 You can tell a wifey would make the chicken and chip a lesson. How? I'm sticking on my nerve, cause it don't be fried honey. It can't be like, see you got the wrong one, but it's like. This type of shit happens every day. I'm not asking you, I'm gonna see you man. Y'all trippin' man. Babe niggas listen to me. Oh man, we the same way. You give me so much. Niggas listen to Biggie. That's how to play, that's crazy. I was just telling them I moved to LA in January. That shit different. J.O.N. J.O.N. J.O.N. J.O.N. So Cali bitches is different. They is. They gangbang more than ever. They gangbang like niggas. Oh that's some LA shit though. They don't gangbang in the bank. Oh. That's different. They get even prettier in the bank. Yeah. Oh Cali. They just give you some money. That's what I'm saying. Nobody out there does the pimping. Huh? Try that shit down here in the lounge. Yeah, and I ain't been working for me. I don't like it. You don't like what? They ain't tryin' to give me no money. That's what it is. My bigger ain't workin' down here. Feel free to invest in me man. They ain't tryin' to invest in me. To see the best of me man. Nah. I got some gang for you young nigga. What? If you look like you need it, you'll never get it. Mmm. Well I need it cause I damn sure look like I need it. Nah you better stop looking like it then. I ain't have no clothes. What? We be fucked. Looks like you don't need it. You gotta look like you don't need it. You gotta take it to your back. That's what you're saying. Mmm. How you gonna fake it to your back? See I'm coming through this motherfucker. See I'm coming through this motherfucker. Tryin' to look saucy. That's why they ain't gonna give me nothing. I gotta come. Okay. So they can't see through that though. That's what you're saying? That's what you're saying? They can't see through the faking? Oh. I don't know. What was that here for? Your ass a fool. It's just like you ain't dressed up though. It's just like this right here. It's just like you can fake, you can fake and be happy right? And your brain won't know the difference if you're faking happy and being happy. Yeah. It's all in about how they can see that shit. The trick to getting anything from anybody is that you don't have to play. You don't have to feel into their needs to want to help. I try. Don't nobody want to just be like you know about your food not to let you get a straight form or something or shit. I don't want you to be great. We're just gonna give you some. See motherfuckers, women are gonna give you shit if they believe that it ain't just transaction. It's gotta be a bigger goal. I'm in the goal. That's why the pimp shit works so good. Because you literally yourself can't make her believe that you and her and the rest of these motherfuckers one day y'all gonna take over the world. Yeah. So they don't like you bitch I did some money tonight. You know that. I need some money forever. We ain't there yet. Yeah. We're close. We ain't there. We need a little bit more. We're gonna take over the world. We're going to Vegas. We're gonna take one day off and we gotta come right back. We gotta get back to the whole gang. It's sad for real. That is gang. Nobody need niggas like us and they like to let them know. It's bigger. Yeah. Cause she was just saying people don't want to move out of that like move out of the ghetto. Oh yeah for sure. They see people that literally don't want to. You think it's like that. I feel like everybody want to go somewhere like that. No they don't. Initially people want to go somewhere like that. No they don't. Cause they're scared. Oh. This is all I know. Why would I go somewhere else? I don't want to be around people that ain't been around. Nah this is how I know this. This is where I'm from. They feel like they gotta start over. You gotta get out your comfort zone. Fags. Fags. I feel like generally everybody is scared to get out that comfort zone in general. Whether it's the hood, whether it's whatever you're doing. People are generally scared to get out that comfort zone. Not me. What? I don't fucking know this who I am. Okay. No. That's how you can't fail. Now do you bro? I'm saying like when you was younger though like there's been fears that you had because it was out your comfort zone. Even if it was subconscious. I really like I thought I wanted to skydive until I realized nigga you was stupid thinking that you wanted to skydive. I'm crazy. You wanted to skydive. I never skydive. I thought I was going with some white people shit. I don't even know nigga. I don't even know nigga. skydive. What nigga skydive? You too black man skydive and you're gonna see it. The Bouguartam cigars up the cartoon that exploded, got that? You tripping though. I ain't yeah I would never skydive. When I got older it realized I would trip. I don't think you're tripping though. I don't mind that. You know what I mean? I wouldn't because I don't like like being I'm not I'm not gonna say that I'm from New York. So I got a word of rights. I don't like being high and then going down Crazy Okay I would know before you go every rollercoaster. They have the stats. So you're all right before the line Yeah The tallest drop in 306 feet I'm not getting on it This ain't all this time. They say that because they want you to get on it and they give me what if we like it to 99 But you're gonna be like 506, then I'm so when you don't know that I can't do They go You get the lawyer The law school You can be a comedian you can be a lawyer cuz you good at Believe in what you believe in stand on what you stand on what we speak in that month The jury It's not about your fucking shit in the courtroom It's all about the network You know I'm saying like if you cool with the lawyers Like the judge and prosecutors and then it's like y'all got a good working relationship all that shit that happened in the courtroom It's just a show The real business be handled in the back room when they be like I need the lawyers in my chamber y'all stop acting It got damn fooled like hell. Okay. We already know this fucked up Right, don't go back out here talking all that shit where you went to school that Go up and then they like I By the way, she was looking yeah, he was looking he looked at home. I was like I looked at that bitch Oh, yeah, I fucking with this nigga. They eat lunches shit together. No, it's a little loose They got all women on my team niggas walking near suited up. Yes Shit When you go to court and shit like that, that's when you got to use the American racism to your advantage I'm not going to court. That's my lawyer is a white man I Jewish man No, if I'm down south, I need a white boy. I don't fuck all I'm not taking no chance You don't want to nigga with the list? No, they don't want to nigga. Nothing in court. Let me defeat you in there Man, I went to court with a nigga lawyer once asked the judge. Damn the total shut up He said in the nice in the nicest professionalist way he can say but basically he said man shut up I said never again never again. I'm not in Georgia White man That's how you get over with the No You get a public defender some money he could definitely be that case All the worst cases so everybody owe this nigga a hundred favors you fuck around and give him that little 500,000 He called one of them bitches in like look Get your pro bitch, you're gonna get you the boys your probation though, but it ain't gonna let you know to pay the probation They ain't gonna call you. You just gotta pay you. You ain't ain't got a report Once they investigate the probation shit in Georgia, they gonna shut all this shit down So fucked up in Georgia, it's When I was young nigga, I'm talking about failing in probation I'll tell you how bad the probation is in Georgia when you go to the probation office And you know that bitch that they put on yeah, the long fucker for everyone when you're about to go to jail Oh, yeah, that's how you know probation fucked up because you were walking in for your appointment You will hear a nigga back there say man fuck this shit That's how you know Man with the people go in there like yeah, I need to go out of town family marriage. They're like, no Oh That day when they said the motherfuckers to jail and they don't know they're going they were like, yeah, just wait right here. Yeah Bitch duty is when you got to go to your probation office and see No, I ain't never had no shit like that. Okay, where you sitting at nigga in no way watch that other people go see they Probe y'all that's probably entertaining. No, I didn't want that young nigga But it was like brother. I got I could be a school. That's punishment It was it was a part of the feeling you got a nigga in jail, but they're going to be You got to eat at like in like four hours and you just watch other motherfuckers come in and go to their probation office Probation officer right nicest girl you ever meet I just don't want to be ever Then you I saw her ass at work one day Use it Your fucking probation officer lady got a big-ass four five on Dispatchers 101 So you know what they gotta send them out Every time Like it's less fires than Block Also medically trained yes, they come first You want the fucking fire truck to get there They don't want to do a fucking Stupid mother fuck why is his ass stuck in the swimming pool pump? Man stuck in the pool. Why don't you just get out the pool? Well, it's ass is stuck to the swim This is shit Crazy Why would you do that baby lion? So what it was a crazy car that you ever got That if you drop a baby off at the fire department, they gotta keep I heard that's a mist no it depends on the state You gotta wait for day out before you report somebody missing it's a lie They don't want them This building right now and you gonna miss it for ten minutes I feel like you missing I could call 911 and say yo Carlos is missing and they Put that in and they gonna be like I have to put that in Do that what how am I to say