 Here we go. Sheriff, Pleadish Cornwood's back. This Russ server's, we're about to go live. We're about to get on the island here. This is the new island right here. No, is it? Stop. Is it DMCA since? Sir, this horse is in the forest. Hold on. It's like, hey, that's a demon horse. I unloaded eight rounds, I didn't do it. Skull and nothing happened. Hey, hey, hey. Get down on the ground. On the ground? Get on the ground right now. No. I'm firing a warrant. I fired a warning shot at her. Look, I warned her good. It almost feels like a chapter of life is getting closed. Everything my stream was about since the day I started was about vanilla wow. And now vanilla was over. And I'm probably never playing vanilla again. Like so much of my life has been based around getting vanilla wow legacy servers and getting classic in the first place. Like we finally got it. And being kind of like one of those guys was like on the front line of that. And it is just wild. Yeah, new house. There's a lot of really, really good things to look forward to. They're really good for the future and what I want to do long term with my stream and everything else. In a few weeks, we're going to be raiding this guy. We'll be raiding Karazhan. So it's going to be really, really cool. Do you see hype? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Guys, I am very, very excited for today. Look at this, dude. Look at all these people. Wait, yo, they say it's up. They say it's up. It's up, it's up. I'm going to not turn in this quest and I'm just going to run. You really just want to run? I'm just going to run. OK, I'm almost at on our hold. Oh, I just did. So what day do you guys think we're going to hit 70? Like right now, I think like probably three months from now. Yeah, I think at this rate, three months. Yeah, actually, at this rate, never. That's just going to be my life. This fan, we got. Nice, there it is. Oh, 70, dude. Catch that. How does this look? It's pretty good. Good stream. Why aren't you using Consecration? I am. My graphics, my computer can't handle it. My cousin who works at Blizzard told me you could get the Ashbringer cleansed in Outland if you fish at the right spot. Can't find anything on Thoughtbot. Wait, really? But Derek from my high school says he did it. I'm going to show you guys how this fight's going to go right here. Phase one, we are going to focus on killing school first and then we are going to kill X. After we kill X, we are going to go down to moon. If all goes well, this is the kill right here. We might be able to finish right here. Hell of a job. Hell of a job. There it is, dude. Look at the top damage, by the way. Oh, we're at Paladins. Oh, we're at Paladins. They're so bad. Oh, oh, oh. This opportunity rarely comes in Texas. Oh, look at all this. Oh. Oh, it's a lot. Oh, my gosh. Whoa. This is going to be the best snowman you've ever seen in your whole life. Yeah. Go, Espen. Go. Your butt crack showed. This is the best snowman. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing a new shameless streamer. Look at this. Nice. Yeah. Nice. Nice. Espen and the Sims. OK, I don't have an Asian girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend at all. Hello. Is this bananas? That is a blood sausage. What is blood sausage? It's plus blood. But inside, there is, like, noodles and rice. Why is there? Are you sure it's not worms inside the intestines? No, no, no. It's too chewy. It's like I'm chewing. You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm chewing like a tube. Casual conversation with mom. OK, what is this? So I told mom, like, Espen was obsessed about the Jinxing's positive effect related to erectile dysfunction. I was out of stress. I kept choking about it. Your intention. He was joking, Mel. Probably. Now Espen's mother-in-law knows about him popping a boner. No, he doesn't. She just understands the boner. There's no way I'm going to Korea. I'm telling you guys right now, there's a zero percent chance I'm going to Korea. Somebody sent me a thong, like a woman's used thong. You want to open it? Yeah, let's see. OK, a good one. I heard you like to smell panties on livestream fails. I hope that's good enough. No, I never did that. Mega Man. Oh, it's let go. No, but what is it actually for? Look, you take this, you take it, and you roll. Yeah, yeah. Oh, like you're, oh, oh, oh. You roll, yeah, the freak. I haven't done this in a long time. Oh, oh, that's tight. But it's, oh, freak. OK, so you take it, and that's your IT band. Oh. So hold your shelf up tight, like straight, and then put all your weight on this, lift your legs up, and roll down your hip. It's supposed to hurt. Ask me about my sex cult. I don't have a sex cult. Men's lingerie. What? It's an elephant. No, I'm not trying it on, OK? Wait, a letter is out of the box? Dating? OK. Seriously, dude. I think 2080 is like the good for burgers, yeah? Yeah, that's good, that's good. Because you want it to be a little bit like, I think 2080 is like, that's