 guys we're doing a hardcore classic wow this is one of the most like buggy like annoying dungeons that a lot of people die on if you die you have to delete your character and then we gotta kill last oh like it's fine chat i won't fall dude does he have bounced me does he have bounced me guys i think it's time i need to assemble the best of the best of the best sir to enter no mergon i'll dps but i'm doing a no chest challenge if that's cool nips out baby i'm doing a no chest challenge dude okay cone in the barbarian high tinker megatork has given me the task to venture into no mergon and slay thermal plug i'm not afraid of a good battle i'll come if there's room in your party ah yes cone in the barbarian returns our two-handed leather fury warrior we have a rep paladin we have a warrior no mergon's a big big dungeon chat it's a big boy this is not going to be easy there's a few options for some good weapons here crowd pummler thermal plugs left arm you will need a burglar to test simply saves home defense i may not be the most honorable or bravest rogue that's it that's the end of my pitch no we're not we have simply save on our side okay we have to fight against no mer's defenses yeah okay actually you know what yeah invite c dank invite yeah okay you've got me all of blooder yo here's the plan chat i have assembled the best team we have cone in the barbarian we have evil coat rack the road we have c dank the warrior and of course the only thing that's going to keep us safe in this dungeon in no mergon simply safe okay we need simply save without simply save there is no way that we can defeat no mergon there's no safe like simply safe let's go do this thing i can trust simply save to keep me safe unlike certain streamers that killed our teammates for content i did not do that season here we are here's our group guys i have assembled the best of the best okay evil coat rack the rogue c dank the warrior cone in the barbarian and of course simply safe all right simply save the dwarf priest guys there's no safe like simply safe remember that we're gonna go into no mergon and nobody is gonna die there is not a single person that has died in any of my dungeon runs yet nobody has died and nobody will die why because we got this guy on our side okay we got simply safe it's gonna be perfectly fine all right it's gonna be perfectly fine we're gonna go in there look i know this dungeon like the back of my hands okay i know vanilla like the front of my hands i know burning crusade like the side of my hands okay i know my hands better than most other people know their hands why because i have two hands that i use two-handed weapons why again because i'm a rep okay absolutely so i'm gonna take these guys in there we're gonna go one shot this thing blindfolded eyes closed hands tied behind the back playing with our feet okay that's how easy this is gonna be unlike the automated robots my monitoring system has live agents ready to react to respond to any alarm they will reach out to you promptly confirming your well-being and dispatching help and emergencies it's like having a team of highly skilled engineers and adventurers at your service indubitably very good thank you simply safe can you uh tell us about that special offer that you mentioned last time i think don't wait don't forget to heal while you're telling us that special offer i'm glad you asked us man in recognition of your quest through nomeran i have a special offer for you by signing up for an interactive monitoring plan you can save 20% on a simply safe security system and enjoy your first month free it's an opportunity to acquire top notch protection for a fraction of the price sick well simply save you're so cool helpful also very good at advertising okay hey we do need to be careful this is the easy part of the dungeon okay this is the easy part i feel like this is this is how nomergan gets you okay this is how nomer gets you he kind of puts you to sleep a little bit like they like lull you to sleep and then bam haymakers all of a sudden you get like an alarm bot is coming after you and you got aggro from halfway across the dungeon and it's just a nightmare okay so we got to be you know yeah you got to stay on your toes here oh box of parts for engineering oh what is this blastmaster emmy short fuse such devastation such dev dude final fantasy stole this from classic wow look over there at the tunnel wall which which wall is it that one of that one i think it's this one trogg incursion oh no defend me while i blast the hole closed dervish belt of arcane wrath oh nice grads conan as they club at three people in a group dying oh my gosh dude dude i've died to that before and in real i'm not in real life and i've done that before in uh like normal like actually playing the game i'm like scared to get close because i don't remember when they explode i think it's like pretty obvious oh the charges are set get back before they blow that's band two oh no incoming blast in five seconds clear the tunnel stay back well done without your help i would never have been able to thwart that wave of troggs of course did you hear something heard something over there surely another tunnel won't open at this precise moment yes of course not oh no we're a little bit high level for the the so no more not it's such a big dungeon in vanilla wow the