 I'm like scared to open it. Oh my god. It's mine. Where'd you get it? Oh my god like no cuz they love me It's YouTube Heidi. I don't know chief is that how you spell Heidi right there? Oh The day has come. I literally just woke up like this is so sad I'm not even clothed. I gotta get clothes on I woke up to the sound of goose and buddy barking cuz they always Scream at the UPS truck and I knew exactly what was coming today Hey, everybody, so we have this agonizing Like two hours cuz my dad doesn't get back from work till 5 30 and Kyle doesn't get back from work till 5 30 Yeah, so we're just big chill in here. This is really hard. We want to open it. We already know it's in it I'm so pumped dude. Have you ever seen you ever seen those things where they spell the person's name wrong? They're you I'm scared I'm gonna open up. It's gonna say like MLG So they used to do so the silver play button it's a silver outline and a silver button in the middle They used to do a silver outline and then a gold play button That's what I thought but now with the gold play buttons. It's all gold It's like gold the whole thing is this matte gold and then it's indented like it's so sick So actually if I had hit a mill like a year ago I wouldn't have gotten the cool plaque and that's all I care about I'm only in it for the plaque and the money other than that. I literally don't care Yeah, you can do with that money. I'm gonna buy happiness. No, you're gonna do you're gonna go out and spread good Mom you have to parent them. I am I am their father and you are their mother But that doesn't mean what you think it means that doesn't mean what you think it means so don't start thinking I'm literally going to go get clout goggles to take a stupid ass picture with this plaque So that I can put it in the video bubby Hey, bubby boy Which is why you have to buy my MMG 1 mil merch because buddy's on it because it's in his remembrance That's why yeah, so you have to buy it now You have to buy it now. Otherwise you're disrespecting my dog Does it kind of sound like I'm using buddy to sell my merch Doesn't okay buddies at this is so sad buddies to the old age where he literally actually just poops anywhere now Like it's funny because when you're like One that's when you can poop anywhere and everyone's like, ah, well, you know, he's not potty trained, you know And then at like when you become older then it's like, okay Well, he's potty trained now So he'll go to the bathroom outside, but then you get so old that you just start pooping Do you think it's like you know what I'm gonna die so I might as well just poop anywhere. Do you think it's that? No fucking old people. You know, I owe people have old people diapers Do you think when someone's like a hundred five and they poop wherever they want Do you think they're doing it because they know they're gonna die and there's no repercussions Dude if I get to 85, I'm just getting as many credit cards as I can and just like blowing it all on like That's the thing though. And then just where does your debt go when you die? Do they take it like from your like dead person? Ownings like your like your will. Yeah, they would have to I'm gonna have no will no belongings in my life Yeah, and then max out every credit card in the book I'll get like 10 at once max them all out by a bunch of Ferrari's Lamborghini's poop in them It's a mold and I don't care and then and then I die and my dad goes away It's incredible buddy Honestly though buddies like trucking along because he's 15 and in dog years. It means he's a hundred five and like I Never like put my clothes wearing anything so as I just have like clothes like on my floor Oh, I just started pegging from the floor put them on Well, I go in I put a shirt on and I just smell cat piss super bad And like where the hell is this coming from like I'm like putting like five different shirts on they all smell like cat piss They pissed all over my room Dude you must have done something you must have pissed them off Is that real thing oh my god, you're right. I assume little animals go through puberty to I found a kitty Hello kitty. All right. Admittedly. We're getting a little sidetracked here, but we are here to unbox the 1 mil play button with the fan So that's what we're gonna do Goose what are you doing? Have you thought you put some thoughts your answer man, they have wonderful moms. They're wonderful moms. Yes, I don't want to hear anything from me Look how you turned out. It might not work out very well I don't think I contributed to your wonderfulness, but if I did yeah, you did are you kidding me? My mom would be doing the crack cocaine if it wasn't for you and Just kidding. I would never have done drugs anyway because that is a terrible idea Never do drugs ever Never do drugs. I'm living on whoop your ass All right, we're getting impatient my dad's not come back for a while He said like nine years ago. He said he was just going to get a gallon of milk Hasn't been back since so Nala's gonna Nala's gonna join little kid. He's gonna join Who's who's in the box? All right, you guys ready So the box Says YouTube on it. I taped up all my taped up my address. So it says you do on it. Oh my god I'm so fun. Thank you all for subscribing. I can't thank you enough because we're finally at a million This was like the final This was like the final milestone I wanted I don't care how many subscribers I have now like I have the plot you guys can all unsubscribe actually I'll go back to 50k. I still will have this. I mean 10 mil doesn't really seem realistic at all But I mean there's a chance I guess when I hit a hundred K. I thought there's no way in hell I'm getting a mill. I thought I would always just have a little silver guy. So all right I need to just open this. I'm like scared to open it. Oh, they put MMG correctly. Oh My god, all right, let's try and get let's get it out of this foil right here. It's a mirror. Oh My god There's a magnificent piece of art a guy Presented to MMG for surpassing 1 million subscribers Good to know I'm gonna read this to you guys Because YouTube YouTube is gonna YouTube sends me this boy right here You are bigger than Vancouver. You're bigger than Venice. You're even bigger than Las Vegas. That's fucking sweet One million subscribers, maybe you've imagined that day for a long time Or maybe you've never thought you'd grow so big that's what she said either way it says that it's written in here Either way not much can match the satisfaction of finding out that your creativity that your ideas that your voice speaks to 1 million people across the globe We know that being able to touch the lives of so many people. That's what she said is reward enough We're incredibly proud of all you've done. So you hope you'll accept this goal to create reward as a token of our esteem With your track record, we suspect you're only going to keep growing and we can't wait to see you reach the next milestone 10 million subscribers It may seem far away, but remember the days when you were psyched to have a thousand. I remember that Ju- it's junior year summer. I had a thousand. I remember that you remember that? Yeah You've amazed us keep daring keep dreaming big and keep creating. You're the inspiration for everything we do Papa Meigs Sincerely Susan CEO of YouTube. God, that's so cool. I'm gonna get this puppy framed It's on some beautiful nice resume paper and this I Don't know man. See like here's a thing this thing is super solid and you can't hang it up on its own But you need like but I'm terrified. This is like my greatest achievement in my life so far and We'll probably be the greatest achievement of my life for a long time So I kind of want to like get it framed on another frame. Just kind of sounds weird But boys, I cannot thank you guys enough looking how beautiful this thing is. That's just so cool. You guys are the best This will definitely be in the backdrop all the shots the one mill merch is coming bodies gonna be on it Goose is gonna be on it the gold plaques gonna be on it. Um, I showed you before I'm still working on it Once it's fully finished I'll actually like wear it in a video so you guys can see exactly what it look like and then you can cop Because you'll buy my shit, right? If you're not gonna do it for me do it for buddy who's a hundred five years old you have been guilted into buying the merch now Buddy tell him to buy the merch. Oh Wait guys, he can't tell you to buy the merch because he's so old Thank you for watching as always boys. Peace out