 What are you gonna do What's your name, what are you gonna do how old are you? Young man, what are you gonna do? What's your name? I can hear you How about you young lady, what's your name? How old are you? What are you gonna do? Okay, what do you want for Christmas? Okay Girls, what's your name? What are you gonna do here? Oh, she's gonna talk. You see I'm gonna wake up Santa too Say I'm Jaden and I'm too Right Hi young lady, what's your name? Now what are you gonna do here? Wake up Santa. What are you going for Christmas? What else? What's your name? My name is Lainey Lainey, that's a nice name What are you gonna do here? Wake up Santa How old are you? Seven Hi young lady What's your name? Audrey Audrey, that's a nice name What do you want for Christmas? Barbie dream house Hi young lady What's your name? Grace What do you want for Christmas? You don't know, huh? No, too many things Too many things Too many things Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to Occupy Memorial Mall Wake up Santa, let's move it over I'm Chip Ramsey from Lake 98.1 Glad y'all made it out today How's everybody doing today? I'll be tired cause I really didn't hear that I'm old, I have bad hearing I'm gonna read you towards the night before Christmas But I think to get everybody warmed up and fired up Yeah, they're not warmed up and fired up We're gonna sing a song, who knows the words of Jingle Bells Towards the night before Christmas You must be quiet to hear the words Towards the night before Christmas Went all through the house Not a creature was stirring Not even If you know it Feel free The stockings were hung By the chimney with care In hopes that soon Would be there The words of the great late Paul Harvey Page two The children were nestled All snug in their beds While visions of Danced in their heads Kind of like mad libs And mama in her kerchief Just settled down For a long winter snap Went out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter I sprang from To see what was the matter Away to the window, I flew like a flash To open the shutters Threw up the sash The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow Gave a luster of midday To objects below What to my wondering eye Should appear Miniature sleigh and With a little old driver so lively And quick I knew in a moment It must be Then eagles, his coursers, they came And he whistled and shouted And they come on, Rudolph Wait, where did that come from? Come on Rudolph, okay. To the top of the porch To the top of the wall Now dash away, dash away Dash away all As dry leaves that before The wild hurricane flied With an obstacle mount to the sky So up to the house top the courses they flew With a sleigh full of toys And Two And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof The prancing and pawing of each little hoof As I drew in my head And was turning around Down the chimney He was dressed all in fur From his head to his foot And his clothes were all tarnished With ashes and soot A bundle of toys he had flung on his back A peddler just opening his pack His eyes, how they twinkled His dimples, how merry His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry His droll little mouth Was drawn up like a ball And the beard on his chin was as white As the hump of a pipe He held tight in his teeth and the smoke It encircled his head like a wreath He had a broad face And a round little belly that shook when he laughed Like a ball full of He was chubby and clump The right cholly old elf And I laughed when I saw him In spite of myself A wink of his eye, a twist of his head Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread He spoke not a word But went straight to his work And filled all the stockings And turned with a jerk F***ing his finger aside of his nose And giving a nod Up the... He sprang to his sleigh And away they all flew Like the down of a thistle But I heard him explain As he drove out of sight All right, give yourself a applause. Okay, now here's the deal You know, Santa works really hard on Christmas I mean, he works really hard He works even harder than your dad In the garage on Sunday So he's a busy guy Or your mom on Thanksgiving Day All right, so he works hard So he's kind of tuckered out Is we have to wake Santa up Now, did anybody bring Like a noise maker or something? All right, let's practice Let's do like I'll tell you when to stop Like that's gonna work I'm gonna tell you when to stop But everybody kind of gets your noise maker warmed up I'm gonna try doing this, and I don't know He's sleeping pretty sound How many of you guys have dads Fall asleep on the couch during the Packers game On Sunday and sleep like this I'm gonna wake up Santa All right, let's try it One more time I'm gonna need some help here I obviously can't do this by myself The nice lady will help you out here Donna's gonna help you out What's your name, Cabela? Thank you for sharing Connor, what school do we go to? Kindergarten When I count three and say We all do wake up Santa You kind of stand over Santa and ring the bells Because you're gonna wake up with a start And hurt you, so right about there is good All right, ready on three One, two, I got one more trick that may work Somebody told me Somebody told me The other day that sometimes If you want to wake somebody up And this will work with your dad Listen, the next time your dad Is asleep on the couch during the Packers game Here's what you do to wake him up What you do Take that feather there, Connor I want you to walk up to Santa Claus And tickle him under the nose, okay Let's go over here, buddy Let's come over here If you take a feather and tickle someone Under the nose, that wakes them up I also have a few other tricks But I can't share them with you Okay, on three Let's get it done, one, two, three My goodness How is everybody today? Are you ready for Christmas? I gotta start with a song They ain't there Used to laugh and call him name They never let poor Rue Going in any reindeer game One party Christmas Eve Santa came to save Rudolph with your nose so bright Won't you guide my Tonight Then I'll As I shouted out quickly Rudolph Rudolph the red nose reindeer Reindeer You'll go down and hear the rest of us Everyone It's just wonderful To see you all here Did you come to see me? I feel so important Thank you very much Thank you very much for coming To see me Alright, Santa's gonna be We're gonna roll soon What else? Do you like creams? There's a hand What's your name? Are you ready? I want these little Barbies They're my friends They're my friends Little Barbies Little Barbies like your friend is Pokemon cards Pokemon cards? Anything else? I told them one thing Pokemon toys? Just like Pokemon We're not getting pictures today