 One time, I did a backflip while skiing. Well, that's very dangerous. Okay. I can type the alphabet in under two seconds. Okay. These are very good. These are good. These are very good. I can make really good beans on toast. I mean, listen to me now. Listen to me now. Are you mad? I know one truth. I know one of those truths. Yeah. No, what? Yeah. I was struggling with the last one. The secrets may amaze. This... It is. What, to your beans on toast? This is one of the secrets. One of the secrets. Uh-uh. Lord, I've never had these beans on toast before. You haven't. Here's the butterfield spice. Here's the butterfield toast. Um, I... How is it physically possible to type the alphabet in under two seconds? I don't even think that's doable. No, of course it... No, you're just... One... ABC... Actually... No, it's simple. The lie is the backflip. The lie is the backflip. The lie is the backflip. The lie is the backflip. The lie is the backflip. The lie is the backflip. You both are going for the backflip. I'm going for the alphabet, just to switch it up. Well... The lie is the alphabet. I can tell you that I have never back flipped. Oh, damn it! Never in... No, he could never. He could never. That was the first one. That was bold as well. I like that one. It was bold. Waskin. Yeah. Nah, one day. You know, Go-Ape, the place where you climb trees, I did a wee coming down the zip wire on Go-Ape at the very end, because I've been holding in the wee for the whole time, scaling the trees. I was a twin and I also was a triplet. Was. Was, unfortunately. Go on, go on. That's dark. I think it was the second one. That was a lie. The twin one? Yeah. Maybe the twin one. Yeah. No, the third one was a lie. I was not a triplet. No, that's what I meant. I was a twin in the womb. Okay. I had a twin in the womb. Because, you know, you're up in the trees the whole day. You know, Go-Ape. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're holding all the little hooks in the thing and you're climbing around and so your whole... If you need a wee, you're screwed. And so I was with my dad and he'd got down, he'd completed the trail and he was looking up at me at the top and he was like, come on, baby, yeah. Going down the zip wire. And I come down the zip wire and all this water's coming off. And he's like to the woman. He's like, is there a fault with the zip wire? That looks a bit dangerous. What's all that water coming off it? Got down. I was like, dad, we need to go now. So I went, it's a wet myself. I'm looking down, it's a wet my pants. So, yeah. Okay, I've got that. Oh, wow. Okay, here we go. Mine for some reason are all transport-related, but here we go. So, I have been in a hot air balloon. I have driven steered a sailing boat and I have ridden a motorbike. Which one is a lie? Which one's a true? Oh, oh, this is a good one. I know. I think you would have driven a motorbike. I think you would, yeah. I just believe you've driven a motorbike. Okay. I think the lie is hot air balloon. The lie is hot air balloon, isn't it? Are we agreeing? Are we agreeing? What was the second one? Steering a boat. A sailing boat. Yes, yeah. Oh, I'm going to go for a sailing boat. Just to switch it up. Okay. You're both wrong. Oh, what? So the motorbike? I said no, I said no, I said no. Which one's the truth? Which one's the lie? No, I said there's one lie, right? There's one lie. There's one lie. Which is... I think you're lying about the hot air balloon. I'm not lying about the hot air balloon. I think you're lying. I'm lying about the motorbike. No! Tad of Chip and Shane the Devil, really? No, you've ridden a... You've ridden a... I've heard you say you've... No, you've not. No, I've only been on the back. Haven't ever steered one for myself. Because I haven't got my licence and that's dangerous. And that's dangerous. So, yeah. I was born into Islam. I have five animals. And I am... This one ain't going to be a lie. I'm a cancer. I know that's a lie. Yeah, I mean... You kind of knew it already, didn't you? Whoa! Yeah. The third one was a lie. Yeah, there we go. I've got three dogs and two cats. What are they named? Jaffa, Angel and Zulu. And Marmalade and Toast. Marmalade and Toast are the two cats and Jaffa, Angel and Zulu are the three dogs. Brother and sister. Yeah, they're great. I was born in Glasgow. I went to school in Glasgow. It's all Glasgow, isn't it? It's all Glasgow. I have worked at the globe. I think number one is a lie. And I think you were born in Glasgow. Yeah, I didn't think you were born in Glasgow. I think you're lying to us. Is that right? Do we get it? