 What the frick? How do you guys remember what I do even I don't remember where I logged out is it better than well so far This is more fun for me than retail. I was I like it a lot, but see I'm leveling I'm still doing I'm so behind with them on the main story quest. I think I'm just gonna crank it dude I think I'm just gonna crank it But I feel like a lot of what makes the content good is the RP whenever I do the voices You know what I mean, okay? So here's where we're gonna go. We're going to go to me you in New Gridania dude I'm level 37 and I'm on a level 28 main scenario quest. Do you plan on doing big raid content later? I plan on doing like yeah everything. I have like a hundred and seventy quests left like over a hundred and seventy Quests before I can do this stuff as spend is it not you have served all that well But I believe your greatest accomplishments have are yet to come take this pass and show it to Franchement you get yourself well for the battles to come and I'm sure your that news of your deeds will reach me But again before long. Okay, so let's go here broadening horizons. You know main Dragoon or Paladin I don't know Dragoon is really fun. Oh good morrow to you as fan by your grim expression I suspect you aren't here for scones and herb tea. Well, isn't this a lovely little button the engraving is quite exquisite Artisan level quality. I would say when you say you found this on a dead body. Oh lovely I'm afraid I do not recognize the lily sigil you will have to find the answer the old-fashioned way By asking around you could do worse than beginning with Bernadette over there by the aetherite Plaza she has a sharp pair of eyes that one real boys for all boys real boys Burn it out Need help tracking down the owner of a button. Hmm seems to be some manner of decorative button Reminiscent of those worn by the families of all if there is a soul in Gredania who does it? It would be sing yield over at the Lancer's Guild characters you Yeah sing yield Bernadette believes that I can help you. Well, that is a rather bold assumption to make I will try to assist never you fear, but whatever odd comes from it is another manner Fascinating work of this quality is rarely seen in the hands of ordinary Gredaniens The owner of this button is most certainly well to do you may wish to take your search to the gentry's ward Northwest of here game. I need to show the lily button to earth sandal, which is right here. Okay Santa I do not believe we are acquainted and the sigil of the dart and cause family How how is it you came to be in possession of this button from the body of a murdered woman? Her face was it marred in any way. I shall reveal to you the truth of the deaths But on one condition you promised to put an end to my lady's madness and free her from her torment I was once a man servant in the umplore in the employee of one of the oldest and proudest families of in Gredania During that time I had the honor of waiting upon lady amandine alas the calamity brought a great change in her Though my lady escaped with her life death may well have been a kind of fate none among us knew whence they came These masked men but my lady believed that they would help her to regain that which she had lost So began the rights of her juvenation Eventually there came a day when my lady bound one of her handmaid into the bed and hold on queer Is this a gay orgy are they are they explaining a what is going on masked men? I'm so confused. Is this sex cult my lady's madness must be ended Less more innocent lives be lost lay her tormented soul to rest as you swore to me you would She awaits you at Hawk Manor on the western edge of the central shroud go now go and do what must be done Freak, we're going to Hawk Manor seek entry into the Hawk Manor. Okay, Hawk Manor. Okay, so this is a dungeon Join okay. I'm in queue. I'm queuing. I'm queuing. Oh frick. You know, it's funny I was just reminded I needed I need to eat my XP buff because I saw I saw the coffee lady What do you want? What did I do that make a mess in the Starbucks again didn't drink your coffee commence A bonus video order for first-time completion. Okay 462 full thrust in dude, I need a damage meter I thought they specifically said damage meters are not against to us But if you use them to harass somebody else of their damage, that was the difference. That's what I heard full thrust Oh, I just leveled. I just leveled the 38 chat So if I hit a true thrust at the end then I can open with a disembowel Lance done true Okay, well I'll go full thrust for 460. Okay, we've been the jump for full thrust I changed one of my hotkeys. So why why is there no dungeon music? My BGM was max volume and it's not turned off What the frick? This is boss lady. I'm on Dean. Oh, that's her. That's her dude. Look. This is a vile temptress Okay G One two quick I screw up one two four I'm alive It is a pleasure to meet you at last adventure You are every bit as intriguing as our master gave us to believe A pity that your existence is irreconcilable Irreconcilable With your with