 Klapperfut in German! Yeah dude, it's nothing! Klapperfut in German! Do you enjoy it? I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! And guess what, everyone, we have done it. We have sold out the live show. There was a couple of weeks there. We were a bit like, oh, fuck, what have we done? But years have come through in the end and there's 300 people going to be at the live show. And then a big chunk of years are coming out after this. It's going to be, it's very exciting. It's very exciting. And do you know the other very exciting thing that's going to happen on the podcast finale? Willem Powerfish. No, that is exciting, but there's something else. Michael. That's also exciting, but there's something else. Julian Woods. That's all. That's us. The merch. Oh, Claire Fishne. We've got our brand new merch, which will be on sale first at the podcast live show. And then we'll make it available to the website members and then to the public. All right, if you look at this, look at this. Look at this. Leave it. It's embroidered. Look at this. So this is the first of many haves. So this is from our line, The Best. And this is one of the designs here. So we have a black shirt with have number one embroidered on it. And we've gotten them professionally done this time. So the website's good. It's really good quality shirts. And like, it's just fucking, it's something to be proud of this time around. Because we attempted it twice ourselves. And we sucked at it, man. It was riddled with mistakes. We leaked Michael's previous address, so we had to stop it. So this time we've done it properly. And yeah, we're pretty happy with this. So there you go. So episode number 38, we will have a link in the description to the merch store, OK? So you can have a look. Comment. I'll bring all of the designs next week. So you can have a look. But we've got have number one. We've got fully actual shirts. We've got sorry shirts. We've got a ringworm. Yeah, ringworm shirt. Ringworm shirt. And what else was there? The best. We just have the best. So this is basically the first drop of like, many, where we'll change it up. Yeah. So like, this is the first drop, obviously with haves. This is have number one. So there will only be like, what, limited? I think there's like a hundred of these shirts. Once the have number ones are gone. The next one, we have number two. So, you know, if you want to collect the haves, you can. And the shirts are all very nice. This is like, actually, this is like, actually, very good quality. And we went for like subtle. We didn't want like, you know, Merdy and Michael with our faces and shit over it. Because like, you know, it's too tacky, subtle, subtle. It's shit that we want to be able to wear too. Shit that you can wear like out, actually, and go out to dinner, you go on a fucking prostitute's house. It's shit you can wear around. Sorry is perfect for that. Yeah, exactly right. You committed a crime. Sorry, it's the best. And it's coming. So we got shirts and we got hats. All right. A range of hats and colors in all designs and shit. So we've got like, there's extra large, large, medium, small and extra small. No, it's probably just small. But anyway, we know that some of you guys, because we've got some big boys that fucking follow us. But we're just going to see how the sales go. All right. And then and then we'll adjust the sizing and everything. So bear with us through the first drop, all right. We might not have all the correct sizings yet. But fucking, it's exciting. We finally got some merch that we can promote and that's good. Yeah, we're proud of it. So it's taken a while. It's taken a long time. You can. We had the bloody photo shoot on Saturday and that was bloody working at his concrete tower screaming at those beneath him. And we went out to the Goldian and we did a fucking photo shoot, man. Holy shit, man. So shout out to Mono and Sam and our friends. They saved the day. Yeah, Mono and Sam, we've put them in charge and they've just absolutely fucking nailed it. So fucking hands together and we've sold out the podcast live show to you. Keep the applause coming, man. Keep it shit pouring in again. Let's clap at home. Can you sell a car on the back of the home to you fucking have a big picture? Yeah. Anyway, what else has happened? Fucking look, we did some scary. We did two websites last week and man, it was fucking painful. Oh, yeah. I've got bruising all everywhere. Yeah, Michael and I covered in bruises again and there was like, we did one where is it better to be tense or relaxed? And we went, did a scene with Isaac Hardman who's like a pro boxer known for his like power and man, I had to take a couple of body shots from him. And like, I literally had sore kidneys for two days after. Like his fist, we slow-mo, his fist went through me. If he had to hit your rib, could have it broken. Dude, honestly, like thinking back at that, and I'm like, man, like, I'm lucky something didn't like explode or pop. So that happens. Bullshit. You can rupt your organs. 100% rupture happens in happens in AFL. Yeah, someone fucking knees knee to the kidney. Boom, ruptured kidney. Is that why they condition themselves with sit ups and getting hit? Well, you meant to have a, you meant to be tensed, but I had to do one relaxed. And yeah, it was like. That's dangerous. It's fucking horrific. And he went 100% power. If you want to see Marty in proper pain, like really, really excruciating, can't breathe sort of pain. That's the video. And like that's, we've been, we've done videos with fires and shit. That's the worst I've felt. If you can't tense, you're fucked. Like, oh, but yeah, you'll see in the experiment. There is a few things that you can do on tense too, we did realize. So there you go. So that's been us. We've just been fucking filling our tits off. And cause it's last term and we've been getting ready for the live show. We've got merch coming up. And guess who gets married this weekend, man? Not you. No. You've only just started dating someone. You've got a long, long time. She has to see the real you. You have to put all your, you have to, you put on this front for six months, put your best foot forwards. And then that'll slowly go away. And she'll have to deal with the real Matt Brown. And if you can survive that, then you can start thinking about marriage, Matt. Would you buy a ring right now? No. When, when James met her and when James met her, he said, Oh, have you experienced the real Matt Brown yet? And she like, panicked a bit. She's like, what did he mean? This is what we mean. Look at this. And she saw this firsthand because of the Instagram. So she's pretty cool to look at that and Instagram. All right, I'll still see him. We've noticed that all of our friends have met her except for me and Michael. Who? James has met her. Luke's met her. Luke met her too. Mono and Sint. They've not met her. They said that they had coffee with you guys. That's a lie. You're lying. Everyone has except for us. Well, maybe I'm hiding her from you too. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. You're worried that we're going to embarrass you. But that's not the case. When I meet her, I'm going to brush her hair behind her ears. And I'll get her other ear. Stare her in the eyes. I'll get her other ear. Hello, Matthew's girlfriend. And then I'll leave you for a little peck on the lips. Oh. You guys are sick. A little peck on the lips. Or we should just kiss in front of her. And then giggle. And then we'll run away from her and hide behind the couch. Yeah, just stare at her. It's going to be at your wedding, so you have to do that at your wedding. Oh, yeah. That's probably a good place for us to meet her, because we'll be responsible. You'll be on, well, not responsible, but on somewhat of a behavior. We'll be there. We'll be, yeah. We'll be around about it. So I started singing a lot of Brown songs, like putting my name into songs and singing them on the weekend and a lot more than usual. And what did she think? She, yeah, she started doing it too. Oh, well, you get someone singing the Brown. Oh, my God. The Brown tunes are addictive. Imagine if they got married and then that's all they did. Just on weekends, just sang Brown songs. Well, he gets me. We do a duet at our wedding, Brown songs. Yeah, so Michael's wedding this fucking Saturday and, man, holy shit, are you excited? Yes. Yeah, it's, look, it's a long time coming. It's, I'm ready for it to, for it to happen. I can't wait to go to a wedding and... And it's not yours and you have to deal with it? Yeah. It's nice. Yeah, it's like, it's scary when it's your own. Like, you got to make sure it's fucking... Oh, yeah, you can't really enjoy it as much. Even being in the wedding party can be a bit taxing sometimes. Yours wasn't, but like, I know it can be like a lot because you sort of got to be there for them. Yeah, well, I got to do a speech, but that's all right. I don't, I don't fucking mind too much about that. I guess like... But yeah, I suppose I got to try and help make sure everything goes to plan. But thank you, Amber. She's fucking done it. Yeah, she's literally done fucking everything. So yeah. Everything, yeah. That's unbelievable. What did you, I had to actually, she sort of sort of... I had to do, I was in charge solely of a few jobs. Yeah, see. You've had nothing. I had to help with the music. Oh, you got the... We'd go through music together and I'd pick a few songs that I liked. You had to buy your jacket. The fucking Oasis plan. Yeah, Amber came. Amber came with that. Oh yeah, she sort of helped with the jacket. She helped with most of it. Sort of. That's a little Nick. He helped Michael with the jacket. Yeah, yeah, I've actually, well put a story up soon for him to say thank you. For who? Little. So little Nick was a guy that me and James worked with at the video shop. And yeah, he was like four in nine months. Sorry. Sorry, dude. He had a slight pause in conversation. No, one of, yeah. So basically one of... All right. Amber on the sponsors. He helped me out. He was a legend. He gave me slash the price on the suit. Little Nick. Is that Nick? No, no. Nick Labarro is a big Nick. But yeah, we had two nicks there. But yeah, a little Nick worked with us. And yeah, we'll... A blockbuster. He's a good dude. A blockbuster with me and James. He was like super young and we'd be super weird to him. Did you ever fuck him? I tried. We're here to have a fun laugh. So sit back, relax. Pack a big fat bong pipe or joint and fucking lie down and tell everyone to get fucked and get ready. Because we've got a jam-packed episode. We've got Matt vs. Michael. We've got Tinder Adventures. We've got fucking crazy shit happening. Holy shit. We've got PO Box. We've got questions. We've got fucking prank call. Crazy shit. We're going to prank call at one of our editors, roommates. Bong break. Wait, wait. Before you bong break. No. I found something on the weekend. So I went to IGA, right? And I didn't realize this. But IGA have like a kid section in the IGA with toys and stuff. Of course you went straight to the kid section. And there was some cool stuff there. But what I found was they have stickers. Stickers for fun. Stickers for fun. And so anyway, you all know that donuts are some of my favorite food. That's not a donut man. And yeah, basically they had little donut stickers. And you know, I already had one donut on there, but it fell off because the guy wasn't stickery enough. And anyway, strawberry donuts are my favorite donut. Stay out of the fucking kid section, man. Strawberry. Sorry. Strawberry donut. My favorite. Have you been fucked? So put strawberry donut there. Just send to the word. And anyway, IGA, IGA, Marama Downs, the stickers in the kid section. I'll see you there. Now go and have a fucking bong break. Suck down, feel your lungs out, hold it in for five seconds and spew it out and we'll be right back with TLM. And we're back. Now, before we get into the ringworm sponsors, I have a question. How do you flip someone off? Do it to the main camera. Show your best flip off. That's not how you do it. I do it like this now, but I think I used to have the thumb out because I thought it's like... 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That'd be it. I'll be out on the street. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. I wouldn't go down well. I wouldn't have much longer left. 21 day free trial. You can watch the videos of 21 days for free. See if you like him. It's Dave. You know, you fuck off for your charges. No risk. Just have a watch and see what you think, man. It's better than Netflix. Also, I'm fucking day 22. So we can't so fucking. Yeah. Suck it. Suck shit. I'm going to have a few drinks to your wedding though, but it's good. It's fun. Hey, it's like I've just been replacing it with exercise. Yeah, man. I've been I've exercised every single day since it started. Sometimes most will probably exercising like 10 or 11 times a week. Yeah. That's hot. Yeah. We're doing morning and night sessions. So you know how fat I was like two weeks ago? I've lost a bit of it. I'm feeling much fitter, much better. And like I reckon in like another month, you guys are going to be like, whoa, what the hell, bro? Marty's on the juice, bro. Because we are actually going to get on the juice. Yeah. I reckon we should let you guys know that we're not we're not shy about it. If we do get on test, I'm not fucking doing that. Why? It's scary. As we get older, your test, your test goes down naturally. And it's very like we get into that age, especially Matt, you're tested to be like halved by now. I just thought of it. It's always so sensitive. You have to snort a line of heroin, Matt, for five grand. It's going to hide. I'm going to hold you there. I'm not going to ever snort heroin. Okay. It's a safe amount. It's a safe amount. You wouldn't die. There is a safe amount. You wouldn't die. You wouldn't die. You don't know that. No, no. That's the hypothetical. You wouldn't die. You'd do heroin for 5K. Whatever. Right now, 5K, you're a bummer heroin. Seriously, you need to be more serious about your hypotheticals. You're getting ridiculous. Would you do it funny? I probably would. They used to be funny. They used to be good. They had the possibilities, meth. And then now you're just like, what's the moon? Heroin's too far, but meth's okay. Yeah. You won't even do meth. We tried to get you do it. It's not about doing it. It's about whether you could do it and I could do it. Someone bring a point of meth