. Nah, she's a scammer. She got all the credit card information to everybody in this bitch already She's got a chip reading her purse 16 Bloomingdale chargers on your car like bitch. I ain't put no damn Bloomingdale That's your best friend. She lead all the children quiet. That don't change shit You don't be bush in that church. You look like you catch the whole of those sometimes She's about to feel it, but she's like, okay. Well, that weren't it right now Shout out to everybody who worked out all summer still they lose no weight Drinking that stupid ad cucumber water you the same size, but Yep, your dumb ass. I don't eat chicken no more. Bitch you're the game eight pounds. You better start back eating chicken Right. Look at the nigga talking shit to his girl. Told you baby. You ain't the only one I'm with it. I'm with the lady that won't lose weight though. I'm with it But you got to do it right though. You can't go backwards Can't go get ass shots. They ain't gonna work out, bitch. You really I'm gonna be honest I don't like I don't like when women lose weight then the top part of the titty be real soft like I remember when that titty was firm Like a biscuit that ain't that always be all loose like fuck you didn't fucked up a good set of titty The loss always got damn weight now your head look bigger than mother fuck. I can't can't fuck with you No, mo you look like a cute ass blow pop now Hey titty little ass of spindles If you real big don't just lose the weight make sure you got the money to get that skin taken off afterwards Because now you walk around you walk around with your skin in your purse He liked that skin bruh. I like that skin I like that skin. I don't know why Because I'll be like i'ma blow your ass back up what you used to be Hey, bitch. You said you need 20 pounds. Here you go. I got you I like skin Shout out to all the niggas. I can't fuck that fast. You see all the fast that young nigga was humping He don't know he think his nuts gonna be tight his whole life I'm 36 my nuts to fail about four inches my nigga. I get the fucking that fast. I'ma bust one of them You'll be hidden from the back and have to stop. Oh shit. I don't hurt my nut Ladies and gentlemen, that's a problem. I don't know what that happened The wind all said I'm trying to fuck fast Dj. I already know what that about I hit on them nuts going right back and wow See what I did you hit me twice. I'm like, hold up, bitch. Don't worry about what's going on back here Shit nigga, I bust a nut. Yeah bust a nut. Your nuts get tight and go to sleep on your nigga. Your nuts act be close to shit See that's what I'm telling y'all. I'm older than y'all. My nuts don't get tight no more They just getting lower and lower my nuts about this low See I don't like what my nuts warm up in the morning because in the morning they be cold So they be cuffed. So when I go take a shit, them bitches just start unraveling And before you know it all you hit people like these niggas are in the water This is some bullshit. Now. I got the add right Hey, man, I was a real nigga shit though the first time I ever saw my nuts moved. I thought I was pregnant niggas a baby My whole set just rotated around These motherfuckers are alive Ladies y'all understand how sensitive nuts is y'all got nothing on y'all sensitive as a set of nuts Boy, you fellas you ever graze your nuts nigga on the accident and fucks your whole day up You feel it all the way in the middle of your chest doing some goofy shit Getting out the shower or something put the towel on too fast This nigga said when he saw his nuts moved for the first time You better do it Nigga gotta go get a plan B now Uh, no forget how long I stayed at my nuts when I seen them move for the first time. I said, oh, shit Hey DC, you know what's funny and spoke right now the young niggas who don't even know that your nuts get moved They're like, what the fuck are they talking about? Ain't no business alive. I bet y'all just take the glimpses at them here now Shit I saw one of my nuts stretch out one time like he was tired Shit, I remember the first time I ever seen some nuts come out of me nigga that shit Fuck me up. I was walking around with all the confidence. Bitch. I got hostess cream in my body. Nick. I don't give a fuck I bust this goddamn cupcake cream on the bitch You couldn't tell me shit when I figured out what oh, I can get a bitch pregnant I can make a baby Bitch, I'm ready to pay a bill today I had a question Boston why they call it soon as I saw some nut I was