 Wow what a lovely hat. Where could I get that hat? Oh, baby you're in love. Where can you go? CrankGameplays.com of course. We've got new things. Look at this whole line of big ol' gear and look, the smile hard hat. It's here for you. Also, these new sweaters. You can buy them all now. CrankGameplays.com. I don't know how much longer they'll be up for, but get them, okay? Or I'll go and break it again. Oh boy. First real video back, guys. That's not just me talking. Again, I moved to a new place. It hasn't been acoustically treated yet, so don't mind if the audio sounds bad. Also, don't pay any attention to any chainsaws that might be happening in the background, okay? Don't worry about it. Anyway, I am back and I thought that I'd check out the Reddit because it's been a while since I've been on it. Go and join. 44.4K members. Let's go up to 50K on there. Reddit.com slash CrankGameplay and Reddit.com slash R slash CrankGameplays. That's what it is. Go join the Reddit. Normal human. Ethan Nester. This is me. Justin, can you do like an Animorphs transition? I'm giving you so much work to do. You just took a month off, Justin, okay? So why don't you get your ass in here and make some funny edits, okay? Ethan laughs at my meme, me for the next six months, a new core memory. This was such a look, guys. This was such a look. This is how you know my brain was at peak physical condition. Is this man right here? Me waiting for Ethan to come back. I'm back now. All of you seals can be happy, huh? You can be happy. Hey, brighten up your spirits. You can be happy. Leave me some comments to read. Leave me. I'll do a video where I read all the comments from this video. I'll do a reading your comments video of the comments from this video. So leave comments about, wow, Ethan, I missed you so much. I dreamt about you every night. That's actually weird. Don't leave that kind of comment, but leave some comments for me to read and I'll read them in a video. Sweaty ass little cousin about to ask if you got came. This picture of me, I know that this part is edited, but this picture of me was really, really, really weird. Oh, this aged so poorly. 2020 New Year's resolution. Give the boys, give more smoothies to my boys. Oh, that's so awful. I didn't give smoothies to any of my boys this year. Oh, oh, I've been craving cool art. Oh, yes, bottle of water. So this on r slash means made me think of Eve. I'm glad I made, I'm glad this made me made you think of me. Welcome back. Me. Oh, there's a lot about this actually. One. What an ass on this guitar too. This, um, that's for the strap. I don't look like a little bit of a butt plug. Anyway, yeah, the maid costume might, might not be coming back also if 30 seconds later. It's a good fit, dude. The maid outfit is no more though. It is in pieces. I had to rip out of it, dude. I had to rip out of it. Now it's really done. After that video, it's, it's really, really done. So maybe I'll order another one and it's larger size because I need to start working out again. That'd be good. Oh, yes. Just got a surgery. Nothing serious. My new soft boy merch. I hope that the surgery went well. Hell yeah. And that you recover. Can't do that anymore. Splendidly. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god, yes. I forgot that I am. Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Who am I? I'm Spider-Man. I love that so much. Yes. Here we go. Oh, yes. Oh, look at me. So weird. Ooh, look at me. The style of this is so cool. What the hell? That's sick. I love that. I love the eyes. God, this art is so good. So good and so wonderful. Amen goddess. Something very cool with Amen goddess very soon. So get excited. The little details here are so good. So good. This is so f***ing sick. What the hell? That's so cool. I never even thought about that. About bleach and then tie dyeing either side. That's so cool. Again, I will be dyeing my hair white eventually. Honestly, it'll probably be another three to six months. I know that that's a long time, but I am not going into a hair salon right now. Too dangerous. This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. And this is probably going to be the thumbnail of the video. Is that okay to laugh at? That's objectively funny, right? That's funny. We can all have a laugh about it, right? Oh, this is cool. This is really, really cool. I like this a lot. Guys, the Valentine's drop was honestly so sick. Inopportune time for me to do a drop because the hose on break, but it was so sick. If you haven't yet, go and get it. I don't know how long they're going to be up. Also, go and follow, they're both the same at Softboy on Twitter and Instagram. I made Softboy accounts for the merch and there will be stuff there, but go follow them. I don't know why that made me laugh so hard. That's so good. You're a partner that looks, but get you a partner who looks at you the way Ethan looks at Spencer, right? My boy. You guys want to see Spencer? It's been a sec since you've seen him, huh? It's been so long. Can you say hello? Say hello? Oh, say hello. Get out. You make this my Tinder profile. That's good. That's good shit. Oh, yeah, I love that. God, I love that. My hair is all... Would you be so kind as to tell me where I am? I will cherish my visit here in memory as long as I live. Oh, she has gone too far, baby. I'm feeling the effects of masculinity right now. I feel the testosterone. I want to go to war. I want a light. Desme. That's a good pic of me. That's good. Look at that. This looks too much like Toby McGuire. Like, I don't... There's not that much of a difference. Oh no. This is so cute. I love these sweaters, by the way. I think these are my favorite ones that we've done. It's so good. So good. I can't wait to go back on the SMP. The second Ethan posted his video saying he was taking a break. I wanted to... I started writing this song for him. Spent more time than this than I admit. So I hope he hears this and starts to feel better. Thank you for everything. This is so pretty. Thank you. Thank you so much. That was really, really sweet. I'm not crying. You're crying. I'm going to end it off here, folks. Thank you so much again for letting me take that break. Violet Moon. That was really, really, really nice. I love those chord progressions. Thank you guys so much. I will see you soon. Check out the new merch. It's very fun. I'm so excited to be back. So much fun. Again, thanks for sticking with me while we deal with the audio stuff. It'll be fixed soon-ish. Probably like a month, though. I'll just go on another break. It'll be fine. I'll be back and then the audio will be good. Thanks for being here. Don't forget to like and subscribe or whatever. I don't know. Thanks for watching. See you later.