 I'm just as confused as you are. Well, a bit less so. I don't remember how the game will end, so... Anyway, Lyanna Tissonde is an Asari. Asari are a species of all female aliens. They are super hot, basically. That's all you need to know. What else? What else? What else? Any sign of Reaper activity? Negative. Edy? The base appears to be online. It's possible the inhabitants were evacuated. No sooner not. Be ready, Joker. Just in case. Roger that. Normandy. We're almost there. Good. Oh, look. What a lovely little facility. I'm sure there will be plenty of stuff to kill in it. I don't take my word for it. Watch on. If it's massive, that's alright. Yay. I'm going to level up Mask Ward. Ooh, I can level up myself. How amazing. Let's see. Warp. Yeah, definitely. Let's warp. Let's rip enemies apart at the molecular level. So why the hell not? Sure. Oh, my bad. Forgotten how to work this thing. Overload. Very useful. Now, let's level up Kaden and James. Reeve. Reeve sounds like a blast. Let's do that. And overload. Cryo blast. We'll take one of those. James. What about James? Just James. No, where... Where's the last name? Come on, guys. Don't be lazy. I mean, I'm saying that five years after the game came out, so... I don't expect anything to change, but you could have added... You could have added the last name. Alright, that's where we are going. Oh, yeah. Yeah, tiny little... It's a bit of a dust storm. A corpse? Oh, no. Oh, let's see. Change loadout. We shall put it here as a machine gun. Fantastic. I guess. I mean, who knows. Maybe it's an awful idea. Over where? Oh, never mind. I'm sure I'll be... Well, I suppose it's best to go... In hard while we're at it. Nope, this guy's dead. Easy. Just stunned him all to death. Hey, buddy. Guess what? I've got a short gun. Betraying humanity is what I'm guessing. Let's see. What can I cook up for you guys? Nice. Yeah, big guy. This is just way too much fun. I forgot how much fun the combat actually is. Oh, good. We've killed a lot of them, so... Oh, damn it. Good point. Let's see then. We need to find the hot alien chick. Fun thing. You know, back in Mass Effect 2, I really enjoyed the ambiguity of Cerberus. Cerberus is this clandestine organization which works to... ...better humanity... ...as a whole. And here she is. The hot alien lady. Does that look... not cool? She used to be very nice, but now she's kind of a... ...super ruthless. See what I mean? Awesome. She's with us. Cerberus, thank the goddess you're alive. Lyara, read when the reports came in. They hit Earth hard? Yeah, very hard. It was hard to leave like that. Kaden, I'm sorry. But why do you come here? Packet orders. Said you don't know what's going on. I do. Hallelujah. Some answers, finally. Maybe. I've discovered plans for a Prothian device. One that could wipe out the Reapers. Here? Not very useful. In the Prothian archives, yes. And we're just learning about it now. Knowing about the archives for decades. And if the Prothians had it... ...why wouldn't they have used it? It was a little desperation. When I got the Prothian incident, the ancient aliens obviously murdered... ...by... ...you know... ...the Reapers. Back in 50,000 years ago. Don't worry about it. This is a bit more important. True enough. In any case, my work paid off. The archives are full of data and overwhelming amount. I think I found what we need. Well, it does seem to be true. I'll leave it when I see it. Where do we find this weapon? It's not a weapon, not yet. It's plans for a device. A blueprint. Better. How do we get it? The archives are just across that tramway. Assuming Cerberus hasn't locked it down. What are they after? Yeah, they seem hell-bent on catching you. They want what I'm here for. What we're all here for. But why? The Prothians have been close to defeating the Reapers. They had plans to destroy them, but ran out of time. And anything powerful enough to destroy the Reapers are... ...just might be something Cerberus would be interested in. So it's a race to the archives. Here they come, everyone's... ...favourites. Human-loving... ...humans-thinking... ...people... ...things. I don't even know. Bye, James. Ouch. You know, that's actually... ...super hurtful. I suppose I can... ...you know, climb. Mostly this is not going to work. The recall. Ooh, that's how you do it. I remember now. Wrong weapon. Very, very wrong weapon. And again. She just fell down. Please do. Thank you. Well, my gunplay seriously sucks. Ah. Well, we're obviously climbing. Or... ...obviously