like I got to put this on somebody's daughter. This goes This goes on her. That's what this is for Why they call Boston bean town? Could y'all got some bean head Why was somebody what was the read what's the what's the what? Boston baked beans. Oh y'all got a big baby That's what he used to be not he's just selling a bunch of ex pills in the city. Yeah Make it y'all look like bobby brown Wake up She ever disrespect the kid Man shit that nigga that's that's a legendary moment I don't give a fuck what nobody say man that bobby brown y'all is legendary that nigga got out that helicopter To that niggas the greatest that niggas don't know what y'all I said oh, yeah Get him bobby you can't sleep it y'all ruled with that nigga in 2000 Baby I know you're not shut up. I need y'all to make some games. You see a nigga went here and that we gonna clap back They were like cut that shit off That's how you feel Because he made Always there when you call always on time gave you my That'd be sounded irritated Hey Don't nobody don't even want to be on the song Ain't nobody in the history of music said baby more than the shanty Oh, yeah nine songs. There was baby, baby Baby, baby, you know who else hurt in the nigga the r&b singer kim them the only two motherfuckers That say baby because kim made nine songs, baby girl There will be no more somebody tell me why I feel like i'm dying Something came over me I baby, can't you see? And I can't stop loving you No matter how hard I try baby Girl, how did you find your way back in my life, baby Baby girl, let me say this all day That nigga made a career out of saying baby girl. He had to we're gonna talk Get what I just told a nigga, bro. What nigga gotta stop Bow out name up on the bus like that, bro Like he ain't that nigga, bro. Bow. Why was that nigga from nigga? If you born in 92 to 97 you in line if you say you ain't never want to be bow out Well, that nigga was out All y'all all the all the all the ladies Don't see bow wow and b2k and all them niggas now. We want to be b2k. He's bow. I don't know You know who else niggas don't anybody live in the field niggas get thrown under the bus niggas get thrown under the But my fucking immature they get thrown under the bus. They had some hits Immature had them hits boy. They was legendary No, the fuck yes, they was boy I would tell you extra extra read all about it. That was the shit I'm looking for that one girl The one to treat me wrong Just fuck that nigga that'll fuck with it. So they threw under the bus to me Me and mature fell out when they got rid of the nigga with the eye patch We looked up one day that nigga was gone. Like what a nigga another little short nigga with What is motherfucker? They immature as hell for replacing the whole group Didn't tell us shit What about b5? Damn, you took it back That ain't the right song no niggas don't talk with them school boys. I would like to get that nigga fall It's gonna be ugly niggas said b5 Listen here the old person I heard in my house with Michael Jackson. That was it My mom on here that shit. She believes in the gospel Yolanda Adams She was bullshit. Oh, my favorite rappers. What'd you say gave us bad influences She's bullshit. Yolanda Adams was bullshit. She had that wide-eyed y'all Yolanda Adams Yolanda Adams was totally fucked too. Oh, she was a total hell Boy, you're going to hell for talking about the good pastor like that Man, look at that forehead. You know, she a good woman. Yeah Like she looked all the ladies with the big foreheads. We know that's where the pussy juices store. Yeah Especially if it's shining in the front. You gotta press it three times. Ah, and like a choker You see how it'd be shining in the front a little bit. Look like a dolphin head. Oh, I love that And salute all the niggas in Boston. That's afraid to go bald. I see y'all niggas out here I see especially you You said fuck it. I'm gonna keep them dreads no matter what It looked like you got on a patriot's helmet in this motherfucker. Niggas with a chico the nigga dream start right here. This nigga shit That nigga shit looked like he walked in front of the airplane I told you to walk behind the helicopter. We just fucking with you, but we It's all out of love. We are not talking. We are speaking facts Then they gonna get mad run up here here, but all three of us Go to sleep Boy, they had the boston tea party in this motherfucker. It is This shit is cold. It's bad like slaves. Look at the chandelier in this bitch I don't like some slaves within here. You think