 this one a homicide about to make you a martyr your own father will get to watch you die buddy right looked inside a coffin side box supplied by the informed opinion of a lot of guys watching I'm proper nice what's in my DNA boy that's something sharp in my genes like a pocket knife I'm sure it's about number two number do whatever I can't remember this is Spanish we're back off the weekend shots my team shots of the Americans and English heads in the building let's get into this MC on my right-hand side was last one don't flop fucking years ago from the USA my man XQZ make some noise I'd weapon UK my man crafty make some noise let's go number to the APW night number one whenever you want to go but let's go all right let's set the scene real quick I said I was writing this in my London flat overlooking the dark road in the slums the opening credit star road cigar smoke in my lungs traveling style every James Bond car rolled in a wine my wife walked in you know this walking tour of Hyde Park quarter looks fun oh let me guess the events tomorrow when you don't have your bars already done true story it's kind of a bizarre opener last time I was here I had some bars about football and big bands and recycled don't flopping local references but I learned my lesson since then because against a great writer you can't use played-out jokes that have already been said so yo the D in crafty stands set up this ginger versus Jewett this rap battle event just to watch Billy kitchen get backhanded again red dead model three drawn infinite ammo cheat song killer where he responds before he gets the chance to respond it's Chicago to London doing work from the shard of the bee in Alfred Hitchcock I'm stopping through to leave on mark on the scene and I am playing with him he's I'm just out here trying to guard the machine for vintage gamers mischief makers he shook face in these rounds but just be glad you've got a star in the ring this the wrong combination so you know it's unsafe he tried to close the floodgates with a roll of duct tape your whole game slow but fuck it's a global update set to me wrongs are trying to open up the golden gun case I'm locked in Jimmy Page brought a little game for the British stage all came to the engine room to see me aircraft time to disengage we on different planes even bitching they've been giving him some bigger names now everyone online boarded this bitch craft like a Pinterest page it's a craft is back metaphorical acrobat he's one of those he's one of those brilliant writers that always does that whole psychiatric act where he analyzes and exposes all your character flaws it's fucking action packed I can't wait to hear how I'm apathetic towards battle rap and have him ask for a passion to poke some sexist bar I said like six years ago and tell my wife she shouldn't stand for that like yeah my marriage was going great until that match with craft and that was that and my wife will be like good thing I listen to that ginger dick head in the back we're taking yo they said it's a bw time to give you the international vet you need I said dope you got from me then Rex QP they said not so no cost champion excuse me I said oh sit hold on a sec who's he she went big tea water the students lack respect your bars are the sickest then excuse you were tinning what a stewards are for his ticket you don't understand my rapper man my name's excuse it like I already told you but from the wristband to get into the venue see oh could you tell me today part of the events crew please it was like yeah I'm sorry but I've never met you yeah right isn't that one of those techs group leagues but all the hype for battles happens on Facebook and some dead news feed and all the shots that are fired get sent through memes bunch of nerds who can't spit a bar unless they're friends proof read of what matching Star Wars covers on their bedroom sheets excuse me picking that son gone wrong out of a test tube see what's a weird exotic zoo bird it's been let loosely I don't know what it's about you open the window and fucking set you fucking fucking excuse me it's just a random sequence what's it meant to me like holding yourself ten two three or fucking random sequence what's it meant to me it's like holding yourself ten two three or fucking red blue green they already know it's outright yo I'm just pissed cuz from the announced flyer you're the reason I wasn't announced higher you're the reason I'm bottom of this card cuz you're an outsider whereas my name ringing bells from the announcement like a town crier see the killer see the killer spree I've been on murderous still people want to act like I don't deserve a push and now I'm bottom of the card cuz no it's hard of him you're pushing craft down in the fire like turbulent see that they said it go they said a matchless on good writing my styles passion yours is for me leg it's mathematics the best they told me he's a challenging fret you could rap with the vet so I watch his battles expecting an algebra test bus struggle because I couldn't find any value in X I don't care how well these pen and rounds how good is writing