our own we cannot well allow you to continue upon your present course Alas We came here not to play but to take the measure of your strength from master lahabria The task now accomplished. We take our leave of you Yo, what the frick? What just happened? Okay time to report to your sandals We're getting the sick mounts People give them to me. I've never been like a huge mount guy It's like even in wow like there was only like a handful of mounts that I thought were really cool You are returned. What has become of lady amandine? So she went so far as to consort with the devils. May she finally find peace in the beyond Should the chance ever present itself promise me that you will visit upon them tenfold the woe They have brought upon others. I will surrender myself to the authorities and accept whatever punishment they deem just I only pray that the gods have mercy on my soul Yo, what is this blizzard quest that I'm like this? What the frick? So I made a joke about it earlier, but like what the whole question unbelievable Welcome back cast fan. I am glad I'm Full glad I am. What the frick is this dialogue full glad am I to see you safely returned Two of the havrias minions the devils taunt us. It is beyond doubt Then the ascians have begun to move in earnest. Thanks to your tireless efforts We are at least aware of the encroaching darkness. We must not allow ourselves to become lost to hope For that is precisely what the enemy desires another matter has a reason that requires your attention Let me know when you are ready to be briefed and I will summon the others Uh-oh, here's a lot of voices coming up chat a tribe of kobolds in the vicinity of limsa lo minza has reawakened Titan our task will be to slay the primal years before the grand company's reformation Two primals leviathan and titan chance to converge upon the seawall reeking untold devastation Yet it did not take long for the beast tribes to regroup and they summoned their primals once more So long as tormented souls will them to exist the realm will never be rid of primals Which brings us to the matter at hand. This is my own voice Unlike ifrit, we know I'm doing all the voices of titan and the mercenaries are not in the habit of keeping chronicles We can't very well send him to limsa lo minza without your stola Can we minfilia go to the grand companies? Tell them of our plight and solicit their support send word to the students of baldesian and alfino if you would Papalimo compile all the information we have on titan little though it may be may you walk in the light of the crystal Wrath of the titan speak with uh rashat ricky So I think this is upstairs only nerds with no gfs play this shit game. Yeah, I'm me. Hello Why are you telling me something I already know? Okay? We're back here level 30 main story quest Your deeds bring glory to the maelstrom private television Forgive the lack of forewarning high commander the admiral wish to address as fan personally In the past when titan rose to threaten the peace It was to the company of heroes returned for they are long disbanded We must look to other brave souls blessed with the strength to face this bow The company of heroes may be no more but several of its former members still live It is said that one of them is employed at the great feet fleet mails in low and at lanosha Quite why a mercenary should choose to become a miller? I do not know when you find him may have you could ask him for me I meanwhile shall seek his fellows Okay chat time for costa del sol costa del sol here we are From final fantasy seven dude costa del sol is awesome. Oh he is dude. It's weski You wish to slay the lord of crabs We must slay him captain the people of limson limits are depending on us We know full well the risks and are picking every possible precaution You are passionate. I'll grant you that but hell. I won't I will not send you into oga morrow on a whim God man. Have you ever and have you heard nothing? I've said we have not the time to perform trivial tasks The enemy is at the gates. Do you imagine words and sway me girl? If you dislike my conditions and you're welcome to find your own way into oga morrow No, it pains me to admit it. I fear we have no choice but to acquiesce to the man's demands Pray do whatever the good captain bids however trifling remember the fate of limson limits That hangs in the balance before I set you to the to your true task I would like you like to verify this won't be a waste of my time A nix has recently been seen crowning the beach to the east slay the nix and return to me Oh, and don't forget to bring me a leg as proof of the kill Fountain tearing What the oh what the frick? Well, did you deal with the nicks? I did lest you think me overly conscious for testing you in this way You should know that we had an incident not long ago Anyway, now that the pointless busy work is finished. I'll so give you a challenge that benefits your talents It'll be a long and arduous journey, but you need not total alone Many of the mercenaries who once served under my command still live