 You can't, Duncan, you can't ask me not to run for the damn sheriff's office. I mean, you can't expect me not to run, Duncan. Did you say primary the whole time? Yeah, I did. I'm a robbery kidnapper. Howdy, Zeezy. You see, we have a bad, bad news. I got bad news, BC. Wait, what happened? I'm like, I can't believe it. Duncan for BCSO. Yeah, he knows a lot about, like, horses and chicken. You know where he has planned for you? You're part of this. Oh, I think he wants me to be, uh... My day one plan would be the immediate transfer of senior deputy Cletus Cornwood, who will take on the role as assistant to the undersheriff slash sheriff. He will assist me to be determined undersheriff and sheriff unwell, much in the same capacity that myself was given with the assistant to the chiefs. He's one of those to make your assistant. I mean, you told him to run? Yeah, hell, I told him I'd do it if he won. And they either get bored or they start doing excessive romantic portrayal, which would be death penalty, in my opinion. Hey, you're telling me what they will... Hold on, what did you say excessive what? Excessive romantic portrayal. If you're doing an excessive portrayal of romance, that's my opinion. I mean, they have Romeo and Juliet shit up here. Does that mean if you get bored or they start, like, this fucking... Yes. I'm sure there are other other things we will do besides being bored. Are you guys good? Cornwood's getting mad at the thought of... excessive romantic portrayal. Intimacy with another person. That's a romantic... Yes, they should all be shot. I wanted to hear people around you that are romantic with each other. For now. But don't worry, Cornwood, you'll never see me doing excessive romantic... What's the word, portrayal? Yeah. You don't have to worry about me, Cornwood. Okay, yeah. No, I think Slac keeps trying to do that with me. Really? Yeah. Why's that? I don't know, I think he finds it funny. Okay. Let's not park on the red line. Come on, come on now. No, if we park on the red line, then nobody else will. Yeah, guys, don't worry, we clean the... Anyway, Cornwood. How does that sound to you? Like, would that be what you want under the undershare? Well, I cannot stress enough how much I do not care about anything as long as I can do my job. Because like, you'd be able to do your job and you'd be able to have a really significant impact in the BCSO and the erection of it. Sure. You wouldn't have to worry. You do all the fun stuff without having to worry about all the shit that fucking will piss you off. Going to meetings all the time will probably piss you off. Maybe. I mean, hell, I did that shit years ago. At least the meetings go. I didn't do spreadsheet shit. One of these days, we're just going to be here and then a robber is going to happen and we're going to be the hostages. I would love that. What? Can you imagine if somebody's off duty here, but they have their gun drawn and somebody comes in and tries to unlawfully imprison them with a weapon, but you have your gun drawn and they run towards you, you shoot them. Jesus Christ. Oh, my Lord, they'd be amazing. Anyway, corn man. You want to start moving him on a Marpe dieu? I think he'd be a great fit for the under the under sheriff. Yeah, hell, let me find him. I don't know if Anita will like that title. Wait, why? I don't know. Under the under sheriff? Does that sound a little kind of odd? Under the under sheriff. Under the under sheriff and sheriff. Actually, that sounds better, yeah? Yeah, under the under sheriff and sheriff. Yeah, I think you should just let me run and you should join me. I think we'll work together stronger as a unit. We can't find it, it's not down there. Let me let you run. I know, but if I run against you, I'm going to lose. I will. If you can't find it, that's fine. What do you mean? Just campaign? I think you'll, I think you'll beat me. Do you think I could feasibly beat you in the crowd of public opinion? No, probably not. You're like Goliath, all right? Actually, I'd say I'm like David and Goliath. You weren't fired. That's one thing that you got going that was handed to you. Yeah, but also I should have never been suspended or put in that position in the first place. And we and everybody in their right mind knows actually that's not true because a lot of people don't know about what actually happened. Lion Knight, I like that name. Well, you know what? It's actually Brian Wright. Did I ever tell you what actually happened to that? Yeah, you did, you did, you did. Yeah, he went from Lion Knight to Brian Wright. That's crazy. I genuinely think you'll beat me in the crowd of public opinion. I wouldn't worry about it. Life's not about winning and losing. What do you mean, Cornwright? It's only important if I get it, W. Oh no, don't think like that, okay? Why don't you just not run? Well, I mean, I kind of feel like I got to run. You don't have to tag along with us. The direction that I want to take the North Inn is one that I don't think has ever been done before. Okay, what was that? Well, I don't want it to be uniform. I want it to be like people who actually like to be up there and we'll start their shift up there. We'll have the meetings up there and the only time they're coming down here is when backup is needed. They're not going to be down here looking forward. You just want to completely separate it, basically. No, no, no. It's going to be the same command structure. No, no, no. It's going to be the same command structure. We're on the same radio. We answer to the chief of police. We answer to sergeants in the L.S.P.D. The difference is, is that our cars will physically be up there. We're going to cover every square inch of the island. Yeah, but I feel like what you're saying, you wouldn't have the same chain of command. Because you're separating people too much. Physically. Physically. We're on the same radio. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, I mean, it's, I don't, I'm going to be honest. I mean, I'm crazy. I don't think you're, what you're thinking is too like, like obtuse or nothing. I mean, I'm kind of surprised, you know, you're saying it's like never done before, but I feel like it sounds normal to me. Anyway, I hope you joined me, Cornward. You asked for something. I'm going to listen to you. Sure. No, I mean, I'm not a, yeah, I mean, I told, I look, I agree with you. I don't, I don't give a damn if I have. Like I said, I don't care when losing different. I just want to do my job. That's it. I want to get that shit open. Want to do my job, get shit done and have a good ass time doing it. And trust in me and Anita because we're okay. Well, I'm not going to not run for the election. No, you can't. Duncan, you can't ask me not to run for the damn sheriff's office. I mean, you can't expect me not to run, Duncan. I don't win though. Well, so, I mean, just feel like, hey, it's me, Cornward. I'm going to make everyone. I still give up so because it's you. I mean, I think it'll be fine. I'm sure as much as you have a place the only thing that really bothers Duncan driver wants to see it. I got to get the blood pumping right now. I'll fucking all Duncan driver, man. People sleep on me, man. No, I thought you said you don't like driving. I like driving. I don't like doing cars. Wait, why do you not like doing cars? Like I love doing cars. I don't have a motor mouth. Okay, well, you got to get one. Why can I just drive instead? You don't got a motor mouth. How are you going to operate a motor? I take it off. Okay, let's hear it. How are you doubled? Yeah, we're doubled. We're going southbound on to Strawberry Avenue. I get into the safe. Okay, come on. Come on. Don't get tips-and-juice. Yes, the priority is definitely to make sure that I have this fucking raw energy drink, okay? Continuing westbound past the main bank, Marina. Didn't get into the safe. Taking a little hill jump right here. Catches a mayor. Continuing on to Mutiny Road south of the original. He is starting to lose a little bit of traction. He's 50-degree wall. Get the truck. Get it back. Hey, hey. Get the back Get the middle, they squirt at the middle I even gave him time Going for cubs Going for cubs, going for cubs For your compliance We got 195 Here's what we're going to do, we're going to give you the Cornwood PD battle pass tree He did Karim and then he broke his leg, so now I'm getting out of the car I broke my leg Yes, you did Whatever you did with the car, I don't know I went to get out of my car and somehow got wrapped up in my own car door So how's that my fault? Did you stay in primary the whole time? Yeah, I did Yeah, we're primary Then I box him again And then my energy drink to get ready to give cubs that it was over I was like, let me drink this energy drink real quick and then it was over I think this is one of them things where normally I wouldn't go so hard on them before you get hit Just be reasonable at the time Make sure they're getting a pretty significant production Yeah, let's just transport them And we'll just get it done quick Yeah, I saw some shit happening I don't know if it was that car or one other car Something kind of similar happened I'm just kind of speaking into the air Yeah, I don't know what to tell you But that is not the car that I've driven in the last couple days Yeah, I don't know I mean, that doesn't really help me now I mean, we could go back to the laundry mat and I could take a nap or we could try again Well, I don't know about that Why am I in here? I don't have my picture taken Look, this is the Cornwood operating procedure Don't worry, fries and drinks So you can drink that, eat that I'm getting this sorted It won't take long, but just while I'm getting this sorted Okay, so here is the whole menu Okay, here's what we're gonna do All right, Mo, you ready? Yeah, what's that? What happened, Mo? All right, so I'm just gonna make you aware of everything This is what all we have on you So I got you for robbery, joyride, reckless evading Tamper with a vehicle because it was tampered with a vehicle for the joyride Resistant arrest, possession of dirty money Yeah, because resistance is flaying on foot Possession of dirty money in the second degree Because you have the dirty money It's less than $15,000 And then kidnapping So here's what we're gonna do for you, for a guilty plea Your total time and time, as of right now Is 134 months And a $6,060 fine And three points on your record How do you know I tampered with the vehicle? Hold on, let me just give you the guilty plea Normally, I'm just trying to get a move on But how I know is because there are signs of tampering Yeah, but how do you know I was one of the tampered? Now normally what I do at this point is we do a little bit of investigation So that's why we have tampering And joyriding to separate charges Because you could argue that, hey, well it wasn't me And maybe you have a good argument for that And that's something that we normally deal with with a lawyer Come in, if you want But this is what we're gonna offer is a guilty plea Robbery, kidnapping, possession And then we're gonna drop that evading down And the fine goes to $4,500 $4,510, and then the total amount of time Swarovs, how much did you give him? I wanna take your time down from 134 months I'll take it down as low as possible, basically Till I, I wanna see what he did Don't waste your time Don't waste your time, not guilty Not guilty, not guilty I won't waste your time You want the full time and fine? Listen, I collect those charges proudly Okay, good shit Alright, well, not guilty, I appreciate you Cormwood I know you got some stuff to get done No worries, I'm just trying to I try to make sure things are done as Properly and fairly as we possibly can You guys already did enough for us, honestly That's why I was like, it is what it is There you go, have a nice day, Mo Later