is when he edits down I don't care these switches approach from me because when you've got a generic sound X changing uses value like the Brexit pounds you be in a good right you be in a good right ain't all about that multi-syllabic shit because I can do what you do while still composing a narrative punches a quit with flow schemes and astronauts who just spit your boss speaking slowly I'm rapping it I don't care if he's holding a championship that boat he's been captaining like Ibra and Liga and your whole leagues embarrassing I'll beat you with that I'll beat you with that pro-green assassin shit no needs for angling because judging from his nose he's a coke fiend in mavericks you know where the way I compose pros and flow dope you won't leave me panicking because xqz from that no meaning acronym I know he don't stand for shit settle down make a lot of songs about being depressed and really hate to say it buddy it's just like drinking honey I respect the balls it takes to be open about it but I'm still gonna try to make it funny I mean okay I'm not making light of the issue I'm just making fun of this dude posh battle rap obsessed poet from Bristol or what advice could your therapist actually give you like Dan Daniel this whole little battle rap side hobby don't get me wrong it's important but is it normal to consider quitting after every shit performance isn't normal to look at training days events like it's Christmas morning isn't normal to need a trigger warning every time you hit the forums just ignored it go hard inside the getting dolphins look look every time look every time you put some that could totally fuck that look if you got who I guilt I got dark humor sharp shoe to harpoon your twisted neck like the guitar tuned around locked in perfect score 10th frame fresh lane shot legend red range MJ on a revenge play Kyle Hendricks final in it and they'll see yes came on that good except not on that bar consumer in the last year and a sprite in position that I'm in I've literally had visions of dying are saying we need a minute of silence rest in peace ex-QZ cause of death crafty's intricate rhyme it's like beneath this posh exterior there's some peace in him that's vicious and violent like a herds with Christian the lion living inside and there's a difference I'll go into any room doesn't matter fuck it man this is brutal I saw go in any room like fuck a civil environment I'm here to wrap my league for anyone that lives in this island you've only battled in Britain because you could only win if it's biased it was different meanings when they say we battled with our city behind us that's real shit see I'm the last dude that could bash you about delivery and personality but your nervous energy makes it impossible for your verse to threaten me because I know I'm a weird dude but when I'm in this ring it still makes perfect sense to me you just speed for your bars and fade to the back because you know that's what you're meant to be you don't even like battling that much you just think you have to out of pure necessity because shufflo and harry baker cuz so if you fail it kind of hurts your legacy I mean you've been done with five battles and act like this rings been putting you through the gauntlet you would have gotten the top tier opponent if that's what the fans truly had wanted I mean why spend all this time sculpting these quadruple and tundra so if it'll ruin your day if someone's being rude in the comments if you can't handle a couple fans being rudely honest why battle rap there's plenty other musicals round us if he wasn't so obsessed with telling people he's an artist you would quit through copying this popular wordplay style and saying his bars a little quick he started to carve a different niche and reach the target market of more new jack little narcissistic kids think he's dope because he makes battle rap look harder than it is yo the most typical nerdy American ever made you're gonna swagger the guy who owns 50 sports jerseys but never played you got that cub scout swag even though you're 28 spends his weekends with kids in seventh grade ten and lemonade I bet you bought a top for the Chicago Bulls and didn't even know it's a basketball snort of a beast challenger that performing in these kind of you just look like a cross between the Lord of the Rings fan and the Lord of the Rings character you're named Steve Enet you can't PG stepping those deep v-neck matter be fair have all the MCs do gumbars when he drop flows in London he's the only one ever got the long nose through customs no rounds and no coast no jokes I don't care if it's a chief angle he's someone that could be regardless what unless it's a game if you can fucking sneeze the fire but I got ginger hair so you can say we're both an easy target but there's a difference if I played hoopla with your face you'd literally be an easy target right she proud of that shit man I'm proud of my hair see facial features they come from your ancestry his nose size and excessive snot two things that tend to run in this family I don't know how I've got to such an overgrown size but you know