 Hey boys, can you prank all my mate Ben and then he's got his last name for the podcast. He's a plumber and he has been working on a lot on Saturdays lately. Whenever he works on the weekends he tends to slack off on the safety side of things like not wearing his orange high-viz shirt. Can you say some shit like you're a safety representative and you were past a domestic home he was working on and him saw him working without a high-viz shirt? This fucking superglue. It sticks to you, eh? I don't know. I don't know about that, man. You've got it on. Well, that's Ben speaking. Hello, Ben. It's just Miranda here from Workplace Health and Safety. How are you today? You're not bad, mate, yourself? Yeah, not too bad. So we've spoken with your boss, Andrew, from Pro- and there's been reports that you've actually been not wearing your high-viz shirt on two. I've got two dates here in front of me. Is that true at all? Yeah, I probably would have been wearing a race shirt. Yeah, right. So at the moment they're actually really cracking down on people not wearing high-viz and there's actually infringement notices being handed out. So unfortunately, yeah, we'll have to get you to pay the infringement notice and also you might have to come down and just give your fingerprints because I've just got this whole new procedure and with COVID and everything. So if you could come down and just give your fingerprints as well, that would be great. Is that a mandatory thing? Yeah, it is for everyone now just since April or something this year. Yeah, it's just passed through. Yeah, and the infringement notices. So there'll be three. There's one for indecent exposure. So it's actually deemed indecent exposure these days if you don't have your high-viz shirt on, even if you are wearing clothing underneath. Okay. Yeah, so that's the first one. And then the second one is, of course, the breach of safety. So that one's up to $450 now. And again, that's just sort of gone up just because of COVID and stuff like that. Can I just mark down here? I just got to mark down when you think you can come in to the closest office and just drop off your fingerprints and also just your, they'll have to take your mug shot and stuff as well now. Wait, when did all this happen? I've got the dates here in front of me. So the last time you were reported to be not wearing high-viz one second. That's the bloody computer. Let's see. So the first time was the 25th of July, sorry, the last time, the 25th of July. So what's that? That's two, two Saturdays ago, wasn't it? Yeah, two Saturdays ago. And then the one prior to that was on the 11th of July. So that was then two weekends before that. And yeah, we had to speak to your boss and everything about it. It's just not a good look for him and stuff like that. So two Saturdays ago, I wasn't even working. Well, it says here. Yeah, that's the date I've got written down here. So whoever's put a complaint in says that you were working on the 25th. Well, I don't want to argue with you, but I haven't worked this out in about three months. Well, at the beginning of the conversation, you agreed that you haven't been wearing a high-viz shirt. Okay, so please don't try and play the morally righteous card right now, okay? Because really, it's quite dangerous, to be honest. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. It's COVID around and people are always taking their bloody high-viz off and then don't get seen and boom, truck bloody takes them out of some shit. You never bloody know these days. Yeah, don't get angry with me. I'm not trying to get angry with you. I'm just saying I have a passion for my job. I'm just passionate about it. You know what I mean? So I just really want... Yeah, no, it's fair enough, but look, I genuinely haven't worked this out in about three months like in us work. That's what I'm saying. Like if there's a report coming on a Saturday, well, I haven't been working, so I don't know how that's happening. Okay, well, look, you can dispute it. Okay, you can go dispute it, but you'll have to go to the Magistrates Court and that's quite a lengthy process. It's about six months or something. So I'm just letting you know that those complaints they have been validated, that has happened. So yeah, those infringements, they're coming. Why are you yelling? I'm just a bit worked up at all. I actually work for a coal miner. Okay, coal miner. Yes. Okay, you got me. This is a prank haul. Oh my God, this is Marty. I thought you, I thought he knew for a fucking day. I thought I fucked that up right at the start. Oh, what are you picturing me as? Like a fucking... Honestly, I thought you were just some, oh, you sound really gay, I'm sorry. No way, that's funny. Oh, good on you, dude. You're a fucking champion. Yeah, you're making it in, dude. He fucking, he said to try and put on a new voice. Um, let me have a look. I think there was two mates who wrote the same fucking prank in. Make sure you change your voice as much as possible because he'll be on D. The first one is... I thought you knew as soon as we started. All right, dude. Well, thanks for being a legend and we love you. Okay. Don't forget to wear the hives. Yeah, put your hives on Josh. You see, mate? That was not bad. That was very good, dude.