they're gonna catch us? Yes This is where they live This fucked up. You can't take these niggas nowhere real. You already know it's a real shit though It do look like we on a boat right now, right? I seen a nigga now the street like the hell coming to your show He like, you know what? I gotta drop my goddamn clothes. I'll be there Are the fuck did you find that shit at? Oh, no, it found me. Yep. I see y'all niggas at the show. All right, brother Hey, man, let me start on these niggas. They've been roasting the shit out of couch online I want the fuck niggas to know this bitch brand new nigga. This is This is a brand new use couch. This bitch new and use that brand new old couch That shit looked like X money. It's been comfortable Oh, no, I think that's how you get X money. You gotta lay on couches like that This shit made out of k swiss leather nigga this shit. Oh, there's a motherfucker At this the couch the gangsta and nigga be watching murder mysteries over there Nigga be into it like a motherfucker be having shoes on they be tucked up in that bitch like this That ain't your house if you ain't never slept on your couch like that nigga I don't give a fuck what kind of nigga you you could be a nigga that kill every motherfucker in the hood You that came home and laid down like this before they I don't give a fuck this before But you gotta catch yourself though, man Hey, this is how you know the shit real because if it wasn't your house, you took the nap just like this Yep And that's how you that's how you know, you got a good girl your girl like you when she's like She don't need to wake you up. She just coming just you getting asleep. Nigga. This is what she do She come out the back That's a good girl then because a real nigga gonna wake up cold that bitch ain't shit Right Damn, bitch can't even bring a nigga no cover And when you wake up all the lights in the house bed don't nobody be at home. Hey man, who the fuck is You don't even know what day it is no more You ever took a nap and woke up and didn't know if it was tomorrow nigga Oh Like that when you wake up He ever grabbed a piss on niggas who stayed at the house But who the fuck let y'all niggas in This shit, I ain't right here, but we came up in Boston. Yeah, we did I like I like ooh, they don't bother make our couch They gonna take it back We dedicated you to be we said all the furniture y'all think we booze you Any fine ladies in here tonight single Don't worry if you got a man, bitch We really gotta stop we gotta stop asking if they single what if it's some fine women on here That's not single and they'll cheat on the nigga. Fuck it I don't want them to be laughed at too I mean, you know, you can still woo though like make know it for the other bitch You think about why the fuck what we're looking for the single women them the women don't nobody won't hold up Hold up. We got a problem. They got a lot of baggage. They got a lot of baggage They got a lot of baggage Don't nobody like you get the fuck out of it. You say you say we do it man. Cheat. No, this is different when y'all do it Yes, it is. Y'all do it. Yes, it is You know why it's different. You know why it's different because y'all gotta let somebody fuck you Yes, you do. You know, you don't you got a cookie and you have to get a penile inserted into your vagina That's it hurt when y'all cheat. We would ooh Yeah, that's it Nick ain't need swallow It's a nigga ain't here right now that's traumatized because he went to hit this girl and it was more space in the pussy He was like, who in the fuck Who in the fuck them pen in this shit loose? I said loose It's a nigga that caught it worse than that. He was eating his girl pussy like this pussy tastes like a condom Yep, boy ain't gone with the paper still on it. Damn See if y'all read baby Y'all this is That's a murder charge right there. You don't ate a rubber band before you go down and taste spermicide Oh my god Freak nasty, but what about the one that I tell you that it just came on like juice like What the cycle just went off. Yeah, you're like 10 minutes ago, dude Boy, you got no no 10 minutes ago. Yeah, so they know it be lamp in eight 12 o'clock. They like yep off Yeah, you think they off till you go on and get that nut rag and wipe off and be like, oh, baby No, it gets you when you spit out that spit you go to the site and you like hold up. I ain't had no half-label cheeto Oh Yeah, your gums bleeding nigga. I think you you must have brushed your gums too hard I did not have no half-label