the guy, you know? Well, I want the big one. Huh? I want the big roll. Almost, though. These look good. Let's show it, let's show it to them. OK, one with the milk, the other one without. OK, so my life is ruined, and so is my taste buds, Chad. OK, Jini, you ready? No. Right, right, right. No, if you want to do the left, you have to go, OK, do the left. Espen, yeah, it's off of it. What's it for, man? Ah, oh, stop shaking, Espen. I'm not shaking. I'm getting just a little wet. Really? Yeah. Stop thinking about porn, then. Yo. We shouldn't go there, that's the Afso. Afso? Yeah. I've never been in the Afso. You want to go to Afso, then? Oh, excuse me. No, just sell a little bit. All I'm saying is just take some money out of your bank and put it in the doge. Just start selling furniture or anything you got. Sell it all to make some money. And then put in the doge coin and then boom, you'll see 100% return easy today. All right, love you, mom. So we got the official financial report. As you can see, this is worth some sort of currency. That's pretty good. Yeah. Bro, those are fucking chocolates. They're not. As you can see, we're loaded. OK, and if you see this graph here, it's going up. So when you see the graph going up, as you should know, it's a good thing. Yeah, we went down a little bit. Now, we're going straight to the moon. There's a lot going on. A lot of movement gone on recently. I think that there's a lot of opportunities for us to move out, right? Move out and move up. America, China, Uzbekistan, OK? Offline TV. Offline TV. We could be there. Comedy Russell. You name it, right? We could be among those names. We could. But where? Los Angeles. No, fuck yeah. Alaska, Alaska, bears. Nick doesn't like bears. So that leaves us to ask one question. What is left? What the fuck is this? It's a bowling ball. That's right. South Korea. OTK on to Korea. How about one true Korea? Now, is that too far? I don't think. I think we can start a war. I don't think North Korea. Yeah, yeah. I think that. Well, is there already? There is one over there. Oh, so that's fine. Yeah, we'll call it that then. Do we think we can get a war sponsor? Rich? Great channel. I can call my guy. But here's why, right? The network is obviously already established. As you can see, a strong foothold there already. Is that you? So welcome to my house. Obviously, it's actually starting to come together. And just a little bit, it's starting to look like a home. You guys will get very, very used to seeing this kitchen, because I will be doing lots of cooking streams. This room will be the stream room. We're going to run basically HDMI connected extenders, all this stuff, and be able to hook up a camera in a bunch of different points in the house. We're going to do gym streams, and we're going to do cooking streams, and we're going to do streams in the living room. I'll be honest. I'm going to copy and paste this house for me and myself. It's sick, isn't it? All right, I am. This is amazing. I can't wait. What's up, guys? The house is not done, but it's almost done. We're very, very, very close to being done. I'm super, super excited. A lot of people have been excited for this. Finally getting everything going and moving here, again, next to Miz, and doing all the stuff that we want to keep doing for the stream, and YouTube, and all that other stuff. And there's cooking streams. I'm coming back, doing a lot of IRL stuff. It's going to be really, really good. All right, boys. Let me tell you the story of Cleetus Cornwood. What the hell are y'all doing in there? Y'all stealing? Y'all robbing a damn bank? Boss Laguna's Boulevard. We just 1050, but we're still rolling. We just hit somebody on a bicycle. He's probably dead. Freak. That's about 30 at the bar. That's sexual harassment. I'd like you to stop doing that, please. No, Cornwood, get the fuck over here. I'm sucking the blood out. No, don't suck shit out. Come over here. I was sucking the blood out. Put your gun away, Cornwood. Hold the injuries on him. Motherfucker, I know you're not taking a selfie in the middle of a fucking gunfight. I got a sentence to my mama. We did damn good today. Mama, I was the last one to laugh. Cornwood, you motherfucker. Ah, the story of S-Fan television. Do I size up good? Chad, listen, this is what it's about, OK? If you can't become one with your character, then what's the point? There is no point. But when you want to be the best of the best, when best is the standard, when your standard is best, is what it takes. That's all it takes. Let's play the game. We're these bouncers. Dude, this feels just like real life. I'm walking late into class in college. I just got PTSD, dude. Let's go ass to ass, bro. No, that's not. No, we don't need to go. Nice butt. No, it's not. I'm putting my shorts back on, OK? That water can't be very clean. Don't worry, it is. Peas? Please don't pee in the hot tub. Well, stop looking at me. Pet? How do you pet? Slash pet. I'm leaving. Have a run. Danny, here. God