range of what levels that you do a dungeon is kind of high so like the very beginning of a dungeon will be much easier than the very end of a dungeon like these are like level 25 and then like the last boss is like 34 this would never happen if no we're gonna have simply safe of course you're absolutely right bogus but absolutely 10 seconds to blast okay stand back everybody we come from below you can never stop us wait chomper and grubbus durable hat of stamina 12 stamina hat dude you want simply stay to say Dave look at that big old helmet well let's see let's let's see the drip chat right here ready um we gotta we gotta check the drip okay simply say put it on we'll see it super because your help my people stand the chance of retaking our beloved city three cheers to you sick hell yeah oh they have rockets wait are we stealing is this illegal simply say are we stealing or is this okay no comment okay hammer of justice so you can see they're starting a little bit higher level now like 27 and that boss was 32 yeah that boss by the way drop some big big gloves we didn't get them it's only like eight percent chance they dropped okay so let's see the next boss that we're gonna fight viscous fallout you drop some big cloth boots big dagger real big dagger for a uh for rogues and then uh a staff that's you breathe underwater that's the big boys that dagger why is the damage meter inverted i mean it's not inverted i'm i'm doing i do big damage okay that's why i'm close to the top or at the top every okay well there's my first one just complain that's how you get what you want all right you guys get that guy taken care of i gotta do something real quick wait what is this wait i've actually never been on we i've never been on this thing what i've always either jumped down or gone down the room my weakness the one thing i'm scared of oh no conan's afraid of heights oh no i will keep you safe conan have no fear yes simply save is right simply save will keep you safe don't worry do hey be careful i almost i almost stepped in the crack never use your stun to help your friends no i save it for if something bad happens and then i need to stun then uh then it's not on cooldown just like you saved your blessing of protection okay relax simply save that wasn't trying to make a joke huge red dips i'm out of mana okay you guys never say anything whenever my damage is good you guys just say whenever my damage is bad look see that oh here's our punch cards we gotta use our punch cards here okay if you don't have a card the binary says no mercy without the card it says no mercy with the card it says kiss me i'm nomish wait the binary says the lich king lives isn't vanilla wow the punch card says the lich king lives how do they know wrath wasn't even hell yet kernoby what what happened the last thing i remember is being captured by a group of dark iron dwarves beaten to within an inch of my life and then thrown in here with these filthy troggs get me out of here adventurer here's the plan lead me to the exit if we make it out alive you go to booty bay and let scooty know that i went to ratchet self-destruct sequence what is he doing simply save be nice okay stop making fun of the other alarms okay well let's escort him and then we'll come back here anti-escape countermeasures self-destructing 20 seconds oh my gosh run hurry kernoby that was close that was close don't leave well he wasn't he wasn't coming he was just sitting there he's like time is money friend and he's like just sitting there just like waltzing on his own like dude hey yo in 20 seconds self-destruct you're not leaving left him behind just like you left seeding whenever i fought okay i got 13 grime encrusted objects i've never seen such technology yes conan this is what we use to clean isn't it can you get like actually like rare items for this mine headed nowhere on amulet of the tiger in it is this gamble kind of this feeling i need more grime encrusted object well it's easy all you got to do is pay five dollars to get a pack of 20 of them no more gone amulet of the bear wait dude you guys got sick necklaces i don't have a necklace okay we got to keep on moving you play very well thank you dude every time you know it's money you know like sometimes like something happens in your life and you remember like these are like pivotal moments like something happens in a certain scenario and then you always associate that thing with the thing that happened wait i didn't even see that was the boss the dagger dropped viscous fallout drop the tag and drop the dagger for evil co-wrack like when i'm when my my wait like when when when like when my wife met her boyfriend yeah no exactly so like for me one of those things with reddit it was like early like classic wow beta and people were talking about i can't wait for these streamers these streamers to get exposed for how bad they are at the game right it was just one thing and then people were talking about oh yes i've watched asmingold quite a bit and he's never you know he uh he needs you to a better job at xyz you know and like some idiot okay some moron was like comparing me to asmin was like yeah i was watching s-fan play instead and i've noticed how he uh like he's like quite good at rebuffing his uh his teammates in his party and making sure the buffs don't drop i imagine like a group of like