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I'm annoying. Oh, my God. Okay. I can speak three languages and English being one of them. Okay. I left school before I finished. Okay. I didn't finish school. I broke my jaw when I was... 15. Okay, so I know. Yeah, you don't speak three languages. You don't speak three languages. Hold on. Have I got the game wrong? No, you tell two true facts about yourself. And then one lie. So you obviously maybe did... So I'll tell two lies then and one truth. What was the other lie? I guess that's part of the game. Let's guess. What did I say again? You said you broke your jaw and you left school early. You left school early and then you did the three languages thing. So I didn't do school early. Oh, okay. It was the first week. It was the first week of filming. And I had to get like bananas regurgitated on me. Like there was a whole sick machine that was made to puke on me. I had to give a tutorial. Extrated tutorial using a banana. That was... That was very funny. That was a highlight. It was very funny. We started off strong. Week one was solid. It set us up for like... We were just in a house in the middle of the countryside with no signal. So we just all were in the green room together just telling each other stories and jokes. So that was a really fun week. That was fun. It was really good. Set us up. It's a great bonding week. Yeah. My character Eric is full of... He's full of... Bright ideas. Bright ideas. And one day he decides to give a tutorial which you will see when the show comes out. Like that day was a bit mental. We had like a big massive bucket full of bananas that we were going to get through. We maybe went for about 300 bananas. Each time, yeah, someone, Ashley, who was actually playing opposite me, just had to sick up banana at me all day. Yeah. It's a great thing. It was, yeah. We went through... We got through about 300 bananas. It was just plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop. All day. It was very fun. There were a lot. There was a lot. It was all really fun. Yeah, it was fun. It was... It was hard to pinpoint because it was... It was actually quite shocking watching it and seeing that we actually made something. That it actually came together because it was just all so much fun but it kind of just didn't feel like we were doing any work. Headmaster Groff does a speech at one point and that really, that was a real highlight for me about vaginas. And that was a real highlight. Literally every single day. Yeah, it is. It is indeed. In a show like this, you kind of know there's going to be like, it's going to be funny moments but honestly, I think it's also the fact that we're all so close by like, throughout the whole thing. Yeah. That just the subtlest thing, just the subtlest look, you made one of us crack if we were not really... It was dangerous. He has a twitch before he starts laughing so when we're this close to each other, my nostrils start flaring and his mouth just twitches. Whatever, it's awful to say each other off. And there's culprits. There's people that are like, Amy Lou Woods, don't do a scene with that girl if you want to, like if you don't do a serious scene, it's impossible. It's impossible. So, yeah, it was fun. It was very fun though. You... He's the worst, he's the worst for laughing. Whatever was that? Where you have to have a speech. We have to do your poem. Oh my God. That was so funny. Oh my gosh, there's one, there's one F where he has to revisit a poem that he wrote. So good. Oh my gosh, it was so funny. Yeah, I had a tough time on this tub too, fair. He laughed a lot. He laughed a lot. I'm surprised I got through any of it, to be honest. It was so dope. And he always blamed it on everyone else. Yeah. But it was always him. He was the common denominator, and it'd be like, you're f***ing you. No, you. It's because I'm terrible, that's why. Yeah, he's terrible, as in like not terrible, that's why. He's terrible in saying it. He's terrible at it, is what it is. In each... He's pretending it, he's pretending like he wrote it, without giving anything away. And so his light is just amazing. Not sexy at all. No, not sexy at all. Yeah. At all. Hot. Sweaty. People watch it. It turns into... Sounds pretty sexy to me. Oh yeah, I know it does. Hot, sweaty, but flicked on it. You know, lust and disgust are quite close to each other, and they're two sides of the coin, and it was definitely in disgust territory. Trilata. Yeah. I hear you like what you're saying. Yeah, the cocksuck, mate. Did you have any problems with your cocksuck falling off? You know, I'm glad you asked that. I didn't. I had a good noose around mine. It was you. Yeah. I had to, like, sellotape, like, to my pubes. Okay. It was a bit intense, and then when I took it off, it was like... It's like a sock to cover up. Yeah, it's like a satin. It's a satin, sort of like a sack. You have to put everything inside it, and then just... And then you tape around, and then you're just ready to go. Wow. I mean... I'll be interested to see how we dealt with all the things that went on there. Yeah. No, or would they come to Mordale? If they came to Mordale... There was a murder in Mordale. There you go. Netflix. Who knows? Netflix, guys. Do you know who you are? Swimmin' out. Yeah, who knows? Corby just in credit. Eric would be very happy. I think Eric... I think my character would be very happy. I don't think... I don't think I would just be very happy. Nah. Maybe, like, my perfect... Like, my little world has just been shaken up, and now I don't know what... I was just... I was just finding my feet. Yeah, yeah. And now I can... There they are. There they are. Yeah. Yeah. I've never seen that show in my life. You're a fly. I haven't, but do you know what? I'm sure... I've heard great things. So have I. Mordale would open arms to all of you. Yeah, we're welcome in bunch. We're welcome. And it'd be quite nice to have an American British fusion. Yeah. We're welcome in school. More river. Jackson would be, you know... Lovely. Jackson Margetty. Doing the welcome party. Jackson Margetty. Come on, run again. We're taking over.