 So cheeky brief. First thing you gotta appreciate is the title. How semicolon the 2020 election reveals and failed. We didn't just die. We were murdered. I like the random apostrophes and the quotations. Yeah, you just got a semicolon at the beginning. How semicolon? Oh, yeah. The thumbnail. The thumbnail. The thumbnail should be like a ripoff of a downward thrust thumbnail, where it makes absolutely no sense. I haven't decided on a thumbnail, but I will. You've got options, though. You guys ready? Fair warning. It's not going to make a lot of sense, you know? That's just, that sums it up. All right. Here we go, I suppose. Hello fellow gamers, and welcome to Game Developers Essentials Lessons Book. Today on... Don't want to be continuing the discussion on the red car law and how it affects gaming concepts, mechanicals, and journalistic... Mechanicals? ...and desert islands. But first, a closer look at the... The random racing game. ...the new gaming experience from the titular developers, Nordic Creative Software, and the controversial crown jewel, Anthem. Get it! 2016. Anthem learns to teach its lessons by supporting the ideas of judicial simplification, which is a professional term. But I can break it down for you. Judicational sampling is the idea that the free society does not impinge on the actual taxing benefits of localised source workers. But that is not what we've been taught. Arguably, Anthem's non-direct cyclical gameplay flow conveniently makes the most money as possible. These are lots of old story objectives, and to course correct, they created awful pacing from area to area. And believe me, you wouldn't want that if you were a satellite. Waits Bilbo Baggins once said, Anthem feels thin, like bread, spread across too much butter. But today, it's the only effective Anthem on society. The way in, which it has changed, our streamlining of interface-iterational soft-blanking. That's a massive cake-programming term, He said the streamlining. And perhaps you should realise that you're coming to 1947. As a self-righteous get-out-of-discussion free card, so please get-out-of-discussion free card. Because, ultimately, I am a proud member of the intellectual gaming community founded by Captain Tonodlok. I would appreciate it if you would recognise my authority and respect it. Because, ultimately again, I get more views on episode one in any single minute of any single day that passes by than anyone in the lower class has been listened to for their entire lives. They are disgusting. But going back to far cry, we can realise that perspectives as a whole have been given such a revolution. We no longer blindly stumble in video game layout menus, we proudly explore. And through exploration and critical deductive intelligent smart reasoning, blind subservience has been eradicated. But what is blind subservience? For a simple understanding, think of it as the cooked grenade of racing games or some kind of perceptively anti-emposite collaboration-alized statement. As Vernon Sig Willis once wrote during his press conference of 2019, Ye olde world be changing, children run if the ramparts, the blast of the woke of lame bear, and the solid build the milk of meat and ivory of the pacific-hated no-rime as she dribbled on the moor of the dugara. This disproves objective art analysis, although she don't see it. Probably haven't heard of Grows vs. Math. Mutual species, malnutrition. But to understand that, we would have to approach the controversial subject of Siphon clogging. What is Siphon clogging? Well, as Bilbo Baggin did say, old games are not new games. Even if you were the same age when you played- Oh yeah, right! Some of these single-player games have the cost. They have a huge, more excellent approach to video gaming. It's fine if you don't know about it, but you must consider that pressing a button more than a singular time can result in a multivariance verb intent. As our lower class discuss it, the the double jump but created the double jump. And why? The double jump was originally founded in video games such as Pest as Quest, the critically acclaimed masterpiece from the intellectual gaming community supervisor, director and chieftain, Tonald Locke, though it is sad that many fanboys raged out on Festa's quest when it's just a game about dungeon warlocks for children. As a result, many are asking who Festa is and what his quest was, but nobody is asking how Festa is. This is a prompt, particularly evident throughout Pokemon's Rabon. The emphasis of his points do not reflect the points that are of interest to the audience. The potential flaws are incredulously tangential in nature, which is the crux of the argument. Did Anthem fail? Well, that is subjective because it is implied by the basics of communication and anyone who digresses will be self-righteous. I'm not being stubborn here, I'm just right. Real examples of communities are lined up of those who share interpretive strategies, not for reading in the conventional sense, but for writing. A text, Deft Ecological Response Theorem is for constituting their properties and assigning their intentions. Please read history. But what does it have to do with Red Dead Redemption 2? Anthem is fairly maligned, but there is aspects that nobody is talking about. The first being telekinetic visualization as an extensive rebrand of psychonautolic influence framing, approving definitively that our little centrist boy isn't a pro gamer out of town, and of course we want the protagonist to win, otherwise the bad guys do instead. We don't want that. The second being graphics. We need graphics in games, otherwise we can't see. The third and third element is the holy flood thesis, joining the narrative tripling and subsequent disagreement that there is any factual basis to the truth that he is wrong, but because of this simple authentic observation there is no objective truth. And here's the thing. A fucking old kanto bite. It supports me every day. It brings us all together like fun loving geniuses