 Alright class, file in. Today's subject, the SCP Foundation is a science fiction creative writing community in fandom focused on a secret organization that... Are you a subversion? Our attempts to duplicate SCP-999 have only been partially successful. We have not been able to get a living entity, but we did get a substance that duplicates the anomalous effects and the other anomalies just love it. Well, try as we might. Markiplier's about to breach containment through your phone and end the universe, so containment breach karaoke time. Coming out of your phone, mid-mark is doing just fine. Gotta, gotta get out. He'll earn a life of fall. He started out with... And then you were a normal frog, aren't you? That's true. Absolutely. That's true. A heterosexual frog. Alright. Really? I guess? Stop sending me to playgrounds. No can do, kid. Not a little kid! I didn't say little. That's a lot of bones. Bones? Oh, we're at the best part. He's got a fucking furby! What the fuck? That's weird. Oh, look who's back in containment. This one is not friendly. Right, you are, Researcher Proc. Vulgar little thing. What do you think we should do with him this time? Must be contained and never permitted to leave the lab. Well, that part's obvious. Secure, contain, protect. But you're right. If we let him out, he might run for president again. Black goo. Oh, you're gonna need to be much more specific. I mean, I might have to arm the femur breaker, or I might have to call Henry Stein, Sam and Dean Winchester, or frickin' Spider-Man. Hey cadets, why don't we go see what SCP-049 is up to today? Oh, no! No, no, no. You listen. When I said you may not take the security and research staff out for a quote, beach episode, that did not mean, through omission, that you could do so with the anomalies. Christ! Be on the lookout, agent. Subject is in your area wearing a red plaid shirt. Eyes on the target. Excellent. Got him. Successful containment. Where'd he go? Where'd it go? Subject is spotted wearing a Hawaiian shirt. We've got him in a pincer. This is your chance, agents. Nope. Damn alleyway. He's wearing green now. Brown. Brown jacket. Blue shirt, I guess. Action rolling for no reason. Sportswear. Sportswear. Alright, he dropped his bag. He has to come back for his bag. This is gonna be fine. Lay a trap, agent. Agent, where are you going? Agent! What are you doing? Jesus Christ, here we go again. People are always asking SCP Foundation, where do you get your D-Class personnel, those disposable test subjects? Some universes, death row inmates. Other universes, we kidnap homeless people and people no one else would miss. In some universes, we even demote our staff members to D-Class if they misbehave. This universe clones one dude over and over, like Django Fett. They like to play mean pranks on him, too. Supporting from the field. An increasing number of office chairs have been turning up at this train station. Another chair appears in the moments no one is watching. One must wonder what they plan to do when they amass sufficient numbers. I can't help but to hear. No, I can't help but to hear in exchanging of words. What? Let me show you what I wore in the car for Sun Safety. Ooh, so close, agent, but there are some flaws faster than you can say here comes the sun when day breaks. Class, how do we improve upon this design for maximum protection? We all know the struggle. You're looking for a skip for your TikTok bit and the site search button won't tell you s**t. But now it will! Introducing the all-new SCP Wiki site search. A sleek and powerful live search tool for the entire SCP Wiki. Our dedicated SCP Wiki tech team has used the power of third-party cookies to enable you to find your old favorites and some new classics. This is quite literally the pain of my existence. A powerful tag search with a list of tags right at your fingertips to find anything you're looking for. Search up your favorite authors by name and do what you gotta. The new SCP Foundation Wiki search. It searches. What have you done? Sim, you left him with a child breaker! The mobile task force is enroute but we don't have much time. If he completes the ritual and summons him, then we're done for. Thank God, he's an idiot. Wake up. How you feeling? Exactly what I warned you would happen if you went near that thing. Black and Decker-Pekker-Wrecker Slices, Dices, Circumcises Fresh out of the cloning vats, subjects spawned from SCP-2000 can be slightly unstable, we'll say. Not after yesterday's shrinking incident. Dr. Garbanzo. Get back to work. Agent Harpo, you've captured the escaped anomaly. Congratulations are in order. Yes, yes. It took extreme courage and strength and stamina to capture said escapee. These agents can be so braggadocious. I need you to put the anomaly down so I can re-contain it. Drop it. Now return to Dr. Blue for your congratulatory head-pats. Thanks, Harpo. Yes, thank you, Harpo. You're here just in time. We're about to witness Dr. Blue take his first exploratory mission there. This is the right of passage for every young researcher. You gotta dive in head-first. Go exploring, get lost, get found. You know how it is. Danger? Oh no, nothing could possibly go wrong. Dr. Blue is completely safe. Completely. Take some notes, get some meatballs. Absolutely nothing frightening will even... Well, nothing frightening to us senior researchers, anyways. He may get a little perplexed, a little flummoxed, a little confuzzled, but at the end of the day, he's gonna be just fine. You'll see. Oh, Dr. Blue, how did you enjoy your trip? You know, I don't think this is SCP-3008. Nice shark. Yes, 096's getting over its shyness is a net good for humanity, but the rapid switch to this level of extraversion is giving us all whiplash. Foundation staff, it's time to play. Do you recognize the bodies in the water? Got your answers? Survey says you do not recognize the bodies in the water. Guys, does it count as breaking containment if they take containment with them when they leave? What to do when your containment cell breaches containment? Drink to forget. Heard and heard. Honestly, now the goal is just to convince you all to move here. What? Ohio is trying to take us all. This is Endgame. You must resist Ohio sirens all! Thank you for listening. Site 42 studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you. Please become a patron or visit our merch store at the link in our bio to support our work. Secure. Contain. Protect.