to the front. A point of meth to the finale. It's a live show. We'll see if we can get Matt to do it after the show. No, not meth. Heroin. Would you do heroin for 5K? I'm not going to do neither of them at the show. Don't waste your money. All right. All right. Fine. Leave your meth at home, everyone. For fuck's sake, Matt. But yeah, sober and it's feeling good exercising our fucking asses off. If we do get on test, we'll tell you guys about it though. Because like, I'd be curious to know. I probably won't do it. I think me and James are considering it. But I'm just going to make sure that, because my blood pressure's gone back up because I fucking destroyed myself for a long time. And now I'm kind of feeling the after effects. I just got to make sure that doesn't like fuck with my heart. Because if a test makes your muscles big, your heart's a muscle. And it gets big. I'll show you. It's got to be careful, you know. All right. Well, look. Okay. I've got a new one for you then. This one is hard to deny. All right. You have to go down the world's biggest slide. And you get 30K. The world's biggest slide. Yeah. For 30K. Yeah. What? Water slide? Yeah. And then you get knocked out cold. Yeah, I'd do that. But the slide, you didn't realize. It goes for 30 years. 30 years. That would be pretty. Imagine a slide that takes a week or even an hour. Yeah. An hour down a slide. That would be good. I'd enjoy an hour long. Yeah. Hypothetical. You have to cut your, you have two, you get given two choices and you have no choice but to choose one or the other. Cut your hair and live your life or marry Amber. Marry Amber. Cut my hair. Yeah. See how stupid that was? That's what your hypothetical. Okay. I've got a better one. Okay. This one is you get paid 100 bucks to say it's Monday when it's actually Tuesday to everyone at work. Okay. So that could be, yeah, I could. But really you got to stand by it. And if people try to show you the violence, look at what you say, shut up. You have to like, you have to just deny and say it is Monday for fuck's sake. 100 bucks. What would you say per person? Everyone at work. Or what do you say that? 100 per person or just 100? That's just 100 bucks. Yeah. I'll do that. All right. Well, let's do that. We'll do that tomorrow. Thank you, man. Yeah. All right. Let's, let's move on. Let's move on from these, from these hypotheticals. And let's get into something a little bit more serious. All right. It's Matt first, Michael. Hit it, man. Matt first, Michael. It's Matt first, Michael. It's Matt first, Michael today. Matt first, Michael. It's Matt first, Michael. It's Matt first, Michael today. Yeah. Come, come, come, come. Oh, who was it? Come, have fun. Come, have fun. Come, have fun. Come, have fun today. Bottle of cum. All right. It's 1816 to Michael right now. It's 1816 to Michael. And Michael and Matt are competing for the coveted bottle of mince that sits within this box. Whoever wins gets to keep the bottle of mince. All right. This is, this is what this whole show revolves around. This bottle of mince. You know how much energy and effort and cells and blood, sweat, tears and other fluids went into that bottle? A lot. A lot. If you get it, you potentially get more life. Dude, this could change the world. There's a billion babies in there, man. Who is better at movie character impressions part two? All right. So this, we are not telling you the movie. Okay. We're just going to tell you the name of the character and then you have to go. Okay. You've got an advantage because you know every single film that was ever made, especially the shit one, kind of why I pulled it out. If you say a character, I might not know. Oh, wow. Matt, come on. Where's your confidence? Hey, where's your comfort confidence? Man, I'd know Harry Potter. Shut up. All right. Paper scissors rock to see who goes first. Massive. You have to win this game. Paper rock. Would you like to go first or second knowing that Michael might not know the character? So if you do it first, then you might refresh his mind and it might, it might be like, oh, I know that person now. Do we both have to do the same character? Yes. Okay. Choose wisely, Matt. Really think about this. Well, I know what you're sure, but I can't make the decision for you that because that would be cheating against Michael. It makes sense. If you go second and he doesn't know one of the characters, he has to just make up an impression. Yeah, I'll go second. All right, Michael, your first character. So you have to go second for the whole game. Oh, shit. That's fully for client. Actually, sorry. Whoever loses goes second. We'll do that. Right. That's an event. Yeah. Okay. Fair is it fair? All right. The first movie character, which you have to do an impression of Michael is Tony Montana. Matt's laughing because he knows. Do you know who that is, Matt? Yeah. Do you know who that is, Michael? I don't know. This is actually good because you know why? I feel you had a huge advantage in the long hair game. Like a huge advantage. Yeah, he did. I have zero hair and I've had zero hair for like three years. You've got really long, thick arse hairs, though. You can't lose your memory of hair. Hair's hair. You've been hair when you were a kid. I feel like even when Matt did have hair, it was never like yours. He never had long hair. It was always wispy and thin. He's never had to style long hair. Even as a 14-year-old, he started balding. I didn't manage. But you've got a massive... Who the fuck is... I'm thinking Montana. Hannah Montana right now. Could be. Could be. Could be Hannah Montana's dad. Have a stab. You've got to do Tony Montana's impression. Hannah Montana. It is. It's fucking Hannah Montana's dad. All right. So just a monologue? Yeah. A monologue could just be a sentence. Yeah, yeah. Wait. Go ahead. Jesus, Hannah. Why'd you go and fart in the mack? We need that. That's my little Tony Montana. All right, Matt. That's Hannah Montana's dad, probably. Man, that didn't even sound like that. That sounded like a guy like challenging another guy on a basketball court in Gangster, America. Really? I was trying to be like country-western. No, the ending was very LA Gangster. Shit. All right, Brown. I can just say whatever I want, can't I? Yeah. I don't know the exact... It's a monologue. I don't know if the exact lines, but... Yeah, you don't have to say exact lines. Try analogue. Oh, fuck. I'm going to do this. If you do know exact lines, then... I'm going to do something similar to that. Yeah, man. You know? Because none of her can handle the bad guy. Yeah. That's terrible. All right, I didn't know who Tony Montana was either. Oh, hang on. Can I do it more? Yeah, go on. Say hello to my little friend. All right, now I get a second go, because he had a second go. No, I just knew another line. Damn it. All right, look, Matt is up 1-0, all right? Fuck! That guy's from the movie Scarface. I didn't know who his dad was. That was... Might be. We don't know. That's what I thought it was. One-0 to Matt. Matt, you have to go first with this next character. Okay. The next character is Yoda. Oh, I've got it. I've won. No, you've won. You can do these pitches. Hang on, let me just think of a one. I think I've won, actually. Strong you are. Powerful you're not. That