 I asked you to dislike the video that I posted and about a week later the video has 131,452 dislikes so so far guys let me just say thanks for that now can this video get 131,452 likes I doubt it but anyway I asked you guys to leave some mean comments in the comments because I hadn't had a reading comments video especially a mean comments video happened in a while so I thought that I would do that currently has 27,000 comments so pretty good I guess I'll just look at the the top comments I didn't plan this out at all when do I ever plan things out I don't know all right let's see what doozies you've got probably nothing good go ahead send me or hate me a Canadian physically struggles are you ready for the meanest cruelest most devastating insult I could ever deliver you will always be backflip boy then you're not very creative are you yikes you can play a role as diary of a wimpy kid very well and you don't even have to read over the lines because you pretty much have it down that was that was not bad I like how he's so irrelevant he has to beg people to dislike his content oh I mean it worked didn't it it did the only reason people watch you is to learn how to not be annoying well one man's trash is another man's treasure okay I'm not annoying to some people to most people of course I don't know why anyone talks to me normally but to some to some I'm a god I really like how most of the comments too are people responding to themselves or editing the comments saying like I'm sorry I love you you just I sprayed me you're just as funny as your father whose best joke is you that's pretty good but also I if I'm just as funny as my father then I'm pretty funny because my dad is a funny funny man I understand the joke that you made but my dad is really funny the likes are just Australian is trying to dislike the video there are few there are a few likes there's 3000 likes 3000 people didn't get the memo or 3000 people no it's 3000 people who are Australian that's cool what's the difference between you and eggs eggs get laid Ethan is the type of person that asks whether all hens are female about chickens why would I know anything about chickens I didn't grow up on a farm I was not taught a thing about chickens growing up all right I don't do any chicken research I have no idea if they're all hands I don't know dude yeah I'm stupid I already knew that but people shouldn't be surprised why does Ethan look like he's the grown-up version of Caillou who just started growing hair isn't the reason that Caillou is bald is because when they tried to add hair to him he just looked like a normal kid and there was no way to to distinguish Caillou from anyone else I'm pretty sure if you look up Caillou with hair it's pretty funny I'll just put up a picture wow Caillou with hair you look weird Ethan says Justin Bieber looks odd also Ethan exists he does though he looks weird you look like a 12 year old who just discovered he can breathe through his nose I love that why do you kids breathe so especially when kids drink drinks are why why I'm so glad that I learned eventually that's a good one though I like that you look like a poor picture from a cosmetic salon billboard that's pretty good hate comments hate is way too strong of a feeling to waste on a boy who can't even pronounce scrittle correctly you mean skillet I know now don't worry about it I'm sorry Ethan you are so insecure that you had to be the center of attention at the convention and later on in your pathetic journey you had to you just had to dye your hair blue so you and Mark would be like a pair magnets to be exact you then appeared in many of his videos congratulations you did it but you will never forget where you came from just a little introvert slash extrovert at that convention what would happen if you didn't do that backflip you would be no one you are nothing but that's not how it panned out did it Ethan can run a military course and act strong but a near peanut could be I think you meant near peanut could put him on a stretcher yeah that's my life that I am a brave soul I'm a hero guys actually if you think about it like I go every day just putting myself on the line wherever I am whether it be out in public at a grocery store at a restaurant wherever it might be even in my own home we don't have peanuts in my house obviously but I put myself on the line every day that's something that most of you would never be able to do so I'm a hero okay thanks Ethan just looks like he always has white noise playing in his brain no offense but you kind of look like Grand Gameplay I think someone said that to me once in real life I'm pretty sure someone said that to me I know people have definitely said like you look like Grand Gameplays and I'm like well I mean because I am but I think someone once said no offense but you look like you look like the type of person to say you too when the box office clerk says enjoy your movie who hasn't done that you cannot tell me that you haven't said that before because we all have all right and yes I feel like the dumbest person in the world when I do it and I'm extremely embarrassed but so does everybody else it's fine god Ethan looks like he plays piano tiles and calls himself a gamer okay but have you ever been to David and Buster's or another place like that where they have the giant piano tiles and you have to slap it's so fun and it's so intense and I want one in my home piano tiles f*** and slaps dude and you can't say anything uh uh you can't tell me it doesn't Ethan's eyebrows look like two caterpillars with excessive body hair I think I have really nice eyebrows actually do I have nice eyebrows I think I have great eyebrows you're awfully small to be so hugely irritating you're about as smart as Markiplier is humble yeah I mean I won't lie guys I'm kind of dumb am I the only one that misses when you were a nobody don't worry you haven't missed it is a is a comment when you sing you sound like a girl in fifth grade that could only sing and play riptide on ukulele I love that my brother referred to Utis on us as that channel with Mike and a twink it's so good Ethan's hair right now looks like mine when I cut it with garden scissors in my garage when I was four yeah I mean it kind of I do need to figure something out right now because it's kind of getting rough I need to trim it up a little bit more Ethan looks like the type of guy who thinks you need a rooster for chicken to lay an egg again I don't know about chickens I'm sorry the only thing common between you and Tom Holland is a great lack of lips do I have small lips maybe do I I don't know at least I don't look like I'm have a frog in my mouth the entire time have you seen those those pictures of him there's like this during whatever thing he's at and it looks like he's trying to hold a frog in his mouth I don't know I just noticed this now but Ethan your nose is actually pretty big wonder what would happen if someone broke it would it just explode looks sort of swollen are you okay this one's a lot deeper like this one's like a targeted in I mean I guess all of these are but this one seems real I think I mean yeah I've got a fairly big nose I don't know this is a hate comment now feel sad Ethan looks like the kid who eats grass in kindergarten I was absolutely the kid I don't know about eating grass but I was absolutely the kid who was on the baseball team in second grade and just sat in the outfield just picking at grass and dandelions I didn't ever play I just sat there and picked grass it's a good time simpler times Ethan I can insult you it just feels wrong and reading all of these hateful comments is awful because it feels like people have been almost waiting for an opportunity like this and they just seem so genuine and it hurts my heart I think you're very sweet and a good friend and just an awesome person overall by the way I love that you've been painting your nails it suits you and it just adds a little element that makes me love what you do and who you are even more one day I would love to meet you and in real life and it would be a dream come true love you bud keep being you that's a really sweet comment thanks I think Ethan seems like a person who would eat an unsalted pretzel and enjoy it I would not load me up with that so even baby all right the camera's about to run out of memory but I'm gonna leave this one here thank you guys so much for all of your wonderful hateful comments they were fun to read still a lot of them on original guys low hanging fruit you still go for the back flip kid you know the the I didn't read any of these comments but like blue version of puny pie blue version of Markiplier that kind of stuff you'll only be Mark's assistant little henchman boy for the rest of your life puberty jokes all on your own original I've heard them all I've heard them all anyway I'm going to leave thank you guys so much for watching hope you're having a wonderful day hope you're staying safe um yeah hope you like just hanging out of my couch with me every once in a while and thank you for all the dislikes on the last video it was so crazy seeing in the first like 30 seconds there was about 5000 dislikes which was absolutely insane so thank you for participating so much in that video hope you enjoyed so thank you guys so much for watching hope you enjoyed if you did make sure to slap that like button right in the face and I will see you guys in the next video love you all stay cranky bye