 I don't know about you gamers, but I'm feeling pretty good today. Taylor Swift, she's sweeping the nation. She's taking the world by storm, even infiltrating my own household. Taylor Swift has been a crazy huge star for a very long time, but I feel like this year in particular, because she went on tour, she is just like pretty much without a doubt. She's the most famous person on the planet and the most like talked about slash sought after person, I guess you could say. Even the NFL recently because she started dating her friends with. But even the NFL are like changing their banners and stuff. She's talked about everywhere, okay? And so today, I thought that I would take some Taylor Swift quizzes to see where my knowledge is. I've got to be honest with you, I'm a little bit afraid to make this video right now. So hopefully I will reach the part of Taylor's fan base that is just wants to sit back, have a good time. Hey, how's it going? I'm just going to take some quizzes. Relax. Before we continue into this video though, much like Taylor Swift, I went on tour last year, little over a year ago. And also much like Taylor Swift made a tour documentary and much like Taylor Swift have something coming out on October 27th. And October 26th, if you're in the LA area. I am premiering said documentary on October 26th in LA for a red carpet premiere in person red carpet. It's going to be very, very fun and digitally online for the rest of the world. October 27th. So you can go to, I have to do this dot show. Taylor would want you to get tickets. Taylor, tell him. Thank you so much, Taylor. I really appreciate it. Okay. Let's get into the video. I'm going to my Mod Bella big ol' Swifty. I asked them to compile a list of quizzes for me to show off my Taylor Swift knowledge. Also, I guess I didn't say this. I am not a Taylor Swift fan. Hold on a second. I'm not a Taylor Swift hater. I don't really listen to Taylor's music. I think that the tour that she just did was insane. I also have a lot of respect for Taylor Swift for, you know, her tour was super, super successful and then giving a bunch of money, a bunch of extra money to her through. I think that's really cool. But yeah, I wouldn't say I'm a Taylor Swift fan. I have not listened to any of your albums fully. Obviously, I've heard her songs before. It would be impossible to not. Anyway, here we go. You think you can tell a Taylor Swift quote apart from a Shakespeare one? No. I'd meet you where the spirit meets the bones in a faith forgotten land. I'm going to say will fuck. I do believe her though I know she lies. Shake. It first. It smells of mortality. This has to be Shakespeare. It can't be Taylor Swift. It can't be. I want it to me though. It's Shakespeare, right? Okay. Is love a tender thing? Is it too rough? Too rude? That's Taylor. Fuck. Is it romantic how all my elegies eulogizey mean? Is it romantic? I don't know what elegies is. I think it's Shakespeare. Fuck. If you went to paradise and left you there, Taylor got to be from Coney Island. I knew that. My personal favorite song. Did the twin flame bruise pain you blue, did the twin flame bruise pain you blue? I think that's Taylor Swift because I think that Taylor Swift has talked about twin flames before. Yes. It's from all too well the 10 minute version, Taylor's version from the vault. Fuck yeah. Through the chameleon love can, though the chameleon love, though the chameleon love can feed on the air, I want auras and sad prose, Taylor. And I'll stay forgetting any other home, but this, fuck. You are a wicked villain despite of all the grace. Is this from, hold on, what's the song? What's the Taylor Swift song? You're a wicked, you're a wicked one. What the fuck is that song? It's like, you're bad. You're a wicked villain. You're bad news. Hold on, we're getting there. You're not good. You're, I knew you were trouble when you, shit, wasn't even it. And the old widow goes to the stone every day, but I don't, I just sit here and wait, grieving for the living, landing point. That was Taylor Swift. I wounded the good and I trusted the wicked. Taylor, this is the state of grace. Taylor from state of gr- Sorry, that makes me laugh. The Chronicle of Wasted Time, Shakespeare. When I was at home, I was in a better place. Taylor Allison Swift, shit. All we are is skin and bone. Taylor, time, mystical time, fuck. Falling feels like flying till the bone crush. It's gotta be Taylor. He doesn't say tail. Fourth, an incandescent glow, tarnished but so grand. Shakespeare, shit. True love never did run smooth. Taylor. The hope is treacherous. This is Taylor from treacherous. Is it? Yeah. 13 out of 23. You scored 24% better than all quiz takers. Pretty impressive. You're clearly a Taylor Swift stan or a Shakespeare scholar, or maybe even bold. Obviously a Taylor fan. I love Taylor. You're walking through the woods. 