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The FW Fitch Company makers of Fitch Shampoo presents the Fitch bandwagon, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, Ollie O'Toole, Janine Roos, Anne Whitfield, Betty Lou Gerson, Walter Sharp and his music and starring Alice Faye and Phil Harris. Phil has decided that it's about time the children saw their daddy at work. And so he and Alice are taking them to watch the band rehearsal. And now as we look in, we find the Harris family entering NBC. You girls are going to be proud of your daddy when you see him standing there leading his orchestra. Does daddy have a good orchestra, Mommy? Well... I'll answer that girl first. Kids, your daddy's got a terrific outfit. 26 different kinds of instruments and I stand in front and lead them all. Do you use the podium, Daddy? Naturally. I got the best podium player in the business. Come on, kids. We're rehearsing in this studio right here. Phil, Phil, do you think it's wise to take the children into your band rehearsal? Well, why not? I want them to see all the boys in a band. Yes, but do you think they're old enough to stand the shock? The boys in my band are all right. They're perfect gentlemen and they have a lot of respect for me. They do just as I tell them to do. Don't worry about a thing. Come on, everybody, let's go in. Hey, fellas, is there anything in particular you'd like to hear? We can play any song at all. You see, we've got a big reservoir. Would you like us to play, Phyllis? Can they play forward? Listen to me. These men are accomplished musicians. Pick out something hard. You didn't see Sharp Minor. What she said? Well, let's play it. I'll kick it off. Loud and they don't blow hard. How did you like it, kids? Did you think that... hey, Alice, where are the children? The last time I saw them, they were three feet off the ground and flying north. Maybe it was a little loud. All right, fellas, let's try it once more in this time, no hard. We're here for two weeks at rehearsal. What's the matter with that guy? What's happened to him? He's in love. Remli's in love? With what? Does Remli know about the arts? He'd be lost with a girl like that. He wouldn't even know what to do with it. Quiet, Phil. Frankie just came in. Oh, oh, lover boy finally arrived. Good afternoon, Don Juan. Congratulations, maestro. Never mind. Now, listen, Remli, you're late for rehearsal. You've been late for rehearsal and I'm getting sick and tired of... What's that you got on your head? Phil and I'll kiss you on both cheeks, Pierre. Frankie, why are you wearing a beret? All us artists wear them. My girl, Cynthia Cavendish, says it's a badge of our trade. If I didn't wear my beret, I'd feel as nude as a floor worker without a carnation. Oh, wait a minute. What's the matter with you? So now you're an artist, huh? Every day it's something else. Now you're an artist. You're gonna paint pictures, too, I suppose. Paint? Please. Cynthia says that painting is barbaric expressionism. Cynthia says that I have a genius far beyond painting. Cynthia says that I am a sculptor. Cynthia talks a lot, doesn't she? Frankie, listen to me. Get the beret out of your eyes and listen to me. I want to talk to you. What are you getting yourself into here? What kind of a dame is this, Cynthia? Hold on, maestro. Miss Cavendish is a person of breeding and culture who's possessed of a sensitive artistic soul and I'll have you know she is not a dame. She happens to be a high class tomato. She's got you believing that you're a sculptor now, huh? Well, I'll tell you one thing, Remly. You've got to show me. Sit down and sculpt me something. Go ahead, sculpt. I can't do it just like that. The feeling has to come to me first. The mood has to come from within me and deep down inside. Well, open your mouth and I'll look in and see if it's ready. Don't be facetious. I can't sculpt until I'm in the mood and not take... Wait! Hand me my mallet and chisel quick. I feel the mood coming over me. Too late. It's gone. Very long, did it? Well, if you'll excuse me, fellas, I have to drop the children off at mother's and do some shopping. Goodbye, Phil. Go on, honey. I'll see you at the house. Goodbye, kids. Bye, Daddy. Oh, thanks a lot. Sculptor. Pierre the sculptor. Ramley, I don't know. You're a sculptor, huh? Oh, yeah. You know something? I'd give anything in the world to see you at work. Okay. I just happen to be starting a bit of statuary this afternoon. I'll bring Cynthia over to your place and you can watch me. Cynthia's got a model for me. What a shit. You will? Sure. Well, it's a deal. Let me tell you something. I can't wait to see you with a hammer and a chisel. You'll see. This I've got to see. Now, call your girl and tell her to be over at my place. Okay. That's a deal. All right. But look, before we leave, I've got to run over at Toon. All right, gentlemen. The maestro is in the mood. If you're up and down in Texas, look me up. Look me up. If you're up and down in Texas, look me up. Where the men are men and love it And the gals are so glad of it So if you're up and down in Texas, look me up. Everybody's gonna holler how they do. How they do. Everybody there will be saying, how are you? We raise corn for hot tamales And grow dollies for the follies So if you're up and down in Texas, look me up. Ask anyone for rusty, everybody knows for me They'll tell you where I'm riding at For ABC or D So if you're up and down in Texas, look me up. Look me up. We've got everything in Texas, look me up. We've got everything in Texas, look me up. With the moonlight on the prairie And a gal that ain't contrary There's a lot of fun in Texas, look me up. Ask anyone for filthy, they'll tell you where I'm at. You'll find me down in Galveston With a boxback coat and a Stetson hat So if you're up and down in Texas, look me up. Look me up. They've got everything