wasn't bad. Have some confidence. Because otherwise you make it seem like you didn't. You did it, shit. When I thought it was pretty good. Okay. Yeah. I'd like to see what he goes. We can't give feedback. Hit that tone. Ooh! Fausty one! No, you did go on, brother. Shit! He started off good, but then gone. Voice was better, but you didn't do the thing where he puts the switches. I think I need one more sentence. All right, go on. Can you give them a sentence, Mark? Yeah, okay. Just a short one. Even like four or five words. Can we just do another one of ourselves? No, because I want to hear the same thing because it's about the voice. Okay. Shit. It's hard because even when he speaks normally... Okay. Is that a line he says, what I said? No. That was from betweeners. I think. All right, the sentence is, patience you must have, young padawan. That's very good. So, Brown has to go first, hey? Yeah. You can do the... But I don't think it's... Because when he says that line... I love when Matt practices. Patience you must have, my young padawan. Patience you must have, man. Dude! You're going well! I can't do it, okay. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Patience you must have, young padawan. I can't do it. It's so hard. I've got too much of a deep voice. Patience... Oh, shit. It's going, it's coming out. It's coming out 100%, wasn't it? Patience you must have, padawan. Oh, it's tough. It's very tough, Matt. What are you going? Yeah, both very shit. Yeah, both very shit. Michael's sentence was a bit off. He just said patience you must have padawan. I think the second one were equally shit. I bet I think Michael had a slight lead in the first one. So I'm going to give this round to Michael. Oh, I thought he was going. All right. Both times. All right, let's do it. One all. All right, come on, Matt. You need to bring this back. All right, Matt, let's go second now. This is Jack Sparrow. Oh, no. Now remember, Matt, you can use your knowledge of movies here because you probably know a line from that movie. Yeah, got it. Boom. All right. Fuck. Good luck, Michael. Fuck. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad at all. Weddings. I love weddings. Drinks for everyone. Oh, fuck. I wanted to hear you. Oh, man. I'm giving it to Matt. Accent accent and tone was pretty close. Yeah. Yeah. Michael's accent went a bit skewed toward the end. All right. You won to Matt. Next character is... Did you agree with that, Matt? Yeah. Okay. Next character is Gollum. Oh, I can't... Well, we might have a tie. We might have a fucking final. Who has to go first this time? You go first because you won that round. Oh, come on, Matt. You can do this. Yeah, I know, but it's hard. I'm not good with voices. I know the characters, but I don't have good voices. Let me just channel this. Let me channel this. Yeah, yeah. Commit. No lack of confidence at the end. Come on. You can do it. Back yourself, Brown. Put yourself in the Lord of the Rings. Back the Brown. You are Gollum. Stupid offices! Okay. I can feel the self-hages as soon as he finishes. Look at him preparing. What's his name again? Gollum. Gollum. Or Schmigel. Schmigel loves his presence. Very well. Outstanding. That was better than the actual character. I brought it back. Two all. All right. Final one. Okay. Who goes first? Okay, I'll ask this time. Who goes first? All right. Professor Snape. Oh, no. What does one student be doing around here this time of night? Oh, my God, dude. I think if you listen to him, that sounds nothing like him. Dude, I wanted to punch myself in the face. Clearly, fame isn't everything. Oh, wow. Is that just your normal voice? Yeah. It's tough. Yeah, fuck, man. I thought you had that. But I was just, you know, clearly, fame isn't. You need to just monotone it a bit. Harry Potter. What are you doing in a hallway, Potter? We should have Marty versus James. Oh, dude, can you try it? I would like to fuck your mother, Potter. I think he did one or two. Yeah, he actually did. You're right. That was factually correct. Oh, man. Well, yeah. Like who wins? Like that's fucking fucking. Can we go to the final round? Yeah, look, we're going to have to have another one. All right. Tie that one. All right. Shrek. Oh, you get to go first. Shrek. Holy shit. Okay. Oh, that's tough. Because not only is it a voice, it's an accent. A thick Scottish accent. That'll do, donkey. That'll do. Oh, wow. One. Get out of my swamp. Wow, dude. That's very good. He was fat-busted from fucking Austin Fowler. Oh, fuck, man. Fog all wins it. Do you reckon? Surely that was better than fucking Matt. I am. I'm very good. I thought the expression was better. Michael has taken a three-point lead. It is 19 to 16. Matt needs to win the next three in a row. Otherwise it's all over come the finale. And if it is, if it is all over come finale, we'll just give Michael the bottle and he can do with it. Whatever he wants during the live show. Then I own the life. He owns your nut juice then, man. Millions of your children. An entire generation of brown children. It's not children yet. It's just called life. I own your life then. Six months worth of brown spunk hump. I don't really want to talk about it anymore. That was, I am movies. I am the actual movies. Yeah. You're a movie. Pretty good. I was a cinema for a second then. You're a bigger movie nerd than me. I'm fully movies. Wow. That just, oh man. That hurts. Anyway. All right. Let's move on. 1916. Well done everyone. Let's give a round of attention to the whores. All right, guys. Let's keep moving. It's time for the Brown's Tinder adventures. Hit it, Brown. T-I-N-D-O. We have Matt's Tinder. Matthew Brown has lost control now. These women will lose their soul. Do you want to stay for it, James? No, I'd like to listen to it. I see. I need Tinder phone once again. T-T-I-T-T-I. Cut all this, Connor. Sorry. Oh, look at the sweat from James. T-T-I-N-D-O. It's getting warm, dude. When's summer? Don't. I guess it's jamming against something. Don't listen to me then. Is it jamming against something? Yeah, something's broken with it, dude. How do you break everything in the house? Oh, wait. Is that shutting now? No, it's not. Do you want to get under there and check that you're not jamming against something? Does it go up? It's just malfunctioning. Check. Just make sure a cord's not wrapped up in it. That's what I'm saying. You useless s***. Yeah, no, it's broken, dude. Can you fix it, please? Can you put your head under there and check there's no cords in it? That's just how it is now. I'm scared your cord is under there and the mechanics of it all? Or are you pushing on it? Like are you tapping it like that? Yeah, I was doing this. That's annoying. Did you confuse me? I'm really confused. Did you thought of the couch in our function? Oh s***, now it's... Oh, are you spinning on it? Did something, dude? F***ing malfunctioned it again. All right, here we go. So this is a segment where we have taken over Matt Brown's Tinder. Even though he's in a happier relationship now and he's no longer on the market, we refuse to give up. We want to plan B, C, D, E, F all the way to H for Matt. Why? It's in case. It's in case something goes wrong. It's in case you screw this up. I don't... Do I do that? Do you do that? Are you