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So the last one was differentiating between Taylor Swift and Shakespeare. I could have not known anything about Taylor Swift, but known a lot about Shakespeare. But now we get some actual quiz. Let's see how good me can do. What was Taylor Swift's first album? It's not going to be a self-titled album. Is this? Beak Now. Shit, it was goddammit. How many songs did Taylor write or co-write on her debut album? Every song, like Mozart and Yo-Yo Ma before her. Taylor was an early musical prodigy. I'm not talking shit on Taylor, but I don't know. Nevermind. What's Taylor's middle name? Allison. Learned it from the last quiz. What famous country singer is name checked on Taylor's first album track list? Is it Dolly? Fuck, it's Tim McGraw. Tim McGraw was the first single from Taylor Swift. The first one? Really lived on what kind of farm? I want to say it was an apple orchard. Shit, it was a Christmas tree farm. Like Taylor would ever come from some suburban cul-de-sac. Okay. See, this is where I'm like, calm down a little bit. What is Taylor's second album? Speak now. Fuck, fearless. What film has two Taylor written songs on the soundtrack? Ooh. Hmm. This one's tough. I'm going to say Camp Rock. God damn it. Fuck. What category did Taylor win when Kanye West interrupted her on MTV? It was, ooh shit. It's between these two. I think it was video of the year. God damn it. What's Taylor's lucky number? Seven. Taylor was nominated for Best New Artist in 2008. Grammys. Taylor? Winehouse? Best New Artist? Yeah, Winehouse in my mind. For some reason, wasn't a new artist in 2008. Where was Taylor born? Tennessee. Tennessee? Tennessee. Fuck. Dude. How many Grammys did she win in 2010? Four. Ugh. What show did Taylor appear on in 2009? How I Met Your Mother? Shit, some sign. Taylor Swift named her fifth album, 1989, because it's the year that she was born. It's her second favorite number. It's the year her brother was born. The year she was born. Yes, 1989 marked the first year of the common era of Taylor. See you again. It's a little much. Swift says that 1989 is her first good album. I'm gonna say good album. Shit. She could be very humble. And just be like, no, I think that this is my best work. I think comparatively all of my other stuff is trash. I'm not saying that she could have said that. Calm down. Please don't kill me. Who is Taylor named for? Zachary Taylor, James Taylor, Elizabeth Taylor. James Taylor? What was Taylor's number one on the Billboard Hot 100 chart? Her first number one. We are never getting back together. What ensemble movie marked Taylor's big screen dead butt? Love, actually. Is she in Love, actually? I think he's just not that into you. Shit. Taylor played Taylor Lautner's girlfriend in the film. Didn't they date? Didn't she and Taylor Lautner date? And now Taylor Lautner is married to another Taylor. What artist covered the entire 1989 album? I don't know. What does Taylor claim as her spirit animal? Fox. Yeah. I got 10 out of 30. That's not very good. What is the first name of Taylor Swift's real childhood best friend? Oh, some of these are timed. Emma. Shit. How old was Taylor Swift when she was signed as an artist with RCA Records? 13. Got him. When she was 11, Taylor Swift sang the national anthem for which sports team? Titans. Oh, she's from Philadelphia. How about how many albums did you do in the first week of release? Fuck. 1.3 million? What sort of crops were grown on the farm? Christmas trees. We know this from past experience. Why did Taylor Swift's performance with Stevie Nicks at the 2010 Grammys? Lip syncing. People thought she sounded out of tune. What country music star's name? We know this. Tim McGraw. Oh, just CSI. Yeah, baby. What year was Taylor Swift born? 89. Dude, I got five out of nine. That's not bad. Oh, Taylor Swift album covers. Okay, this will be