oh they gotta be missing 48 hours What no you can report the missing in five minutes What's the what's the 911 boys? What do you call a person who speaks three languages? Trilingual someone who speaks to bilingual someone that speaks one American only 22% of Americans speak a language other than English at home Start learning a new language this fall and be the exception Not the rule because with Babel you can start speaking a new language in just three weeks Here's a special limited time deal for our listeners to get started right now this fall You can start speaking a new language with Babel get 55% off your babble subscription But that's only for our listeners at babel.com slash 85 cell Babel is designed by real people for real conversations all of babble's tips and tools for learning a new language are Approachable accessible and rooted in real-life situations and deliver with conversation-based teachings get 55% off at babel.com slash 85 cell spell be a bbl.com slash 85 cell rules and Restrictions may apply They might it just depends on what you're trying to Have you ever had to like talk somebody through like a situation like somebody in a closet? Okay, I got an officer coming they can do not say that I've never had that. I went there for like two years. I'm pretty sure I've been at work there long and have had more calls with me I will say I've had to talk people out of suicide Okay You ain't really suicidal and sometimes they somebody to talk to you stay on the phone with yeah You still the phone with them until the ambulance get there. You can hear the ambulance knock and then you get off the phone I had I remember when I first I started working through the pandemic and Y'all remember niggas was looting right there. It was wild and somebody called me and he was like I need the police. I need the police. I was like, where are you? He was like, I don't know I'm on 265th in Main Street. So I just put the the cross streets He's like they just shot my brother in the head and he's whispering He's like I'm going in the backyard and I think they have to me and this was like probably that was our first weekend working I'm like yo like I like you get trained for it with New York You get trained for like three four months for us. So you kind of get prepared, but to actually have it My first weekend You scared yourself, but you got you can't be scared You calling I'm a running a person scared. I'm talking to you like you had to FaceTime me, bro I don't know what you got going on FaceTime me. So I can walk you through that. No, so I'm like They have to update that shit I'm whispering because nigga's is in nigga's bones. Nigga FaceTime don't say nothing. They didn't show me what's going on. So I can walk you through that motherfucker He don't need gel help. He need you to go to jail. Yeah, we just did this back then. You ain't going through the jail, right? You ain't going through the jail, right? Don't let them go. Don't let them go. Don't let them go. Don't let them go. What do you do? I'm gonna be asking for a response. Ask me what you ain't got no gun. This is crazy. What's your stuff at? What's your bad job? Uh, Louis High Louis High? Yeah. That nigga's hot. He said he probably go to like the ninth grade. He wanted to go to school to go to the ninth. I'm a little bit ass. He's gonna turn to this nigga. He's like, that nigga's going to ninth in the hand. But now he was like, yeah, they just shot my brother in the head. And I don't know if he's alive and now they're after me. And then I literally froze. Because it's like, I have the police on the way, but it's a looting going on. But how quick did you like have to like? Oh, he hung up. A lot of time they hung up. A lot of time they tell you what's going on and they hang up. And you kind of don't really know what happens after that. Unless you check. Damn. Like, you check. Have you ever thought about somebody like, damn, I wanted this person to die? It was a little girl. It was a little girl in the Bronx. By the way, the Bronx is the worst borough. Like, they are the worst. The worst. By far. And it was a drive by and the lady called screaming, like excruciating. I'm like, oh my God. Oh my God. But they're not saying nothing. So it's your job to calm them down because I need to help you, but you can't be rude and be like, bam, I'm going to need you to shut the hell up. Like you can't do that. So at this point, you want to get what's important. Where are you? What's the emergency? Because when you tell me where you are, I know where to send them. Where you are is the number one, though. Where you are is number one. Because if I know what's the emergency, but I don't know where you at, it don't help me. So I rather you, if you call number one and you can't stand the phone, just tell me where you at and hang up. That's going to help me more than telling me what the situation is. If you had a choice, right? Because I'm going to send somebody, I'm going to send the police. Maybe they'll figure it out. But so she called, she was like, they just shot my baby. They just shot my baby. I'm like, oh. Where are you? She do what she was at. You immediately send the police. You immediately send the ambulance and you connect them to the ambulance. And she's like, literally like, just uncontrollable. And I'm like, her was on the way. She hung up calls like that. You kind of want to stay on it and look at it and what's going on. And again, I worked overnight. So a lot of times when I was leaving work seven in the morning, I would see the stories on the news and the baby lived. The girl lived. Yeah. She was like three. But it was really fucking sad. Like that was a call. Like they let you, if you get a crazy call, they let you take a little break to be cool. That ain't enough. It really isn't. I ain't no goddamn love. It really isn't. Shit. I hit the blood. Yeah. Shit. I wondered if that lady gave birth to that baby she called me back. Yep. Yep. You stay on the line for them to have the baby. You stay on the line when they be like, oh, my father, he's dad. And they be like, well, it's kind of weird. But you got to say, well, how do you know that? And they'll be like, listen, he's blue in the face. You connect them to EMS. They don't know if they want to do CPR. You stay on the phone when they do a CPR. But yeah. But when you work for it, it's like you become numb to it. Like a lot of times, you don't have to take a break. I done got so many calls and people got shot. I don't tell them for it. I need my breaks in Consiglio. I want tomorrow break and the day after tomorrow break together. You want to put them all together. No, you could take. 25 minutes. I need 25 minutes right now. No, you could take breaks after certain calls. But it's really not often that you get calls like that. It's somebody, when you go and break somebody else on the call, right? Oh, well. What about somebody? It's a call center. It's a call center. So we have a lot of dispatches. So it's not like you leaving changes anything. But that's crazy. You don't feel that it's my conversation. Yes, it is. I'm happy to help you. Where you at? Where you at? I don't know. Can I be in the room by myself? It made an answer? Yes. It happens. And I didn't know that until I started working. You said what? You could call 911 and put you on hold. Oh. I don't know that. I don't know that. Tell you. Talking about what school I went to. That was a good ass question. If it's not enough dispatches. If it's not enough folks and they don't answer, niggas over. You try to switch on the niggas. The only time that I get to talk about what school I went to. I didn't know if police don't answer sometimes. The only time it happens in New York though is if it's like a storm or like something with weather is going on. Because we have so many dispatches. But I can only imagine how much dispatch is Atlanta got. Y'all got dispatches, but ain't no way to get to nobody. What you mean? The travel is crazy out there in New York. Ambulance. I seen plenty of ambulance. Take the train. All right, buddy. You in track. That ain't gonna die in the ambulance. He better off. Y'all take him outside the ambulance. That is a good point. That's a good point. Run the motherfucker. You'll make it. They need to have a little thing. They can do it. They can do it. Imagine you fucked up in the ambulance and like, come on, let's go. Go where? No, the fuck, we're not. Oh, they can strap him up to like a helicopter. You can sway them all the time. I'm gonna get him in the fucking ass. Hell, no. Hell, no. Helicopter. I think he's working. Where you going with that fly? How you gonna pick a nigga up? Please don't pick me up. Please don't pick me up in the helicopter. I'm shitting on everything under me. I'm gonna be a shitty little burrito by the time I get to that. Wherever you trying to take me. What? Oh, my God. Hell, man. Damn, man, play me some real pen in this town, bro. That was damn nice. 9-1-1 music you play. I'm sure, like, if it was a ghetto, rescue 9-1-1 type shit. That ain't fair, boy. I don't want the motherfucking soft stuff all along. You feel me? No. Because we got a very extraordinary young lady with us today. Hey, yo. Multi-tapety. One dispatcher in New York City history. No cap. Back. Now, she is known as one of the coldest ladies in battle rap. The bitch. Thank you. We done seen her goddamn go crazy on multiple occasions. If you watch any battle, nine times out of ten, she's standing on stage, listening to this shit. She don't miss an event. Always putting on. None other than Jazz the Rapper. Yeah. Yeah. What a good trip. I was good to say so much shit. So? I saw you. I saw little, but you a battle rap little sister. Hey, you ain't grown now. I'm grown. No, you're not. I'm a daddy. Not like that. I'm a girl. Not like that. Have you lost your daddy? Lost what? Because you know that was the narrative over there. Did you lose it? 60 years ago, man. Oh, you lost it. I'm late. He's too late. She had the coldest boy you had about that shit, like the Mario Brothers. Oh, exactly. You ain't seen me versus Gattis, did you? No. I ain't see that one. I said my life like the Mario Brothers, the pipe took me to another level. What are we doing? What are we doing? Took you to another level. What level did you go to? Right. 