 What's up everybody? I'm back here with another Illumilani video. So today we're gonna be playing part 8 of Alice, like I said we were gonna do. But before we get into that, I have to address the last video that I made. Or the second to last video actually, cause technically last one was my con video. Oh my god, you guys. Um, so actually I hit the 500 subscriber mark after I put out that video. Never expected that in a million years. I expected to be performing for an audience of like two people for the rest of my life. So first and foremost, thank you guys so much for coming to that video. I'm glad you guys liked it. I had a lot of people in the last video talking about how I should make more video essays, especially ones about the new girls in Chainsaw Man, which I have been catching up to by the way. I'm almost there. I'm almost- I'm almost there. And it's been getting like a lot of attention and a lot of praise, frankly that I wasn't really prepared for. Um, so I do just want to say this. I'm going to keep making video essays. I do quite frankly have a lot of opinions and told I'm a very opinionated person. But I don't think everybody's gonna like all of the opinions that I have. Um, so this is all kind of just to say I'm gonna keep making video essays. I'm really happy you guys liked the last one. I'm so glad you guys had some very interesting takes and points in the comment section as well. A lot of you guys were saying some very interesting things that kind of made me think even in the comment section too. Just, I'm a bitch who can't handle expectations, okay? And you guys all really like that one. And I don't want you guys to hate the next one I put out. So just don't keep your expectations low for me, please. It makes this a whole lot easier to do any more video essays. But anyways, thank you guys all for coming to the channel. Thank you guys for subscribing. We hit the 500 mark, so I'm gonna be making a 500 subscriber video soon. And I do really appreciate everybody's thoughts in the comment section. Thank you guys so much for like all the praise too. Like I wasn't ready for any of that. I really appreciate it. Um, so yeah, uh, and then another commenter before had asked me to continue playing Alice Reddister Turns, which I do intend on finishing by the way. Um, I want to make more video essays, but I also really want to finish this game because it was kind of a promise to myself. And also I really liked this game. So yeah, I mean, I guess with all of that said, we're on part eight of Alice. We're gonna be finishing up the Oriental Grove this level. So let's just get into it. Let's just go. Sorry, this has all been a lot for me. This is like, this is more than I, oh my God. Oh, I'm gonna focus on playing Alice today, my little relaxing game. That's what we're doing today. I'm having a relaxing day playing Alice, or I would be if it didn't just glitch again. New drinking game. Go through all of my videos like a marathon and every single time it crashes, take a shot. But like maybe I diluted one or otherwise you're gonna get alcohol poisoning. All right, let me restart it. Fuck. Oh no, task manager's not on the right page today. Oh, I don't want to restart my computer. I had to restart my fucking computer. Okay, please load. I'm begging you, Alice. Just, ah, okay, when the music is in that fast, I know we're in for a good time. Awesome. Okay. All right. Thank you. I much appreciate you actually functioning. Ooh, we have 800, 811 teeth. Let me see what weapons I qualify for today. Okay, um, I should upgrade the teapot cannon, but I kind of don't like it. Like I don't, I don't like it, but it has been useful for me again. I think the hobby horse has been more useful though. So I think I'm gonna go ahead and go with the hobby horse. We'll get that to level three and then we'll get the warple blade, the final level, and then I'll upgrade the teapot cannon. If I remember to do that, I don't know how long it's gonna be till my next upgrade. All right, let's get going. Style level! Style level? Yes. Why don't I feel like I already played this? Did I not save my last progress from the last video? Editing me. Tell me if we already played this level. Thank you editing me. Oh god. Oh god, we're going too fast! Eugh! Eugh! Nope, I've got out. I've got this all under control. Nice. Successful slide. Can you see it from here? Ooh, it looks like a water ride. That's kind of cool. I can't wait until we get to the card level. I think that is after this. I will play this on this video if we can get to it in time, because I love that level so fucking much. Rattrophy, if you're watching this, um, anything- Oh fuck! That scared me. Yeah, anyways, Rattrophy, if you're watching this, remember