 So you picked your class hold on to your ass it's gonna get crass cuz race part of the role you can play some sentient clay Aheshi or they a beast who gets real snarly a regular dude named Charlie if homebrew is free a big talking tree Welcome to a crap guy to D&D Aurochocra big fucking bird you got some wings so you can fly and if non-weapon maylays prefer they get sharp talents to Bit scratch a guy or maybe you're more of an asymar still avian if you lower the bar angelic people with radiant energy or darkness If you flap your wings edgily bug bears aren't actually bears at all more like beastly orcs and just as tall but oddly sneaky and your arms Along so you're really freaking good at playing basketball But if going full beast is a little too far you could always do half and decide to be a centaur charge in the enemy So they can readily get steadily back up by yourself at them deadly for sneaky bunch changelinks cool You make a disguise get a worthless tool. You can change your face to whatever race There's nearly no limit who you can fool dragon more known not the Skyrim kind are likely the kid of a bar That'll find dragons really hot so now you shoot ass or whatever other color your parents preferred asses the typical dwarf With a beautiful beard you work with your hands and a physically sturdy you seem informed about rocks Which is weird try not to obsess or the such will get wordy elves are papa's pricks a dozen flavors to match and mix They live a long time don't sleep in said trance and are hard to be charmed so far It's keeping in your pants pick a fear bulk a chill ass cow most of which have druidic vow and don't ask how but they Return invisible which is a big concern Janasi elemental genie bastards one of four elements that they have mastered in some way lets them do cool shit like water Penner have a fire-breathing armpit get yanky and gets a ride elves that look like they want to die all there about is how They clash been around 40 years and they're low still trash No, I'm happy short folk who are smart and wise and cunning and know how to crack crack in the good camouflage be it sneaking or magic Or cool roguish montage whack whack is the goblin small size hits hard on your noggin Their nimbleness makes it hard to keep pace they'll hide and bite quick slide and hit your face muscles are in though I have bias so the hottest Imo is Goliath's they're eight feet tall have steel for their balls and can shrug off damage like one Man riots half elves the mutton mules of the indie extra points to spend on two abilities and skills up the assets of best of both races and Backstories usually come from stupid places half orc. Like I said muscles are in you're a ruthless brute who fights to win your crits get crits And you can terrify and if you feel like it you can say no when you die if your luck is nasty The halflings good you reroll ones and win like you should and you're hard to scare So go party with a dragon and you can slip through if it's angry off the flag and humans get a little bit of everything They like gimmicks or special flair or anything and are all around average You know how it is and the perfect pick if you're boring RACIS Plenty to choose from too many so come witness the list of this guy to all of the RACIS Pop goblin they trust in a code be it God or communism or giant toad They're a prideful chote so whenever you fail the more watchery try means to go beast mode if you're an edgy avian Kenku sneaky agile and crafty and can easily lie they can mimic voices to be a bit cheeky too bad They get bullied because they can't fly cobalt is a mischievous one They hate bright light and there's often more than one they can trick dome fools and steal their jewels But ganging up together can be pretty fun guess a scaly hours cuz lizard folk have sticks up their ass and can't take a joke They can bite and craft and stay a while underwater and have hard-ass scales to block cannon fodder Loxidon are straight-up elephants their large size and thick high and make them damp got trunks of smell and are wise and mostly Mary but piss one off and you'll see they're damn scared want to breathe underwater Locatha is a fish a straight-up fish literally just a fish your armor starts high and get tons of resistance They dry and you die you're still just a fish the beastly bull is a minotaur got horns to charge If you run pretty far make them shit their pants while you're at it being big and scary as a habit speaking of orks Superstitious and strong but also often wrong with a minus who didn't that's okay So to say you're aggressive and massive got angry parents means they're rarely passive cat goes rejoice tobaxi is here obsessed with stuff and quite The sight seer fast like a cat get claws and climb far tons of coats like leopard tiger Jaguar Teflin's a demon with a lot of looks they're horny and hot and often a provoker in the lore anyway a lot of hate It's normal I guess when you're a panty-soaker if you want to be a big reptilian who's strong and hearty Has a shell that's a season million so have fun being a hermit immortal Triton is just an aquatic elf who evolved itself in the continental shelf And you're basically aquaman fish can understand you know They won't do your laundry just cuz you demand to the burden like a goblin But pretentious mind powers that make mystics contentious bunch of passive ship What is this peace hour come back and talk to me when you learn real power you want to pure blood like humans But snakey never make a date with one I hear they're flaky manipulate a bunch with magic resistance Don't take their oral offer no matter the persistence fair human mix is the Kalash star got a lot of mind shit That's really bizarre like telepathy dream protectively like angels if they couldn't be effectively the shifters like a half lichen throat with four different types With exclusive features you can't transform at least not fully so you often look more like a freakish creature Cemic hybrids are a random fusion of aquatic things like a squid or crab gain bonuses depending which one So have some big pincers for new ways to stab or forge robots forge for war don't have to eat or sleep or breathe And what's more is your tanky as well being hard to steal the only downside is you'll never truly feel the Dalcon tells us Nobody's perfect look like Navi people without the long neck they get lots of bonuses to smarts not shocking Good luck ever getting one to stop talking And that's the lot and always remember class race importance is pretty seldom use whatever you fancy make a chubby fighter dancing now You know how to pick your race you're welcome Oh