 Uh, can I get a ride? Grab my collar? Can I get a ride? Yeah, contain me to PD. Yeah. Okay, I'll see you out there. Slacks. Oh, wait. Damn. Howdy, Clutus. Howdy, Slacks. Hey, Art, can we, like, pray to God or something? I've been praying. I prayed to a God. He told me that the liveries and the carcass should be all sorted here pretty soon on. Okay, good. Storm? Oh, really? Okay. Can we pray to have our shit not fall apart with half a, not even half, like a quarter of a shift? My scout was just at a hundred percent and I'm not even joking. I went on, like, two and a half calls and it's at 95. I mean, it's just like, hello? Like, who the hell? I mean, come on now. It's not terrible. No, that's horrible. Because you got to get a one across when it's a down. So, basically, after five calls, I have to get a one across. Five calls equals a one across repair, which is... Yeah, but didn't you, Bravo? What are you doing? How fast are you going? It doesn't matter. None of that shit matters. It's only mileage. So, it doesn't matter if you beat up your car, crash into a wall, you go flying. None of it matters. Really? It's all mileage. I see. Okay, so you're saying that the, what is the scout and the Taurus, right? What else? Scout, Taurus, VSTL, anything above the CVPI. Not only does it take more to repair it, but it also degrades way the hell faster. Interesting. Okay. Do you want any? On me. Sure. I'll have two of them. Two full racks of shit, whatever it is. Full racks? Hold on a second. Is that like everything on the burger? Yeah, just the whole shebang. Got you. Who's paying? I'm paying. Are you beat up? I got shot. You got a full slice. I wish, I wish you were there. I pull up, we're investigating a 32, me and Lenny, and Declan, Declan had a head pop, I approach the vehicle and they say, hey, what are you doing down here? I said, first of all, I'm the police. I ask the questions. What are you doing down here? And then they said, motherfucker, what are you doing down here? What are you all looking for? I said, I'm looking for a gun. Have you seen one? Good morning. And then bang, everything kind of blacks out and I get shot. Oh, no shit. Listen, 100% about it. Me, you, and like a couple, that would be fucking hilarious. I'm not going to lie. I pull out with my civilian firearm, pull up, be like, no, no, no, you can't do that on a ride alone. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we'd be like, we'd be like a, Starsky and Hutch. No, but we can't do that on a ride alone. You'd be like, I'd be Hutch. No, but you can't, no, you ain't allowed to do that on a ride alone. You have to sit in the car. What do you mean I can't? What do you mean? Why not? A ride alone don't make you a police officer. Are you sure? Yeah, unfortunately. I mean, shit, I would love that shit, but unfortunately, it ain't how it works. Come on, you know I'm a good shot? Sure. I'm going to drive with him. No. Okay. You won't believe a shit I was working on before everything went down. Really? I got a tape. I'm working this investigation about a warehouse. The BBMC that we suspect is used as a money laundering service for other criminals. The problem was I was working the case and then guess who blew my cover? Who? Bobby fucking Charles. Oh, cool. I was on my GPS and he came to me when I was on top of one of the rooftops watching the place. I'm telling you, I'm telling you disaster. Anytime Bobby Charles is involved in anything is an absolute disaster. You know shit is about to hit the fence and scare us for it. That's just my approach every single time. Because if you don't get ready, you're going to get buried. Those guys just don't stay on the stop. How often does that happen? Ah, like you're infertile, sir, it's just making me scared right now. Now I got me an edge. I'm going to shoot for my gun. I don't blame you. You're going to shoot first or you're going to get in trouble. No, Clutus. I want you to be the sheriff or lasso. That's what I want you to do. Well, shit. We got to get the ball rolling. I talked to the mayor. I'm surprised. Let me just happen so far. Yeah, it's because I don't know. Because I'm bored of shit. I'm telling you slacks. I don't know what I'm supposed to do here. Push this. Yeah, I don't know what I'm supposed to do either. I mean, I've been told one to two weeks for two months. So I'm just like, I don't know. I'll be honest with you slacks. I went to California and when I got my flight back, I said, hell, it's a hell of a lot cheaper to go back home than it is to come to Los Angeles. I'll tell you that much. I believe you. I was real damn close. Well, listen, I'm glad you came back. Your delight. We'd love to have you around, Clutus. Yeah. Like I said, I want to make sure lasso happens. I mean, they tell you what the BBMC is going to do. They said, though, if we send them up to Bobby Charles or Carmine, they'll leave prison and shoot cops because we're the reason we put them in there. We're about to put them. I'm going to be the reason they put their head in the grave. Let's go. Let's go. Here's what they don't realize is if we all play that game, it ain't going to be fun for them. You're slacks. You flag it on a document. No, no, no, no. I don't. I genuinely have no money. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Let me see if I can beat this thing. All right. All right. Yeah. I'm not feeling. I'm not feeling. Are you OK? Did they hurt you? I'm good. I'm good. Haven't been hurt. Hey, someone else has been tertiary. Oh, OK. OK, OK, OK. Let's get to the hospital. Hold me, Cleetus. Hold me. You OK? Yeah. Northbound movie star way. Right. There was a sinkhole in front of the courthouse. We fell into the sewers. Oh, Lord. OK. Southbound. Southbound, Norsen. Someone climbed up and put us here. OK. He's on the coast in the hospital. All right. OK. Northbound, Madaway Thunder. Yeah, we're going to put you in the car. Cleetus. The hell? What'd you cover? What the hell? What the hell? There's all kind of disaster going on right now. You know how we talked about that proposition you want to propose? Which one? ERP one. Yeah, I'm trying to send everybody to jail. Yeah, I feel like you're getting a little too close to that. No, I'm trying to get rid of it. I'm trying to... Excessive romantic portrayal should be illegal. Oh. Interesting. Yes, death penalty. Yeah, they fell in a sinkhole. So I just need a quick look at them. Yeah, we were in the stores. We gotta head back out. They're all saying, yeah, I'll be right back. Get ready. I'm right. I'm right. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. I'm telling you I'm gonna Jump out of the vehicle to roam us box out like spider-man. I'm doing damn good. Okay, please I would love to do that. What for a day where it's worth it. I have a great vehicle here to pick up one of the suspects It's probably around traffic or up. I'm gonna Get back over there Sentience right here. What do you know the trick? Oh, no, you're good. You're good. Just keep going keep going Spikes out spikes out like that. Oh, he spiked me cordwood hold on hold on. Hold on. I got the vehicle back mobile We said he was trapped. I was the only way to get out. Okay He's about it is it's currently I'm getting bored. I'm gonna start doing some demon shit I'm talking jump out of the car Emotion King Southbound Elgin left eastbound Adam's apple I'm sending this motherfucker. Yeah, do it. Do it. We're doubled up by the way Who's that? I'm gonna stay on the woman get them in Primaries the driver. She's in me target. Yeah, she's in me target right now getting in a blue Mustang blue Mustang Shit Right rear rear tire spiked on it my leg broke though. Hello Female is a lower priority. She's she's only felony obstruction copy. I'll come through them keep on you got him You got him. You got him With one suspect From Hawks and by Resisted fleeing clear for taser Deployed suspects taste and by Here, let me yeah, yeah, let me let me let me get keys so I can You're gonna get taste it's gonna happen I miss well Go for this one's for same bass you son of a bitch Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry Hello, ma'am Needed I have no idea that's fine. That's a one five two. She's not one you're fine. It's looking pretty sure. Yeah, sure Yeah Appreciate it. You need to go. Oh Hail if we can go to living up my 95 Yeah, can take me to PD. Yeah It's going on All right, do me a favor both you hands up. Okay, I got Fatty put your phone your gun your armor and radio in the glove box. Okay, I You know, I'm just gonna tell you just shoot me What do you mean? Just just shoot me just do it bitch I was just trying to give you a ride. I'm sorry. Okay. I am What's your sport? No, I'm no I did not I did not your armor a gun Okay, you want this armor? Yeah, and you sure What do you mean you should my short because this armor is like super illegal to have but apparently there's other armor That's not super illegal. Hey, wait, what other armor apparently that this is PD armor. No, no, no, I'm not wait What are you still much it? Hey, could you buy armor at the gun store drive drive the car by the way? Oh god, you had me want me to have my hands up. You put your hands on you drive Okay, make a left up here. Can I keep my same Gordon? Yeah, all right. Okay, but you're caught in there, too Okay, all right stop the car big boy get out. Okay, ma'am. You drive right away drive drive drive drive drive Have whatever I have my radio Gordon what happened? Oh no, somebody hop in the back of a car Somebody was giving me a ride somebody hop in the back of a car and then they don't want to put my shit in the glove box Told me get out of the car and then drove off that you put everything in there. Oh, yeah, but they sound like Sound like criminal. All right. Yeah. I mean, yeah, it is where it is. Yeah, at least you get hurt Yeah, I mean it and he let me keep me keep my same cord was an ass. So I gotta go back up the captain. All right Hey, howdy. Hi. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, my gun No, no, not at all. I am a county clerk at the city hall. No, but like isn't your car Let me check. Did they not take it? Probably not. I mean that she's expensive. I see. Oh, yeah What the fuck? Why would they leave it here? Okay? I'm at the city hall. Do you want me to bring it somewhere? I bet can you can you actually come to MRPD? Yeah, that's fine I think it's just one of the armor they take the radio so that we don't call it in they take the phone So we don't call anybody they take the gun to disarm and then Yeah, it's the only thing he wanted was a chest armor apparently I told him that she was super illegal, too So it is all right. Sorry about that. It is where it is. It's all good