Crowley Welcome to the town hall debate where ordinary people talk to the candidates
Skippy The ladies tell me they like a man with insurance So how do I get some without paying a billion dollars for it Tell me, who's gonna work it out, baby Who's gonna work it out?
Obama This is not just a health issue It's an economic issue This is money out of that family's pocket
Romney If Obamacare is implemented fully It'll be another 2500 on top You've seen health insurance premiums, gone up Incomes go down
Obama I said that we would make sure that insurance companies Can't jerk you around
CHORUS: Skippy What you gonna do? Romney We should make sure that our legal system works Crowley Oh, what you gonna do? Obama Go after gang bangers we're gonna get it done In a second term Skippy Oh, what you gonna do? Obama Take the money we've been spending on war Romney More drilling Obama Double our exports Skippy Who's gonna work it out, baby, who's gonna work it out?
Chad Since I got out of college, I've been living in my mom's basement How are you gonna get me a job before she goes totally apestuff? Who's gonna work it out, baby Who's gonna work it out?
Romney I want you to be able to get a job I know what it takes To make America the most attractive place That's why I wanna bring down the tax rates
Obama Low-skill jobs are not gonna come back I want jobs with a high wage If we're adding to our deficits for tax cuts We will lose that race
Cynthia Just because I am a lady My salary's a little bit less How can every woman get equal pay? And please stop looking at my breasts
Romney I had the chance to pull together a cabinet I brought us binders full of women My chief of staff said "I need to be making dinner for my kids" So we said fine
Obama My grandmother worked her way up to become Vice president of a local bank, but she hit the glass ceiling Now I've got two daughters and I wanna make the same opportunities That anybody's sons have
Obama: From the governor, we haven't heard any specifics beyond Big Bird Romney: That's completely false Obama: Not true Romney: Absolutely true Obama: Just isn't true Crowley: Wooo