85 South Shore. Yo, hey. Come on. I'm your shit. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. What's yours gonna say? Say you're- I do got purple hair. I'm from Brooklyn. Yes, I do. Yeah. And then when you say it don't hit like that, cause she just told us that, dummy. So it's your底mouth. Do you whatever that's in your mouth? You know what I might have, like not on physical, cuz everyone's my favorite rapper, but I may have likes- Like you're the first make a acced linguistic. Really? Yeah. אם women don't understand, y'all just the smart ass motherfuckers. because of all the time, you battle all the time, but you gotta be smart all the time. It ain't no like, bro, I be like, bro, how the hell they not don't say something to shit that y'all already see it? Yeah. What brought you to the battle rap shit? So I was always like, since a kid, I was always a fan of battle rap from like 13 watching Smack DVD and stuff like that. I never thought I would be a battle rapper though. Like that wasn't a thing for me. First of all, they wasn't- You knew the look. The only girl they had was Rami, Lady Luck and that girl, Samira Reese. Like it wasn't really a thing. So I'm just watching as a fan, 13, 14, watching Moog, Lux, all them people. 19 years old. The barbershops and shit. Yeah. And I was already a rapper though. So it's not like, I actually recorded my first song here in Atlanta. Show us in Atlanta. Come on, man. So, yeah, I was already a rapper and then at 19, I had did a radio show and D-Bo that owns Queen of the Ring, the all female league. He hit me up like, yo, I think you should battle him. I'm like, I'm not mean enough. Right. Like, what? You feel- Yo- It's crazy, man. I'm like, I'm not mean enough. Like, he like, just come to an event and see how it is. So I went to an event. I'm like, okay, this is cool. And then Newborn, he's a battle rapper. He told me I could do it. He was like, yo, Jazz, you can rap. You have punchlines. You just gotta learn how to write it for a battle. Right. And DNA told me, don't do it. Follow Newborn and now we here. Damn, so- This is a big name. Newborn and DNA. That's great. That's a ball. You could be a battle rapper. That's a ball. Don't hype this thing. I know, I know. I do it. Who? Yo. Who I'm battle- Battle all the- Oh my god. See that had to be- See that had to be a little ass head. I had to battle you. But my head ain't little. You ain't got a little head. No, you have a protein. Hey, yo. We gonna have that. Do it, do it. Take place. Yo, do it. There you go. Hey. Who the heck is this? Somebody really, somebody go get land. Blue Chew wants to help you have better sex. Discover your options at bluechew.com. Chew it and do it. Does it work? Does it work? Are you- Yes, it works. Of course it works. They wouldn't be able to sell it if it didn't work. You wanna make your first impression, your last impression. You wanna leave a lasting impression. You wanna be the one that she can depend on. Because you keep that tool for your tool in your toolbox. And you know what's really considerate and convenient. They send you an email and be like, hey, your order's being prepared. Should be there about 11 on a Wednesday. And we've got a special deal for our listeners. Try Blue Chew for free when you use promo code 85 self at checkout, just pay $5 for shipping. That's bluechew.com, promo code 85 self to receive your first month free. Visit bluechew.com for more details and important safety information. And we thank Blue Chew for sponsoring the podcast. Hey, what's up? It's your man, Carlos Miller. Look here, man. I'm on prize picks right now trying to get my picks together. Prize picks is the easiest way to play daily fantasy. Getting started is so easy. You register for an account, make a deposit, and pick more or less on two to six player stats to win payouts of up to 25 times. All first time users that deposit and use 85 self will receive a 100% instant deposit match up to $100. That's if you deposit $100, prize picks will give you $100. If you deposit $50, prize picks will give you $50. Available in over 30 states. Go ahead over to prize picks right now by tapping the link below and telling 85 self sent you. Download prize picks today and play daily fantasy sports. Make sure you use promo code 85 self when you sign up. Pick better picks, win this money. Maybe you can get on here and help me pick some better picks. Patrick Mahomes, Russell Wilson, past stats, rushing yards. I don't know. Prize picks. Oh, they going to get a little hand. They didn't even have a little hand. Is that the short one? But what? He got a little hand. But I didn't see anything. And he hit hard and fuck. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. He was fucking that guy. That motherfucker, that was a swing. I was like, God damn it. What the fuck is that hand, man? That's his neighborhood name, bro. That's his little hand, man. That's how they name people for show. You got to shake it again with three feet. God damn it. What the fuck, bro? Who you gonna box? A mouse? Bro, I'm telling you, you got to be listen. A nigga with a little type of hand. You can't take a lot of them hits, like back to back. You know how Newborn got his name? I'm pretty sure he's explained it. I don't remember though. Mm. And DNA, what nigga is it? I know DNA was an acronym for what? Please tell me. So next time I see this motherfucker, I'm... I know the first one was the nastiest amateur. The nastiest amateur, damn. Damn, with a DNA name. Real name is the nastiest amateur. That was what it was for, like back when he was like 16, but he changed it. That was probably a thousand, no. You know, it came over a whole bunch. I remember when he did what? Nah, that was, I'll tell you right, when he said D-nanny. Oh, the nanny? You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? Bro, go behind the chair, bro. Damn, bro. You know you? Do your hand like this, man. Now do this shit, man. Do this shit. That nigga shit a little too. Now you ready? Try to get the keys. A lot of keys. Oh, man. See, this shit, that be shit, man. That nigga got them tatted type of hands. Hey, nigga hand, tell them about the time you boxing. What I got to mean, right? Them motherfuckers, they look strong. I'm telling you. Know how, look, they look, but when they get angry, they make the hands you want. I'll do something with these hands, yeah. Yeah. This is wrong with y'all, man. That my dog, bro. I need to really put your head past your head. Y'all crazy, man. You see this shit all the time with better rappers, man. That's all they do is clown. That is true. Sooner they get done with the battle, they already on the next battle. You ain't talking about shit, gon' tell Schmack to set it up. Long as the bag, right? Niggas always talking about, yeah, long as the bag, right, never battle. Nigga, that bag been right. You ain't want to take that battle. Niggas is lying. Niggas be scaring me. I'm niggas. No, not the scared part. I mean lying. I'll be turning down the bag, bro. Why? You turning the bag down? Yeah. Why? Everything ain't worth the bag. So you battle with you, when you comfortable. And when do that? And when do is that happen? When I feel like it's a person that I gotta be to prove something, to prove I'm better. That's why I say you always come to show up, to show up for them. And that's why too, like, because I'm not battling every month. So it's like when I do pop out, I gotta make it count. Right. You feel me? It's almost like a actor that don't act in a lot of movies. But when you see him, it counts. Like I'm gonna make sure it's that, because battle rap fans, they're very like, what have you done for me lately? That's the new ones. Nah, I've been like that a long time. I mean, I'm from back in the day. So you never felt like, you never felt like you see a nigga and they fucking up and they choking for like a battle or two? And then you be like, oh, that nigga fell off. Niggas be doing that. Nah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Read dollars, tech, man. I'm trying to tell you, I'm trying to tell you. I'm old, man. But see, I'm back there and I'm gonna read all of them on that with me, man. Type shit, type shit, type shit. You see what I'm saying? So it's like, I understood when a nigga choke, but that was an error, like if you choke, you lost the battle. Yeah, how are you now? Like you lost the battle. Yeah, now if you choke, it's the choke. Niggas can like bounce back. You still can win. Nah, it be fans that be like, okay, this person choked in this battle or they wasn't as good as I thought they would be. So now they kind of like turn on you a little bit. That's the new fans. That's the social media shit. That's the new fans. Nobody counts on you. Niggas just be like, bro, I want to see you like go crazy. Like I told Swamp, I'm like, bro, Swamp, I want to see you battle like how you battle your armor. Every battle, nigga. I love every battle. But this the thing people gotta understand. Yeah, that's what I'm telling you. Cause you can see whatever the fuck you want to say. It's hard to battle everybody the same. Yo, my nigga, your grandma's pussy is so good. Nigga, I want some. Kidnap that bitch and hold it for ransom. I didn't talk about it in a battle with a grace. No! I like that part of it too. I like the background of it. I like the way you say it. I like the way you say it. That's crazy. Yo, what I say? Yo, what I say? Nigga, if you had a house, I would be in this city. I hate you. Yo, what I tell them? Yo, what you tell them? Yo, my T-shirt dick so wet. Okay. I got that bitch named Tatted on my neck. Ain't her name Jo-Wil? Oh. Yo, yo, see it? You can battle here and write. Ooh. Why could they both own? Yeah, but here, that ain't gonna go crazy though. He about a moon? Y'all remember old school take nine? Of course. That nigga with craze from Philly, that nigga's been telling me, hell with shit. Then I get to the pay. That nigga said you watch fake. Your name? He don't know. What? You don't know. You don't know. Nah, you don't know. Yeah, we know. You don't know. We don't know. No, nigga. That's your people. Go ahead. I ain't gonna be back. That's what happened. He done done some crazy shit. No, man, rest in peace. Take nine. Yo, I can't walk out. Oh, man, I was gonna say, man, what my nigga take my over? Very sensitive topic. Oh, for real? Yeah. All right, we should all love everybody. All right, there you go. There you go. That's a good way to put the cap on. You did pick the most controversial. Yeah, out of everybody, you pick. For real? You know, you know, he ain't mad how I love Matt and Rappel. We got, um... Deceded Charlie Clips. Charlie Clips. Charlie Clips. Charlie Clips. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I love everybody. How about we load it? See, how we load it, then? With, he would know how to adapt. If he knew how to adapt, he would be a... If he'd be hard to do. Nah, when I say he'll be hard to do. When I say he'll be hard to adapt to, people wanna see that motherfucker that you're... Don't adapt. No, no, don't adapt. You gotta adapt. I ain't say adapt. I'm talking about... You gotta adapt. It's like the style of the game. No, all that's gotta do is, you know what it is? All battle rappers have done it. Cause I'm not battle rapping the same way I did in 2011 when I started. Because I'm adapting to what wants to be heard. And I feel like with Lux, now I'm saying he gotta just be simple as hell. No, but you have to cater to the crowd. Niggas need to understand you and feel you. Yeah, it was good, 2012, 2015. But 2023, just do it a little bit. And he's nice enough to do it. He's nice. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, are you super nice? I don't know if he's tougher than what, but no. What if he just talking to Louie, talking to me? No, because he technically showed it when he battled Calico. Yeah, but I'm saying like, what if he just... It was like, all right, all right. But what if he just found his market and he just said, it showed that he knew how to do something. He knew how to do something. Yeah. You see what I'm saying? If he would have kept that same energy and brought it with him, it would have been a wrap. Cause that what me, Cal, who Cal, was. You like, well you just went at it with Lux, nigga. That was big. You hit that nigga with my job. That was big. You did that. That was big for Calico. You did that. Yeah. But that's why he been online like that. Who? Cal. Oh yeah. Cal definitely is the only, cause he not a punchline nigga. Mm-mm. He gonna skeen, that nigga just wrapped. That shit, he not a wrap though. He just wrapped. He know how to wrap. He just wrapped. He know how to wrap. Who your favorite is? Rum nitty. You like you, you all the way with the rum. Anybody gonna get rum? That's my goat. You don't gotta eat rum, son. No, I did not. Rum nitty's my goat. That's the dude. Anybody gonna get rum? You go with rum all the time. No, when I first started, cause see, it was my heavy influence. Like if you watch my early battles, you gonna be like, oh, she wrapped, just like this nigga. You think, you think, cause he can come back and do some? I think he can. I know he can. The nigga just. But he gotta, I don't think he should go against rum nitty first though. He too happy. I do. I do. He's too happy. You see, his life too great. Okay. But he niggas don't like to speed it though. Niggas be like, this nigga's gonna be a great battle. This nigga is literally like the LL Cool J battle rap. Like I ain't even rapping with a Suicide. That nigga ain't too good. It's hard to create when you have it, man. Everybody who created it know that you're in good space. Yeah. And shit going well, it's hard to get in that bag. But we're talking about, I Rico's father they conceded, man. He's living too good. No, but then I'm trying to tell you, he left on a great high eights. He knows what's on the line. Rum nitty gonna battle, you can see that that date ain't gonna battle another nigga the next month. It don't matter. You think he's even better? You do not wanna come from being, living so well and comfortable to go on in battles and figure who got something to do with it. You gonna lose every 10. You got something to prove though. No, you don't. Excuse me. He gonna leave that. He gonna leave that motherfucker in his nice ass car and go lay up with his nice ass lady in his nice ass house. I'm telling you, Conceited got something to prove. Cause everybody think he's gonna lose. It's the people who really doubt Conceited. He knows that, but what he's saying is when you live it good, you don't have to say you're hungry. Because you have no drive to eat. He just was nervous to be like who was good enough. He always felt like when nobody good enough. Also, he felt like rum did to the nigga that's gonna bring the hunger out of him. Because that's all the people that kept comparing the rum to. Hold up, I didn't mean to cut you out. What do you have? He really felt like when nobody good enough, he like I don't care about that nigga. I used to literally be on tour with him. What about this nigga? He's like, watch them niggas. I told him. I'm like, ah, damn. This nigga thank you. I'm gonna rap a prince, man. He don't care about me. You gotta fuck. You gotta fuck. He's like, I don't think he features with everybody. What Jay-Z says, if I beat you, I'm supposed to. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to take. Everything gotta be important. Now that makes sense. Yeah. You can see that. I always asked that nigga, I said, bro. Are you ready? He talk about niggas. I don't think I got some put up. I should still that. I should still that. He gone crazy. I'll fuck with him. That nigga disrespectful. He still the most disrespectful nigga all the time. Mm-hmm. Probably still is. Ain't nobody to talk to. Don't nobody to talk to him. He ain't fucking around. I checked off in the kitchen. What the fuck did go off on your grandma? He ain't fucking around and say some shit that you said. Don't mention. What the fuck did you mention? Why you have to say that shit? You need me not to talk about your dad, dad. Who got shot in that head when you was nine, nigga? I'm just letting you know that it was on my mind, nigga. I was like, yeah. And that was good. You just freestyle that up, yo, boy. That was all right. Yeah, you ain't say shit though, so I ain't fucking. You know why? Because you ain't sound like Arsenal. You sounded like, you sounded like a nigga. You sound like, it's a bad habit. I sounded like shit. Yeah, I was like, this is one to see if you can do it. He's trying to hide by our Arsenal name. Yeah, I'm Arsenal right now. Yeah, fly. If I die, that ain't Arsenal, nigga. That's some shit that you're going to ask. Yeah. Oh, shit. Ah! He got on that shit, he got on that shit. Nigga said, you ain't be asking me to try again. I didn't know. Well, you know what I'm talking about? He grew up, he's the first nigga that I ever went to go see Pruva Ground, too. He the reason why I started watching Pruva Ground. I never cared about the different names and shit. You can even go battle on URF, that's what it is. And I'm going to find out. Briggs Rothstein. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, shout out to Briggs. He making me mad though with all the little feud they got going on. I be talking to him like, man, get your ass back on stage. Nigga, can't run with you. At this point, he won. I feel like battle rap is a very tough industry. Why? Because people are crazy. That's why. I still, I still like the fans, like the fans really like. The fans ain't really fans, bro. They're not real fans. Once y'all put the fans on the app, and start telling them to vote, that shit ain't real. I ain't never vote. But you don't understand. They didn't really just say anything. Like, we fans are the whole shit. They be fans of individual motherfuckers. Yeah, they be. I'm about to cat on it. It's a lot to deal with. It's a lot to deal with. I'm only watching there, but I like it. You better deal with politics than it's a lot, too. You just got to play the game. A nigga. Some people got built to play the game, though. What if you were entertaining? A little fat nigga. Be rapping about something dope out of town. You got to know how to play that shit. That's what surfing ended up getting you a free start is. That's my nigga. You got to know how to play the game. He learned. Oh, he learned. He's the last little nigga. Yeah, he's the last little last shit. He's like, nigga, I showed y'all how to make it business. I still want to know, is it hard to be a female rapper? A battle rapper. Is it easier to deal with you single? Because you can be mad when you single. You got a nigga. You probably all your little feminine energy. You fuck around with some battles. You really do turn up sometimes when y'all got niggas. I would say this. Last year was my busiest year in battle rap. And I wasn't dealing with no niggas. Like, I was involuntarily celibate. Like, and I didn't realize till like 10 months later. You need to fix it, you got to tell them. Because your voice is getting deeper. You need a nigga. No, first of all. Nah, because, see, I was celibate for a year. I'm like, you didn't sound like that. Like, she ain't got no niggas. Nah. You think that's a thing. I think that's why I say what I'm saying. No, that wasn't what you want, man. I'm telling you, you got no dick, club. So, but I'm the dad. See, she think she's the dad. She ain't got no niggas. She