cheeto That pussy is rare ma'am Got that rare koochie Oh, y'all know y'all wrong because y'all let a nigga eat But y'all won't let a nigga fuck. I don't understand. I swore. Never mind. They wouldn't make you eat As soon as you come up they like I'm on you be like, huh? She be like shit nigga something like shit I don't know who this evil bitch is that sent you up like that, but I could get muscles to beat that whole ass Don't worry about that. It's been beat up That bitch been beat up. She's been beat up. There ain't no way That's what ladies don't cheat on your man. That's your hurt. It's been beat up That she hurt a man Fuck that. Y'all to do cheat on your man with me with me get Cheat on him with me She what you say Oh, won't that you heard that she said bring that ass. Yeah, boy Yeah, that sounds like too many boys. I've been brought to you ma'am She's living she's living. No, don't fuck her. Don't fuck with her. That's a cool way to take your soul. Stand back up What were you saying? Look at that. She living bookman building No, stand up the lady that was standing up over there. Bring it with the pink dress on Stand up. What she say bring it That wasn't me. That was me. Why you won't stand up. Did you look at right at me? There she go She ain't like the music next man. Look at that. Ah, you guys got any germs any germs Any germs If you want to come to a muke next party I was just playing with you girl, you look good fuck that y'all got our carly working hard in the mother fucker She's gonna go home and sing a song on youtube get 33 million views after this. She on the viking it right now. Yeah Midlander ain't no way in the fuck you still recording on that phone. Ain't no way it ain't no way you still got Ain't no way you still got space on that goddamn phone. It is this impossible Yes, you record every church sermon Hey, she got a portable charge Boy, this shit is gonna be on every boston corner tomorrow. She's like, right Hey chico, that's the only phone in this room where you can see a church menu some pictures of her grandson and a pussy with some hound and all in this thing She said, oh wow She be recording you know, you be in there sitting in pictures to mr. Charles. Yeah You know, you be shooting them foot photos to mr. Charles in there in the bathroom She be holding it longer In there with her foot up With some kitten heels on No, she'd be sitting I know when old people talk they always get low when they talk you say you Very everything She gonna invite us to church What you say, hallelujah, I said, there's a lady in the back that needed a blessing All right now past the collection played around In my new in boss town The real birth theater in my I want you to look to your neighbor and say neighbor If you're brahata You go on the already halfway there. Oh, shit Welcome to the 85th outshow. This is An 85th outshow It's a podcast For anybody that ever birthday lived Smoking a roach Or swallowed it or swallowed it or swallowed it or swallowed it This podcast right here is for all the ladies Who drop crumbs in their titties tater chips M&M sandwich avocado Guacamole It's a lady in here right now with a frito in her bra. She don't even know And for the flat titties this podcast is for you Let me you drop it crumbs on your chest Right under your chin This podcast is for all the niggas in here that will buy food stamps right now No matter who they coming from You will buy food stamps today This podcast right here is for all the women That suck dick real good, but you got to turn the light off first Because you don't want them to see you That mean them coochie lips is long Oh, they long, oh, they long What you say, bro? I say that mean them coochie lips is long All right. All right. Well, shout out to all the ladies in here Who got them long pussy lips? Don't you ever be embarrassed because your pussy lips long that just mean your pussy got a lot to say Pussy lips long A lot to see Pussy lips longer than I 95 Talk your shit to all the women who wonder in what long pussy lives are if you stand straight up and there's anything hanging out You All right before we move on I gotta get one more shout out Shout out to all the ladies a little bit hanging out the side right now She needs some full coverage shit Me Shout out to all the women with no ass, but you got stretch marks on that little ass It's something about stretch marks on the little ass because then I feel like the little ass was trying to be Trying Give a little ass trying to be be It was trying you know