interesting. Fearless. Fearless. Shit. Reputation. Taylor Swift. Reputation. Shit. Red. Red. Nice. Midnights. Midnights. Nice. Folklore. Ooh, between these two. I think it's that. Yeah. Taylor Swift. Yeah. Evermore. Shit. 1989. That one. Got him. Lover. Nice. Speak now. Nice. 7 out of 10. That's not so bad. Can you guess the Taylor Swift music video from a single frame? Yes, I can. You need to calm down. Fuck. Our song. The slamming screen door. Yes. Ooh, I knew you were trouble. Look what you made me do. Ready for it? Bad blood. End game. Look what you made me do. Shit. New romantics. Is this a TV screen? Yep, it's a webcam. Kind of thing. It's not our song. Could it be our song? Paper rings. It's got to be shaken off, right? How is it not blank space? She's in a vault. Look what you made me do. Yes, because robbing a bank. Evermore. The man. The man. Lavender Hayes. Bejeweled karma. Antihero. I'm going to say bejeweled because of the jewels. Shit. I got 4 out of 12. I'm inspiring Swiftie, though. Second to last quiz. Is this a Taylor Swift lyric or a line from a horror movie? Karma is the guy on the screen coming straight home to me. Taylor. The skeletons in both our closets plotted hard to fuck this up. Horror. Fuck. I'm your friend to the end. Horror movie? Got him. You've got demons and darling, they all look like me. Taylor. Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with? You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. Taylor. Light of my life. I'm not going to hurt you. Horror movie? Yeah. We all go a little mad sometimes. Horror movie? Nice. You go wake up in the night and watch you breathe. I hope it's a horror movie. Ew. Follow me home if you dare to. Taylor. I ate his liver with some fava beans. Nice shanty. Aw, man, it's Taylor. 11 out of 14, not bad. Who sang it? Taylor Swift or a Disney princess? When the raindrops come tumbling. Remember, you're the one who can fill the world with sunshine. I'm like a shooting star. I've come so far. I can't go back to where I used to be. Aw, wait. I can't go back to where I used to be. This last line is ringing a bell. I think it's Disney. Can't go back to where I used to be. I'm in a whole new world. Long live the walls we crashed through. All the kingdom lights shine just for me and you. Taylor? Nice. But he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined. But now he's doing so well. Didn't see it. He was mean and so good. But now he's dear. This is beauty and the beast, I think. But can you feel his magic in the air? Must have been the way you kissed me. I don't know when I saw you staring at it. Disney? Taylor. Don't you see the starlight starlight? Don't you dream impossible things? Taylor? All I think about is how to make you think of me and everything that we could be. All I think about is how you make... How? Is how to make you think of me and everything that we could be. Taylor? Nice. I walked with you once upon a dream. I know you. The gleam in your eyes is so familiar, Guleam. Disney. This love is good. This love is bad. This love is alive. Back from the dead. Taylor. And the world has somehow shifted. All at once. It's Taylor Swifted. Shit. What did I get? 8 out of 10. 80%. I passed. I have passed the test. And I now would like to be welcomed into the community of Swifties. I think that I have deserved it. I think that I did it. I took all the quizzes. I got every question right. Not a single fact went past this skull of mine. Taylor, if you're watching, thank you. Make sure you subscribe. Leave a like. Taylor would love to see you at the premiere, by the way. I know you're probably a little busy with Trav. Trav can come too. I'll expect a text from you or something. I'm looking forward to seeing you there, Taylor. Learned a lot about Taylor Swift today. Many facts that I didn't know. She grew up in Pennsylvania. Grew up on a Christmas tree farm. Tim McGraw loves Tim. Big Tim fan. Anyway, I'm going to end this here. Thank you so much for watching. And I know that I've been shoving it in your face a lot, but we worked really hard on it. I'd love to see you at the premiere for the documentary. And if you can't make it to the LA premiere, see you online the next day. So just go to I have to do this. I'll see you in the next show. Take it. See you later. Do Swifties have a like a handshake or a call? Let me know. I'll do it next time. All right. Bye.