 Good evening. I've played Half-Life 2 a lot, in a lot of different ways. On PC, on console, through Synergy, through Half-Life 2 Update, through the Day 1 build, through Overcharged, and M-Mod, and even through Garry's Mod. Needless to say, I recently have been feeling like there's not a lot left for me to do in Half-Life 2. But a little while ago, I was introduced to an interesting little challenge by my friend Wolf Clock, a challenge he calls weaponless. Now this has probably been done in the past by at least one other guy, but I personally had never seen it before. And it sounded really hilarious. So after briefly consulting with my friends for some tips, I gave it a try on stream. Playing the game like this requires a lot of effort, a lot of exploits and breaking out of bounds, a lot of luck, and all in all, a lot of behaving like an irrational monkey man doing shit nobody in the right mind should ever have to do. Before we start, I want to clarify that I started my journey on the map D1 Train Station 06. Not only because it's the first map you can pick up a weapon on, but also because it's the centerpiece of an exploit I made use of that makes Metro Cops passive. This makes playing the game without weapons a lot easier, at least for the first half of it. And while the challenge might be possible without that bug, I don't think I'm cut out for that kind of a grind. I struggled hard enough as is. But without further ado, here is Half-Life 2, but I can't pick up any weapons. I hope that you enjoy it. Alright, um, progress? A little bit of a rocky start, but it'll be okay. Oh, this one was! Let's go with this. How are you doing, Richter man? I'm doing pretty well. Do you think it's a lot better? What's up? I'm a bit bent. Yeah. Okay, there we go. Let's go. This is very useful. I have a button that toggles clip brushes so I can see what I can and can't jump over. Very, very useful. I was, uh, I was bred for this. I think I'm going to have to do some fuckery to get through this vent because I, yeah, unless the CPs shoot it, but they don't. So... Fuck. Come on. No! You fucking asshole. What the fuck? No! That was my last save. You're joking. Okay, good. Okay, good. Thank Jesus. No, not again. What if I try the crate? Maybe I could have some luck with the crate. Oh, why have I not been doing it in the corner? That's the smarter way to do this. That was not smart at all. Now I have to use the crate. There we go. Extremely freaked up. Uh, gotta get down. All right. There we go. Hey guys. That's a mean prank to play on your friend there. That was not very nice of you, guy. Fine. I'll keep moving. Hmm. How am I gonna get over this guy? Hey guys, uh, can you mind getting out of my way? Hey, you guys are in like a real inopportune position for me right now. Can you guys move? Please? Can you f- No! My freaking barrel. But I feel like that's almost like necessary. There we go. Thank you, Jesus. That took forever. All right. So this place is clipped to shit, and it's kind of a mess. I'm trying, man. I wish I had a prop that wasn't this. Is there one in here maybe? Do you have like a chair or something I can take? TV? Are any of these physics props? Any of them? Bucket. Can't take that. I don't know, this is physics props. So much for a physics-based game. I gotta boost over a TV to get out of here, buddy. It's not as easy as it looks, okay? Get my balls out. Yeah. Let's go. This part's gonna be tricky, though. Oh, I- Trigger? Trigger? Where's my trigger? Hey, that worked. Okay, thanks, Will Clark. Here we go. All right. Sorry about that. It took a little bit longer than anticipated. Damn. This is really, like, ruthless. That's a shame that I can't do anything about it, because I don't have a gun. I don't have a gun. Damn. This is really, like, ruthless. That's a shame that I can't do anything about it, because I don't have a gun. These barnacles are assholes. Might have to get a prop to distract them. Blow up. Let me through here. There we go. Is this a pacifist run? I don't know about necessarily a pacifist, but I don't have a gun. Hunter Chopper is going to be violent, though, so, um, we gotta skedaddle, folks. I didn't know how I did that. Fuck. Are you counting the gravity gun as a weapon? Um, if I can't find a way to skip getting it, then I'll just have to pick it up. Oh, Jesus. Alright, so there's, like, a gun over here that I don't want to pick up. Yeah. No pistol for me, buddy. Alright, so... Wolf Clock be damned. I thought if, like, this connects with this, it's supposed to, like, fucking explode. But... I don't know how to trigger it, right? No human is meant to play this game like this. Yeah, look at that. Fuck you, Wolf Clock. Oh. Yeah, I did it. Now I have to let Manhack Matt die, which is the saddest part of the whole run. Thanks for the medkit. I'm gonna have to let you go now, though. Bye-bye. Have fun dealing with that. Oh, fuck. Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta go. Boom-boom. There we go. Alright, I'm gonna have to do, like, a prop fly over this. Oh, no, I won't. Manhack did it for me. Fuck the world. What's up, gentlemen? How you guys? This part's tricky. This part's really, really annoying. Uh, you have to use a Manhack, and it takes ages. I also want to pick up that health, but not the, uh, gun that comes with it, so... That is going to be quite a task. There we go. No, it won't. I'm awesome. Whoa! Fuck. Alright, buddy. Can you come blow up this explosive barrel without killing me? Just, like, run into it and blow it up, but, uh, make sure you don't kill me. Um, not quite good enough. Gonna have to do a, uh, take two on that. Uh, maybe from over here might work better. If you would, please. Uh, just, uh... Okay, let me move it a little closer. Can you just go into that in the corner? Um, and just, like, hit it with your little Manhack blade. Smartest Manhack arcade player. Come on, guy. Blow up the barrel. You know you want to. Come on. I don't have all day. Nodged that in the corner. Please, please. You're right there. Corner, please. Whoa! Hey! That's awesome. Can you blow this up? Thanks! Um, awesome. Uh, proving once again I am the best known-to-man best guy. That was painful. Imagine how it felt for me, buddy. Oh, Jesus. This part is, uh, actually very painful. Um, I think I need a barrel. Something. I need something. Hey, guys. I don't have any props. This is a pro-uh... Oop! Can you close that? Yeah. Alright, that'll give me some time to think. Uh... Hey, okay. You. Um, can you... Can you fly into that? Please. I'm begging you. Every fiber in my being, I really need this. Just fly into this. You guys are so close. Yes, thank you. Uh, now I have 28 health, though. That's a bit of a problem. And I think I need one of them to follow me in here, too, to get this to break. I do. Okay. Shit. Um... This might not be possible. I might have fucked myself. No physics objects at all. Other than this, this... This is gonna break the second a manhack touches it. Okay, one of you needs to go into this little tube. Tube thing, please. Oh, God. Fuck. Oh, this is a serious fucking roadblock. I'm dead. Oh, if I had a little more health, I can break the vent by carrying a barrel in with you, putting the barrel underneath you and jumping on it. The collision causes the vent to break damage. Okay, um... What if I do it with a freaking plywood? What if that... Would a plywood work, maybe? Uh, under some... I'm crying. I actually did it. I'm actually crying my fucking eyes out. Plywood worked! Plywood is my new best friend. Manhacks are my new worst fucking enemy ever. For health, excellent. Not a lot of fun here with all these manhacks. I'm gonna have to make, like, a beeline. Fuck. What I need is for these fucking manhacks to leave me alone. Okay. First try, fuck the world. Hey, guys, can you arrest that manhack that's accosting me? Thanks! Oh, Jesus, oh, Jesus, oh, Jesus. Uh, isn't there health in here? There is. It really tries very, very hard to make you pick up the SMG in this area. See? I don't even know where the gun that I picked up was. Mudskipper! Who cares? They're not even attacking me. I'm gonna have no problem dodging them, I promise. Alright. Still no gun in the actual, like, boat part. Still don't have a gun or even a crowbar.