and frankly the fact that it criticizes capitalism means that we probably are fun loving geniuses. It's saving people's lives, representing wonderful diverse perspectives which are probably going to have long lasting effects long after we forget the movie itself. Overall I would be huge more unhappy if people found a way to remove kanto bite from every copy of The Last Jedi it was ever in. And on that note if it is new it is better. As proven in the two latest works by Icelandic author Istradim Lutisha Herp the first being a fantastic tale of woe in a world set very far in the future. A science fiction drama built by the backdrop of a futuristic world set in the distant future in which you get to look at woman this taking place at the back of a society that determines your social status by hair length. The second being a sort of social commentary on the state of video game culture a deep look into the impenetrable forests that surrounds discussion on a pneumatic cognitive level. Many including the late late Billmund Bagface will argue that these books are objectively without value because they sell toys and while that is true they have fallen for the obvious trap. Actual, audio, visual, auto, sub, genres. I know this is a subject that's been talked to death but this is important. The slimy veneer of quasi-empiricism can be a very disgusting tool for nefariously slipping in one's own rotten viewpoint or value one that you know might otherwise be challenged as torturistically superlative or perhaps you think that war is just peace with more steps you dirty disgusting racializer. The simple fact is that micro transactions and loot boxes do not affect the game they only determine whether the players will win and that is a small price to pay if you want to succeed which is ultimately the only thing that really truly genuinely properly legitimately matters but going back to apex Legends. Mobas were not strictly built upon the foundation of first-person shooters this is proven when looking at what is one of the most tightly held secrets of the genre pushing the aim button through a lot of devilish programming and thumb gymnastics allows the player character to aim at increased accuracy that feels objectively like the only natural outcome when combining those verbs it all makes sense but before you post any comments just remember we're all people no matter how massive we may be so how's that run about? Anthem. Well people get older as time goes on and if history is implied then why can the very same species of video game are created despite the fandom of goblins I was so fucked claiming that the fourth entry in the series was a brand new and functional direction to take as my uncle always used to say provide an argument that is based on evidence and uses a logical through line to prove a point but that doesn't make any sense and besides Kylo Ren was my favorite character in Rogue One the film was genuinely properly great there were real spooks genuine spooks and it was an actual horror because if you die in a movie then it is no longer a movie and you can't die a second time because it's a movie in my opinion I will put out a review for Rogue One as soon as I finish the second half of it so stop asking about it you are arguing in bad faith you never change your mind you believe that something else is happening outside of reality and hell I guess I should just start every sentence with please leave me alone and let me say whatever I want without being challenged or criticized otherwise you guys will continue to ask for low level terminology ultimately you were just embarrassed that I was scared by Dark Souls and you weren't I mean how do you not get scared when fighting the Nelonic Beast of Peruda check out this awesome combo slice and dice brother slice and dice you are way really delving deep into a game like Farming Simulator you have to consider the graphics the gameplay the story the characters the multiplayer the soundtrack and the AI or do you a lot of critics including Hagrid the Helatius have been saying these sorts of things lately and I feel we have missed out on something far more important tack tile game feel this was recently popularized by games such as Fallout 76 and the reason is old games are bad and the developers of old games are ill-equipped to standardized smart gameplay pacing into classic games for example backtracking non-scaling enemies and zones thermal non-compliance lack of proper same-stakes segregation or semantic system a great example of this is I don't know Uncharted 2 for example where its history became implied as a result of interlaced interaction creativity has allowed the passage of time to bring new and interesting formulas on our favorite gaming fundamentals but that doesn't mean that Trump should be president no these arguments ignore the pre-substitial binaries of logical cognition you only need to look at appendix fiction which by definition does not allow stylized POVs to connect on a higher level or in some cases there are literal ghosts you try to find them you search for them and you look for them and you try to find them but you can't find them and they are empty-handed in the great conflagration of 2018 the name is chanted hashtag we were there but why were we there? but why were we there? I know it sounds complicated but this process is called driving and as the great elder Billman Beigel once pontificated Billman Beigel it is common but not too common I would say if you don't quite get it then you are the critic's stupidity whenever you get the toxic fans come in light at you remember to repeat this simple fault intentionalized spectrum failures execute the dramatic function of logistic nightmare beasts which is exactly how emotional response theorems are formalized the holy war does not just end because you think a movie about dungeon warlocks for children was bad this also disproves objective art analysis though I was objectively wrong about one thing in the previous episode of gadelb dark