 Why don't any of you listen to me? Why is it whenever I say stop doing something or I'm not doing anything anymore? Everyone decides to start doing that thing and do it more than before! I cancelled my fan mail videos throughout the whole COVID situation. Not that it's over by any means. I just want to throw out there. But the post office kept ring ding dingling me and yelling at me to come pick up my stuff because y'all didn't stop sending things. In fact, this is the most stuff I think I've ever seen. Wanna see? To start with I want to throw out I'm being as safe as possible. Got hand sanitizer. I'm gonna squish squirt this thing on my hands in between every package. Little bit of rubber dub dub to make sure that I don't get sick. Anyway, let me show you. Got this, got this, that. Alright, I'm already tired. Just beat this part up. What did y'all do? If I find out this is all Steven, I swear to God! I don't have time today to fool around. I'm just gonna blast through these things as quick as humanly possible. To start, I will say brand new merch, brand new shirts over on the old website. Check it out now that that said let's open some things that you guys shouldn't have sent in the first place. Oh, sorry my bad. I know. What about my favorite part of the video? I got you. Now we can go anywhere we like. Wherever your dreams may. Wherever you want to. Let's go. This is my favorite place in the whole world. It's like, where else would you want to be other than here? Oh, Kim's right here by the way. My little moral support. She can yell things at me. Kim, what do you think's in this one? A puppy. A puppy? That's gonna be a pig. A box within a box. Oh, oh, what the heck? It's a Miniatari flashback. Who sent me this? It doesn't say who it's from. Usually there's a little Amazon. I don't know who this is from, but it's an Atari flashback, gold deluxe edition, very fancy shiny box. Thank you. That's really, that's really Nido. Let's open this package. Oh, wait, I got a squish squash. Nintendo 64 to HDMI. Original game console to HDMI converter. Oh, well, I probably should have figured that out. But that's really Nido. I was actually thinking of streaming some GameCube and N64 games over on my Twitch. Follow me on Twitch, twitch.tv, forward slash, beatemups, wood. And I can actually use this thing. That's so nice. It's really random though. I didn't tell anyone that I wanted or needed this. Maybe it's from the company. I don't know because once again, there's no no. Oh, it makes me so angry. That makes me want to go to my angry place. Thank you whoever that was. I really need to get some like notes up in here so I can actually thank people. This came all the way from customs declaration. Sweden. Oh, it is a wonderful country. Both Sweden and customs declaration. Okay. We finally have a note. Hey, listen. That's what it says. Hey, listen. Some word. Here's a little something all the way from the far away magical land of Sweden. I've been following your channel for about a year now and well, what can I say? Your videos really suck. But every now and then you put out a decent one. All right. We have a breath of the wild t-shirt. Lovely, chubbly. Love it. You'll love to see it. The legend of rain at inconvenient times. I missed that when I was opening. I also missed that. Yeah. I actually really like that. Thank you so much. Oh, no. They brought us snacks. There's like so many Sweden snacks. We got the Dumults. Those are great. I bet. Got and bland ant. Oh, these look fun. These look like those little witch hat things with chocolate. Yeah, brugles. But like a chocolate kind of brugle. We have a weird Kit Kat. But like the Swedish version. Oh, I bet these are good. Villar. What do you want to try, Kim? You want to try these? Oh, they're all like, oh, Kim. What do you mean the card is full? Oh my gosh. Look at all that sweat. I shouldn't use my new shirt for that. What do they taste like? Bugles with chocolate on them? They actually do taste like bugles with chocolate on them. Thank you so much for all that candy. I'm actually trying to diet right now. So Kim will probably end up eating most of these. But thank you. Look, I haven't worked out today. So I don't want to eat too much. But I feel like I didn't really interact with any of the stuff I got today. So I'm going to eat a damn. Also, this has probably been sat in my car. Oh yeah, probably melted all over the place. Damn. Yeah, that's actually really good. Thank you. Thanks for the entertainment. While we were quarantined, enjoy your videos. Keep up the good work and closures. A little thank you. Hope you enjoy Chad. This is from a Chad. Usually we don't like Chads, but in this case, I love Chad. Although to be fair, I don't know what Chad has sent me yet. Chad has sent me a Mountain Dew candle. That's way better than just a Mountain Dew. I was going to say, this is a really heavy Mountain Dew. It smells like Mountain Dew. It's a Mountain Dew scented candle. That is really adorable. Check them out if you want a Mountain Dew candle or a candle of your favorite fabric. This camera, never freaking focus it. There you go. Candle galore. Check out the candles so you can get a candle sent to your house straight from Chad. