 Enjoy your car salad. I'm not making a car salad rags Well, I think it's gonna show quite frankly. Hey, okay I won't pick up a car salad if in some alternate reality. I make a car salad I'll make sure to send you a picture of the car salad. Enjoy your vacation to Hawaii How are you? Okay, how I not even going to bother correct All right, see you guys. Bye. Bye Oh, I who We have all learned a very valuable guess what just happened to me. You just entered a discord call Well, yes, good job. I've just got your first car salad. How was it? Jay's thought about those beams So the current the person who wrote the episode that we're watching today is was just last year given the Full control of dr. Who like as a whole and I remember like sort of watching this episode a while ago when I first watched this show and I don't have great impressions. Let's say that so I guess we don't need any any context at all It's the second episode of a series. You'll basically get it Everything is gonna is pretty well established pretty early on I Be like get the fuck out of here You can catch up to it right with our legs. He said is that a plate on fire to look to the black really Second title sequence. I really like how their car has like little fleshy LEDs on it. Oh God Look at all that tech they have gotta remember this came out in like 2006 and I would ever like seen a keyboard before She's she's the new recruit and you imagine that the military beat us to this I just walk right in just walk right in guys Blue fleshy lights on their car Or now they ask She's no little girl from where I'm standing all the right curves and all the right places Don't verify her check a badge get her ID. So let's see what we came for right. Oh, it's gonna be the on fire plane Yeah, you guys know this is safe. It's gonna be a mommy sweet cheeks I'm gonna grow up to be green goblin one day Funny, how did she miss so monumentally? How much force was behind that fro anyway, how to trade the meat. Yeah, it was really safe. Oh, now you brought the masks So the impact of the meat you're hitting the earth But you do a nail at it you've released fucking gargolash It's like wolf said it had one HP left. Yep the creepy gilgalesh demon is gonna possess. Oh my god Oh, you've seen this before them. I wish you weren't that call me back That's how I'd react to that. You don't need a boyfriend. You need met them better me This is an ad for that I Just accept it at this point Man every man in Wales is a big man. Wow and every girl in Wales is a skank I'm gonna go to Wales. It's gonna be like a sex demon thing. What's there? What's the age rating for the show? Oh, it's a scene that's a little bit context. They wanted to show that the show was grown up With this episode that was sort of their mission statement with it It's been 12 seconds Oh my god As the resident sex expert that's not how it works first off and no guy has ever This is why I wanted you to watch this Didn't know I needed that No, it can stop we reached the peak. It's fine. We did it because gas never did anyone in your That a holocaust reference Wow, he literally looks like Willem. Oh, I know. Yeah, he's always got he looks really old for his age phone in the 999 Circumstances sound a little unusual Experts like he had sex and he came so fast Because if you don't then you're gonna the friction of your penis is gonna set you on fire and you'll Combine the there must be a little bit of ash still inside her right? Yeah, that's our asshole coming Yeah, sorry No, I know what happened around here when How many times are they gonna show it? We don't even know a name We'll need a body from the cryo chamber close match of the dead guy's appearance disfigure the face dump It's someplace remote make it look like a suicide attempt. They just fake people's deaths randomly. I mean if it was caused by aliens Yeah, you want to tell us family he died screwing an alien She's new though. I think they'd need only the elite for the group rather than randies they pick up carrot Your name carrot Carrots, honestly, yes I was Is that english? They call it that in whale. I don't believe You want to like What are you doing? What does she do? What does gwen here do? She's new. She's a perspective character for the audience No, but what does she do if I remember right the explanation is literally just like she found their base So they're like, okay, we can kill you or hire you. How do you switch off from all this stuff? That's all you can call in happy relationships Ha ha ha she's sad Because she they prized him at Coming early. He seriously lasted like 20 seconds like come on pretty impressive for whale that that is legit I don't know if I could do that if I can you reformat the image recognition software to trace her journey back to what? Reformat the image recognition software. All right. I guess that's something she could just do casually Oh, no, she's pregnant. Oh, oh no. I knew this would happen. I need to have sex again I must satisfy my incorrigible sexual appetite. I think she might just have the horn No, you'll vaporize. No I have a revolver. I have a pistol He's got an old wembley. He's the one's the whatever these people are pissed in on Well, I love that ghost What's that? Oh Oh, the thing on this wrist is his time machine Oh, that is what it's doing time with that that bracelet Time so why don't they go back 20 seconds and be like, oh, yeah, she's gonna try to run you can't change events You're a part of okay See what these holes are for people's penises so you can Top ones are for rags. The bottom ones are for the normal That's a dirty window. I've never been in trouble. Did someone master made up to Who did you keep in here before she's like, I can't talk about that An alien life form known as master bat or us Don't use a black light. Who said anything about enslaving? Well, that's what you lot do racism Racism you've traveled here to feed off orgasmic energy. You're the writer knows this stuff He's you can't fucking space Oh, wow, don't go in Fuck's sake. She's gonna kill her. You should be more concerned. Yeah, you know, maybe wait. She's into it No, no, no, you you saw what happened to the last guy. He died. Um, no, you watch no, no, you know, her life is in danger You should go and help her. No