when I told you that I really hated the card level? Don't bring that up. Thank you! For anybody who doesn't know, Rattrophy's a very good friend of mine. Who used to do YouTube doesn't anymore. But she says I told her the card level was not fun, which my opinion has changed. I've grown since then. What the fuck was that angle change? Okay. Am I supposed to get to that from here? No, I guess not. Okay, where do I go? Do-do-do-do. Where are we going? Oh, time bomb. Duh, okay. That's why it had the weird camera angle. That's stupid. I hate that it did that. Ooh, do I need these? Oh. Oh, oh, I just got that. Okay, the bomb almost let me down. And then I would have had to do it all over again and that would have sucked. I don't like the noises that they make. They're just so in my ear right now. Get bitched on. Yeah. Ah! These things be fucking jump scaring me now. They're not intimidating, but by God, did they just jump at you? Oh no, what now? Seriously, is it just the floaties? This is weird. What villain are you giving me the turnout telling me about? Dude, why isn't this one opening? It's just floating there. It's just standing there, menacingly. Okay, little dude go off, I guess. I'm gonna get my coins though. You stay there right there. He's actually just not opening. I've like moved around the whole map and he's just kind of looking at me. You know what? That's what I call fighting against the system. Don't perpetuate. Okay. Damn it. He's waiting for him. Ah! No! I thought we were friends. That a hero's death for betraying me. Villains death. I meant villains death. God damn it. Oh, I hate these camera angles. Oh, okay. Well, it's shown so that you'll go the right direction. That makes sense. Listen, sometimes I say things and I'm just not the smartest at analyzing why they're done. Oh, okay. Yeah, let's go do that. God, I love having an advanced adult brain. Like these things are just so much easier now that like I can think. Like my intelligence stats have actually increased IRL and that's so cool. Ooh, okay. That's kind of pretty. Why is it red? Let's go here first. Nice bottle. Whoa. That's kind of creepy. That it reminds me of the queen level. Kind of just looks like guts. Ugh, it's kind of grossing me out. You know what? My problem is not things underwater. I said that in the underwater level. My issue is not the things that are underwater. You know what my issue is? Gigantic large things. Cause like, like this, that's like massive. That's fucking scary. And then there was that one part in the ocean level that was like massive and fucking scary. The Titanic, massive, fucking scary. Have you ever been to like LA or San Francisco and then you just look up at those fucking towering buildings? My legs get shaky when I look at those bitches. The big things and it translates to large buildings. And I am kind of upset that I know that about myself now. Cheers everybody. It's cold coffee. A bridge will complete the path but this substance has blocked the way. Can you help us to remove it? Yep. I believe I've got the proper tool. At the top of the mountain you will find the entrance to the next sacred cave. Okay, this means boss fight. Ah, of course it does. As long as it's not a colossal ruin, I don't give a shit what they throw at me. Woo, woo. Just be mindful of your surroundings. Ah, fuck. That was not very mindful of me. Ah, I'm always rusty after I don't play this for a long time. There we go, there we go. Okay. You're free my friends. Why'd they walk out like that? They're widowy-widying. Can I talk to you? I wanna give you a hug. I'm a little salt shaker friends. Come here, piggy. No, run me my teeth. Thank you. The noises in this one are kind of freaking me out. It's very cool, but it's freaking me out. I hear the things blurry right here. There's so many. Do I just need to get past them and stop trying to kill them? I think I do. Okay, let's just, you know what? Let's just dodge. If we don't have to kill them, we're not killing them. No, hurry before we get shot, girl. No! Oh, you trifling motherfucker. Oh, I'm gonna die. Yep, can't play games when I'm panicking. Also, oh my God, he's punking me. Ah! Oh yeah, no, they just come back. I just gotta keep going. That's annoying. Okay, let's get out of here. Oh, they're following me. Get away! This is fan behavior right here. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. No, I want that. I want that. I want that. I want to go here. Nice! A memory. I wish it were that easy. Oh my God. Oh, they're following me. Get away! She just fucking no! No, I'm panicking. Oh, I'm gonna have to do this all again. Oh, kill yourselves, you fucking evil little man. I don't have anything creative to say to you anymore. I'm just angry. I hate it. I legit hate it. Like, I fucking, I can't kill them. And I just have to fucking try to dodge. I hate you. I hate this fucking game. Can I just, can I get rid of you for like two seconds? Oh! The price I pay for being curious and wanting to know things. Oh God. Don't look. Don't look and they can't hurt you. Don't look and they can't hurt you. You! Thank you. This guy doesn't want to say anything? Is there anything in here? No? No? Ah, this guy don't speak. Okay, goodbye. How high are we gonna go here? Oh, there's a lot of slide levels in this one. Oh, it's not a side level. Oh, it's a beautiful shot. Don't got the brain cells to think about what that means. Editing me, you're on this. Okay, there's a memory over here and a pig snout. I just saw a pig snout, where'd it go? Oh, there it is, right there. Okay, gotta get there. It's a lot of navigating. Okay, how do we get there? There's a lot of fans over there and we gotta get there. We make those, we make those, we make those. Nice. Okay, is there platforms that I could ride? Yes. Okay, thank God. Please don't move. I would really not appreciate it if you moved. Thank you. Nice, okay. The other ones were deceiving. We didn't have to ride all those. That's good. Thank God. Oh, shit. Her sister used to sneak out and she taught Alice how she snuck out. So that's how she escaped the fire. She fucking went down the tree trunk. So the sister should have been able to escape as well because she was the one that taught her that. Keep that in mind, friends. God, you know, you really don't realize how much this game gives you at the beginning. I'm so glad I'm like replaying it with the adult brain now. So I feel like I understand some more things. It's very cool. Oh, that's so pretty. Dude, that, oh, look at that. It's a bonsai tree. Well, technically a large bonsai tree, but okay, well, we're small. So it's still a bonsai tree because we're smaller than the bonsai tree. We're not getting into conundrums here. Anyways, look at how beautiful that is. It's like vase texture. That's fucking, ah, wow. Love that. I love that so much. Oh, I told him to speak and then it cut to a cutscene. God damn it. There we go. Wow, thank you so much, dude. Oh, I remember hating this level. You know what this reminds me of? The Mario, ah, shit. The Mario Brothers level where there's like flame sticks coming around and you have to like dodge them. Cool beans. I'm gonna go off, switch from the flame off. If I stand right here, will you shoot me? That was a dangerous game I played there, but it looks like we're good folks. I know, I need that memory before we can go that way. Rage of the Room and memory? Yeah, cool. Okay, well, yeah, let's do this. Hopefully this one's a time one. Time one, time one, time one, time one. Yes, absolutely. I can survive the passage of time, please. Who do you think I am? An amateur? God, I mean, they are kind of just flinging cannonballs at me. So just keep running, Lonnie. Just keep running. Oh, oh, oh, that guy almost fucking got me. It even slowed down time just a little bit before he killed me. Ooh, we live. Okay, what are we at? What are we at? One out of four? Oh, right, we're behind one. So do we have two more in this level? No comment. Yeah, that was heavy. How far is this range? Can you get me over here? Let's find out. Oh, God. Ooh. Cold black coffee is not good. Ooh, Zooey Mama. Ooh, I did not even know there was gonna be a flame there. I missed that on accident. Oh, God, he's gonna start flaming. He's gonna start flaming. Oh, that was stupid. I shouldn't have panicked. Ah, I shouldn't have panicked. This time we'll try not to panic. Look at, see, he just went off. We have time. Okay, now wait until you get to the top. You can do this. There we go. Okay, and now we just gotta get over there without flame man touching us. Okay, we can do this. Ooh, no, no, I was at the stairs. God damn it. Oh, no way. I gotta do it all again. You bullshit fucking game. I swear to God. Just gotta wait for the right time. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run. Yes. Okay, I did not wanna do that again. I think this is the last one of these. I hope it's the last one of these. I don't remember. I think there was two though. So I think this should be the last one. Oh my God, my nerves are high. Without true cause or purpose, abused and murdered their pacific victims, whom they hated for being different. The invaders corrupted the vivid world. The assaulted could not comprehend the mass's brutality. Still, they stayed on, trying to placate their oppressors and recover their past. The cruel interlopers attacked at intervals instead of killing them all at once. The wretched survivors suffered in perpetual fear. Is there a worse fate? Ah, damn. That's cringe. Are they going at different times? Oh, oh, oh, okay. Actually that was a little bit easier. Kinda bullshit how I'm not allowed to see what's in front of me until it's already hitting me. That one just barely did not miss me, thankfully. Well, that was fun. That was fun. I got to break through the, oh. Crap, train train's coming through, isn't it? God damn. Kill him. Yeah. I get fucked. Whoa. Oh, that house is on fire back there. Oh, shit. I feel like there's historical implications to this part right here based off of like what the caterpillar was saying before this. I don't know enough history to know what that is. So if they have any history buffs in the comment section, can you let me know what the fire on the house means? I'd really appreciate that. Aw. Oh, I didn't think those would do the same thing. God damn. Yay, end of the level. My favorite part of these levels is when it ends. Oh, what is that noise? I'm hoping this is the end of the level because what the fuck is that? Oh. Okay, just throw your fucking stupid thing. Come on. Oh, it's too close. Oh, it was too close. It was too close. Oh, no. Oh my God, let me out. Fucking bitch. Oh my God. Games are not for the uncoordinated and that would be me. Oh, oh, oh my God. I can't even see. What is this? Just die already. There we go. Now we can just focus on you. There we go. Die and I hate you and kill yourself. Does that get you demonetized on YouTube to tell an enemy in the game to KYS? I hope not. This guy deserves it, right? This guy deserves it. Once more, the Shadow Dragon winds along the path. Follow the Dragon Alice. Oh, I see how it goes. Makes perfect sense, really. At least now it does. All right, let's get these puzzle pieces. Three, two, one, speed run. You guys like that one? That was a little bit of movie magic. By that, I mean I sat here for 10 minutes collecting all those pieces, had a slug fight, but I just sped it up and showed you only the parts where I got the cubes. I know I'm really good, right? I think we can get this one in the first try. Look at it. See, because I realized my mistake that I made last time. So, oh, this one might be a little more complicated. Uh, oh, oh no. Now we get it like this and we get it like this. First try. Let's fucking go. Now it appears that I can continue my ascent to the peak. She's so real for that, for just saying exactly what's happening. She's just like me for real. How fucking long is this level gonna take? God damn it. I've been recording for 51 minutes. I feel like I need to finish this level before I can wrap up part eight, because I don't think I'm gonna be complete enough if I don't. So I need to finish this. I don't care how long it takes. I'll cut it into many segments if I have to. God damn it. Just to edit this video. Also, I might be getting employed soon. So, I mean, you guys know how I am when I get employed. I just like, content gets harder to make when you have a job. So I wanna at least finish this part. It's not enough that there is. Oh God. That is fucked up. What the hell? Ooh, secret room. Okay, fuck whatever that guy said right now. We gotta go to the secret room and then we'll go help him or whatever. Lovers often exchange a lock up hand to symbolize their vows. Human heart is opened by a vast assortment of keys. Can we get them out of here? Cause I'm just leaving them and they're very well healthy and alive. I don't know. That's messed up to just leave them, I feel like. Oh no. I don't wanna spoil for you what this fight is right here, but I feel like you're all gonna know. Just based off my reaction alone and my unwillingness to tell you. And my heart palpitations, even though you can't hear those. Wait, you know what? Now would be actually a good time to upgrade the teapot cannon. He is quite useful in this fight, actually. Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Fine. Come close. I can decide red riding could back work. I know my multiplication tables, two elevens, ice, ice. Really? Persuade me. To remove the obstruction, wake the frog and empty his belly. Wake that? What about its tongue and the prospect of warts? Oh, anyway, how do you know? I imagined how it was done while I was sleeping. Real intelligent right there, sir. You know what? We're not worrying about the teeth right now. We're going up and we are not looking at that. I don't want that. Oh, come on. Nice, okay. And there you go, folks. There it is. Waiting and watching and being a horrible thing. I just, I don't like it. In fact, I might even hate it. And I hate you too, dude. Okay. You know what? As my boyfriend says, things like this, you just gotta boss up. X games mode. Oh God. Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God. Oh my, oh my, oh my. Oh, he's kicking my ass. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. We need, come on. I don't know. We need, we need this up here. Oh, there we go. There we go. There we go. Yes. Okay. Nice. No, no, I wasn't looking. I wasn't looking. I wasn't looking. No, stop. Put me down. Oh no. After that, I need a moment. What is attached to me? Oh my God. No, he's going to kill me. I'm not getting any fucking XP out of this. Oh, oh, fuck these wasps. You know what? Bossing up was a mistake. I'm not going to get any hearts. I literally just, I can't get picked up by this guy. Running from his a fucking nightmare. I remember this fight being easier than this. Oh, this way, this way, this way, this way. Come on, boss up, boss up. We have to boss up, we have to boss up. He's going to start flaming. He's going to turn on flame mode. We're just going to go up here until he's done being a little baby and using flame mode. No. Look this way motherfucker. Please just die, please. I would like it if you just died. He gets so fucking fast. We're good. This is a fantastic platform to have him on. The only thing is he's tanky. Can you reach me up here? He can't, can't. He can't. He couldn't reach me up there. I was not going to survive if he could reach me up there dude. Ah, I'm stuck. He might, but let me get my flowers first. Okay. Oh my God. I'm stuck, I'm stuck. I am stuck. Nothing is working guys. Oh, God damn it. If you were doing the shot marathon challenge right now this is another one because I'm stuck. Wast is working. Nice. And the flowers are gone. Why isn't the remote working? What the hell? I'm not playing this without the remote dude. Oh great. Okay. There we go. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. I did not want to have to use was for the rest of this game. We are an hour under recording. I don't remember how close I am to the end of this level actually. We do still have two radula rooms in this level though. So I'm skeptical. Nice. Wonderful. Is this guy going to get to get out though? No. I guess he's just going to watch me leave. That's a little sad and fucked up. All right. Oh, here's the radula room. Nice. This is probably going to be a killer be killed. This is going to take a little while. Oh really? This one's kind of pretty though. I like how dark it is. I guess pretty sick. Ooh, actually I really liked the vibe to this one. It feels like a nightmare or a dream. I like the music in this too. Okay. Nice. That was a short radula room. Very beautiful. You never cease to remain. Aw. Thank you Cheshire. One more radula room then maybe? We beat the part that I was dreading though. I was really dreading that colossal ruin because I knew it was coming. And if we don't get the next radula room, that's fine. Like I said, I'm doing a final video for all that. So why is there a skull painted there? What horrors be on my comprehension lie here? Well, you're fine. You're well within my comprehension actually. So are you. Only the savage you regard the endurance of pain is the mission of the world. God, there's a lot of little guys in cages here. I feel like we should take care of that. Easy, easy. Like once we know how to get him, we got his ass. Oh, oh shit. Okay, but as long as we can keep it aimed on him, I think we're okay. Like we could definitely kill this guy as soon as we can. We know his weak point and that's enough. Now it's just up to killing you guys. And then they give us these guys, I'm tired of, I'm tired of you guys. At a certain point, you just get tired of fighting the same villains over and over and over again. Die, just die, just die, just die. I'm begging you to just die. Hope you weapon of the year, hobby horse. Love you bestie. No way. Was that just another fucking painting world I saw? God damn it. That's Aunt Booby. Does that count? I don't feel like it doesn't. It's clearly an aunt. Does that mean this aunt lady was encased? Nah, I think she's too big for that. Painting level? Yep, okay. A restless seeker on private business arrived in the misery infested land. She, despite ignorance, uncertainty, and unhappiness in her own life, was not in jaw to see them suffering. She began to fight against the savage murderers, abusers, and defilers without quite knowing why for who's sick she truly fought. Oh, now the struggle is over. Ah, how am I supposed to get past that? Can I go on above? Is that what it wants me to do? Oh, yes, it did. Cool. Ha ha, cool. Oh wow, thank you, Rock. This is hard, this is hard. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, I hate that. Really? Are you fucking kidding me? I hate this game. I hate this game. I truly do. I hate this game. Okay, okay. Please be the end. Please be the end. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. Oh wow, that is not rendered. Kind of looks like Borderlands art style, just a little. But I think we are close to the end here. Took us an hour and 16 minutes to get to this point. But in the video, it's probably closer to like maybe 20 minutes. Ooh, that's freaky. I guess that is where I started, huh? Everything in here was like kind of on the inside of this basically ant tower. And everything out here is all like red and fucked up because that's where we were before we got here. Thank you, Catherine Obvious. I can all this way to find a sim in Akron. If I had the time, I'd detail how often you prefer dealing with illusions rather than the real thing. Problems you refuse to deal with don't exist. You deny reality. That's not right. I know what's real. No, then you are now others to tell you what isn't real. Now, come inside. Cool. Very, very cool, really. There is a shattered. This wicked train has ruined nearly all I can recall. And Wonderland will perish completely as I lose my mind. So much has changed. I can't help Wonderland if I can't help myself. Much has changed, but you've got it backwards. Save Wonderland and you may save yourself. The carpenter was on to something, but he was hiding from the real. Your goal is to accept it. Where should I go then? What should I do? The queen must be served as the queen and all her guises must always be served. How can she stem this growing corruption or asses my search? What does she know that I don't? She is someone you once knew and loved. Time changes us all. Not all change is good. Remember that when you find the queen. That was quite pretty. He turned into a little butterfly in my window. Oh. Oi, you there. It's enough of that. Come and wriggle at this, Nick Ellis. Who's she this time, Fred? Holding outside the old lady, muttering about a murder in Threadneedle Street, cursing insects on the national rail road. Had to bring an end, didn't I? Ch-ch-ch-ch, I've managed to herself. Right, now it's time to develop her surely. Gee, that belonged in jail. Who threw it? Where then does she belong? Let's walk her out, Fred. Send her back to Dr. Bambi. He raised Olyell last time I kept her overnight. Oh, what happened? Same night, Jack splattered at the waist of mother's love, was nabbed, forgotten that every outsider mermaid. Yeah, I was taking Alice down, and we meet two coppers walking Jack to the cells. He's mad in the usual eye, never. Wrong bloke nonsense. When he sees Alice, that's a bitch-want-done-it-heels. She screams, yeah, miserable cur. Yeah, leech. Yeah, nag it. Living off another's labor, et cetera, et cetera. I'm admiring her line of inquiry, but suddenly she hits her head, or something, and fades. Couldn't send her home, could I? And Dr. Bambi pitched a fit. Said he'd have me jobbing me ass on a plate. Told him he could have the form, huh? Leave her there alone, make it very much. Good night, Alice. You know the way out. Wait a minute, so when was she in jail? He said it was after the Jack splatter incident. Also, I mean, he's kind of cool, actually. He was like, just copaganda. Anyways, yeah, he's kind of cool. But was that? Okay, wait, I have to piece this together lorically. After the Jack splatter incident, at the mangled mermaid, we ended up going to Wonderland. But as far as I know, we went to Wonderland after we got knocked out. Then we came back to jail, and then maybe we were driven over by our previous nanny? So confused. When was that supposed to take place? Because it was before we got in the jail this time, but we haven't been in jail the entire game. Okay, all right. That's confusing, but we're gonna keep it on going. Main takeaway is we were here before Bambi saved us. Kind of. You see the language. She said the fuck word, didn't she? Kitty. Never a good sign. All right, ooh. They really just let me out, and then I have another episode. Oh, brother. You poor thing. Oh God, can I look into these? I can't. This is fucking freaky. Oh my goodness. Man, down we go. This level is, wait, I was just in the Alice dress, why are we here? Anyways, this level is beautiful. It's so, so nice. But I have been recording for an hour and 24 minutes. We're gonna go ahead and cut it right here, and then we'll go ahead and play this level in the next episode. It really is so beautiful. Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed this part of Alice, and if you guys wanna see more, just let me know in the comment section below. Next will be part nine, and we will be playing Queensland, which is a very, it's very visually pretty, but it's also really fucked up. Anyways, hope you guys come back next time. See you guys later. Bye.