 We're trying to ask people not to like cause gratuitous amounts of suffering for animals for like a sandwich. People care about, like if I went and threw a plastic straw in the beach right now, someone would probably punch me in the face. But they'd probably have a fish sandwich in their hand. You know what I mean? Okay, these guys are waiting for the... So you're definitely all vegan. You're vegan. Where are all these vegans coming from? Is there a vegan? Yeah, a lot. You're not vegan, no? I am vegan. You're three young vegans. This is crazy dude. It's Bondi guys. It's Bondi? Is vegan heaven or something? I'm sorry. So what is a vegan? Tell me who's going to educate me what a vegan is. So any animal products? Except for honey. You can't. Okay, so wait a second. It's also a thing. Fig is technically not vegan. Cause it has a wasp. Sometimes there's a wasp in there. Like the thing is it's not contributing to like animal cruelty. And like insects, there is a huge population of insects. If you want to be really deep in not eating figs, you can go and eat it. I don't actually avoid figs myself because I don't believe that's animal exploitation. But I do avoid honey because I believe that is animal exploitation. It depends what brand you buy as well. They round up the bees and they snip the wings off of the queen and keep her there so the workers make the honey. And then they keep taking that honey and they replace it with glucose and they gas all those bees and kill them. And yeah, the honey industry is not a pleasant industry. So we avoid it because it's about the exploitation of and cruelty to animals for food, clothing or any other purpose. There are insects that die because of crop production and things like this. You have to eat plant foods. It's sort of like collateral damage from eating crops and stuff. But more crops are fed to the animals that people eat. And then they go and eat the meat, you know, from the animal. So you're a vegetarian. Yeah. So that means you do you eat fish? I don't like fish. Personally, it's why I'm sharing one. Okay. Well, this isn't actually a fish. Oh. Why do you think it was a fish? Well, I know, but I don't like the taste of fish. Okay, so it's got a taste like fish. Yeah. Well, I'm just going to have a bite and try it out. Yeah. Well, it does taste like fish, but it's not actually a fish. Yeah. But yeah, so I was just saying I made a documentary called Milk Make Your Own Mind Up. And it's all about the dairy industry. Like, I don't know if you guys know about your veg, a pescetarian. So we're actually, you're our target audience today. I only eat occasionally. I know all this stuff. You know all this stuff and you still occasionally kill the fish? I know. You're an occasional fish murderer? Yes. I'm only staring you up. You already know. She's an omega-3. I might have a bit of fish once every two months or something. Yeah. Well, the same reason I don't have a bit of human being flesh. Every few months. Yeah. But you've seen this? Yeah. You've seen Syspiracy? No, I haven't. We watched it. I watched that. You watched it? Yeah. Syspiracy. It's a similar filmmaker. They collaborated and made Syspiracy with Ali Tabrizzi. And it's an amazing, amazing film. And that's why we're campaigning for the marine animals today. But we also, on the other screen, we campaign for all other animals. Every industry, obviously, there's horrible suffering, maternal trauma. They steal the children. They forcibly impregnate every year. They mutilate. And then they kill the baby boys because the boys won't produce milk. And they have slaughterhouses for veal calves. And they hit them with a hammer on their first day of life on the farm and dumped them in a bin. And apparently, that's a really angry man. Yeah. It is about... Yeah, we... Yeah, I mean... I used to think it was unlimited amount of pus. But now I think it's about 400,000... 500,000 units of pus per meal or something like this. Yeah. So, so many reasons to have it. Yeah, I know. Finding cheese is pretty... Well, we've got a good one here. We've got some pretty good... Some really hard to find. Well, let me just get you some. One sec. You don't have to look any further. One sec. This is from Woolies. I've seen that at Woolies. I'll buy it. But this is cheddar flavour. I prefer the strong-tasting cheese. Take care, guys. You're really smart. What? You're really smart. Keep up the good work. Educate your friends. You should be vegan soon as well. How's that? Your dad has? Yeah. It's great. All right. Well, you're only young, so I hope you make the right decision. I'm sure you will. So young, all vegan. Yeah. So many vegans. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So, yeah. This is a... Yeah. There's a mature version of that which I would prefer. Thank you very much. It tastes good. It tastes good? Yeah. And what about the cheese? Yeah. Dairy-free alioli? I couldn't convince her, so I know that you can. Yeah. Well, I hope the animals can. Yeah, they do. The animals. I hope the animals convince you to... Yeah. Yeah, they do. Well, you're not really doing milk. You're only doing cream now, aren't you? Yeah. Yeah, not even much. Not even much. Not even much. Easy to kick then. Awesome. Thank you. Bless you guys. Thank you. Take care. Take care. They're my favourite. They're my favourite people now. New friends. We talk about mock meat, lamb yong, vegan yoghurt. This is what I do now. No more drinking at the pub, taking ecstasy tablets on the dance floor, being naughty and going to prison and things like this. Now, my idea of a good time is discussing what the best vegan cheese is, where you can get the best vegan mock meat, and why you should be vegan. Hey, brother. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got to take some C-spiracy. We're promoting C-spiracy. I've watched it, but I'll take that. You've got to hand them out anyway. Yeah, we're trying to ask people not to cause gratuitous amounts of suffering for animals for like a sandwich. Yeah, she was just saying. Yeah. They feel pain. They remember once they've been whipped. Yeah, that's horrible. Yeah. Yeah. It's a shame because I f***ing love sushi. Yeah. So do I. I eat it. Yeah. I eat it as a vegan, but you can get vegetarian sushi. Yeah. Yeah. There is seafood veggies, isn't there? Yeah, well, you can still have sushi just without the murdered fish in there. Like there's pretty gangster vegan food. You got sushi train here? Yeah, there's a couple around the joint. Yeah. They've got good vegan options at Sushi Train, man. So you can still have it. Let's us that out. Yeah. Thank you for that. No worries, brother. I appreciate that. Enjoy your sandwich, mate. Cheers, mate. Bro, you're just in time for a sandwich, mate. No, no, you're just in time. Oh. You walk straight up and we're just about to make one for you, mate. We're actually doing... This is a golden fishless fillets. Yeah. Because we're trying to get people to stop paying for the gratuitous abuse of sea animals. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. See some fishfax for you. Fishfax has to be experienced pain and fear in the same way mammals do. And we're promoting this film here. You've probably seen it. Suspiracy. And we're just... Oh, yeah. I forgot. On Netflix. Yeah. And this here is... We're doing sea animals and land animals. These are some sanctuary ones, but... Yeah, my mate was telling me about... Because he's on the carnivore diet. Oh, is he? Yeah. And he was just telling me about, like, how pretty much all the Atlantic salmon in Sydney... He's farmed? He's farmed. Yeah. We're at the fish markets today. Yeah. They're in these big factory fish farms and they get disease and lice and there's heaps of feces that they're in because they all have a lot of s***, don't they? So, yeah, it's crazy, man. He reckons they, like, inject... Pink? Yeah, they inject... They're grey. Yeah. But you can choose how pink you want them. Yeah, yeah, so they add pink diet to them. Yeah, but, you know, that's a bad thing, obviously, but we care more about the fact that they suffer and they're aware. Like, if you were getting hooked in the face so someone could eat your body, I'd be like, what are you doing to them? Leave them alone. So that's kind of how we look at it. We look at it for, like, an animal rights thing. Like, just because they don't express the same way you do when you get hurt, they are suffocating and they're silently, you know, expressing pain. Because they have a brain and nervous system and they experience life a little bit differently, but they experience pain and suffering just the same. So this is just the slaughterhouse of the ocean, you know what I mean? Like, how are these fish caught? These are not actually fish. These are fishless fillets. Oh, right. This is all vegan. Vegan, yeah. Did I let you know that? Oh. This is actually a... We are promoting veganism. Oh, vegan, I'll put you... Yeah, right. We're asking people just basically... What all veganism is, is a way of living which seeks to exclude animal exploitation and cruelty. Exploitation is like when you take a living being, you subjugate them, you control them, they become your property and you can do whatever you want to them. It's like a slave. So basically veganism is like anti-animal slavery, non-human animal slavery, and anti-cruelty suffering, you know what I mean? So we can't live without causing no harm to the world and to the animals, veganism is like, you know, it's the best step towards that, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would say the carnivore diet is probably the opposite extreme where you're just eating body parts, nothing else. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's a strong believer of it. Yeah, I know, because it's like a keto thing and it's like a... Yeah, yeah. You can get all the nutrients from like being on a carnivore diet. Yeah. There is vitamin C, but I think they get an organ or something and they get the vitamin C from... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't deny that if you're in a survival situation, you know, carnivore diet's probably, you know, but not like you need your fiber, you need your fruits and vegetables and shit like that. But here, brother, this is how you do it. We've got a bunch of little where to eat, good apps, vegan restaurants near you, shit like that. Good docos you can watch. I actually made this one here. Milk can make your own mind up. It's all about dairy. Yeah, all right. It's pretty sickening the dairy industry. I don't know if you know much about it, but it's pretty interesting to... I'm trying to cut down on dairy. Well, you're not a baby cow, are you, brother? You look like a full-grown human being to me, like, yeah. But you probably do weights and shit like that. You can get a bunch of protein on the vegan diet. I use an app called Chronometer. Oh, yeah. Fitness power's the same as shit, like. But I get 140 grams of protein a day, not even trying, you know, like I eat a lot of seitan, a lot of tofu, a lot of beans, legumes, TVP, which is textured vegetable protein. It's like soya with the fat removed. So it's hell-high protein, hell-high fiber. Yeah. And killer. What's your name, man? Jake. Jake hook Jake up with the fishless fillets. This is vegan cheese as well, and vegan... Everything's vegan anyway. We don't give out non-vegan shit. No worries, brother. Take care, mate. Have a good one. No worries, mate. Want a burger? It's free. Yeah. Yeah, you want free food. You know you do. What's up, guys? Yes, we are making free food for people. We got these... We're actually asking people... We're not selling anything or anything. We're just trying to convince people to please stop harming the fish. Yeah. They feel pain like mammals do. And 40% of all the marine life caught is thrown back overboard as bycatchers, dolphins, sea turtles. You know, this is because people eat fish. All the other animals get caught up in the nets. Yeah. Killed. So animals people love, you know what I mean? Yeah, I've seen sea spirits. I actually am vegetarian. You are? Yeah. I'm vegetarian too, but... Okay. I'm just like... What do you think of the dairy industry? Do you think it's a good industry? Don't drink dairy. I don't really drink dairy. You know? My only advice is just... I still eat eggs. Eggs. That's my one thing. I'll get you. What is it with eggs? What is it with eggs? I don't know what else to get my protein. We do scrambled tofu. Have you tried scrambled tofu? I've tried any tofu and I'll make it for dinners and I'll have it like this... Yeah. ...type tofu bowl that I'll make. Well, we make it in the morning, scrambled tofu in the morning with a bit of black salt, taste eggy and you can add your like nutritional yeast for vegan cheese. It's amazing. It's exactly like... Oh, here you guys. You can grab them. Grab your little napkins. Thank you. So these are guiding fish list fillets. You can get them from Woolworth's. I don't work for them. Just don't want people eating fish. I've never seen them though. Seriously, I've never seen that. What's this one? This chino. It's made of Sawyer TVP. And these are the... This is the cheese we're using, bio cheese from Woolworth's or Coles. And we've actually got the vegan alioli from Coles as well, dairy-free. There's garlic as well. Garlic, alioli. Yeah, it's pretty cool. I haven't heard of these two, so I'll take my chicken out. Well, did I give you some info? Because we've got... We spend a lot of time making these. They're like little guides for you. And if you care about wanting to find out about the dairy industry, milk make your own mind up. We made this documentary ourselves and it's a comprehensive film on dairy. Fantastic. You don't do dairy much. Eggs... Eggs is, yeah. Eggs is what makes me not vegan. I think for me, I don't know what it is for me, like a massive sweet tooth. Because I don't use any chocolate. I was hoping to do it here. You would just eat it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I won't, but because we know where to get the gangster vegan chocolate. What is it? It's called Vejo. And you get it from... Where do you get Vejo from? Get it from Woolies, eh? Really? V-E-G-O. It tastes like Nutella. And it's all vegan. And you can also get it as spread as well. Oh, really? Yeah. It's amazing. So why don't you know where to find stuff? Like that guide will help you out with chocolate and stuff and yoghurt and ice cream. Ben and Jerry's do vegan ice cream now anyway. Yeah, they have had that. But what do you think? What do you think of that? It's fantastic. What is in here? Is it that one? Fishless fillets. Gardene. No worries. Awesome. No worries, guys. Enjoy. I appreciate what you're doing as well. This is really great. Thanks, mate. That's it. Take care. Awesome. Excuse me, miss. Would you like a... Okay. Are you sure? Okay. Felt like a right gentleman, didn't I? Miss is like a really gentlemanly thing to say. We're giving out free burgers. You want one? No worries. Okay. I'm coming on a little strong, I believe. People are feeling it. They're like, well, you guys, you want a sandwich, mate? Because we have got two left and they've