ain't forgot her rope. Nobody put her in her place. Fuck finding the man I want him. I'll just be the man I want. Right. I'll be the man I want. I'll just be my own nigga. Jack and her little deal don't walk. She tell me I'll be my own nigga. Who I like, me. No, but, but yeah, when you battle though, if you are in a relationship, are you dealing with somebody? They got to understand, all right, look, babe, I had a right for this battle. I can't talk to you for a few hours. Broward loves to be a battle rapper, the nigga that brought his girl. I switched my old flow, first opening bar. Your girl, ugly as fuck. They be doing that. That ain't got nothing to do with this battle. Let's just keep that between us. Right. They be doing it. Right. Man, anybody live would get fucked about it. They be live. Your mother, your father, your daughter, your son. Remember who used to ride the Mazda? Nah, I believe it. She's so dick. They be the proud like, oh, he know about the Mazda. They really like the FBI. They can do fine, like random shit. I had a body where I called the girl Cynthia and that was not her name. But they was like, oh, her name's Cynthia. No. It was my Cynthia. Fuck it is now. Today it is. You just named the bitch. Cynthia. I don't know if I was gonna do anything just to win the crowd over. Once you win the crowd over, it's like, all right. Cause it's all about, now they with me now, they with you. They with you. The crowd is very important. The crowd is one of the best to me. I don't want to say the best cause I don't know everybody to pick from. But you know who we really work in the fucking crowd? The nigga Bill Collector. Oh yeah. He'll get to say some wild shit that ain't really in but the energy that he put into that shit and the performance. It's a lot of people grew on me though. Grew on me like, hey, Bill Collector one on. They like cold as fuck with that shit too. Yeah. That nigga fuck around and put his ass on stage. He did a lot. He did a lot. What you mean? He shit on stage. He shit on stage. He bored. He dribbin' on stage. He was dressed up as a slave in a battle. That's entertaining. That's funny. But I got with the slaves on my ass. It's gonna be out of order. But the one thing I can say about a shot you can tell he read like a motherfucker and he's highly intelligent. It's just sometimes when he moves, you be like, bro, you do that. He literally like dead ass. And he's gay too. So he's like, what you gonna do about it? Ain't nobody gonna fight him? Yeah. Yo, the nigga put his hands in his pants. And rub the nigga's face. Ah! Don't say certain shit around this nigga, man. He the battle went on. He said, I told you I was gonna rub my balls and smack your face. The crowd went for it. I wouldn't put my hands in. Yeah, that's doing too much. No, he's like, he did that. It was like, nigga, you ain't gonna do nothing. I told him to do nothing. And he didn't do nothing? No. Man, I'd have been in the last battle all the time. Fuck what he did. He moved, but it's that crazy, like, you know what you're thinking too. He didn't look at all that way. It's that right there. Damn. Hell no. Have a better go. Come back in. Yep. Have some crazy. It cost your mind. Like, I ain't gonna lie. I'm gonna rub my pussy on the bitch's face. Absolutely not. I just rap. Right. You ain't doing the animated shit. I rap and I go home. You talk big shit, though. That's my next question. She go hard, though. How big is your gut? That's a classic. That's a classic. He be watching you for real. Clearly, I see. We been following each other for bad long. Who watch all her shit? I'm not a girl. She know this shit. You remember when Niggas kept doing, I got a gun so big, boss? Yes. And I did 40. I said, I got a gun so big, that shit don't work. Niggas went dumb. Stupid. Stupid. Yeah. I got a gun so big, it don't work. I could have said that. You could have. Yeah. You could have. It was a little while ago. She had it. Damn. See, that's what you was talking about, though. That's known to all the audience. I said I'm talking to people rapping about guns that they don't squirt. Yeah. Fuck it. I got a gun so big, that shit don't work. Oh, that sound better. You have to set up. You used to set up. Yeah, I feel you. I feel you. I feel you. I feel you. That's how you know this shit. Bigger than my leg, nigga. Every time I walk out with it. What happened? I walked with it. You know how they can get in for it round and then round. I just got a second. We walk without it. That's right. We walk without it. That's why they should be getting violent, because the niggas forget their bars. But you know what it is, though? It be the niggas behind the niggas. Yeah, it really do. It be the niggas behind the niggas. He's running out of rap and he mad now. It doesn't be the best bars, though. The gun bars be the best ones. Of course. But it be the niggas behind them that always start the shit. Yeah, they don't. They don't rap. So they really be thinking the niggas be dead, too, when they be rapping to their pop. I killed you. No, you won't, nigga. He's playing. It's just battle rap. It's battle rap. No, he gotta get through the rhymes. Who else is nice out there? Twirt. I'm not gonna say twirt. Nice. It's a nigga named twirt. New Jersey twirt. New Jersey twirt. Okay, that's better. T.W. Ball. Okay. They don't know about him by his name. Yeah, but. But he's easy. They made for that name his first year, and then after that they said, oh, no, he a problem. But you know what? I saw him with a... With a... Nigga from... Cut from a different cloth. Nigga from New York. Cut from a doggy. Doggy. I'm gonna not say he rapping in his doggy. That nigga just hit the doggy. What the fuck is that? That nigga just hit the doggy. What the fuck is that? That nigga? That nigga was in jail. What the fuck? He called with his dog. But the nigga fight with him. He's like, nigga, I keep the doggy on. I'm out. He do. He really did that. He boy get off. You do... He do get the shit like that. Nigga be really rocking shit. He ain't won no ball that was fired with the Miller. So... When he told that nigga, he said, he said, He said I got the gun in this part nigga. We playing tug-of-war. You remember that You know Y'all ain't even sitting there about the nigga tape rock But I'm just saying when niggas like we don't get they shot and they can really be like that's what I was going You got some underground favorites man, some niggas who don't get enough Hey, dude, but he crushed this so he don't cuss it ain't that it didn't be like But it's gonna sound like I'm fuss right in right I would call you the You could say the most foul fucked up shit without the whole battle and then look at a nigga and be like I'm still going Even Fire though Losol versi t-top Okay, it was some nice bars like no cap his wrong was good I'm nigga that's talking that gritty shit. That shit is love. That shit, that's shit different. You know what it is? I think T-Top just had the right approach. Cause I'm tired of people just using Christian angles against Christians. Like you gotta do it creatively and I feel like T-Top did that. But T-Top is a creative nigga though. He definitely did. But he did it the way somebody always talk about Christians. Yeah. He did it. I'm talking about he did it. That's right. Damn. 22, 22, 22, 22. You a Christian? You're supposed to be able to come over some shit for anybody. I follow 22. But that's his thing. Like I'm a Christian in battle rap. How you gonna lose if you represent Jesus nigga? That's facts. You can't be out there bullshitting. You got a whole direct connection with the Lord. You think the Lord don't know you are a battle rapper? Right. Lord, I don't really talk like this but let me get in my bag right quick. Right. Ooh. Ooh. That's going. That's a bar. What? That's going for sure. You supposed to be a creative. You got Jesus on your side. You could run with that. I said you can say the fuck them shit, ask for forgiveness, say some more fuck them shit, ask for forgiveness. But then you'll be a repeated. No, you won't. You're still working for the Lord. You know. Bro, who was Jesus out there with? Everybody who read the Bible knew Jesus. Wait, wait, no. The Christian rapper be giving them Bible study instead of punching real guys. Jesus was out there with the niggas. Everybody didn't know that. Because when he joined 316, it told me that I couldn't be moved. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Because everything ain't green. You need to get your life together. I'd be like, bro, you know what I'm saying? You don't like A-Word? You right? Oh my God, damn, man. I want to hear some shit. A-Word don't do that. A-Word go crazy, yup. I fuck with my niggas, man. Let's see. A-Word. But A-Word is smart though. A-Word cold. That thing is smart. Who is this battle? This last battle. Who was an RBE? RBE. Who is this battle? Oh, come on, man. Big K. Yeah, that was a good battle. $3 still at it? Yeah. He came back like maybe like four or five years ago. I got to check him out. Like every time he get better. Like better. Swing. My bad. How you feel like he did with Chess? He was decent. I think that's why he was still learning. Chess still be throwing up. She in the shit. He feelin' that's like asking about some comedies. Chess, he still throwing up and shit. Chess hasn't battled. Chess battled in December. He can't throw up. No. And what happened to him? He really didn't have a problem with that shit. I think he got Acid reflux. I know he got Acid reflux. That nigga is cold. When I say cold. Chess cold. One of my best performing niggas. I was in the crowd there, on behind him, when he put out a tear off. Yeah, you be in the crowd about lovin' them shit. I was right. When he back tear off. When he told that nigga, nigga. Nigga hit that rock bottom. Now he said, I put the cave on the rock like I'm spellin' it the proper way. I was like, eeeew. Put the rock, put the cave