who this podcast is for who it's for all the niggas who ever wore a condom and that bitch broke Oh, and you told her that it broke, but you still kept fucking. Yeah, that'd be broke Oh, what you want me to do? You know what to do niggas Unprotected sex unprotected sex y'all niggas chirping Boy, you don't know nothing about that red jacket stop laughing He's like, but you ain't never bust shit I Said you got your condoms for free from the free clinic my nigga, and we know Don't nobody even wear though So no No, no, if I put your shit on it look like a turd in it One time what happened one in the plan The condom broke it looked like my dick had on a headband I'm like them Where the rest of it goes she looked inside her koochie and she said she go. I don't know We can't use no directs That's a waste of time during sex I said she go, you know that puts it good when you have to use the condoms from playing Parenthood because we didn't play in the parenthood. She need a plan b Look at the son of gram. I said he kind of looked like me But I know that she ain't mad because you know these bitches like I didn't fuck about two or three or four or five Or 27 times Pull it out every time. So I know that she ain't pregnant I'm gonna give her this money then I'm gonna get real ignorant A bill might have to change my number On a bitch make a bitch start to wonder Let me tell you what happened to me come on I came from the club and I wasn't a tip see I popped a pill I popped a bird But my dick didn't work. It was My dick didn't work And we didn't get up. Come on man. Don't do it like that Come on. Just make a move Make a sound God damn it. I'm gay. A. D. C What happened to you was like a bad dream You said your dick was doing a dope fiend lean You know it ain't your turn Every big guy in this room that hit a bitch with a gummy worm Raise your hand and finish your turn every nigga in the room that hit a bitch with a gummy worm Before we go before we go It leave for we get off. What shout out to the ladies who be sucking dick on soft Hey They be sucking dick on soft Shout out to the ladies that have suck your dick on soft Suck that dick on soft You can hear us suck that dick on soft Suck that dick on soft High low Suck that dick on soft Oh she not sucking my dick She said it was like eating a sour patch keying Suck the dick on soft a lot of y'all did. She said it was like eating a sour patch of kiwi. Chico, they said that she be suckin' it on song. You gon' flimze her. Your friends say you be suckin' it on song. Your homegirl said you suck that dick on song. Oh, hell no. She really do suck that dick, cause she ain't got no eyebrows. She be suckin' it on dick with no facial. It's the same face, baby. You ain't tellin' no lies. When she suck the dick, she always lookin' surprised. Who at the dope? I thought I heard some who touch me. Hey, man. Y'all stupid as hell. I love Boston. Boston. We love Bingtown. Bingtown. We love Bingtown. Bingtown. We love Bingtown. I was D if same. Bingtown. I then gon' flimze. Come on. I was D if same. Come on. I then gon' flimze. Bingtown. I was D if same. Bingtown. I then gon' flimze. Bingtown. Oh, hell no. Hold up. She sell the dick because she ain't got no eyebrows. Up top, if you all still fuckin' with us put your hands up high. In a middle, if you all still fuckin' with us put your hands up high. The wind reception if you fuckin' with us put your hands up high. Cause we in Boston, Massachusetts, and we gettin' fly Hey, Flimday, it was Flimday I'm a tipsy, and it was Flimday I'm a tipsy, and it was Flimday Oh hell no, she said that it gon' She got her eye fucked She suck that dick on soft, and she like it I don't give a word that's part of the song She suck that dick on soft, and she like it I don't give a word that's part of the song She suck that dick on soft, and she like it I was Flimday And she like it She like it I was tipsy, and it was Flimday Hit that shit bruh I was tipsy, and it was Flimday Hit it I was tipsy, and it was Flimday It was Flimday Oh hell no She suck that dick on soft, cause she ain't got no eye fucked She said baby me She said maybe me Well if that's true I gotta tell you how I like it Come on You say maybe me I'm with that shit But you can't suck my dick unless you go On it Gotta choke on my dick Gotta choke on my dick like I spit You gotta choke on my shit like I spit You gotta choke on my shit Like I spit She suck that dick on soft, cause she ain't got no eye br Refer to O-連 She ain't got no eye br She ain't got no eye br She