it's peak when your chrome is on types for the Pinocchio like I'm gonna take the scene out of Chicago like home alone fire this is how I end pray we cross and it's a body like the Holy Ghost sign but you know when I realize he's a beggy twice more when you battle real deal pay for his travel and hotel and he didn't even try for it so the match was stale plus you made 4k view so the price of the match to scale see paying for an opponent who makes no effort that's a massive fail but I want a good opponent I'm out holler up Briggs my fucking national rail but those expenses are that Madrid's when they signed a man from Wales because that real deal price you out like Gareth Bale's transfer sales he title holder and I've seen your opponents and I think where's a talent the fight will this clown couldn't see top tears without having to buy still see we're leagues apart some man the gap careful where you step when you're balanced on high heels don't claim more wins in me when you ain't faced a battle as mine field see no cost champion man sometimes when you're top of the league and think your crews in your stifled no matter how much you achieve one wrong movement is vital think Gerardo Anfield the doubtful comes from the captain who they viewed as an idol because when Steve slips up in front of the bar he'll be losing his title see it doesn't raise your profile it doesn't raise your profile or raise your feet so that chain we see is just slavery came from Chicago to get a change of scene losing his reign to me and I'm thinking of I'm thinking of murderers what they want to make of me because I take home scouts not titles so it's plain to see I'll be framing Steve like he's Avery oh it's it's the crazy part is he's he's still got hand gestures left six hours on a flight for this for this tweaked out ginger I would have never guessed when I get home I think I'll just tell my friends I battled red and meth don't I see you don't I see you with every music festival doing edibles acting like dirtbag done then on shrooms like dude I'm in a new dimension bro I've read enough Facebook articles to prove it's medical see PHC is healing properties of wheat smoke actually improves your breath control it actually improves your breath control and how did I seriously forget the next part of that going well proves your breath control and that's some shit the greedy pharmaceutical corporations don't want you to ever know if it was up to me no one this retention would exist see I've watched enough battles to catch this little tricks to make all that workplace seem more clever than it is now we all know he likes to throw gestures in the mix and such it like he's having an epileptic fit he's not sure whether it'll hit but he wants you all to know he's going overheads with what he spits we speeds up at the end of the bar and jumps into the next one really quick on it bitchin about I should have got a bigger opponent we should have done this shit in Leeds your last badly rhymed Owen Hart Tony Starks Noah's Ark Rosa Parks so I disagree let me sit this tea I mean he's so competitive oversensitive because no one checks for him so we'll distal e like the battlers used to ruin each other's life now they get drunk and have fun and it sickens me that's why I don't rock with you bar heads as you call them such as mad weird to me like hip hop happy fun I slap people that are wack lyrically but I guess you wanted a top tier opponent and got mashed here with me so no wonder you're sick of don't flop not taking the craft seriously I mean I don't get a crap so bitter at rapping we haven't even been in it that long but still bitch about how you missed the past reminiscing back listening to Vinny past songs I mean I agree this new I think this new mumble rap it's fucking trash but don't get the facts wrong because you're probably part of the reason whisper rap didn't catch on how's the student battling for like a year and already lives in the past every time every time you eat member berries they talk about your live winter match this kid is trash when I found out you were battling Marlon Shuffle I thought this is gonna be some classic shit when I realized he was literally look like fantastic had a kid crack deep don't flap ten punch lines of the month honorable mention maybe you can convince Krueger to do a top 27 I mean all the comments I read just talk about how solid his pen is I mean he even gave one of his opponent fatherhood lessons I almost expected that whole politics segment that you were ready to drop any second about how you cleverly blame me the Donald Trump won the election because it'd be so relevant to talk about that government you're out of the obsessed with but it'd be totally corny and predictable to talk about Brexit right except you did that so that one failed as well it's like it's like the only soul always says once you run out of personals and mythological weapons no penguins complete without a topical reference and I know that was an awful impression I mean there's some shit going on in America and I don't know if y'all saw the news so crafty made a song about it because he wants