on the rock. I'm spellin' it the proper way. Man, nigga's crazy when that nigga told that nigga. What he say about the people's elbow? Rock bottom? He said, he used the rock bottom bar. Something about rock bottom. People's elbow. Shit was crazy. Bro, you seen the little kids on Instagram that do the battle rap bars? Ooh. Whether they be doin' skits about the battle rap bars, they did the Tay Rock shit. I think I did see that. The Seatbelt shit, that shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They been gone crazy. Nah, that Seatbelt shit was viral. Why you wasn't at my shit with Clips? I had to go. I had a show. You know what I'm sayin'? It was in Atlanta. You shoulda been there. I had a show. You shoulda canceled the show. Hey yo! What you wanna do? You wanna get your bars off right now? Ooh. That's what I was gonna ask ya. We can get, give me some of your favorite bars. That's what real rap is. We don't need no setup. We set it up right now. What are some of Jazz DeRappa's favorite bars? By me or just in general? You doin' it. Come on. You just start with yourself. Oh, start with me? Right. Let me see, let me see. She gettin' in her bag. You see her? Let me think. I got a lot. She gettin' in her shit. I was tryin' to go, I wanna go old Jazz. Yeah, old Jazz. I know, we gonna go classic. I bet. Battle E. Hart. I said. So, I need to give you the background. Remember when I battled official? That's actually the first battle. I remember the official, yes. So, everybody was sayin' she cooked me. Like, smoked my dumb ass, right? So, everybody waitin'. All right, now Jazz gotta come back. So, my next battle, I was like, somethin' like, the battle with official. Shit was crazy, it was wild. Well, now I know. If I wanna make a room blow up, then I'll cater to the crowd. So, fuck it. Y'all want the Jazz that battle 40? Fuck it, y'all get that cold Jazz. Stocked in Milan on the pick and roll. But it's that old Jazz. That's a classic Jazz, like, you know what I'm sayin'? I'll cater, they ain't care that I cater, boy. Hello, man. I'll be rewindin' this shit. I'll rewind a whole battle. Right. That's definitely one of my favorites, though. When I'm battle. That's a good ass one, that ain't go a lot. I'll say, should I just post this on Twitter, on my Sheena Ashley battle? Like, someone made a tweet like, oh, post a video or a picture of you when he was 19. So, I just posted a battle clip when I was 19. So, I started at 19. Right. And I had told Sheena, this one of my favorite bars, just because like, I don't know, y'all might not know though, cause y'all know I'm from New York. Oh, it don't matter, I know everything. I'm bein' in New York. It doesn't sound right. It doesn't sound right. I'm tryin'. I'm tryin'. You done eatin' in New York? Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, what's that? She talkin' to a nigga that then ate $500 worth of $1 piece. Come on, man. Nigga, I eatin' in New York. I ain't never eatin' in New York. I don't feel more toothed, though. I ain't get a damn break. Who though? You try to say, I eatin' in New York. I said, it was somethin' like, you know, niggas like talkin' about niggas in the background. I was like, you, I said, him and the alleyway, you, Coney Island, boardwalk, I don't care if you're a family guy, he'll get petered. That's what happens when your dogs talk. Ah! Hello! I was, I was, Nigga said, you and the alleyway, him, Coney Island, boardwalk, I don't care if you're a family guy, he'll get petered. That's what happens when your dogs talk. Ah! That's 11 years ago, niggas talk. You need us to etch a battle rap. So when you say shit like that. You know what? I got to go, I got to go. Yo, nigga, did you, did you hear that? Yo, niggas ain't listenin' to jazz. You know what I'm sayin'? Yo, don't say shit else. I don't wanna hear shit else. You know, you can battle. What's the short nigga with that little beard, man? I'll battle whoever, go get him. Tell him, bring his mom, just sister, bring his whole family weather. It'll be me by myself, with a big-ass gun. Who then that motherfucker and my youngest son? Two yellow bitches, two dogs gangers, got a four-door wagon nigga that can all get in. He just battled on drugs. Niggas for a craze. I'm a slim nigga, but one thing, I'll never be ashamed. I'll have to see the name. Your wife, your girl, your side bitch, your boo and your old lady. Put dick on her from the side, hell of a bitch goin' crazy. Make her ride it on top, don't give a fuck if she lazy. Squeezin' both cheeks, puttin' dick in her for weeks. Bitch, gettin' a whole lotta dick, I ain't gettin' a whole lotta sleep. Oh! That ain't the president, man. Now, there's somebody in the back, like, I'm next! Yo, that said the background is so funny, bruh. I said you were six, boy, every bar. That bitch who said she next, she gettin' raw dick in the mall, in the kitchen. That's it? Comin' down the hallway like Melvin. She thought I was gon' ring nine, but her nigga brought in 11. Oh, I be goin' crazy. Be goin' crazy, fuckin' mad bitches. That was impressive. I just had to say it. You ain't crazy for, like, eight bars. I had to. It's for the streets. No cap. The streets gon' wash, dude. I bought her a stoop. I know the audience. That boy a stoop. My microphone didn't fell off, I wasn't crazy for real. I was all my fuckin' friends. I want all my credit when the shit go down. Who's the nigga that say, go get him a soda? Get him a soda. The nigga with the little teeth. Bangs. That nigga hard. See what you talkin' about? Nah, another little teeth, hard. If he said that nigga with the little teeth, he gon' see this. Of course. But I fought with him. That nigga hard. I say hard. If he, him and Fettie? Fettie battle. Yeah, Fettie crazy. That shit. Fettie is crazy. I feel like it's underrated. Fettie truly 20s. Fettie truly 20 is crazy. You ever gotten to fight in a battle? No. Yo, I'm gonna be honest. That go crazy. I'm not even gonna try and jazz. In battles, it really don't be fights. What, what's sounding like my Mike fellow? It don't really be fights for real in battles. Like, people be thinkin', yo, if I go to a battle, it's gon' be a fight. No. You ain't gotta come, just tell me. Nah, it be a lot of little rah-rah. I'm good. Yeah, it be a rah-rah, but niggas don't be fightin'. And like he said, most of the time, you don't be the entourage. You don't be the balance. And niggas be friends, man. Yeah. And niggas really be like, sometimes they do this with niggas, don't fuck with a niggas. And they know like it could be a possibility like when Rex and Tay Rock went to battle and that shit was rough at that time. I was like, Right, it's like niggas, we can do this. Y'all can't do this. Right. We can argue, but the people in the back got respect enough to cheer. If we ain't testin' it, y'all don't touch it. Yeah, it's part of the culture. But something's on, it's stayin' there though. Niggas be from the block. Niggas be from the block. Like, yo, I'm comin' to your battle, niggas. They're like, no, you're not. I know, right? No, because you're gonna stop the shit. Yeah, I know how to act. If a niggas act like he wanna fuck with you, I'm on his head. I'm like, nigga, he has to act like that. That's part of the game. He gotta act like he don't like me. And niggas in the back be like, but I ain't fuckin' know that shit he talkin' about. Yo, it really be hard when you're ready for a battle for somebody that's just cool. They be like, damn, like I really gotta, I'm really about to say this to them. That's fucked up. Like, I be like, I don't deserve them. Right, that's what I'm be saying. Like, we all really be friends. Yeah, that's hard. Because back in the day, they really didn't like each other. Yeah, back in the day. Now it's like, y'all just friends. Yeah, we just gonna get our bread. And even if they not your friend, you still understand, all right, I'm a battle rapper, you're a battle rapper. I don't wanna lose, so I'ma say what, I'ma say the worst shit to you. But I be ready for battle, so I be like, damn, son, that's really fucked up. Who did you battle in your then life? For real. You like mouth and the smoke gets motherfuckered. Like, didn't like them as a person? I ain't like that. It's just like, it's up, it's beef. Just because we going at it. Never, cause for one, it take a lot for me to not like somebody. I'ma keep it a butt. Like, I don't even care about people, son. Like, I used to be trying to rap for real. Told that lady she was a bad mother. I never told her my idea was a bad mother. See? You were lying. Yeah, I never told her my idea was a bad mother. I never did that. That's the type of shit that the women rap about. I would. Brother, women said that shit all the time. You let your baby and wick somewhere for five days. Bitch, you was laid, uh-uh, didn't get paid. You a bad mother. I got the slugger pop. Ha ha ha ha ha. It's the pot I be saving the shit. Ha ha ha ha. I just thought it's true. She ain't fucked with that boy either. I'ma do it. Ha ha ha ha. It's cool. It's cool. I fucked that boy. I'ma get it. What if I shit? That's cool. They can wait for the jazz space to rule. That's cool. That's what I fucked. He wanted you to validate it. I'm falling in the water. Yeah, how you like that? Talk about gasping them up. Yeah, I really gassed you. You heard his feelings. It wasn't good. You going beautiful? Yes. Jeff? Just trying to impress you. Anyway, yeah, I don't get too personal. Anything I say in the battle is known. Like, it's known in battle rap. So I don't give them too much self. If somebody was a bad mother, I would say it if it was said already. Really? Yeah. But if it wasn't said, then we're gonna roll. If it's real, if it's personal, I'm not gonna say it. Cause I just feel like it's not that serious doing a battle, bro. Like, it's really not that serious. Damn. I just be rapping. I'ma do a battle. I'ma rap. You're gonna go crazy on a battle. I'm saying