ain't got no eye br She ain't got no eye br she ain't got no eye br Your eye, hey, Your eyebrows A thinner than a skin implant Her eyebrows are thinner than a skimp blunt Ma'am, there's nuts on your eyes Look like a pretzel Hey man, leave that lady alone, y'all done made us Y'all done made us up dick for five minutes Now y'all roasting the eyebrows, they're just like a nigga He do fucking with you once you get that head up off you I'll tell y'all eyebrows, you gotta draw some more In the house with a shabby pen like, let's go Shout out You know who? Hey, we just playing with you, boy There you go, we show love Some of her eyebrows on my lips Nasty looking like the rock I ain't chasing shit, you ain't got but two eyebrows Carlos Yeah, kiss on the forehead I ain't trippin' but your forehead Tastes like you was at the house, fried chicken Oh, y'all in the restaurant? That means she take no bath Oh, damn She got sauce on her forehead You smell like chicken in the club I'll fucking with you, baby Shout out to all my niggas in here that ever ate pussies alone Your ears stop workin' Niggas couldn't hear them Ain't that pussy can't hear no more Ain't that pussy do nigga can't hear no more I gotta eat that pussy can't hear no more Oh, what you say? I'm getting laid Huh, what you say? Huh, eat that pussy can't hear no more We ain't jokin', we ain't jokin', shout out to all the niggas at the A-pussy longer than it's dead up in the open. And that's just the 1800s. She said I can't eat like that, can it pussy fat? No, you sure got me a bit fat. We ain't trippin' off no stomach. That mean yo pussy gotta protect her on it. That mean she got that pussy, Povillion. Yeah, yeah. No, you got that belly like a plumber. I put your stomach over my head. You got that belly like a little plumber. A'ight, Carly, are you okay? She got that little stomach like she be pushin' niggas in the club, want some gangster music, come on. A'ight, Carly. Hey, A'ight, Carly. Leave that white girl alone, she just went... She's on a cuticle cane. She on two perc thirties right now. She gon' go to the back and have her melt down. She's like, you motherfuckin' god that keep yellin', and tellin' me that drinks on strong. She's the only waitress. Hey, A'ight, Carly. She's goin' back to snout that powder and comin' back back. Hey, Carly, I'ma tell you somethin' so you don't slip. Be prepared for every nigga in here to give you a two dollar tip. Oh, she gettin' paid. Don't took that money out. You know she scammin', she payin' for her shit with three different debit cards, and run all up. Run all up. She said, A'ight, I gave her one card. She said, I'll prove, nigga. Yeah, fuck you talkin' about it. Yeah, don't prepay card work. That's a green dot card. She bought that bitch at Walgreens. Let me tell you somethin'. Ain't no wrong with no green dot card, you did. I definitely made with green dot for a long time. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I ain't gonna put my money up in family dollar, bitch. Hell no. What you tryin' to do? I'm tryin' to put $500 on this card. Try again. I just called them. What you fuckin' want your purple hat? We know you got money. Shit. All them braids and quick-wheels and lace fronts and shit you be doin'? I'll tell you. She got lashes. Hell yeah. And her niggas sell big dope. I already know. I ain't bull shit. Ain't no nigga? You can sell big dope. What the fuck would you say that out loud? That's why you came back dope from crazy bitch. I got all the dope. Bitch, the police is in here. That's how you know she ain't got no dope. She got three little nickel bags up on her seat. Bitch. Got three little nickel bags. Bitch, you don't get that. That's different. Fuck me. I love you too. I bet you that purple wig smell like road spray. I bet it do. Shit, smell like fabuloso. Oh, it's new. She said it's new. I just got it. She just got it. I know. I know. Cool. I know you a boss, bitch. You sittin' at the table with the nigga with the red jacket on. Fuck you talkin' bout. Ain't no boy shit. This is a couple made in a comic book. That bitch look like a human bottle of fabuloso. When the joke and poison have it, get together. Bitch, look like she on a fabuloso commercial. Now if you want your head, it look like this. Man, we just fuckin' with y'all. Y'all know how we get down. Nice. The titties work, though. Yeah, look at my man. Watch yourself, nigga. I ain't even seen that nigga. I was looking at the titties. My bad, bro. I was respectfully looking at your girl titties. All