damn it, MTV Korea. Hey. What the heck? What you got? Let's go to the trailer real quick. Hey, hello. No. Got it done, baby. Come on, we're ready. My name's S-Fan. S-Fan. S-Fan, yeah, we're going to ask them. Oh, what the heck? How did you do this? I'm nice. All right, so are you going to get you a mic? Oh, oh. S-Fan's tailgate tour. Welcome. We're at the Rolls Bowl. We're at the University of Texas with Danny Brown. We're at Iowa State versus Iowa. We are here at the great. University of Oklahoma versus Nebraska. Well, as you who don't know what a tailgate is, what you do is you show up early, crack a dog, and you drink and eat yourself half into a coma before entering the city. It's basically like Thanksgiving every week. He's looking good. Nice. I just handed it down to the new owner. Wait, really? You don't want it? Nice, thank you. Nice. I'm a Nebraska fan now. Sweet. Nice. Overrated. Corn is overrated. Well, you've heard of cornworms, right? They're stuff that gets in corn to make corn bad. And that's all Nebraska talks about is how good their corn is. But have you ever heard about wheat? Down here in the wheat belt about wheatworms? Wheatworms. I've never heard of wheatworms. Have you heard of corn the wrong way? The wrong way? No, the long way. Long way? No. No? No. It's the best way to eat corn. Listen, I'll be honest with you all. We've got a damn playoff game in the snow. And I know it's home field. They say home field advantage. Listen, there ain't no damn advantage in playing out there in the snow. The ball's going to be hard as a rock. It's going to be like you're catching damn boulders out there. I've been watching Russian dash cam videos on YouTube for about two weeks straight and was scared I was desensitized to gore and death. But you proved I am still human today because what I saw traumatized me. Nice cock. Hey, why are you looking at? Thanks for taking questions in the bathroom a couple weeks back. I never took questions about you, OK? You were chasing me down in the. Seeing as you draft based on penis size. No, we don't. Nice cock. My nephew has a 10-inch cock. Don't ask me how I know. I'm leaving. You're one of his agents. 200 plus pounds of American beef. The football coach with the most SFAM. The highest selling video game console of all time is what? My letter. He knows it's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. Not my answer. You're not allowed to say it's wrong. Then I'm going to play. It's correct. This one is called cutie. Hit him in the face. Hit him in the face. I should get him hard. Jesus, that was hard. You guys told me to make it with the fucking bacon juice. And then everyone judges the goddamn eggs once they look like they've been made with bacon juice. I'm going to help. He's trying to put it in my mouth. Put it in her mouth. I'm going to eat these fucking eggs. She'll take it. Guys, we only have so much pancakes left. It touched your foot. No! Toast clean. I'll eat it, Espen. I'll suck on your tongue. We're in a big pizza pie at some all day. Welcome to the very first cooking stream in the new home. I am Eskorder. And today, we are going to be enjoying my last minutes. I'm dyslexic, so you're going to be able to so boom. Say that one more fucking time. What did you say, sir? Say that one more fucking time. What did you say, sir? Oh, phenomenal. Phenomenal food. Did you get some of that fresh mountain record? I did not put lime on his steak. I did not put lime on his steak. Speak to me, Shrew. I did not put lime on his steak. I didn't see it. Oh, it settles it. Chip, those are caramelized green beans. It allows for the sugars to kind of crystallize and form a coating around the green beans. I can taste the Tonys. They're right in the tire. This is the first pool I've seen in so long. It's finished. You rob your stuff. I did it. Oh, look. Oh, she threw you on me. I got it. Wait, where's Espen? Espen, we've got to carry this boat back now. Dad. There's Baywatch. Welcome to the very first episode of Loot Goblins. Chat 1, 7. Please be gentle, please. Other Sega character was playable in Super Smash Bros. 4. She was looking at chat. Hellenities. I found a jail, bitch. I learned how to be a better criminal. That's right, mother. X, X, X. Penta, stop. Pretty accurate. Whoa. Sorry, my reaction just kicked in every time that happened. I'm finally done. I'm probably never playing vanilla again. I'm probably never playing vanilla again. The king has returned. King Espen. If I die, I die forever. Oh my gosh, dude. Guys, we came back for glory. We came out to come out with a bang. This is our last run. If I die, I delete. And it finally comes full circle. The resting place of the gods, Elysium. The server that I first played. And now the resting place of the gods, Elysium. Welcome to the resting place of the gods. Three days later. Oh my gosh. I was like casually going to hit my potion and I got crits and I almost died. Go away. It has been done, chat. King Espen of Elysium is no more.