in Texas, look me up. And my rider, Amarilla That states a killer dillard So if you're up and down in Texas, look me up. Front cold bustin' take some practice Or you wind up on a cactus So if you're up and down in Texas, look me up. Wear the gal that's good at figures And the cowboy's quick on triggers So if you're up and down in Texas, look me up. Every gal's a raven beauty If tie-tow-tow-dee Oh, I can't wait to get back down there And hear some of that talk. Goes like this. So glad you come by Don't you all forget to come back now, you hear? Bye now. The Dolby Palace for my Alice down in Dallas So if you're up and down in Texas, look me up. Do the sculpting, is. When is this Cynthia? Oh yeah, when is Cynthia gonna get here? She'll be here soon. Where'd you meet her, Curly? She's real class and she's crazy about me. Why? Possibly seeing you, Remly. She must be after what little dough you have. I resent that. She don't need my dough. She told me she's from a very wealthy family but she gave it all up to be an artist. She never asked for anything. Poor kid lives in a cold garret. The only thing she ever asked me to buy her was a mink coat to keep her warm. A mink coat just to keep her warm? Not exactly. Talk her into red flannel undo. Thank you, I don't know. I can't understand how you can go for a naughty dame like that. They don't think of anything but themselves. They have no reason... Hey, hey, that must be her now. Come on, I can't wait to introduce you to her. Shall we have a go at it? This sounds like a weekend at Noel Cowards. I want you to meet my pal Phil Harris. Curly, this is Miss Cavendish. How do you do, Miss Cavendish? I'm very happy to meet you. How do you know? Somebody slipped barbed wire into her corset stave? I don't understand her. She's really very human. She's got a lot of warmth, especially for me. Watch this. Cynthia? Aren't you going to kiss me hello, dearest? It's kissing. I think it's very vulgar. Oh, this kid's as warm as a penguin's instep. What do you mean, that Frankie? I do. And you feel the same way about it, Cynthia? I do. I now pronounce you man and wife, rub noses and get lost. Take it easy, Curly. Cynthia, if you're going to model for me, let's get started. Go in the other room and put on your jungle outfit. Jungle outfit? Was she going to be a witch doctor? No. She's wearing a black bear skin. I'm going to make a statue of the Neanderthal man and his mate. She's going to be the mate and... Where am I? Cynthia, we forgot a male model. Oh, your friend here will do. Get that thing out of here. If you think I'm going to wear that gravy-stained loincloth, you're off your beat. I wouldn't wear that thing if I was a leopard. Shame to my physique, lady. You're looking at the stand-in for gorgeous George. Give me that dead skin there. I'll put it on. I'll show you. I don't want you, Curly. I'll help you. I'll get a load of that physique. Get a load of that body. A thing of beauty. 180 pounds of solid flap. You're talking about flap. I'm all muscle from the tip of my toe to the top of my head. And I might add that I'm irresistible in this leopard skin. And it's a good thing we're not close to the zoo where I'd have every female leopard purring like a kitten. Okay, Spott, come on. Go back in the other room so I can get started. Oh, wait. I've got to knock first and see if Cynthia's ready. We can't go in until she's got her bare skin on. Now, Curly, when you pose with Cynthia, I want you to... Okay, okay, Frankie. I'll get that. I'll get it. You go get the bear ready. Okay. Then Caveman had the right idea about wearing these leopard skins. Gee whiz, they're nice and soft and... Gee, they're comfortable to get around in. Oh! Oh, hiya, Julius. Hold her, kid. Get back into neutral. Just bring the groceries in. That's all you're... Nothing happened to me. I'm just wearing a leopard skin. Mr. Remley just happens that Mr. Remley has taken up sculpturing and, uh, he's... Well, I'm posing for him. Mr. Remley knows something about sculpting, too. Not your skeptic. Come on in the room and I'll let you watch him work. This I gotta see. Hey, Frankie. Huh? You mind if Julius watches your chisel? No! I got Cynthia up here in my arm. Music to get me in the mood. Oh, far. Music to get him in the mood. You want me to sing to you? That ain't the mood I want to get into. Night for love. If we have to fight, let's... I've run with them lately. What's the meaning of this? Darling, this is not the housekeeper. This is Alice, Mr. Harris' wife. Frankie, don't tell me that charming creature is the girl you're in love with. Yeah, what's wrong with her? Frankie, you're too nice a guy to be taken in by a girl like that. Alice is right, Frankie. She ain't for you. I think she's a phony. How dare you talk that way about Cynthia. She's a high-class society girl of very good breeding. Oh, really? Well, how did you meet her, Frankie? On the very respectable circumstances. I was driving down Wilshire Boulevard. She was standing on the corner. I blew my horn. The next thing I know, she was in my car. I might have known that's how you met her. Bill, did you hear that? Frankie picked her up. But I was the only man you never let kiss you. You even said you'd never accept expensive gifts from anyone else but me. Curly's right. I see it all now. It was all a plan. You were just after my money. What was she planning to do, starved to death? Lady, that's my shirt he's wearing. She's wealthy. That you had stocks and bonds and everything. Hey, Frank. What's she thinking you for? If you gave her any expensive gifts, you better get them back now. Don't be a sucker. Get them back. No one can take advantage of me and get away with it. Cynthia, before you go, there's something I have to say to you. What do you want? I'll thank you to return my red flannel underwear. 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