respect. Yeah, no disrespect. I know. That's your hub, though. You ain't see him behind you. Like go ahead. Do your thing. I'm with them titties for life. I'm sick of them. Go ahead. Look at them, bro. I ain't seen them titties in months. Sometimes. That nigga, do you got just two gold teeth in front of you? You got more than two. Oh, I was about to say, nigga, you a whole gangsta. They got a two gold teeth. Y'all some freaks. Quit looking at my dick. I'm up here trying to work and y'all trying to treat me like a piece of meat. He's on sale. I'm a motherfuckin' person. I have feelings. Talk your shit. Talk your shit. You a motherfuckin' person. I have feelings. Stop trying to use me for dick. Look, Fabuloso, I want to see it. What? With the purple hat? Nah, I quit fuckin' bitches with purple hat three years ago. What? I don't fuck women with purple hat no more. No? Take it off bitch. See? That's why I quit. No, you know what's up under there. She got them kawaii linen braids up under that motherfuckin'. She got her shit braided like kawaii linen up under that motherfuckin'. I just wanted to see if she could take that bitch off without a screwdriver. She said give me some boy oil. Give me some oil. Oh, you good. She ain't bullshit. We know you got six braids, six of them ice cube braids under that bitch. Ten. Ten. It ain't the individual braids. It's just one loop. She said she got ten braids, but it's really six. She look like the high school in the snake game. Four of them bitches, two little. It's got one little loop, one little braid. Let me quit. I'm through fuckin' with you. Ain't nobody messin' with you, ma'am. I love you. Shit, I'm a holler. She look like she a Uber XL driver. Nah. She's got a big ass suburban. You know, I ain't gonna let nobody mess with you, ma'am. My daughter, Greg, go back to school. I know you're gonna get all the school supplies. You're gonna go in there and get the book bags, binders, pencils. If y'all don't leave that girl alone, she got... Binders! That girl got purple hats. Mine's a difference. Not a composition notebook, bitch. I need a binder. That girl got purple hat glitter on her ass. She don't give a fuck. Yep. I sit, keep getting stuck, Lil. She like, give me that water. Give me that water. Shit. Nah, you cute, boo. We love you. What's your name? It's Keisha. How did I guess that? Look at the nigga. She be like, hey, I'm tired of this shit. I got to go. I got to go. I got to keep going. I got to keep going. I got to get it out of here. I got to get the water out of here. This the only waitress. This nigga with that jacket. He fucking with her. He ain't gonna leave her. She ain't gonna get everybody. She's just like, all right. I just... Give me your card. All right. No. All right. Oh man. Give me that shirt. Who that? Who? That's your brother? All right, Pete, bro. What's the name? Hold on. Hold that shit up. I don't know his brother, but shit. That nigga brought the shirt. Rest in peace, Todd. Rest in peace. Say something good about him. Just say some good shit. Huh? He got his ticket. How did he pass away? Motorcycle, man. God bless him, man. Rest in peace, Ty. You hear that anyway. Rest in peace, Ty. You say you had a ticket though? My boy. Damn. My boy. Rest in peace, my nigga. You good? Salute, bro. Rest in peace to all the fallen soldiers out there, man. We got to call the gather like that. We got to let these folks know, man. These black culture that we got, man. We spread so much love. We got to spread love amongst each other. God damn, we hate each other so much, but I want to prove to them niggas, fuck them. Fuck them. Your brother should never be your enemy, man. We got enough enemies to worry about. We got enough shit to worry about just trying to kill us. We don't need to be trying to kill each other. And I know it sounds cliche, but, hey, man, you got to do that. Talk it out with your niggas, man. For real. It ain't always about picking up a gun. Learn how to fight again, nigga. Goof ass, nigga. Niggas don't even know how to swing. A lot of you niggas out there acting like you gangsters ever getting into a fight. You hold your guard like she-nay-nay, nigga. Niggas fuck around, give her a nigga a doubt. Don't even know how to fight. It's your fault, ladies. I better quit fucking these fragile ass niggas that don't know how to pump gas, change the tie. Don't even look. She got real, then. Niggas don't need to know how to change the tie. God damn. I seen a nigga, his girl, they was on the interstate had a