No, no, no, no just watching it really no her life. She's going to die. You need to help her You're literally smiling She's more on board with it than the alien is You're the one who came at me. Why does it have to be a man? You're the one who started it with her Gwen forced herself on her after she said no, she was like, no, I reject that. No I can't believe that they left her Interrogate an alien and she nearly had sex with her and they're just like, oh, okay. Well, just please try to contain yourself Just another day in work. By the way, honey, I just cheated on you You don't want to put your Whoa, uh, oh, there's hot any you stick your dick through that hole again. I'll bite it off I think that's another so oh, okay That makes things a little for a second there. I was like he transformed to transform into the dick monster Can't wait to see you take down a particular That girl's body. He's been overrun by I don't know what and you think it's a joke Everyone in this is a bad person You try to have sex with it, you try to fuck it Oh, how has Gwen still work here? You tried to fuck the alien prisoner. You assaulted your co-worker You saw something big in the cia. I want the prawn cracker now She just took a bite of that but there's no bite No, no the mice back. You know what goes good with Chinese food tears of the oppressed We've been taking samples of the air in the cell So we can analyze any changes in the environment around her The cell has holes in it. The cell has holes in the door. If you've lost what it means to be human Um, what? How have you arrived at this conclusion? He's doing his job He's noted for less than that Wow, she learns he's gay and now she's saying he doesn't know what it's like to be human That's kind of fucked up swimming badges from when she was six Okay You were just bitching about invasion of privacy. Have I got something on my face? No incompetence Please Other readings from last hour. Why is the graph moving? That would be so Difficult to read because the data is constantly changing and the graph's constantly seeding Epic action scene I think so I don't know what the fuck is going on just grab her You're you're way stronger and larger than she is just grab her Put it down. That's worthless to anyone but me Why would you say that? That's not even true. That's why didn't you just grab the hand that's a really valuable hand, isn't it? That's a fucking alien hand. There is no way that's not valuable to other people. Now give me the jar Why is he caressing the hands? He's like, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's like livery What the fuck is going on? This is the worth television show I've ever seen We are the government's top agents Oh, he has he has another completely identical jar. What was the worry? Why is it bubbling? An unarmed small girl escapes what should be a maximum security government So you like you think when is the useless one, but they're actually all completely useless How did they all get hired jack is the useless one with a gun? Yeah, he can't be killed. He can't be killed. Well, that sounds useful Oh Jesus I'll come around and shag you What does he have any of the dialogue can't I have a joke with my teammates anywhere? There's eager men Yeah, yeah, that would be earth What the hell are you doing here? I'll slush in cells. You look a bit white. Let's see you. Oh god, we're too late She went for the ex-boyfriend lucky. She's young work your way through my back catalog We'll be here till the sun explodes. So where's she gonna go? Murder a lot before that thing destroys her body Fucking life Why did they think that was a good idea? What are those monitors behind their faces? They're like screen savers So in the event of a crash your head Maybe just nanotech in it and just save your life I legitimately believe that that is It's from samples and not the same thing as orgasms the energy it's not Sorry Wow, okay So come here often What's this for Need a diagram shooting people. I've never used a gun. You're in the police. It's britain. They don't use guns Also, why are they giving it the gun if she's devatrate to use it? That seems dangerous. Yeah Don't tell her like safety Don't tell her what the controls are just here this shoots people if you pull that you put it Point at people you you can handle this right get the gun off it We're just pointing the gun at him Why did he smile at the dust? You literally need to shoot her. I've got a surplus of a life. I'm giving it away You really want to feel something What the fuck is that? That's how that works I think he's saving the day by being sexy. Why is she glowing? What is this music? She's killed like a dozen people Imagine the buzz you get from the rest Eve karis Take my body as host just let her live I'm stronger than she is Do you know that how he's determined this? No, you're gonna turn into a murderer like she said she's responsible for this Why? Yeah, that doesn't mean she's through the nail Therefore it's her fault this happened. Fuck it. Just let anything happen. Leave her Who the hell just goes no They look so like unfazed by this. Okay. This is happening. I guess You see that was a set up and payoff because they showed that earlier and that's how writing works. Oh, it's amazing show Yeah, what's the plan? What do they do now? It's in a bubble for a while Oh, it looks like it's fading. Oh, it's turning itself into them. How did we know that any of this worked this way? Oh Oh Wait, what why what are we love each other now? What do you think this episode is a metaphor for? Sometimes there's more to life than sex, you know, like a dozen people died, right? She was possessed by go home green Cooper Be lasagna your boyfriend Be normal Oh, your lips they taste like lasagna. My favorite So the moral is go home eat lasagna You guys want to watch the next one this looks really good That was a thing the script editor there was a script editor I don't know that we can trust that so uh What you guys think a torch would I loved it. I never want to see it again in my life a chance in hell It's really sad because season three is genuinely really good. It was 100 a different writing team It really was you must have been Like the quality changes so drastically that it is a different writing team season three