 Alright everybody, the end of day three at the 21 convention, London, the men's conference of the century. We have a special presentation. Coming to the stage now is a man that's literally laid 1,642 women, has 40 children in 20 different cities, that's right, invented space docking and the pile driver, a man who I shouldn't even be talking about really, and he's agreed to come on camera so if any of these women see him, endless child support, please welcome to the stage the lovely, the charming, the seductive Chuck Manslag. Thanks everybody. Hey, hey, hey, what's going on fellas? What the fuck am I using this for? I'm mic'd up. Professional. How you guys doing? Good. Good, good, good. So I know obviously a lot of you have come here, you've heard about the rumors, actually that's an old statistic, we're actually up to 1,800 girls now, please don't be jealous. And I look across the room and I see a lot of guys who, let's be honest, a lot of losers, a lot of guys haven't had sex, a lot of virgins, and hey look, don't be angry, I used to be just like you, okay? I didn't get laid for years, you know, I was terrible, I was needy, I didn't know what I was doing, but I got past all that. And guys I gotta say, it's not your fault, you know, it's not your fault, it's not my fault either, okay? I had to, I had to, who had a tough as a kid, honestly, who had a really fucked up childhood? Anybody? Two guys, two honest guys? Okay, check this out, okay? My dad left when I was like three, okay? My mom was fucking crazy, insane. I used to get the shit kicked out of me for any reason whatsoever. Anybody got the shit kickings in the room? Anybody a couple of, oh, more hands, awesome! All the time, if I did anything wrong, I'd get like shoes chucked at me, I'd have belts chucked at me, it was brutal, okay? I was the only kid I ever met that was actively trying to get kidnapped. I'd be like outside of my house, some dude would walk by, I'm like, hey buddy, do you want a kid? He'd be like what? I'd be like yeah, do you have a van or anything? What are you talking about? Can you offer me any candy? Get away from me! Look, just take me for a week, if you don't like me, I'll get you another kid. Fuck with me, I've got an amazing ass. Look at my, okay, too far, too far with you, anyway. I had a tough childhood, man, it was really fucked up, and it's just weird shit would happen to me, like the kids wouldn't play with me, like nobody told me you're supposed to bathe regularly, like I had the shitty, like, I'm from Toronto, right? Anybody know a shop called Byway, okay? It's like Poundline, you can get shoes for five dollars there. Those were my shoes, okay? Other kid had Nike's, okay? I had like no-name shoes, like that fucking hurt, it hurt when I ran. It was fucking shit, and like I had track pants, man. I had track pants, so I was like 16. You know how much fucking shit you get for track pants? My mom bought me, check it once, I had silver shoes. Silver shoes, you know how much shit you get when you're like nine for silver shoes? They call me, hey, space boy, hey, space cadet. Yeah, it's not funny now, it's fucking hurts when you're nine, okay, it was fucked up. Just weird shit. My stepfather, okay, I got to step that. He bought me, check, who had a dog or a cat as a kid, okay? My stepfather bought me a goat. I had a fucking goat as a kid. Do you know, you ever try walking a goat down the street with silver shoes? You have any fucking idea what that's like. I used to get the shit kicked out of me all the time. Girls would kick the shit out of me all the time. It was fucking brutal, I had a brutal childhood. So I wonder, I didn't have any confidence with women. No fucking, no shit, that was brutal. And it was really bad, it was really bad. And it's funny, because as I got older, I noticed that, hey, you know what? I wasn't the only one. Lots of guys were shit with girls, too. It wasn't just me. And it's funny, and there's only, I brought a couple of girls earlier, they had to go. There's only one girl in the room and a little bit of awkward bunch of dudes. One girl, whew, there's only one place that this could go really badly, depending on who you are really well. Anyway, so, no. Here's what I noticed. It's a rape joke. You can't say it on the internet. Yes, you can, it's YouTube. Fuck you guys. Look, here's my point. So I went out there, basically I realized that a lot of guys out there were shit. And I noticed that all these dudes were doing this terrible stuff that didn't work at all, and I was doing the same shit, and eventually I started to wise up to it. Okay, guys are doing shit that's so retarded, even me, at that point I was like, this is retarded. For example, I'll see this, I'll see you guys. They'll be standing here and they'll be like, chicks walking across the street, just like, hunker walking, and guys will just start yelling and whistling shit. Like, oh yes, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. And I'm like, what fucking planet are you on, dude? Has that ever worked one time? Has there ever been a chick across