whatever the fuck, even if it ain't true, I'ma say it and make people believe it. You gotta know. People really do that. That's the game of battle rap. I need you to believe what I'm telling you. Right. I'm telling you a bad mother, but they don't even got a kid. Oh, shit, but I believed it. If it's real, it's gonna be like, whoa, shit, jazz made it sound believable. That's what I'm saying. I don't fuck with it. I don't believe it. She don't got no kids. That's how bad of a parent she is. I don't believe it. Somebody in the crowd. She got no kids. That's how bad of a parent she is. Man, I'ma be on the edge. Go crazy. Please. Make enough shit. I can tell you be battling over your tongue. I'm just waiting on the right challenge. Yeah, he really got his bars prepared. He really does. Yeah, we gotta have that money on it. I'm bringing my own money. Put me in your shit. The unreadiness? Put me in the unreadiness. You're rusting. My shit is dead. My shit is dead. Now you gotta go to the proven ground. Oh, I gotta go to proven ground. Proven ground. Don't worry about it. Give me one more. Give me one more. Jazz, yo, Jazz, come on now. On the top of the dome? Do what? That'll wrap bars. That'll wrap bars. Nigger, okay, we was talking about crosses. Nigger, I'm a boss. Hit you with the dagger. You're a think I'm smooth because I am sitting with Jazz the rapper. That's the youth with this man, Jazz the rapper. He is the manker forever. Stop, see? I'm a manker, not a rapper. Let me stop, man. See how he's trying to prove himself. She getting me out of my car. I would put these niggas in drum and drummer. You started this shit. You can call it airtime, but... That's like a nigga that not throwing no punches in the fight, and you just get your little shit in. I helped him. Nigger threw that fake ass punching. That was funny. Man, I'm trying to get y'all like this. Bro. Never make it. Nigger ain't gonna tell me them bars ain't gonna do it. You said they were decent. She be around the best in the world, man. Okay. But I was playing on the curve. But that was decent. That was your best one. Let me tell you something. What? Ain't no laughy duck. Ain't no scrappy duck. I'll hit you with a mad duck loan. Woo! I miss. That's why I call that dashy duck. You don't get it. Stop! Make some fucking noise in this bitch. You with me? Let's go. So fast, niggas. You sold it. That's why I stay out my lane. I stay out of their lane. No, they gonna be a fan. I got another question. Who you think got the coldest tag? Me. What are we doing? Facts. What are we doing? Niggas said facts. I just want to say my New York shit. I got two of them. And you know I hit them with the... You know what scuffs my Tims? That's it! Then I'll tell you what scuffs my Tims. And you gonna say all my shit with these? Whoa. What are we, what you trying to say? Scuffed my Tims? Yes. If you say you know what creased my Air Force is what that mean. I mean, you fucked up. Exactly. I don't know New York lingo. But if I like Tims and I scuff them, I'ma be mad. You true. That right? Come on. Carlos. See that? See that's what you got to do. That's crazy. See that? I ain't even tripping. That's what you got to do. She just played me. But I'ma stick to the side with my little baby. That's why I call it a 3A. You hear me? Ooh. This nigga. That was good. 30A? This nigga. Come on, man. Move, baby. Come on, man. I caught that one. That was a good one. Yeah, he's the problem. Let me tell you something. I fucked with that one. Come on, man. Start playing with it. With the racket. With the racket. Yeah. Yeah. The ad libber. The best tag. Peace fitter. What was your other one? Come on, get it. My slogan, if y'all... Yeah. Don't flip it. Yeah. Whatever. I don't smoke, I drink. What you think? I feel like that goes to real life. Dead, nigga. That way. That's what I'm talking about. Niggas ain't no spitters. He's got my chip on this one. I don't smoke, man. My chip on this one. Who do you think got the best tag? Hey, man. What is wrong with y'all? This nigga. We're getting better with our bars. We're getting better. I don't want y'all to give up. I don't want to see you anymore. I don't want y'all to give up. Something wrong with these niggas, man. Crazy, bruh. The brains is fresh. I don't know what's happening. It's funnier when you laugh at it. I didn't hear it. I didn't hear the shit. When they put it back, they go hit. They better laugh like this. They better laugh like this one. They gonna think y'all are on drugs, man. I don't understand, man. You ain't never seen a battle rap for real. It's a nigga rap just like that. He's got my chip on this one. I don't smoke, I drink. He's gonna be fucked up. Hey, man. I feel like since you're here, we got to be sponsored by Al Capone. What's that got to do with me? I don't know. All of the battle rap will be sponsored by Al Capone. I don't know. That was so 2015. Yeah, that's what we had with it. The intro used to be long. Al Capone Cigarillos. U R L T V dot T V dot some other shit. Oh, man. You okay? Huh? Don't say nothing to this dude, man. Please don't. Don't go screaming again. Leave him alone. Let him get over this, man. Take a while. Leave that nigga alone before you smoke again. Don't say shit. Leave him alone, man. We got that going. Right. You going shit? You going shit? I'm gonna be a little sorry. You're fucked, man. Oh, man. It was my liver. Who the fuck even? Jazz. We need some help. What? Well, we broke it. I think both of us. All right, man. I can help dad. You can't help me. Look at his face. Bro. That shit. Honey. What? I need to strip him out. Do something. I just take... I talk. He hurt himself. I just take calls. I did not help nobody. What the fuck we gonna tell you when we call? We call now and then. What we gonna say to him? He's fucking uncontrolled, man. Fuck. We don't know what we're doing. Is he ready? Is he awake? We don't know. Send him an ambulance. That's it. Send him an ambulance, huh? None else I could do for you. God damn, bro. Have you ever got to call somebody really hurt themselves? Pass out? No. No. That's possible. They passed out. Absolutely not. They were all friendly calls. Lost keys. I don't know what to tell him when he passed out. Look at this nigga face. No, bro. That shit was funny for all the world. Got a drip. You ain't never seen them battle ride parodies. That shit was funny, boy. That was a mark. You're moving. That was a mark. You still there? Hello? I left last year when I moved. I left right before I moved to L.A. L.A. I'm trying to do everything. I'm trying to get in my... I'm trying to get in my active shit, brand shit, personality, songs, ghost writing. I'm trying to do everything, honestly. They be doing battle rap to L.A.? Of course. They do everywhere. They rap worldwide. But, uh, get you guys... They don't be doing that shit in the Bay Area. You did a battle rap in the Bay Area before? I've never been. But they have battles there. All the time. Why do you miss some men's flights? Niggas ain't battlein' in the Bay. Oh! Ain't a lot about you guys. I know a lot. I know a lot. I tell you. I ain't know if she be missin' flights. She missin' what else? She miss flights. Why do you be missin' flights, Japs? I'm a procrastinator. I get to the airport too late. But I only missed one this year, though. You really think they gon' wait on your ass? Listen, I didn't ran through the airport. Barefoot. You want to be the one that's runnin'? I don't. I be really out of breath, though. But they were on the left. It be the last gate gates. 99 out of 100. I hate that shit. And it just like the end. That's the end. Imagine what I be missin'. All these flights that's bullshit. We're beginning. You like, look at this shit. Albuquerque, you gon' put Albuquerque in the front. This is bullshit. You next go in the front. Ain't a lot of flights this year. Absolutely. I miss the flight out of Atlanta. Cause that fuckin' line is crazy. Atlanta got the worst airport in the world. Yeah, get TSA, baby. Can't do directly shit. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. I have clear. No, let me tell you something. I have clear. That ain't good of them. There's no reason I was on clear for a whole hour. That ain't good of them. Gotta get TSA clear. Everybody was late that day. I had clear. I thought I was. Atlanta clear is different. I had to walk past me, man. Tryna flake shot my boy. What, out of Atlanta? The big thing. Nah, I was somewhere else, man. They could walk by me. They didn't have clear. Cause you know every airport don't got clear. TSA ain't clear. So I'm clear. You feel me a little regular a little while? I had to go walk by me. I would get a job at the Papis at the airport if it get me through the motherfucking line fast. I don't know what the fuck. Whatever program they come out with they can get you through that bitch faster. I want it. TSA paycheck is not that much of a difference from clear. No, it's not. I'm clear. I'm clear. I'm clear. I'm clear. I'm clear. I'm clear. I'm clear. I'm clear. I'm clear. I'm clear. I'm clear. I'm clear. I'm clear. The glorification you just... There's another line. That's cooking in all three of them niggas. Fuck around, K. We get through some cognition. required me. That would be the last shit I wanna explain that ain't sir your face ain't working. Damn man. You smile your pictures and then every time you slide you're sne Finally. Get up, I'm the man, smoke up the flame! Yeah. He got my ID, it's like, say my name. That's a dispatch. Nah, I ain't gonna lie, I miss it sometimes though. Just go back and be part time. It was an easy job. Do part time. You already qualified. You don't want to do four months of training. Now don't go back to work for me. You said you ain't your writing bag, acting bag. Thank you. Do them shits become like, do you borrow sometimes? No. You be like, you heard some tragic shit? He's like, ooh. Nah, they ain't saying like, nobody