 Hey Weirdos, check out the latest design in the Weird Darkness store. If you're proud to be a Weird Darkness Weirdo, you will love the brand-new, proud-to-be-a-Weirdo design. Grab a classic, proud-to-be-a-Weirdo t-shirt, and you'll also get the Weird Darkness logo on the back. So you'll be spreading the word about Weird Darkness both coming and going. Buy some wanzis for the newborns in your family or your friends who are new parents. Let them wonder what kind of influence you're trying to be on their up-to-now-happy family. Show your officemates that you're even more weird than they thought you were, or they're proud to be a Weirdo coffee mug. Bring your laptop to school or work in a proud-to-be-a-Weirdo computer bag so the bullies will stop picking on the nerds and begin picking on you instead. A proud-to-be-a-Weirdo phone case will make you look stylish while calling 911 to report being mugged by bullies who wanted your proud-to-be-a-Weirdo computer bag. Get a proud-to-be-a-Weirdo pillow to rest on after being pummeled by all of those nerds who are now mad at you for taking their spot in the hierarchy of coolness and uncoolness. Get a proud-to-be-a-Weirdo tote bag so you can smuggle in a bunch of proud-to-be-a-Weirdo stickers to school or work so you can tell those bullies to stick it. Visit WeirdDarkness.com slash store to check out all of the Weird Darkness designs. That's WeirdDarkness.com slash store. Weird Darkness and Aaron Marlar are not responsible for any physical or psychological violence you may experience from those who say you're weird but are probably just jealous because you're so dadgum attractive after shopping in the Weird Darkness store.