in a relationship? Yeah. Do you before this relationship? I have before. And what happened? Exactly. Here we are. All right. Yeah. I reckon we'll go to J. All right. We can do that. All right. So Matt matched with his chick and like she didn't message. Like they matched and then she didn't message. So Matt got a bit annoyed at that. Are you seriously making me message first? Lol. Okay. I'll bite. How are you, baby? Oh, fuck. Lol, okay. Yeah, I'm good thanks. How are you? Yeah, I'm real good. Like I haven't been this good for years, I think. I'm turning into a man my father would have been proud of. Did you get fucking tank fuck drunk over the weekend? I did. Oh, well that's good then. No, I didn't actually. I'm a single mom, but I usually go out with my mates when I don't have them. You go out to the valley? Yeah, I started in the valley. All I remember for my blackout night is putting a stranger in the safety position while he was power-vomiting straight up in the air and scraping blood off my face towards the end of the night. I woke up on the South Bank beach. What's your kids do? School and shit? Fuck. They go to daycare. I only work part-time as I'm trying to get into nursing. Yeah, cool. Oh, and this other thing I remember, I stole this chick's drink and necked it in front of her. She tried to slap me but I rocked back out of the way and slagged in her face as I rocked back forwards. I was so twisted. What's your dreams and shit? Okay. I work in pharmacy at the moment. I want to do nursing and I'm waiting to go back full-time work and I will buy a house once I go back full-time. Or also like to travel, blah, blah, blah. What about you? Oh, yeah, she was so shocked. Big red wine-colored golly slapped on her cheek. Oh, that's so sick. So you can get like heaps hectic drugs and shit? Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, no way. So like Xanax and shit, we should meet up. I pay like $100 for a few Xanies. Last time I did Xanax, I told my sister to get in the boot of my car and she did. I drove around for hours with her in there. Xanax isn't the good stuff. I just spent all types of better stuff like fentanyl, dexaphenamine and marijuana. Oh, holy shit. Can you get fentanyl? What's it like? Well, I only dispense it, but I have had it in hospital and you can instantly feel it on your body. Best drug. I don't do drugs, but I like being on fentanyl. Could you get me some? This is crazy. I just want to feel what it's like once. Let's do it together. I don't roll like that. Oh, I respect that. What about Valium? Can you get me Valium unmatched? Wow. She stuck around for far too long. Yeah. That was crazy. Yeah, I know. It's like when you hear someone gollied on a woman's face and finds that funny, you don't stick around. You don't see, oh, maybe he's not really like that. Oh. A big red wine golly after you sculled her drink, Matt. That's fucked, man. Oh, that was fucked. Matt starts his conversations. Oh, my God. I'm sand in a bag. Have you got any secrets? Oh, hi, sand in a bag. Yes, I do have secrets. I'm like three massive sandbags that stop floods. Tell me one secret and I'll tell you one. It's so liberating telling secrets to a complete stranger because there's no judgment. At least just stopping floods is great work. I don't have secrets that I'm willing to share with anyone. Oh, you must have good secrets. Oh, it's okay. I don't even know you. Who am I going to tell? No one I talk to knows you. That's why it's so perfect. How about I start? No. Lol, okay. How about I just tell you a secret and you just see what you reckon. No pressure. You don't have to tell me one back. I think you're thinking this is going to be worse than it is. Oh, go on then. What's this secret you want to tell me? I'm permanently erect. I have a medical condition where my dick is as hard as a piece of wood all the time. It's something to do with my blood circulation around my groin. Very rare. See, just something fun and cheeky like that. Oh. Just something light to start the convo. Yeah. I once hit a horse with my ute and had to put it down with a tire iron. I never told the farmer what happened. He thought it was his neighbor. How do you know he thought it was his neighbor? He told me I was working for him at the time. Once I picked up a handful of dead leaves on the ground and tossed them into a pram with a baby in it while the mother was inside a bottle shop. I don't know why I did it. It made the baby cry. Mum left the baby? That's wild. Yeah, that's partly why I did it, I think, to teach her a lesson. Once I saw my brother forcing cutlery up his ass, spoons and forks mostly. I think he had a weird kink and I don't know why I watched it for as long as I did. Spoons and forks that you ate with? Yeah. He always wanted to do the dishes and now we know why. I smoked meth for two years at high school. It nearly ruined my life. I still have the pipe I used to smoke with. Wow. Why do you keep it? To be honest, I don't think I've ruled out starting to smoke again. When I was travelling in Bali, I went for a night walk and I saw a kid slip into a creek. Instead of helping, I just stayed quiet and watched. Someone jumped in and saved him, but it was close. I wanted to see him die. To make things worse, the person that saved him saw me so I stepped forwards into the light and he looked down and saw that I had an erection. Oh my God. That's fucked up. I worked part-time at a retirement village and used to take shit from the oldies. Alcohol, money lying around, antiques, et cetera. Geez, you sound like a gem. I lied about my dad cheating to mum, which led to their divorce. I did it because dad never treated mum right. I'm a coward. Anyway, that's enough for now. See how liberating it is? Once I finger a pig, I've hidden bones around my house. I started a rumor about my girlfriend in high school that her tits were wonky and she left to school. I'm currently standing in my window naked and this family's walking past. Keep in mind that I have a medical condition regarding my penis. She hasn't replied. Oh my fucking God, dude. That is so fucked. That one was rough. Oh. Fuck. You tried to see your kid drown. They wanted to see him die. That is so fucked up, man. Something that starts with this. I feel like such a scummy bag of shit right now. Big night? Yeah, exactly. You know those nights when you wake up and you cringe when you start to remember all the dumb shit you did when you were drunk? I'd one of those, but like mega bad. Well, I can't say I ever really do dumb stuff, LOL. But I'm sure it would have been pure entertainment if everyone was watching. Oh, really? Good for you. I think it was a bit beyond entertainment. A few of my friends haven't spoken to me since. Not to mention the pub we were at might be pressing charges. Oh my God, what did you do? It's going to sound weird. And I'm usually never like this. I was really, really drunk, so just keep that in mind. I kept doing this thing where I would chirp like a bird at the top of my lungs. Tweet, tweet, tweet! And shit like that. I was doing it to piss my mates off, but it was just meant it was like funny banter. Usually the boys think I'm funny, but yeah, I just kept making tweet, tweet sounds at the top of my voice whenever my mates were talking. I