 Mages sure are fun to play, but waiting for your ultimate is such a chore. Why even use it when it's going to be on cooldown for ages? Well have I got great news for you, it's the brand new asshole catalyst! Cast your ultimate faster than an ADC uses their basics and it works on any mage. Try it on the fade to keep your enemies scared shitless of some vines. Make your enemies watch their mana bar more than their health bar with bellica. Use it on Gideon to spam black holes so many times that you'll never leave the sky. Here's how it works. Simply murder a fuck ton of tiny robots while being pelted in the face with rockets and flowers. Return to base and click on the picture four or five times before actually buying it and you're good. Now every kill you get will knock an astounding 20% off of your ultimate cooldown. But wait, there's more. Act now and we'll throw in assists for free. Just write every kill and assist you get will lower the cooldown of your most powerful ability. Gone are the days of using boring old basic abilities. Why use those when you can just recast, recast, and recast that ultimate. You'll wear your R key out faster than a Greystone's W key. Purchase asshole catalyst and predecessor early access today. Offer not bellicle and Agnes of Light. Mangoo!