the street, like, oh, are you whistling at me, oh hi, let me meet you, ah, ah, ah, ah. Never, not once. I've never seen a guy get blown off that move, but the guys are still fucking doing it. Guys are so fucking bad, they're coming up with the worst fucking shit. The guys are coming up with the chicks going, hi, I'm a banker. I drive a Lotus, zero to 60 in 2.9 seconds. Here's my card, call me. They're never gonna fucking call you unless they want your money, you're a retard. Okay, I see that one a lot. Hey, you come here often. Guys are still doing that, not making that up. Just brutal stuff, just really unoriginal stuff, man. And when we're getting tired of it, here's, oh, this is a funny one. Hey, I'm gonna go through you like a bad curry. That one's kinda funny. I mean, that one's a little bit funny. But anyway, guys are doing all this kind of terrible shit and I thought there had to be a better way, so I went out there and I decided, you know what, I'm gonna figure this stuff out. So I started going out there and I started reading books and I found out about the like, the deduction community. I started reading all this stuff and certain books out there teach you some really weird shit, you know? For example, there's this one particular system that we don't have to name that it believes that women, women in terms of like, value, they're up here, okay? And men are down here, okay? And what you have to do is you have to bring the women down to your level, right? By insulting them and making them feel bad. Example. Example. Hi. I like your dress. I think I saw another girl wearing one just like it. She goes, oh, really? Oh, I thought this was nice. The confidence comes down, right? So, yeah. Hey, you know, you're a little crusty in your eye there. You got some shit in your eye. Oh, do I? Oh, shit, fuck, oh, do I? Oh, yeah, it's fine though, you're cute anyway. Hey, I like your nails. Are they real? What? No? Oh, it's fine, they're nice anyway. And when she gets long enough, you fucker. It's beautiful. Now, also, as you're tearing the woman down, you're telling stories to make yourself look even cooler, even though they're not true. So, for example, women, like, say you got her down here, you're down here, you'd be like, so, you know, yeah, the other day, you know, this girl, friend of mine, this guy, you know, she rejected him and he was calling her all the time and harassing her and shit, but you know, I went over there and I told that guy, if he didn't leave her alone, I'd kick his ass, that's what kind of guy I am. Yeah, the other day, my friend's car broke down, he was in the middle of nowhere, and I was like, I was like, partying and stuff, because I got loads of friends and we were having like, a lot of parties and stuff and having fun, you know what, I went out there and I helped him with his car, because you know, it's how I roll. Hey, I'm a banker. And I thought, you know what, this stuff is bullshit, man, you usually don't have to lie to women to fucking get girls in bed, you don't have to make up stories, so why can't you just be yourself and have fun and all this kind of stuff. So I decided, you know what, I'm not getting laid, but I'm gonna get better at this stuff. So I went out there into the world and I decided I'm just gonna go out there and talk to tons of girls till I figure out how this shit works, right? And that's what I did and I spent literally sometimes 16 hours a day just going out there and like hitting on girls everywhere, you know? Sometimes it went badly, sometimes it went great, but eventually I started figuring stuff out. And tonight I'm gonna teach all you losers in this room how to get tons of pussy just like Chuck Man's like. That's right, I see the envy in your eyes, but I'm gonna help you guys out, because that's how I roll. So I'm gonna teach you guys some stuff that actually works. Now who in this room, which one of you guys would like to come up to a beautiful woman on the street, stop her, chat her up and have sex with her right there in a park or a coffee shop or right at her place? Who'd like to do that shit? That's right, keep it real, just like Chuck. All right, so I'm gonna teach you guys how to seduce any woman you meet in the world the right way. So there's only one beautiful girl in the room so she's gonna have to do it for the while. Don't you give her a round of applause. Here she comes, she's amazing. It's actually my friend's girlfriend. So I'll be keeping it, just need one thing before we do this. Okay, so beautiful girl. So let's say, here's what you don't do. Here are the mistakes guys make. Say, okay, say there's beautiful girl down there. She's a little bit further away. She's walking towards you down the street. She's hot, you wanna meet her. Don't do this. Hi, you know, you're gonna, you see that? You're gonna scare the fuck out of her. She's gonna knee you in the balls. Oh, not good. Sorry I grabbed your ass at the end, but that was quite nice. Okay, now. Hey, if you were in the position, you'd do it too. I'm gonna be fucking the crap out of her later. So