not. Maybe this way? Okay. Maybe this way. Instead. Sure. This is just weird. I'm very, very curious as to... ...what exactly... ...what I should be doing now. Okay. That's good. Very good. Ah. Seriously. This was... ...so stupid. Of course they are walking with the... ...reapers. No. I will not take cover. See? I don't need any cover. Okay. Maybe I did need some cover. Ha ha. I'm too...too happy with... ...the stuffy stuffy thing. Way to treat you happy. Oh. Sure. That works. Okay. That works too. Ah. Going through the basics. Well, being the most basic human being on Earth. Whoa! You actually survived. I'm surprised, impressed and horrified all at the same time. I've been feeling like lately my commentary has been... ...more in the silent side. So let's try and change that, shall we? Oh. Technology's gauntlet. Why thank you. You really didn't need to. Change the loadout. Sure. What's this weapon anyway? Power recharge speed minus 184%. I'm gonna take this. I'm going to remove this. Minus 100%. I'm gonna... Yeah. Let's try it like this. And I keep trying to switch my weapons... ...in ways from other games. This is problematic. You're not going to do anything. Just say so. She keeps talking, mumbling to herself. No, I wanna do this. Listen to her. Unpleasant. Oh, great. The marginalized atmosphere is wonderful this time of year. Let us see. So we are right now trying to... ...stop a bunch of... ...unpleasant... ...traders to the human race. Good. Alright. Of course it is. Well, that's interesting. Hey, dead scientist. From Jordan to Cameron Harrison. Come. Who the hell is that one messing in my files? Get her out of here. I won't have my system messed up by some wannabe expert... ...who'll be gone next week. Damn strangers who think they know it all... ...but don't care about what we're really trying to achieve here. Dr. Ever? Seriously? Don't you remember what happened last time? Yes. Well... ...Shodan is just... ...a warm bowl of fuzzy emotions. Isn't she, he or it? I don't want to offend anyone who doesn't have... ...normal... ...race, gender... ...things, stuff... ...and so on and so forth. Guess I gave myself away. Let's see. Can we do something about you, fella? Nothing in singularity... ...will do... ...with you. I know what... ...just what to do with you. Damn it. I still want to see some heads rolling, you know? Look. We've got another... ...control room. Anything else I can... ...tram station? Good, good, good. My pleasure. Why don't we do just that? I love science fiction. How very useful. Not well enough, I suppose. Of course, the doctor is the assassin. Did you expect... ...anything else from her? And no one else... ...feared it as. Through the door. We're getting close. Nice. Let's move. Lady always knows her priorities. Or rather... ...now she does. Originally when I met her in Mass Effect 1... ...she was... ...so naive. Not that that's... ...bad anyway. Oh, so that's just me... ...doing the weapon loadout thing, I'm a genie. Can I change any of those? No? No, no, no. That's fine. An eagle. Nice. Which one is better? More accurate? Less damage? Huh. Maybe I should change my own. Oh, wait. I'm not using it right now. Hello! Materials I will put into good use. And you should have taken the shot. But never mind. Ha ha! Classic. I love sniping people. It is one of my... ...five fast times, in fact. Oh ho ho! Mouth shot. Good. Very good. Let's see, yeah, I know. Took several specialists in the same week. It's a bit insane. But Hudson, I've heard about the Asari before. No, then she's done some amazing research on the proteins. She's an archaeologist, by the way. I don't know zip about that Dr. Everchick, but we are at Sony. She's the real thing. I'm attaching some of her advanced papers in protein culture. Read them, you'll be a believer too when you're done. I can't wait until they introduce her to people. This is so exciting, Pfizer. Good, good, good, good. Very good. I should probably... Oh, really? You don't... Good job, me. Good job, me. I'm the best, and my shields are always empty. Wait, what? Not sure that's good. Whoops. Nope, I meant do this. Gee, good job. I like being the badass with the shotgun. People with shotguns, people, always. They'll do something like that. Hmm, problematic. Let's see. I think the sniper will do me good. Ah, glass. The enemy of all sniper rifles. And again. Glass stops me. Not hit. Right. One down, four more to go. Let's not do this. Blasting. Total miss, total failure. And now we're talking.