died, man. But it was like, they survived. But it's like, bitch, I'm gonna use this bar. You never got to use that bar back in Livingston. Yeah. Give my little one percent. That Livingston took me out all the time. Livingston, you ain't never heard a nigga put that in the rest. I ain't heard nobody say that shit. That was funny. Come on, man. Nah. I've rapped about calls that I've gotten. But I rapped in the guidance battle. You didn't see that battle? Yeah. I rapped in the guidance battle. It really be crazy. But like I said, when you, you getting up to it, you getting up to it. You take a call, somebody got shot. Next call, somebody not breathing. Next call, somebody had a heart problem. You get used to it. Yeah. You just put one up there. You're not breathing. Come on, next call. So it's really fucking tough. So you end up in it. Wait, wait, wait. You see your career go on. Yeah. Count it. I definitely, I've always saw myself in music. But then as I got older, I've always seen myself just being some type of personality. Because that's the thing that kind of kept me relevant in battle rap. Like, all right, jazz can rap. But she also got a fire personality. Like, I feel like I do good with things that's just shown me. So acting, fuck it, I'll do acting. You got a podcast too. I don't have a podcast. We had a show. We just had a show on caffeine. How's he doing? He's good. I suppose that maybe like two weeks ago. Yeah, he's doing good. He's always in high spirits. Well, yeah, I just want to do stuff like that, really. And that's why I moved to L.A. Because I know a lot of people in L.A. anyway. There's a lot of networking and shit like that. So I feel like everything's going to go good. Don't let them folks say no dream. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Hell, no. You'll get out of there. I'll put you in the mood tomorrow. As soon as the market hits. Meet me here. Meet me down. You had lunch. You hold me out there. You ain't the only spot. I'm inside of Monica. I'm inside of Monica. I'm over here. I don't know the scene in my butt. Yeah, nah. But yeah, that's... I'm really trying to get into that because I'm not going to be bad rapping when I'm 40. Respectfully. Why are some people like that book 40? I'm 40. I'm just about to start. Fuck you, man. I wasn't talking about you. I woke up an old nigga. Better get my knack first. Like, which one? Old nigga, smack first. Oh, okay. See, this is... My nigga, he woke up an old nigga. He about to get an old nigga, snack first. See, that's the shit I'm talking about, young guy. That was hard at the end of the thing I said. I'm old nigga. I got to get my knack first. I got to get a knack. I got to take my knack first. He's like, yeah, I'm going for that. I'm like, oh, not a nigga. That's gas. This the same nigga that peed on himself about some liver shit, though? He said it. We in a whole another lane. These niggas need to be battling outside in the parking lot. Fuck your shit. I can't come over there. I'm just peeing you back on everything you said. I didn't say, check my liver. I don't smoke 100. Y'all burnin'. That was fast. There you go. Man, there you go. Bar. That ain't gotta say fast. You're part of the news. That's your part of the news. What? Push your social media so they can follow you and check you out. Jazz the rapper. Pop your shit. Jazz with one Z. Pop it. The rapper regular. I hate the two Z's. So it's jazz with one Z. Why you don't like two Z's? It's ugly. I mean, that's how you smell jazz. No, it's J-Z. J-Z is like Jaws. Like J-Z. See what I'm saying? That wasn't crazy. Man, do you live a life? Man, check my liver. I don't smoke or drink. Fast. Get these niggas out of here. Boom. It's always that nigga in the crowd. Yo, that shit ain't hitting my nigga. Let me run. You boy nigga. Come on, my nigga. That's corny. But the crowd has got gangsta know back then. Since back then, they would at least be like, come on, man. Now you can act like you slip up. Come on. Yeah, they be rough. They on your head. I'm just saying, the fans be rough? They used to have been through some shit. You really got impressed these motherfuckers. They didn't hurt everything. But they really be civilians though. You pay to be here. You pay to be here. Why are you acting like that? Let us rap. They really be civilians. Niggas have to talk with all them guys. Yeah, that's what they do. They want to be on stage or they want to be on footage and be like, you know what's mean. That shit was funny, my nigga. Well, there you have it, folks. Jazz the rapper. This is your first time stopping through here. We got to get you. We need the black-ass show. She signed it. Oh, yeah. Mine is gold. I'm the only gold one. They're back. They'll be right like a second grader. First of all, it's a table. Tell us. Close. It's a big money. First of all, everybody only right like a second grader. It's a big money. I'm helping them. They love it. It's a bag behind you. We got you some dope-ass 80-bass salad shit. Flex for the camera for us one time. That's all we got. Let me see, let me see. Just flex for the camera. Ooh. Okay. Oh, and it smashed my hair. Let's go. Yeah. I needed some joggers anyway. I need them. That's a good gift. See if she can see it. Who are you? I'm back. I need some socks. I need this. Oh, the crop top. Oh, crop top. Money for bread. Yeah. See, she is, huh? I've been wearing crop tops since I was 18. Got the T-shirts. Come on now. So y'all just knew I needed blue shit, huh? Yeah. Nah, I'm American. Oh, good. Oh, man, stay here. Hello. Yeah. Hello, hello. And it's the right size. It's two. Y'all did that. Oh, shit. What we got? What's this? Oh, some more, some more leggings, I'm going to say. Yeah. What does that say? Bando. No, it doesn't. That's from you guys. That's from the guys over there. Bando. Bando. Bando. How do you think? J.O.N., you get this, right? Bando. Bando. Bando. Bando. No, I do like it. No, this is the thing. This is the thing. Hold up. This is the thing. Once you put the... This is the bag. Oh! Get it? The ass. Thank you. J.O.N. is a marketing genius. You got to add your own eight ladies. Once you put the ass in it, it's spelled Bando. Right. I like that. Right. You're really a marketing genius. We didn't want to say none, but since you pointed it out... So ladies, when you buy these leggings right here... What they doing? Bando. Hey! It spells Bando. No, I like all of them. And they all my size, too. Shout out to that. And they left you a little room to add to it. Appreciate... Appreciate this. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Man, we always work. I don't know what kind of socks you wear, but I was going to get you some 85 self socks. I wear ankle socks. Yo, okay. Well, we don't have our ankle socks in here. Okay. You can wear them inside like that when you go to sleep. What kind of socks? Your sleep socks. You sleep bath... like bath heat. Make sure you check out the 85 self socks. We're coming out with some for the fellas with the grip on the bottom so you can fuck and they'll slip out. I need some of them up. Fuck you, I'm getting no pussy. Shit. What are you doing? I'm getting no pussy. Check my living. You got to get some pussy. You family. You don't smoke or drink, ladies. You don't smoke or drink. Yeah. You know what? I'm already fucking... But he ain't gonna tell you about all that cocaine he be doing. No. I'm just playing. I wouldn't put that on. I wouldn't put that on. I wouldn't put that on. I wouldn't put that on. I wouldn't put that on. Niggas won't... Niggas always tell you what they don't do. They don't never tell you what they do. You think somebody out there that fuck with powder but don't fuck with smoking or drinking. Yes, sir. Absolutely. Damn. I'm quick to tell you. You see, the follow-up question, let us know that you got some other questions about the shit you really be into. Damn, no. So you tell me they really be doing that? Yeah. You mean that? So other drugs is an alternative to make them look out the way. I never thought about that. So you got to find a drug to keep you out of drugs? Right. You smoke? You snop out of it? No, I didn't drink a lot. I don't know. I never snotted. I don't snop. Oh, great. Now, I might tell you, I think, you know, I mean, I don't, I don't, I drink. My father won't never tell you what drug they were asking me. What drug? Hey, you know, when I was, I was. But now? But the time that I was. But the time that I was. I did that. Everybody did that. That's all we did. I was gonna bring somebody. That's all we did. That was the time everybody was doing. That was the time. I got pimped because they tried to get him on tape. Yeah, I was dead. He was on it. He got me on it. But when I was, I was. That's the old dope you with. That lame. I don't know if he's in anybody. It looked like they just took out some cigarettes. I was dead, I was dead. I saw it on the tape. This is what we do over here at 85 s and stuff, man. Thank you everybody, feel welcome to come to and talk about shit the next time. I've seen it, I've seen it. You in the city, you feel like pulling up and fucking with the guy. Absolutely, I know it. You will check with what we at. I know it, I know it. Because she must, she must success in the future. Next time I tell you better be better. See that time, because I won't let it live up. When that mess up, you'll live with that time. That's when I got on it. Look man, you know exactly what we at, 85 South Show, jazz the rapper. You see the young flag, Lewis Bell. And always remember, hold up. Look, let me with that. Hold up, let me with that. Come on, come on, fuck it. All right, fuck it. But look, next time you see Lewis Bell. Yeah. Check that nigga's liver, he don't smoke one drink. 85 South Show, we have to get it. He don't smoke. Man, I think we like take my liver. And then he looks over there. Oh, smoke up, bro. Get the bitches flat. Oh, man. Y'all think he's crazy, man.