just a group of people just sitting in robes and leather chairs like sipping wine like oh yes excuse it i've i've seen his buff uptime it was rather rather good bro like what like what are you guys talking about okay we're gonna try that okay look at the this is the first time nomish universal remotes ready yeah i'm attacking i'm attacking do i get any attacks with this oh wait i just gave it blessing a might oh frick no not the defense units buff your enemies buff your enemies challenge i'm not gonna 07 it's fine okay hey if any water drops by the way if there's any water that drops off a mob don't loot it because i'm out of water i should have two water but i'm wondering him i just have almost no water it was the mighty righteous dude i wish accident i wish honestly the the more and more i think about it if they do make any changes i would love for them to find a way to add seal twisting back in whether whether it was like adding seal of blood or finding a way to make seal of righteousness like worth twisting the two classic clothes are the best iteration of each class well the problem is if you have a lot of people if you ask the average person what the best iteration of rep paladin is they'll say wrath but a lot of rep palins say it's burning crusade i i just i love burning crusade red so much chat you know what else performs well simply safe you notice that we haven't died yet because we have simply safe on our side okay there's no safe like simply safe okay let's see who's gonna win the battle of the centuries mechanized entry versus mechanized century s-fans minion let's see who wins i think i won wait he took the artifact yoink wait this is actually gonna end before uh my channeling is gonna end before they die before he dies wait he has battle shout wait can i bop him wait i used blessing of protection on him and it used the cooldown but he didn't keep the buff seeding is gonna die now no seeding is fine he's not gonna die wait i wonder i wonder what happens if i mind control the mobile alert system simply say be nice to the nomer gun alert system okay they're not as advanced as you simply say if seeding is gonna die oh hey we got two groups let's pull them back against the wall pull them back around the pillar i mean around the pillar and we're gonna fight them right here ready aim yeah we we talked about it already chris we talked about the beginning stream already peacekeeper peacekeeper frick i can use my loud hands on accidents wrong cooldown wait pacify pacifies an enemy rendering an unable to attack for 10 seconds oh frick it went out of my range okay okay um we are ready to go everybody is buffed up good all right justice nope doesn't work oh he's immune it said he's immune electrocutioner's leg holy okay time for the red punch card let's see what the red punch card says the gnome king wears night elf underwear play more wow help i'm trapped in a binary punch card factory very good okay so here we are we have let's see what we have left we have we've got to go kill crowd pummler uh dark iron ambassador is a rare spawn if he's around then we have the last boss to mech janear thermo plug okay so before we go simply safe nomer gun is filled with robotic devices and alarms okay we've seen a lot of them already how do your security devices compare to those that are here excellent question s man while nomer guns robots and alarms may be impressive my security devices are far superior my entry sensors utilize uh advanced technology providing you with precise notifications when triggered additionally i have high definition cameras they grant you crystal clear views of any area requiring production production you'll have an unprecedented level of situational awareness throughout nomer gun nice sick very good simply safe that's good stuff very good nice i got a new weapon this will help me defend myself from threads just like simply safe helps me defend my home from intruders absolutely c dank absolutely intruder alerts oh look dude good job simply safe dude simply taking out the competition okay so we have two more quests left right one no we have three more explain no consecrate i'm retribution look i'm a gigachat ret paladin okay i'm not gonna level as holy that's the easy mode mc a mechano tank okay this one's mine now dude this thing does no damage the chute does no damage knocking back no oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh dude i i bopped him as soon as he jumped into the air dude oh my gosh dude oh my dude that was terrifying okay crowd pummeler do i want this um manual crowd pummeler like i feel like we pass i need this guy i need like a corp smaker better than smites i mean yeah i would take i would take it as uh i would take it for conan yeah conan you should take this i do think it'll be better rats yeah but we don't have a druid you guys keep saying druid there's no druid why you guys keep saying druid oh frost yeah yeah look at that ice blast wait what what are you doing what are you doing to me what is he casting on me wait are we like in a like tug of war like ice blast okay let's see we have almost all of our quest done we have two more punch cards i think or is it one more and then we got to kill the last oh like it's fine chat i won't fall dude does he have bounced me does he have bounced me i've never seen it bounce me okay explosive