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. Sorry, I get really excited when I do this. I was so upset that I didn't order this in the end because I didn't realize how much I was going to love the game. Look. I know. But again, I didn't say that anywhere. I didn't tell anyone. Y'all are just like entwined in my brain space. You somehow know what I want. I don't know how you guys do this. It's Steven. Why is it always Steven? Why? That is beautiful. That is beautiful. Thumbnail? Oh my gosh. Thank you so much, Steven. Get out of here, Steven. Get out of here. Oh, this one's weird. This one feels like Power Up Perler Etsy store. Thought it was cute and you might like it from the same person that sent you the Slowpoke Trophy. They're like little soaps with the flash inside. This one's Pear. This one's got a Slowpoke inside. Focus. We got the flash. We got Slowpoke. We got Millhouse. And we got Toad. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. If you want to buy some Power Up Perler soaps for yourself, check them out. Ink and the shrink swag. What do we got? I'm loving all these little Etsy things. Oh. Oh. Oh. It's all the Harry Potter books. Hi, Wooden Kim. My kids and I enjoy y'all's videos. Thought of y'all when I saw these cool little books. I'm in Brentwood, Texas. Y'all come visit. Thank you so much. Oh, no. If this is from Steven again, I swear to gosh, I'm going to scream at him. It's Keanu Reeves. In my most anticipated game of the last half a decade. I'm not even kidding. I used the friggin desktop wallpaper for my computer back when I was like 15. I was so excited for the game. I'm still waiting. I don't see a thing in this. Yeah, it's from Best Buy this time. There's no note. I could probably safely assume it's stupid, Steven, but it might not be. So, thank you so much. You ever sent this? That's friggin cool. I'm so hyped for this game. I'm so hyped for Keanu Reeves. So sexy. Keanu. Keanu. Oh, this one's from Steven as well. This is the one that the post office called me about because they put his name in the two instead of the from and they were like, it has other people's mail sent to you. You know what's funny though? My name is also in the two section. It says my name and then his name. Well, in the future. I hate our post office. What a nice little gift wrap box. I can't open it, but it's very nicely wrapped. I don't know why. I don't get it. Steven sent me a pro controller. I don't know why. I don't need this money pro controller, so I'm going to give away the one that 2K sent me. You can find the link down below and I'll keep the one Steven sent me. Oh, I haven't hand sanitized in a while. Oh, so I've been talking to Steven or yelling at him, but I was also like, why did you send me another pro controller? And he asked me if I looked at it and I didn't look at it because I'm an idiot. Oh, wow. It's all painted, but it's like super well done. I'm so baffled by it. That is such a good paint job. I like it a lot. It's like this really nice navy blue on the back, really nice maroon on the front and then these really glossy blue glossy blue. Hey, this is from Mr. Logan. I got a package from my kitty cat. Well, that just makes me happy. Take me to my other happy place. Welcome to the Himalayan. I am so freaking sweaty. Oh, there's a lot in here. Kimberly. There's a little letter for you. Open that up. Tell me what it says. Oh, he sent me a bunch of Pokemon code cards to use in Pokemon Go Online. Pokemon Go Online? Okay, so I got a picture of Link. I got Mia's Hollow Knight. Pokemon Stickers? Oh, I got a Deku. These are all real good. Thank you so much. And then in the box we have, I've never even heard of River King Mystic Valley. Maybe it's good. I got a little Zelda Breath of the Wild Houch to store my rupees in. Oh, I got a freaking 3DS with the Pokemon on it. That is a really cool one. You can't get these anymore. Oh, why did you send me this? That's so nice. Thank you so much. What the actual Hecaronys? There's a used Band-Aid in here. So that's nice. I'll save that for when I get an Abubu. And then there's Zelda. Who bought that carry case? I'm gonna take this to a convention and be the coolest kid with a knapsack around. Dearwood, I started watching your channel a while ago, but only just subscribed. But I assure you, as soon as I got the email, sorry, PewDiePie was first? What? Dumbbomb PewDiePie. Small peepee, no leg-having, floor-gangle. PewDiePie was his first subscriber. Well, that makes me mad. Now I'm gonna have to fight PewDiePie in a boxing ring. Look, this is me. This is PewDiePie. We're fighting. This package says it's actually Monday. Jokes on you. It actually is Monday right now. I'm filming this on a Monday. Oh, it's a mouse pad with a cat on it. That's cool. My voice goes so high when I get things. Eat a mouse pad with a cat on it. And then two cat badges. One for you, one for me. Dearwood, thank you for all the wonderful material you've created on your YouTube channel. We