feel like an hour of me interrupting my mates. People started complaining and my mates were heaped over it too. But it just kept going and I thought it was fucking hilarious. Long story short, one of my mates lost his temper and pushed me. I saw Redd and started screaming Tweet, tweet, tweet! And pegged my pint glass into the crowd at the pub. So they called the cops in security and removed me. I woke up so embarrassed and I still am. Anyway, how are you? Oh no! Shit, it's like that fucked up that it does sound like that's something you did. Like that someone, like you could do that. Fuck me. Yeah, that was good. That was... It's more... Sorry. Sorry. It's believable. Wow. I would spin on the spot as fast as I could if I knew it would make you like me. Like really fast. I would be a blur. I don't even know how to respond to this. Best line I've heard in ages. I'm spinning right now. I spin so fast that my blood pools in my fingertips. They're all swollen and I feel sick. I want to be with you. That was a fresh conversation. Oh dude, that's beautiful. I was curious about the reply I was going to say. I spin for you? That's good. My number one priority is creating a connection. What's your stance? Well things won't go anywhere without a connection. So it needs to exist from the outset. To be all be created. And plus you can't watch Netflix without one. My nose is bleeding because I stood up on a chair and didn't see the ceiling fan. I stood up explosively and the fan slammed into my fucking dumb nose. That doesn't sound good. Hope you're okay. My nose is like split in half. The doctor says I need surgery. I'm so angry at myself. I'm fucking scared. Fuck! Sounds painful. Why were you standing on the chair? I was trying to look on top of the cupboard. I'm going in for surgery today. Do you want to get a drink? Oh, there's no reply. Well yeah, ongoing conversation. It must be so confusing because it's like it just happened but then you just went to the doctor. Well this is over two days. Oh yeah, so it's spread out. I went to the hospital and they booked in. I didn't explain that. Morning, Matt. Fuck off. She starts with that. You say fuck off, Matt. No, I said something way better. I mean, jesting large amounts of glitter. You know the glue that has glitter in it? It's actually really nice because it's scented. What you around do. What? What you around do. I don't know. I don't know. Fuck it, dude. What you around do. Dude, that's so good. Oh man, fucking hell. All right, and that's the end of our adventure for the wake everybody. What you around do. I could be on something. All right guys, it's time for Matt's favorite segment that has the lowest retention rate. It's Q&A time. You have all the questions and we have all the answers and we've got lots of dances for you. And this is a segment where we answer your questions. So if you want to leave us a question comment on the Muddy and Mocklefully actual YouTube channel we answer the most liked questions first and so once you've asked your question you scroll through and like the other questions you want us to answer and remember we are two weeks behind. So if you post a question and go oh my god my questions are most liked and then the next week you're like what the fuck did I even answer my question? It's two weeks. You've got to wait two weeks for us to answer your fucking question, okay? I'm really spitty today. Like a snake. A threatened snake. It's got the same name as you. It didn't attack me. I think it thought I was one of my own. Brown for a brown. We went for a walk and we walked past it and I heard this. We both turn at the same time and it's like slithered into rocks. You probably saw your ID. Anywho. I hate it brown. No! Sorry. Alright first question from Steven Hunt. Could you do another segment where Marty speaks German or bring back any of the German segments for the past? Is that the most liked? No we don't have the most liked anymore. Yeah look if the people want it yeah of course. I didn't know that that was something that you guys missed so dearly but yeah we can fucking do that. We started this podcast with a bit of German gibberish. Yeah well you brought it back. Dimensions influence gain a Huskenburger. So maybe he's saying that the goals are for us and something about a Huskenburger. That's good dude. That's a German burger. A Huskenburger. Maybe if there's any Germans at the live show we can bring them on stage and I'll just speak German to them. Oh dude I would love that. Oh man. I would love that. Let's kill someone. Let's get a big long rope and kill someone from the roof. How would you kill someone? Put them on top of a ladder like so it's a big long ladder and a rope and then push the ladder out. I'd just palm their nose into their forehead. That would take so many hits to kill I reckon. How would you do it Brown? I wasn't really listening to what you guys said. How would you kill someone? I don't know. Imagine getting a potato peeler and just peeling their skin off until they die. And then watch it from a distance. I guess it'd be easy. Or I'd be like let's go for a swim in the beach and just drown them. Accidents happen all the time. Well yeah you would too if the client is. Exactly. There was no question that got a high number of likes. There was mostly comments that got lots of likes. The highest liked question was actually why is Matt's stigma segment not longer? Oh my god. He said by far the best bit of the podcast. That was from Giles. What the fuck? There are sticker lovers out there. There is a sticker question. It's getting quite full now. What are you going to do? Are you going to put a layer on a layer? We're talking about doing a sticker board in the background. I don't know. We'll see what happens. It'll never happen. You just double up. I reckon you'd go until it's a stickers or cloth water. You should put them on you and then keep them on there. I thought about making a sticker suit. We'll get a stickers tattooed on you. Next question is from GeekVans198. What's your favourite cracker milk video? They're going to be here this afternoon. They might be here by the end of the podcast. They're going to re-shoot some stuff. My favourite would be... Fuck. I think I like a lot of the ones with the angry dart in it. That's fucking cool. The belt there coming up. And I've starred, or not starred, but I've featured one of the upcoming trailers that involves that. That was funny. I like this. They're Elias when they're talking about Lord of the Rings. And they're sitting on the couch and he's like, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it. And then he says the fact from the movie. That happens behind the scenes. I also enjoyed the Star Wars trilogy one. That's very, very, very, very, very funny. But my by far my favourite is how to do the perfect headshot. And they shoot the chicken the head at the end. Anyway. What about that one where they're shaking the can and then you think the can is going to go and then shoot him in the head? Oh, you know, actually, no, I take it back. The west one I put the cap on with the propeller. And they spin it and they rise in the air. And then she's like, give me a go and they spin it. And then she flies up and she lands into the two towers. That was funny. That