look, here's the thing. So if a girl's walking down the street, you don't do this, you don't see her and think, oh, she's kinda nice. Hey! Punch to the face, okay? Not good, you don't wanna do that, okay? So remember, you don't wanna do any of that shit, okay? Women are like horses, okay? You don't wanna jump in front of them. You don't wanna come in, you wanna come in on the side. So check this out. So here's the right way of doing it. See, a beautiful girl, okay? Walking down the street. I let them pass me, walk slow. I let them pass me, then I run up. I give him a little touch here, I give him a little smile, hello. And then I get in front and then I'm like, damn. And then I'll do my opening line, whatever that might be. This works out. Now here's the important thing here. When you're doing this, fellas, you wanna give her a light touch on the elbow, okay? You don't wanna grab her shoulders a little bit more aggressive, a little bit closer to her face, you know? A little bit not so good. You don't wanna grab her wrist also. You know, it's an aggressive thing to do. A little bit close to the poon-poon. You don't wanna do that. Now the elbow, really neutral air. Does that feel quite, quite, it's okay, isn't it, you know? It's really neutral and it's fine, totally fine. So you wanna grab her there and give her a little smile and then get right in front of her, okay? Now, what should you say? Let's go through some lines, okay? Now, his stuff, actually, we're gonna play a little game now before we start this, right? Somehow I'm gonna trick you guys. I'm gonna see how good you guys are learning. So I'm gonna do some lines. Some of them are gonna be awesome, okay? They're gonna be great, and they're gonna be smooth. Now when I do a line that's fucking smooth, what are you guys gonna yell? You're gonna go smooth. On three, practice? Nice. Now when I do a line that's fucking rubbish, you're gonna yell. You guys are thinking now, okay, cool. So it's up to you, and I'll remember, don't yell out what you think it is till I do this sign, because I might be halfway through a line and then you guys will leave out and it'll ruin it. So just wait, I'll say some shit and I'm gonna look at you and do this. That means you vote, okay? Here we go, so, yeah, girl's coming along. Hi, don't take this the wrong way, but you are fucking gorgeous and I have to meet you. My name's Chuck, what's your name? Patricia. Hi, Patricia. That is smooth, that's smooth as fuck. You came in, a little pre-framed, a little smile, but then you gave her the direct compliment, you let her know what you're thinking. That's some good shit right there. You guys are doing good so far, okay. Okay, I don't think there's an order to these. Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform? Just go down, just go down. The answer is yes. Don't do, don't do, correct, correct answer. Let's do another one. Do you want to fuck? Do direct, uncalibrate, you're gonna scare girls too much. You know, you're an idiot, don't do that, that's gay. Okay, next one. Baby, you so fine, I drink yo bath water with a straw. Pow, fuck you guys, that's fresh Prince of Bel-Air, that is always smooth, you guys don't know shit. All right, you're coming with me. Wouldn't that be funny if I never came back? All right, big round of applause for the sexy lady. That joke can go on forever, but it's a short version. So, cool, so basically what it comes down to, don't be a pussy and tell girls what you really think. It's funny, because now that I've coached thousands and thousands of men all across the world who get amazing results, I picked up a few things and I don't want to teach you guys this stuff. So, number one, can anyone guess what's the number one thing that will destroy your chances with any woman? Number one thing, herpes. Herpes is funny, herpes is funny, maybe. It's most guys, most guys behave this way and it's really unattractive. You guys are not getting your money's worth on this conference, none of you are gonna get laid at this level, come on fellas, you display this, women will not have sex with you ever. That smelling? See, at least he's trying, at least he's trying. There you go, fucking neediness man. Neediness turns women off like this, okay? All these guys, chasing, fuck that, okay? As soon as, I've seen guys actually say this shit. If you're in a relationship and you're with a girl and you're like, you say, oh baby, I could never be without you. You're the only one for me. You're fucked, okay? As soon as women sense that neediness shit, their pussy just, they just suck it, they just close up, that's it, you're done. You're not getting into that pussy ever, okay? You're finished. Okay, so don't be fucking needy. Beat, beat, beat, do your own fucking shit, have your own life. Yeah, you can like her, you can have sex, everything is great, do whatever the fuck you want to. Do not be a needy little bitch with women, they fucking hate that shit. What do you think those asshole guys are getting out of their homes of pussy? Cause they're not needy bitches, that's why, that's