appreciate your efforts in bringing awareness to the issue of mental health in our society. To show our appreciation, Monday is sharing a few gifts for your studio space. We hope you and Kim and Simon enjoy the sign of gratitude. Oh, there's a calendar too. It's the kitty cat all over it. All right, well, check out Monday, 2020. I don't know what it is, but it's got a cat and I like cats. I gotta speed this up. I got a lot more to get through. This is from Hano Pop. You know what? For this one, I'm gonna show you guys before I see it. All right. Okay. You know what? I'm still gonna try, but I gotta open this first. Kim, I need your reaction to whatever this is. Oh, it's a girder, is it? You wanted this at one point. I wanted this. It feels... I have no idea. I'm just gonna look at it. Oh, what is it? It's growing in the bathtub. Thank you. I'm gonna put that in my glass case downstairs. I'm running out of glass case space. Wow, that's so cool. I'm gonna have to open that in a second. What? I thought that... Okay, it's from Steven. Thank you, Steven. Oh, wait. Where's my hand juice? My hand's all juicy. Wait, what? Why? Oh, my God. If this is from Steven as well, I'm gonna be so mad at him because this is too much. What the f***? I'm like shaking right now. There's nothing on it that tells me it's from anyone. It looks like it came straight from, you know, like the company. No, I didn't pre-order this. I can't afford this. Look at this. I don't even know what... It comes with a freaking controller that looks cool as heck. It comes with a... Yeah, it's an Xbox. You didn't know what it was? Why are you holding it up when it weighs five pounds? Yeah, it is pretty heavy, but I've been working out. It's an Xbox. It's an Xbox One X. It's the good Xbox. It's the Xbox. It's the Xbox. And it comes with the game. Yeah, it's really nice. But who gave it to me? Thank you. It's just so cool. You should put it in your glass case next to your Keanu statue. Yeah, I think these would go really nice in the glass case together, but I would have to open this for that to happen. Oh, sorry. My heart is a flutter. Thank you so much whoever sent that. We're not done, by the way. We have more things to open, but what the actual holy fudge buckets. Wait, let me just ask him. Okay. I just texted Steven to see if that was from him. So now we'll wait for a reply. Let's keep going. I'm so happy, but at the same time, I'm also kind of mad. I don't feel like I had an appropriate reaction to opening this. If you're new here, I need you to understand that Steven sends way too much stuff. I yell at him every time. It's frustrating, but like, I also appreciate it. So I don't really know how to react. Hope that makes sense. The Xbox. What's from Steven? Of course it was. Of course it was? Thank you, Steven. Why is your eye twitching? I hope you've appreciated the wild ride that's been going on behind me throughout this video. It takes a lot of work to edit these. I don't do them. My editor does, but can we all take a second to appreciate him? Actually, it's Zach's first time editing one of these. So, thank you so much, Zach. You're doing a great job. Keep it up. I'm proud of you. What? What? Don't judge me. All right, let's open the box, but there's a little tiny letter that was on top of it. So let's open the little tiny letter first. Oh, it's got a little bracelet in it. Hey, word. My name is Brayden. Although I've only been watching your videos for like a little over a year, I absolutely love both you and Kim's channels. I even recently bought Raycons through your coat. Best choice ever. See? I told you. People tell me all the time, oh, I bought Raycons and I love them. I wasn't lying. I mostly wanted to send this letter to show my gratitude and to send this Switch Joy-Con inspired bracelet. I didn't even notice that. It's kind of obvious now. Made it for you. Hope you enjoy it. I hope you and Kim are both staying safe and healthy during these crazy times. Brayden, you are amazing. Kim, can you please help me put this bracelet on? It's a little tight. It's okay. I don't need this hand. Actually, I'm left-handed. I do need this hand. Anyway, thanks so much, Brayden. That's really cute. Stuff like this, honestly, I love just as much as stuff like this, but like for a whole another reason, it means a lot to me. Thank you. All right, now to open another. This is from Anderson. So whatever is in here, I can get equally excited for without getting mad about. I love when I get those really big packages, but they're from other men. I can get really behind those ones, yeah. Oh, it's a backpack. It's a Butterfinger bag. Oh, wait. Two things here. One, Butterfinger, I don't know why, but they reached out to me before the quarantine and asked if they could send me a little promotional package, which means for the last three months in my hot garage, I've had a backpack full of Butterfingers. Oh, we got Butterfingers. They actually feel like they're okay. And I got to say, I love Butterfinger. Butterfinger is the official sponsor of the beat them up shirt. It's not actually, I am not paid for this