 Item number SCP-006-J Object Class Keter OH GOD KILL IT! Special Containment Procedures Any instances of SCP-006-J that are discovered by Foundation personnel are to be left the fuck alone. Personnel are to contact Mobile Task Force Alpha-21, Husbands, in order to dispose of the instance of SCP-006-J in a humanitarian manner. Foundation actions are thrown in the instance out of the window or outside. Disposing of the instance through any plumbing will not be tolerated. It's still a living creature, dammit! MTF Alpha-21 is to be provided with 12 glass cups and 20 slips of paper at all times. Examination of any instances of SCP-006-J requires steady and careful movements. Any surprise of SCP-006-J make it- OH SHIT IT'S ON YOUR FACE! Description SCP-006-J is a collection of insectoid creatures that researchers agree are scary as balls. We're pretty sure it's memetic, but we sure as hell not going anywhere near these things. I think I saw a stinger on one. Discovery I'm just walking through the hallway to my room when I look in the corner and I see SCP-006-J-J and this thing has these gigantic fucking eyes, just staring at me like I'm gonna fucking eat you, and I just get the fuck out of there. Addendum 006-J Guys, it isn't even that big, okay? Look, I'm going up to it and it hasn't attacked me yet. Dr- Dr- Dr- Dr- Dr- Dr- Dr-