right. He's bald, you ever seen a chick walking down the street with a guy who's like 45, little bit fat, he's fucking bald, he's not good looking, you're way hotter than he is, that's right, even some of you in this room, hotter than that guy. And you're like, what the fuck and the chick's hot and you're like, what the fuck is going on? Who's seeing that shit, okay? You think that guy's a multi-billionaire, is that what you think? No, he doesn't give a fuck what she thinks. He's a man, he's not a needy little pussy and he's tapping that ass, that's what's going on there. So lesson number one, do not be a needy bitch. Guys have all these fucked up fears. Like guys are like, oh, what if I come up to this girl and she fucking rejects me? Oh, what if she rejects me? What are you fucking kidding me? We used to hunt bears in our fucking bed. You realize that? We used to be like, all right, all right Jimmy, there's a fucking bear, all right, I'm gonna come up behind him, I'm gonna spear him in the fucking back, you whack him with the axe, take his fucking hat off and we're gonna eat this cocksucker, these days. Hey man, you wanna go talk to that girl? Fuck that shit, I ain't doing that. I'll be over here. I'll be over here drinking my beer. You go talk to her, you fucking pussies. Stop being a fucking pussy. So rejection is bullshit, come on guys. Seriously, we used to fucking, it's a woman with a vagina. She's all cute and fluffy, they cook it clean and they give you massages and they give you blowjobs and you're afraid of them? How can you be afraid of them? Just don't you just wanna take their head and put your fucking cock in their mouth? How can you be afraid of that? Oh, maybe she'll bite my cock up, it's all right though, you just fucking kill her. Look, don't be afraid of women, don't be stupid. Come on fellas, pay attention. Being afraid of women, it's fucking ridiculous. You sir, what's your number one fear with the ladies? Number one fear, go on, be honest. That's right. A lot of things to say, a lot of guys get that. A lot of things to say, don't say anything. Grab her by the fucking back of the neck and make out with her. Make out, a lot of guys, these are what guys are afraid. Guys are afraid to, what if they make a move and the girl doesn't go for the room? Oh no, what if she doesn't go, what if she rejects me? Okay, little trick for you guys, okay? Every time you kiss a girl and she doesn't let you kiss her, every time it's your reaction to that that actually is the most important thing. If you're like, oh, I thought you liked me. You're a fucking pussy and you're done. Vagina closes up, done. You like that sound, don't you fellas? Now, however, you try and kiss a chick, right? And she's just like, and you don't give a fuck, whatever, you probably have AIDS on your mouth anyway. You probably have bad breath anyway, I don't wanna kiss you. If you don't give a fuck, they're just like, wow, this guy doesn't give a shit. This guy's a man, he doesn't give a fuck. Then you three minutes later, you try and make out again, then she respects you. Guess what, she rejects you, you try and kiss her again, she's like, this guy doesn't give a fuck, this guy obviously gets laid tons, then she's gonna suck your dick, okay? Stop being a fucking pussy and being afraid of that shit. Keep fucking going and if she's in your presence, keep going. When she leaves the room, then you're done, okay? If you're taught, there wasn't a, I need a signal to know that she likes me. If she's standing in front of you, she wants to fuck you. She doesn't, she's gonna leave, that's it. Stop being a fucking pussy. All right, anyone else? I'll solve any sticking point right now, any sticking point. You name it, I'll solve it right now, three seconds. Anybody? Come on, you paid for this fucking event, you paid shitloads of money, you all should be fucking getting laid tonight, so any sticking point, I'm gonna solve it right now, just like that, because I've had sex with thousands and thousands of women and I know all of the sticking points. Fuck her in the toilet. She's still there, fuck her in the toilet. If there's no toilet, just get a curtain or something and wrap you guys in the curtain and fuck her, totally fine. Any other questions? Yes, sir? Last minute resistance. Well, if you use the chloroform, totally fine, totally fine. Rope, actually, is the real answer, I'm just kidding, obviously. Listen, you should be making it clear to women why they're coming over, don't do that creepy shit, yeah, yeah, come over, I've got some nice flowers, yeah, we'll watch a movie, fuck that. If a girl's coming to my house, she knows she's getting fucked, right? I'm talking about that three minutes on a date, I'm getting sexual, I'm telling her what the fuck I want, it's beautiful. If she's at your house, she wants to get laid. Last minute resistance, what the fuck is that shit? What is that shit? Do you go to a fucking restaurant? Yeah, a little bit of pizza, pizza arrives. Oh, you know, I don't know, I'm not so sure. I'm not sure I want this pizza. Does that