in any way, but hey, grab yourself a Butterfinger today. They're creamy, crunchy, crispy and peanut buttery. We have a sweatshirt that would have made more sense to open up three months ago rather than in the middle of summer. I'll hang on to it until next year. Thank you so much. Can I say as well, this is a very nice backpack. When we go on our next trip to Japan or whatever, this is over. I'm going to take this backpack. We have a Butterfinger controller case. It's actually really sturdy. More Butterfingers. So many more. Do you like Butterfinger? Of course you like Butterfinger. Who doesn't love a crispy, crunchy Butterfinger? Oh, look, a cloud. That's how long ago this was. This game probably just came out. That is adorable though. Oh, Kim's immediately grabbing out for it. There you go. You can have that. I'll have cloud. We can fight. We can fight on the weekends. And then at the very bottom of this is actually the coolest thing, I think in this entire package. Yet another crispy, crunchy Butterfinger. We want to thank you for making gaming better for our community. With some gear and crispy, crunchy Butterfingers. You're a great part of the gaming community and we hope that you enjoy all the goodies we're including in our Game Better with Butterfinger Gamer Kit. Be sure to check your email for Final Fantasy 7 Remake Launch Day. Wait. What? For your digital game code? They didn't send me a digital game code? You and your followers can score more codes for in-game armor and accessories that boost stats and abilities in the game by buying Butterfinger Baby Roots or Crunch Bars. Okay, so I'll leave that link down below for you guys to check out. And then I'll tag Butterfinger and stuff to say thank you. But thank you so much, guys. Again, not paid or anything. They just wanted to send stuff to be nice and I really appreciate it. Kim's literally eating the Butterfinger. I was just checking if they're still good. Are they still good? Were they melty? Oh, they're still good. Butterfinger. They don't melt in a garage, even when left in there for three months. Okay, I got a bunch of open letters off camera because I like reading them in my free time. But sometimes they feel like they come with little trinkets. Attention, Kim's craft room. Oh my gosh. Oh, Pokemon cards. Ah, I dropped my Pokemon cards. Well, you like Pokemon cards, right? There was no name on that one. Thank you, though. This one says please don't rip. Pictures of me. Pictures of you. Dear Wooden Kim, I absolutely love your videos and I'm always among the first to watch them. They always cheer me up. In the envelope I added some drawings I made. They took way longer to make than I would like to admit, even though they completely sucked. No, they're great. I mean, I managed to make a drawing that looks more like Bob from Wolf Den while having, believe it or not, a picture of a wood in front of me. That does look like Bob from Wolf Den. At least it was fun trying to draw portraits. I hope you and your loved ones are staying safe. Sincerely, maze. All the way from the Netherlands. Thank you so much. Oh, there's something in this one. There's a little, a little gifty in this one from Matthew. I mean just Matthew. I'm not going to say his last name. Okay, I think it was actually just a real folded up letter, but that's okay. There's a picture of you getting carried away by Yoshi by the look of it. Thanks so much, Matthew. This is from Revolent Play. Okay, we're running out of locations. So we're just here now. I know it's not the best place. It's not somewhere any of us really want to be. None of us really even want to see this. I know some of you are trying to eat right now. Maybe you're watching me during lunch or dinner. So I apologize, but it's just one of them things we had to go there at least once. Mad matter. The unbelievable dough you build with. Oh, it's like stretchy dough. We can play around with that later. It's like slime. Love this stuff so much more than kinetic sand helps me a lot. Cheers to you and Kim from Madeline. In a video I made a long time ago, I talked about what helps me relieve my stress and I had that kinetic sand on my table that Kim gave to me. Madeline seems to think that this is better than that. I'm inclined to possibly believe her. This is from Amazon Fulfillment Center. Lovely chat. Got to know him a lot over the last few years. Oh, it's from Matthew. Matthew always sends me the Zelda soundtracks and Zelda related things. Thank you so much, Matthew. Thank you everyone that sent something. It means a lot to me. Thank you for the letters and the fan mail. Thanks for the Mountain Dew candle. Thanks for the HDMI thing. Thanks for the Backpacks Butterfinger. Thanks for the Butterfingers. The crispy, crunchy, delicious Butterfingers. Everything that I already have and then everything from the other videos that I'm giving away, you can find links to down below. Like the video. Subscribe if you want to fix my air conditioning if you can. And I'll see you, I don't know, whenever. I don't know. Next place! Oh, I didn't want to go here. That's better. Stay safe.