flat. This nigga put his seat belt on and locked his door. I was like, this bitch had a knack. Oh, damn. You got a tie. I love your tie. I don't know what they did. I just like, get my hand there. I love you, too, but that is your boyfriend with you. You got a pic. Is it me or Chico? Hey, baby, how you doing? What's up, baby? Bitch, I wasn't even talking to you. She talk about Chico, bitch, I don't want you. That shit be so funny with another nigga girl. Yeah, that shit out at the show. I love you, Chico. That nigga just be sitting there like... That's respectful. Leave me, nigga, straight ahead. Don't love me if you in here with your nigga. Right. That looks stupid as hell. Love me when you by yourself. Let me see how it goes for you. What's up? What you at, guy? I play that shit. Shout out to my man on the second row up there. That nigga fall in the sleep, you can tell. Which one? Don't look around now, nigga. Right there with the black shirt on. I caught you, nigga. You ain't your man. You ain't your man in front of your nigga. Both of y'all have been here falling asleep. Nigga Glass is on your lip. Stupid ass boy, wake up. That got them some real old nigga. They been drinking whiskey all goddamn day. They been right here, got them 3D glasses. They been here. Told you her album about to come out. Nah, you know what them is? Them the best they is, the best it was, and the best they ever will be. Man, harsh you got on. Well, you remember them back in the day, on 3D glasses and they be red and blue, she used to fuck your vision up. They disrespectful with the 3D glasses. They expect you to pay $25 for one ticket and then get the glasses back when you leave. Fuck that. I'm wearing these to the club tonight. You got me fucked up. Not giving you these glasses back. And what nigga want to come in and put some glasses on at another motherfucker's use? A lot of you niggas don't even wash behind your ears. They put them in the plastic all over again. Yeah, I know. Disrespectful motherfuckers, man. I thought they had a company that cleaned them and shit. Nah. They put them back in the bin and they shake them up and they put them in the plastic. Nah, they come pick them up at the end of the month and then they recycle them. Y'all niggas got to get out more. I wonder how they're going to clean these tables when y'all get it. Them shits do look like some DJ turntables, don't they? Hey, man, we got to get ready to get the fuck out of here. We got another show, boss. Roll the light beer. Hey, man. Boss, listen. Boss, this shit been crazy, bro. What's wrong with you, man? Smile. What the fuck are you looking at, sirs? I hate this. Look, my nigga Jesus at the show. Look at this nigga, bro. That nigga got his dress in a reef. My nigga, that is crazy. Ah. You look like a bagel wrapped around your head, nigga. Boss, listen, man. Hey, man, we appreciate all the love, all the support. We sold this bitch out. Hey, and real shit. Y'all. Y'all one of the most energizing turnt crowds. We done had this whole motherfucker's tour. So, boss, it makes a noise for yourself. Boss, sir! We got an 85 social up top. Some fan comments. Some of this podcast is for... These are from the YouTube comments. So, shout out to all the fans who leave comments on the YouTube. This podcast is for... This podcast is for niggas who grew up eating free lunch and going to vacation Bible school. I am one of those niggas. This podcast is for... This podcast is for... My better niggas who don't deal with women who complain about the Applebee's 2 for 20 but was raised on free lunch. This podcast is for couples that get called by their kids fucking missionaries and stuff and now they gotta act like they sleep. That on top of your chicken snow. Those are the This Podcast is for from this week's YouTube page. If you would like for me to read your shit leave it on the page. Y'all have some great conversations that end those YouTube comments. I don't know those people. But I would love to interact with you guys. So follow me at CarlosM on something. Anything. And always remember when you're moving silent, tell everybody. How else they gonna know? Oh, shout out to the Finance China White for this magnificent t-shirt that she hand drew and printed for the 85 South Shore. I did bring the shirts for the rest of the game. You will be seeing. Gonna get a lot of good feedback on this and thank you to the Finance China White. May your titties swing freely. And much love to you and the boy who got the t-shirt. Thank you for the shit.