spells is not a horror game because genre does not exist but more importantly as user cruelest chris pointed out despite reaching 38 seconds of the video essay I fail to consider the El Gajibata plus implications of duck hunt for the nes classic and the anti-kithyra mechanism present in its later levels to make up for it I am going to cover it now anthem is a complicated game to even understand even a pixel of its beauty we have to study the ideas of bilbas begoda and his quote hammers good or bad once you're old to level 16 it is a critic in which you receive the most obtuseness ability you can then be honest anyways guys I have never heard a small people say that there's no reason why any company would ever pay anyone something for most will only purchase a project based on its positive marketing if there's enough controversy then I avoid it as a review by a white person will offer nothing when discussing big minus house as this film isn't meant for you and I would talk about that but I do not have the space to fit it in but the actual visual imagination and besides he's old and they are conveniently as possibly to make the most money and that's the final most insidious aspect of clamping plot hole obsessed film context cultures devaluation of thematic gourmet Nazi propaganda fish hook analysis context is a word that criminals use to avoid their sentencing the court system is a puppet master in that it doesn't pull any strings it would be the same thing as murdering your family and turning it into a flower picking simulator real in depth nitty gritty perspective prescriptive criteria for languillationalized context barriers is dead on youtube this is because dark souls thinks its opinion is a fact and that everyone else's opinion is subjective but let me ask you this what makes dark souls better than subjectivity ultimately even if a character doesn't have motivation luke and vader were in love they touched fingers and rey failed them more than enough she was sad several times I think all that needs saying now is simplicity was hard to strive for because the technology wouldn't allow it it won't allow you to put in systems that make it easier for gamers so we relished in the challenge and the obtuseness evolved the evolution of video games ecologically I don't know if you're gonna think you moved there but that was a direct quote from bulbous bungleton himself I put this all close out to date episode with a lesson when you respond to another creator you must not use any more than five percent of their argument otherwise you do support neo-nazism this displeases objective critique and to me fully bad is when everything sucks and so instead of starting discourse over making your blood boil go out and spread some love peace and happiness and love but if you point out the negative traits of something then you extract fun directly from mother universe and that's objectively bad and you are failing her but I will no longer respond to those people as they've referred to me as a massive I do not support neo-nazism I am sorry that I do not make videos much longer than 10 minutes but it's an actual active participle choice I make I am a chronophobe I fear time and I would appreciate it if you didn't time shame me I would like to thank the youtuber I am correct for proofreading this script as it first thought had an error in it but before I go remember this the film language of shot reverse shot tells you it's a film and as a critic I have decided to shut the door on my past of course is not a good thing inclusionist propaganda is implied through the whiny and sad non-swagger projectionists hopefully that explains the mechanical nature of the red car law but we can explore it further next episode if you liked my video please subscribe it's free if you liked my paypal please donate it's free and patreon don't forget to ring that subscribe donation bells are for everyone and the merch store is but one click away it's free audio cloud is now offering a free shaving kit for the first 10 million sign-ups when using code GEDELB make sure to try out their dpn protection service and use their skill sharing programetry to your own website creating software hardware make sure those hard to reach players are easy to miss if you're interested in in-depth analysis please check out the previous episode of GEDELB farming simulators hidden connection to dark souls secrets explained and here's why GEDELB thank you for watching Jesus Christ fucking nothing said at all audio cloud is now offering a free shaving kit for the that was really funny it's funny because it's true so many of the lines are real I know that's because I knew at the beginning I was like oh I forgot that like Jesus Christ almost all of that is just those are real quotes from actual people that people take seriously the amount of total did they though I love all the random pauses but I love that you were able to just quote total directly without even changing a single word and it's just sounds perfect I like how the names were all wrong and then it kept getting worse like we're dead we're dead we should reanimation I personally can't wait till man vs crows that looked really there was a couple of games in there that are sequels to the first video and I'm curious if people will notice but uh did you catch the there was crows vs mad then the crows vs mad dlc these are important pieces of content but yeah that's like it's funny how many fucking references are shoved in there you could run a channel like this there could be people out there like how long do you think it'll take people to realize it's a parody who have no idea what it is probably about 15 seconds maybe in hindsight the fact that he opens was saying hello gamers like that's probably a tell did you mispronounce certain words on purpose like this isn't just didn't say it correctly yeah stream liming is from one of the videos we watched I can't remember which one it is though who said that I can't remember it's definitely it was in my mood