sheep boom guys we're doing a hardcore classic wow we're doing a dungeon right now this is one of the uh this is one of the most like buggy like annoying dungeons that a lot of people die on if you die you have to delete your character okay yeah we are we're approaching the danger zone okay this is the part that gets a real sketch things are buggy you got to be careful we have to uh stick to the walls don't walk in the middle of the room things are actually like this is sketch get that hearth ready no i'm no we're not gonna need a hearth okay yeah if the mind if a mind drops if one of these dark eye agents drop a mind we have to kill the mind immediately look at these see now these guys are like r level or higher 33 the early part of the dungeon is easy but now is whenever it gets tough guys i said this earlier okay as you can see i've gathered the best of the best all right i've gathered the the best possible team that you could possibly have in all of world of wow okay we have cone in the barbarian we have sea dink the war the warrior evil coat rack the rogue and of course we have simply safe okay there's no safe like simply safe exclamation point simply safe in the chat you want to be safe you want to get through these dungeons of course we got to have simply safe healing us all right so we're going to go in there we're going to kill mech janeer therma plug who's taking over nomergon and he's been oppressing the gnomes so much so that they've had to come into iron forge with their cousins the dwarves all right so let's go do this thing hey simply safe can you move i'm trying i'm walking here walked into an apothecary can you move so give me some chapstick and put it on my bill seeding already catch up on a new tune seeding died yesterday and he already made another character and he's already level 33 arcane nullifier oh well this is awkward can you remind how seeding died i don't remember oh phalanx smallers of the bear big shoulders dude big shoulders okay guys we've got two arcane nullifiers lepros machines machine smiths okay this is a big group is a big pack that guy here i'm going to use my gnomish universal remote and i'm going to make all of them attack him and then they're going to kill him and then we're going to go in okay what if it fails sounds fine okay here we go okay it worked it worked okay we're going to let them kill this guy i'm going to use my reflection field these guys even cast spells i don't know okay wait actually dude i'm actually doing pretty well here okay so we killed one of them dude this is actually kind of owning wait this thing is almost dude this thing's a freaking machine it's not even it's almost dead but like it's not even that bad it killed three of them on its own here we go dude that was sick that was actually kind of sick okay now hold on before we pull guys before we pull before we pull before we pull simply safe your level of precision visual coverage has been invaluable in navigating nomergan's treacherous terrain i'm grateful to have your advanced security by my side no matter what happens here except don't let us die but also no matter what happens here this has been incredible you've kept us alive i'm honored to be your guardian s-fan remember your safety is my utmost priority both in game and in real life let's continue to conquer nomergan with confidence knowing that my superior protection will see us through indubitably yes absolutely absolutely simply save don't forget to check out my exclusive offer at simply save.com slash s-fan together we will emerge victorious yes of course of course of course guys uh-huh rp before dying we're not gonna die thank you yes simply save.com slash s-fan chat check out that link there's no safe like simply safe okay ready let's do this it's time the vinyl boss walking bomb knock away it's gonna knock somebody back it's gonna knock back dude this this boss is actually much easier than uh like this boss actually has like crazy mechanics but like kind of a norm because like these bombs are coming at you and you're supposed to go and you're supposed to like turn off the my machines in the future no no simply save is the future oh charge gear of the tiger big ring big rolls let's see what happens c-dank is rolling cone and the barb is rolling i'm rolling evil corack passed c-dank is the winner congrats c-dank charge gear the tiger very good no nice we did it we cleared no we're gone nobody died did he escort the goblin oh yeah so we okay these are the amount of quests you get goblin escort plus one two three four five six seven eight so there's nine quests i think there's a good chance that we end up getting like a full level dude whenever c-dank got knocked back here i was so scared dude time to get a corpse maker ooh do we go rfk today all right guys can we get one more big hearts in the chat for simply save for keeping us alive today we made it we made it we survived big hearts in the chat for simply to have keeping us alive today don't worry little gnome your home is safe true we don't have homes well you do now because the gnomes got their home back high tinker mecha torque i like to think that i'm dead our plans grip runner dungarees okay yeah unfortunately these are just garbage dude we got almost a full level by the way from all of that we got almost an entire level chat i think here's a plan rfk