was also the one, the recent one where they were like, if there was this fairy that came out of the forest and said, you can cure cancer if you just stop talking about bouldering. Do you know what bouldering is? Bouldering is where you rock climb without a forcliner. Are you being fucking serious? No, serious. It was good. I enjoyed it. I hadn't seen the one, I don't think. It just came out. Paradorm pilot also asked about stickers. He said, how has Matt managed to brown his way into getting his own sticker segment? I think there's some lag on the mics, Brent. Is that your mic? Surely. I didn't hear it. No way. He's lying to you. Like I said, no way. We just got him. What was the question? It's triple. I don't know what's going on everyone, but come on. Don't make me lose respect for a chunk of our audience here. One fucking sticker segment, man. The question is from Ann Gash Flaps. Let me say it. Gash Flaps. He's not a term that I've heard or gone a whole life without hearing. Where does Gash Flaps come from? It's just, it's Gash and it's got flaps. What is Gash, Marty? Because some people won't understand what you mean. Slit. What's slit mean? Curtain. Flickery. Hang down. Meet. Flick. Flick. Flick. Stick it in there. Stick it in there. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Oh. Oh. Kansas. Hang on, I'm going to save that one for a bit later. Come crack. Oh. Oh, shit. Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh. It's a jab hot. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh. It's a jab hot. It's good. Next question is from the creek. The creek. That's so fucked up to me. The creek. The creek. The creek. The creek. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Sorry, mate. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Okay. That's enough. Holy shit. The creek is fucking quality. The gunk shed. Oh. Oh. The creek still trumps it, dude. Holy shit. The creek. It's got a stream. Oh. Okay. Sorry. You can cut most of that, Connor. Next question is from Lucy. Lucy. For a map versus Michael, they should have either a worms off or a fortnight battle. A fortnight battle. It'd be quite a worms. Michael wins 9 out of 10 times. Probably. Well more than that. I had a 9.8. There you go. He wins 98 out of 100 times. So it'd have to be a fortnight off. But yeah, I guess so. But it's like, it would take a long time. And you guys probably wouldn't want to watch that. We'd enjoy it, but I don't think it's quality. Yeah, it'd literally be like 50 minutes just on gaming. It's a client. Next question is from Li Mi Han. What happened to Brown Town's new chairs? Will we see another one of the live? Yes, you will see a fresh chair at the live. Just like you did last time. A fresh chair which we'll hear will carry on for 10 episodes into the next season too. It's going to be in Craigs. So you get an upgrade from the fridge. I like the fridge. Sorry. Thank you, mother. It's a beautiful fridge. The final question is from the wonky donkey. One, two, three, one. That one sentence. We are fucking good at partying. From the wonky donkey. If you guys invented a new sexy toy or a sex toy in this world, what would it do and what would you name it? Three large rubber prongs that rotate independently. They shoot off that way that way and that way they stab in and out as well. And they've got balls on the end of them that release a black fluid. What did you call it? The fuckmaster 29950. And you put it in your bum. It's like a gizmo. He fucking does all your gizmo later. He says, push up your collar. That's what I want to do. Oh. That's what I want to do. That's what I want to do. That's what I want to do. That's what I want to do. Black ink? What was that fucking black liquid drips from it? I didn't know, man. Oh, shit. What would you do? I'd make three statues. One would be like this covering their mouth. One would be like this covering their eyes. One would be like this covering their ears. And then I'd make the first one go, I speak no evil. And then the second one say, I see no evil. And then the third one say, I hear no evil. And there would be a sex toy. Yeah. What would your sex toy be, bro? Mine would be a little finger. And every time you put it in, it screams out. Help! As it goes in. I think they already have that. That'd be more of a gag. Help finger. Anyway, that's the end of the Q&A's, everybody. Isn't that exciting? All right, guys. It's time. For P.O. Box. And if you want to send us something, send it to P.O. Box 256-Tag and 4018 Queensland Australia. We open everything live on the fucking podcast. We have a fucking jar full of pubes that we're going to glue to Matt's head. We get sent the most fucked up shit. We never know what it is. It's pure excitement and holy shit grenades. It's very good. How many pubes have we got now? We'll put clag glue on the brown skull. Man, that is a lot. I can't believe. What's a full head of hair? We're going to be able to... We'll spread them out. It's going to look very funny. You're going to have hair again. He's not here. Huh. I thought it was there. This is my leg hair. This one? The grayish one? It's not as dark. There's some like gray sort of ones in there that are freaky. Shit. Hair smells, man. A masturbate to Matt Brown's sister's Instagram account and bikini photos. That's pretty funny. It's been a while. So this is just directed at you, Matt. What's she not showing the camera, dude? Just in case we get... Found. Is there hair in there? I feel like there's some hair. Got something to show you guys. Oh, yes. Michael? And they have returned. Oh, man. We haven't heard that for a while. You're welcome. Oh, wow. Smelling today. Cancer. I can tell when you get offended by reading half my letter trying to roast me. Stop. I don't want to do that one. Yeah, basically... Fuck you. What do you have? What's your rebuttal to him? He's zero to me. Is he getting to you at all? Semi-location. Are you half offended? No. I say we meet. Sydney Harbour Bridge. He's coming to the live show. We'll take him backstage. Would you kiss him for 30K? With tongue? I'd do more. Three minutes. Heavy tongue. 30K. And your mum has to watch. We've got a lot to get through. I know what it is. What is it? Is it Brittany? Is someone sent a sand? How'd you know that? Oh, this is for me. Oh, basketball card, I bet. Two P.O. boxers. It doesn't say. It says from the United Kingdom, but I think it's for me. The suspense is killing us, Matthew. You're taking too long. Stickers. Big cactus rescue. No gods, no masses, no mealy bugs. Very good. Big cactus rescue. Wow, that's cool. So they do have a cactus business. Give that to Martin. Keep it brutal, you guys. Trixie and Martin at Big Cactus Rescue. Yeah, look, Trixie and Martin. Oh, very nice. There you go. I'm going to shove the Big Cactus Rescue sticker on my computer. That's very, very good. Some white stuff came out of there, which has kind of got me on edge, but I'm just going to keep rolling. It's probably just anthrax. Thank you so much, finally. It's coming together. That's no more space. Let's open that, for fuck's sake. You open this one, I think it's for you. This is hard. How? Do we have scissors? Just be very careful with it. It's very fragile. Do you reckon it's like a fucking bike or like a massive