got your name written right on them and we've just made them. Beautiful. These are... Here's one for you. Oh, thank you. And one for the young fella. Do you want one there, buddy? Yes, please. There you go. These are fishless. Fishless. Fishless fillets and this is dairy-free cheese. Beautiful. This is a... I don't know if you can slip one of those under your hand. You're all right, bro. We're getting people to leave the fish alone. Leave the animals alone. Yep. I live a vegan lifestyle. You do? You do? Chicken, all that. Legends. So many vegans around here. I can't believe it. It's good. It's healthier. Yeah, it is. Definitely. See you, guys. So many vegans. Are you a vegan as well? Because we've had nothing but vegans today. Not a vegan, no. Not a vegan. Okay. We'll just explain to you what we're doing here. We're showing people what happens to land animals and we're focusing on sea animals because sea spiracy just come out. I don't know if you've heard of it on Netflix. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So we're all focusing on the rights of sea animals because they feel pain and suffer. They don't want to die and they're getting murdered by five million a minute. One to three trillion a year or something like that. Yeah, it's good. So they outnumber the land animals that are being killed by trillions, literally. So do you know much about the animal agriculture? It freaks me out, man. Yeah, like what we're doing to the animals. Yeah. It's pretty scary. Yeah. But that's why I always tell the consumer who cares. I'm like, who do you think produces this film? Yeah. It's the consumer. The industry only does this to animals because we want a certain product, you know what I mean? It's the supply and demand situation. Yeah. It's just why we... I wasn't doing a good thing. Yeah. People are just the powers in their hands. If they don't want to contribute to this, they can choose today just to stop their contribution to it and that's all we ask people to do. We don't ask for money from anyone. We just want to try our best to help the animals and think if these industries start to go under, it's a big task but we will try our best. This is Australian footage. Really? Yeah, man. That doesn't make sense. Like in the Seaspiracy, like with the... Fish farms? Yeah. Well, the fish farms but how they were saying like ethically sourced and all that sort of stuff. Yeah, the labels. Yeah, the labels. Cheeky buggers, man, the sustainable label didn't even have a definition and they admitted it, you know what I mean? But sustainable just means you can torture and kill animals like for a sustained period of time without causing environmental impact, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what am I eating? So basically this is our fishless, fishless fillets from Gardene. It's processed food but we're trying to, you know, it's not like as healthy as eating beans and fruits and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we're not trying to, people don't eat a fish, people don't eat fish and chips because they're trying to be healthy, do they? No, yeah. We're just trying to help the fish so like health is a, I believe health is a personal choice. I don't go like, hey man, you're ruining your health, bro. Like what are you going to do for a sandwich, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's awesome. We'll get on you guys. Yeah, spread the word, mate. Or just be a vegan and help us out here. Yeah, yeah. Where are you, where are you doing? It's just all different stations. Yeah, we're going to Bondi, we're going to Goldie, driving up to the Goldie, just on the coast a bit. Just trying to help to see animals. It's a massive task, man. But there's a huge movement. I think that seems to be a bit of a shock to everyone. Yeah. It's a good film. Yeah, yeah. And he touched on important people care about. Like if I went through a plastic straw in the beach right now, someone would probably punch me in the face. Yeah. But they'd probably have a fish sandwich in their hand. You know what I mean? And it's just like the hypocrisy is just astounding. People don't look at the seafood platter that they're eating and think it's causing way more suffering in plastic in the ocean than if I were to, you know. Yeah, no doubt. All right. Thank you very much. Take care, mate. Good talking to you, bro. See you, mate. You know what? I reckon we give it the last sandwich to the camera guys. Half each. They're probably looking at that like, oh, oh, please, Joseph. Especially this guy over there. Look at him. He's looking at that like, please. All right. We'll cut it in half. Okay. So we're going to give camera guy half. There you go. Come on. Reach over. No, take your half only. It's a funny, it's a funny shot. Oh my God, there's not a lot of bear. Just go that way. Go that way. So plants have a soul and a consciousness. Do you think plants are self-aware? Tell me about the gear. You know how much suffering is in the dairy industry. So if you feed the cow grass, do you think that stops the suffering?