you all to know he has knowledge too I mean you want to show your thoughtful your conscious I get it I'm not saying that's wrong to do but you probably would have helped if any of the concepts you brought up in that song we're new talking about the two-party system creates an illusion of choice and for picking your options through and when America heard that they were like this is impossible are you an MI6 did you in Snowden bug every member of Congress rooms you're dropping truth bombs like Sonic boom in other news I heard Putin might not be an awesome dude some of the vital stuff might not be true the guy is fucking solid blue Napoleon lost the water losing cars produced toxic fumes and lead paint is not a food although after watching you it might be worth trying to drop her to Trump supporters Clinton supporters going crazy the systems flawed I want to see it all improve but being preachy when my country is drunk and angry might want to watch you you're talking to because there we still got redneck Trump supporters that just want to watch the conflict brew and if practice Hillary even the hipsters would bottle you I'm saying and I've been getting a lot of views you can act like this is a step down because I have been on King of the Dodd it's cool but I'm one of the biggest on your resume now so as we're finishing off this dual Hamilton and Burr after this you'll learn who's really given the shot to who that's yo fair play predictors on my shit and what he said it's hard I'm gonna fuck you're getting a bunch of Trump and Brexit bars first up just because you got years in this game don't think your levels are like man see there's a difference between battle vets and someone who is there at the right time because you've never done King of the Dodd and never did grand time so you can't be a goat being deadpan they're saying that golden age pros the mold of Plato they hide from vets it's right when you pressed away these pros escaped goats but now he's finally left the city you'll see this fool stopped in the capital ain't no lowercase pros when I sent him packing zip top that's when you know it's case closed you can't get to the frontier without crossing borders facing lower grade falls to tell me how from the back theory is supposed to break more they said he's never bowed you could have bowed in the bunker but instead he chose to stay home Kenzie's champions league but can't rule with no way goes to that style to that styling original you're just stealing forms finding voices from the past like we do boards I don't care what expensive it's the cheapest talk but expensive that's why he's on that biting pen tip like he's deep in thought but but the way you get double use is criminal so I'm the police and force and you women ain't illegal cause like eating pork into real law but hold on hold up let me change the subject to question I don't care it's predictable I want to ask your country a question and bear in mind this is coming from brexit how the fuck did you can't let Trump get elected I'm not surprised but I'm more surprised you managed to get on the transport without spitting on a ripping your American passport at least when you get into our shores the left is a stark course of some puppets reluctant to edit the past laws customers exposed your backs and the members of large frauds said it's a large straw so now you get what you asked for when instead you blame your problems on terrorist hardcore that and like ISIS was a breath in your past course and your nuclear weapons have a fatical dark wars and you bombed your own buildings and said it's a dance course and got blaring bolted in 9-11 to our cause the walls terror threat came when you left on a rock taunt now you've elected in some supremacist dark lord who cosigns a cult girls being molested on dance floors and what's all non-white people kept from a large wall exposed and how on these attitudes have been kept in the dark for fuck Trump I hope your country gets taken over by a Mexican task force you want to put his face on the coin on its head on the dart board man I hate your country and the way those shitty Americanisms keep affecting Britain to the point is UK pricks talking about the text they're gripping and now it's all about depth of Vulcan time not depth of wisdom but pink vinyls if a classic gets put on deck on spin and see is it really about are people really that obsessed with image or want to see the best with written see I don't care who you're feeding him and all gentle grill and thinking aggressive spitting is the best to fit it but it's really about what you look like when you're wearing how big your chain is and I don't give a fuck where you've got your necklace fitted if you really want to get through to so we're gonna see a possession killer like an exorcism so I'll be back so fuck him man I'll be back when it's the top opponent because I'm not about this path when if you don't look or sound a certain way you're not allowed to pass and if I'm gone and all their penning is aggression when they're jotting down the bars you can remember to tell them that they forgot about the craft