couch? Be very careful. It's fragile. I don't know where the ends and stuff. Oh, shut up. I want a new mattress so bad. It might be a one bed or koala. Oh, no, it's not. Looks like a photo frame. Oh, my God. Holy shit. That's beautiful. That's so beautiful. Oh, my God. That is an amazing drawing. Thank you so much, guys. So I believe there's a note here. We've gotten a picture of late Bosley drawn very well. Oh, and there's a letter too. And a medic description badge underneath him. Hi, Marty and Michael and the whole crew. Sorry for the shit handwriting. When Bosley first became ill, I commented I would love to try and draw Bosley for you. Your awesome wife, Monique, reached out and asked me if she could commission a piece for you. I absolutely said yes, free, of course. I tried my very best, but I couldn't do your Bosley any justice. I wanted it to be perfect for you. Fuck, I'm going to need more paper. So I just paid a local artist to do it for me, Nikki Dawson, Inc. It was taken a few weeks to complete. I added the frame and medic badge. It's a way of saying thank you for making me laugh every single day, mate. I hope you like it. I have also included two of my own drawings for you. Lucky, cunt, owning and original by me. It's not framed though. Thanks, mate. James Izard. Oh, man. Thank you so much, James. That's bloody beautiful. Did you draw these? Look at that. That's absolutely insane, the detail in that. That is beautiful. That's one of the most sentimental gifts we've ever been given. That is so beautiful. This is going to go up somewhere very special and we're going to look at it every single day. Wow. There you go. That's like the nicest thing we've ever been sent. That shits all over the gremlins. Are you sure? Yeah, that shits all over everything else we've ever been sent. So thank you. Man, very talented. Thank you very much, guys. It's absolutely beautiful. I'll just put that somewhere. We'll find a home for that immediately. All right. That's the best PO box we've ever had. All right. Apart from those fucking stickers. Sorry. Now let's do prank call. All right, guys. Hit it, Brown. Your time is there for us to waste. Picking up your phone was your first mistake. Ha ha ha ha ha. It's prank call time. It's time for the prank call, everyone. And this segment is brought to you by Mother. Mother energy. You want energy? Drink a mother. You want your mom? Drink mother. Mother. There's a real mother. There's mothers fighting around in her. That's why it tastes so good. Mother, mother, mother. Drink it now. Drink it fast. Prank call time. All right, so calling our editor's roommate and accusing him of having a flea infestation and saying that he needs to, they need to flip on the entire apartment and it's a week-long process and they're going to have to find somewhere else to move during that time. Hi. The person you have called is not a... All right, here we go. Sorry. Who am I speaking with? This is Jayden. I just missed the call. I'll be back. Unit. Correct. Yeah, that's the one. Look, we've just had some reports that there is a... from one of your neighbors that there's fleas coming into their apartment and... we've... we've heard... since we've heard this report and you guys have a pet living there at the moment. Is that correct? That is correct, yeah. We've had the pet people work and everything's fine. Yeah, look, unfortunately, because this is sort of the reason why we kind of recommend people don't have cats in these units because the procedure is that we kind of have to fumigate the entire apartment and... at the tenant's expense and since it is a pretty sort of toxic fume that they use, we kind of recommend that the tenants leave for five to seven days, roughly. Understood. Yeah, so is there a time that would suit you guys better? I know it's obviously incredibly inconvenient. So, you know, it's sooner the better just because with fleas, things sort of get out of control and there could be, you know, within a week, I think, the population of fleas can triple. So if it's bad now, they could spread throughout the entire complex and we could have an entire building that needs to be fumigated. So we kind of need to move reasonably quickly with this. Yeah. So is there... you guys... how many people living there? There's two, right? Is that right? Yeah, so is it possible, do you think, if you guys could... if we could get someone in by maybe Thursday this week, if you guys could stay somewhere for the five to seven days and also just to heads up the fumigation process costs about $1,300. But you're more than welcome to try and get a quote from someone else, but that's just the guys that we use. We've used them before. They're very good and they guarantee a 100% success rate. Hmm. Understood. Would I be able to by the end of tomorrow at the latest, let you know? Let's... yeah, okay. If not by tomorrow afternoon because I need to get contact with my roommate, obviously. Yeah, right. Let's find a way. Yeah, and you know, you've got a cat there, right? And you've been asked not to. And now look at what's happened. Look at what's happened now. It's frustrating for us as real estate agents because the other tenants in the building, they're getting frustrated and they're on edge now. There's reports coming through that there's fleas coming in through under the doors. It must be quite an infestation going on, Jayden. Okay, I understand. Look, at the end of the day here, you've fucked up bad, okay? You've really dropped the ball here. That cat is fucked. That cat is a fucking carrier of fleas and now they're everywhere. You're probably going to have to throw your bed in the bin, your clothes. It's just a fucking nightmare. Those eggs, they can lay dormant for six months. Okay, all right. I understand. I'm hearing what you're saying. You will be stopped for this. Okay. Sorry, is this call being recorded by any chance? Yes. For training and quality purposes. Are you actually a part of... No, we're not. We are the flea mafia. No, you're actually on the money and Michael fully actually put us to sleep. No fucking way. Please just quiet. Are you stupid? Stop. Is Cooper there, that little shit? I swear to God, I want to get home. I'm going to fucking boil him. Oh, dude, that was so beautiful. Fix your flea, Sweden. You've been set up by Cuba, man. No, ask your way. You really stopped, got me, dude. Did you get a bit freaked out then when the real estate agent turned on you? Freaked out. My heart's still gone. It's Marty and Michael. It's Marty and Michael and Matt. Oh, you're a bunch of freaks, dude. So, dude. Man, there's something like really liberating about hearing like a real estate agent just like trip on his power and go off at someone. He completely tripped me out. Holy shit. Jaden, I must admit you took all the info very well. Right. Well, thank you very much. The way you just turned and like slowly started to get more violent and aggressive, really swampy for a loop. I was like, what the fuck is this? Oh, well, sorry to do that to you, Jaden. Oh, yeah. Don't worry. Oh, good. You enjoy the rest of your day, Matt. You don't have to kill the cat, dude. Keep the cat. Yeah, go fuck yourself. Oh, dude. See you later. Holy shit, man. 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