fucking happen naturally? Of course not, it's fucking bullshit. If she's there at your house, it's fucking on. Slap around a bit if you have to, it's fine. Last minute, it's not even real, it's in your head. Yes, sir? Day game escalation. Day game escalation. Same answer as before, chloroform. No. I'm just really, I think just be, I'm really direct verbally in the daytime, so I'm immediately telling her how fucking hot she is and I wanted to terrible things and I just try and drag her off. Drag them off, literally if you're coming with me, take them, drag them off, that's it. You don't have to though in the daytime, you don't have to, just get them out, get their, now we're getting all technical. Now I want fun questions, damn you. Fun questions. All right, look. I don't have a short bit of time and they're running out of tape. Ah! So I'm gonna do two things to get the hell out of here. Okay, number one, stop jerking off. Who's jerking, who jerked off this week? Let's be honest, who jerked off this week? Stop jerking off! What the fuck's the matter with you guys? It's weird. Okay, who watches porn? Wow, fuck, there's your problem right there. You're watching porn and jerking off. This guy's like, yeah, two hands up porn! What does it matter with you? Jesus. There's probably a hundred guys that wanted to come to this, couldn't do it. Spent their money on porn and Vaseline. That's fucking brutal. See, I got a weakness. See, I value my time so I stop watching Hollywood movies because they're all fucking shit and I hate them. But they're just rubbish and I get just depressed. But it's hard to quit porn. I love porn myself. I admit it, I like porn. Because at least with porn movies, you decide when the movie ends. Look, here's what I want to say. You don't want to be opposed, you don't want to be needy, but you know what? When it comes down to it, women like sex, they love it. It's great, I treat women well. I make them have orgasms and I love me for that shit. Deep down, I'm a nice, I mean, let me tell you what kind of nice guy I am. In a good way, a nice guy. You ever read that thing? You hear that? That when you have pineapple, it makes your semen taste better, right? You guys heard that shit? Yeah. Right, now I want all these girls I'm hooking up. I want them to enjoy their experience with me. But the thing is I hate eating pineapple because you get all that sticky shit between your teeth that's really fucking annoying. So what I do is I just leave sliced pineapple beside my bed and when I'm banging in Chick's mouth, whenever I ejaculate, I just take pineapple and I chuck that shit in her head. Because I'm a nice guy. I'm a nice guy. That's the point. It's fucked up, you see, I make jokes. This is the key thing, like if you walk away with one thing, understand this. Women want sex more than we do, okay? How many organs have you guys got for fucking with? How many? Just one. How many do women have? Six. Women have six sexual organs. They've got the vagina, they've got the clitoris, they've got the asshole, they've got the mouth, they've got two ears, and they've got two eyeballs. All right, too much on the eyeballs. Look, that's a lot more than we fucking have. Do you realize that Chick's have a clitoris? You know what that shit is for? That shit is for one fucking reason, to make women have sexual pleasure. That's it. A clitoris doesn't fucking wash dishes, all right? A clitoris doesn't do fucking, doesn't do your laundry. It's just there to make women go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's it. By the way, if they don't make that noise when you're fucking them, you're not doing it right. Just so we're, just so we're clear. All right. So women like sex, so give them what they want for God's sakes. Give them what they want. So, in conclusion, don't be a fag. Come to the 21 convention. But seriously, let's end on a happy note. This is a weird thing and it's true. Who likes eating pussy? Oh, a lot of hands. El Tovo was first. Mother fucker right here. I love that shit. He actually went, ah, good. So, dirty motherfucker. That's why I like him. So, I like eating pussy. I got a disadvantage though, because it helps to have a, it's only one lady in the room, but it helps if you've got a long, helps if you've got a long tongue on your man, on your man, doesn't it? Sure it does. Long tongue helps, strong tongue, muscles, you know. This is my tongue. I got a short tongue, it's rubbish. This is my tongue? That's fucking shit, right? And I actually went to the doctor and I was like, dude, what's with the short tongue? Okay, this is bullshit. And the doctor actually said, I got a little piece of skin there at the wrong spot. I says, you know, we can remove this piece of skin, he told me, but you would have to learn to speak again. Which would be pointless, me standing around in a pub, Hey girl, come here, let me talk to you for a minute. Come on, I need pussy like a motherfucker. Get over here. No, no. It doesn't matter. I got a full foot tongue. Folks, I'm Chuck Manslack. Thanks for coming out tonight. 21 convention.