and they will guide you in your quest For the first ingredient I would have you travel to the south shroud speak with land and ale camp tranquil worst arc in the game. Wait, really? Because it seems to me like this is good Why is this you misreviewing? Elbther's horn. Wait, do I have this one? Very good. Oh nice. How do you unlock these mounts? You blow the horn? I've been expecting you as the end The ingredient you seek is the egg of a giant item and toy Will I help you get it? You amuse me. I will not jeopardize my position by openly assisting you Well, what are you waiting for? There's a perfectly good adamantoy's egg in nest to the east of here just right for the taking Uh lay hands upon the adamantoy's egg Since I also present so now there's two of them boom boom boom owned It's my egg now. I got the egg dog. Leave the egg with me I'll see that it gets to the captain and forgotten springs. You will find a man named ward noon He will be your next guide safe travels. That's fun Pepe run So I have to get here to the forgotten springs. Wait, how am I supposed to get down here? Like I'm supposed to run through a level 45 area. There's a level 30 quest I've got to be like doing this the hard way or something Okay, estate your business adventurer. So this is the one voice cat sends me very well You have seen your share of battle. There is no mistaking that and you did manage to obtain the adamantoy's egg I shall tell you of the ingredient. You seek sandworms salidae Recently across the desert runes their meat is highly perized as a delicacy There is an area teeming with anglers to the east. I will mark it upon your map brick Let's get out of here pepe run See you jump when you jump When you jump full thrust At the same time it does bonus damage because you're full thrusting and you jump at the same time That's the secret present your prize to You look well. Have you caught your quarry then? Yeah, I got some warm meat Your skills as a hunter rival those of our best since you will be meeting the captain again soon There is something I would ask you to deliver for him To him for me. Please give him my regards as fan. Are you the number one red dragon yet? True. Yeah, that is true Well mad as fanda land of nail and uo noon both speak highly of you. Here. I have an onyx brand wine Oh, my favorite now you have but one ingredient left make haste to hidden false docs and speak with ozoon nizoon He will direct you to raincatcher gully where bray flocks and her people made their home speak with ozoon nizoon fairy docs The things we do for cheese Wait, what this quest is called the things we do for cheese bray flocks all talks Unflaps of let's get by reaching airs of life locks Ablander has come for tasty fresh gobbie treats. Yes, gobbie flock needs good leak Uplander gives safety to longstop with much land landing is a dungeon bray flocks is long stop dungeon time Uh, let's invite some people bray flocks is the long stop 493 full thrust 129 true thrust we're owning we're owning we're owning True thrust jump Horrible thrust kindly up lander gobbie flock needs Something and I can't say we're gonna pull more. I'm a dragoon life surge big one 4.99 Big time that's the arena skills coming in the play the high octane the two time back to back nice. Good job Ooh level up. I'm level 42 jab 42. Hey, is there a way that I can get uh chat bubbles on the screen What the heck is this windows vista? What is this? This isn't even this is windows millennium addition Where am I going? I'm lost. Uh, wait, what happened? Wait, how come I wait? What? Yo, why do we die? I was checking my palli power I like the idea of weaving jumps in between uh, the spirits attacks. I kind of like it That's what everybody's saying. Everybody's saying like all like the long time 14. Oh rick going on Okay, here's the plan for this boss chat. This is how this fight works We go and we attack him with our weapons and then whenever we do enough damage He dies watch the poison. No the poison doesn't matter if it doesn't kill you It makes you stronger. You always have to remember that chat Vorival thrust into a jump into a full thrust and now I spam Oh prick good to know. I think that's the first one of those that I saw I put my end upon your dish Yeah, there's a free trial to level what 60? Thank the gomblons for the hospitality. Thank you gomblons for your hospitality. Thank you Goodly uplander has thanks of gobby flock brave locks. Happy gives tasty fresh gobby treats to clever uplander No party complete without gobby gouda brave locks every say it's my real voice chat Okay, deliver the goblin cheese to white scat. Bravo, west vandal Thanks to you our guests should be honored by the marvelous banquet. Luckily, I know just a person I ask Make your way to wine port and seek out shimani lamani another former member of the company All you have to do is give him this order slip. He'll take care of the rest I'm unattuned to the wine port. So how can I get to the wine port taxi there? Okay. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's a good idea