 Hey, Ricky. I noticed this new Persona 4 fighting game just came out and it looks like super interesting. Should I play it? Oh, it's super good. It feels so smooth. There's status elements in a fighting game. It's super dope, but you just can't play it. What? Why not? You can beat Persona 4 and that game's just a tight-packed mystery and the roster's gonna spoil that mystery and I just don't want that to happen to you. Well, that is upsetting, but I guess it does make some kind of sense. I'll just play the Strikers game. I mean, sure, if you want to spoil Persona 5. Fine. Okay. I'll just play Persona 4. I didn't want to, but it's on Steam and it is cheap. And you really should be playing Persona 3 first. I mean, completely different story, completely different characters, nothing in common at all, actually. But there's a point where you see Persona 3's school and I don't want to ruin that. Okay. How about I just skip some steps and actually play Persona 1? That game's banned in seven states for giving people terminal motion sickness. And they still gave it a sequel? Two of them, actually. Persona 2 1 is called Innocent Sin and in that... And was it? What? The Sin? Was it Innocent? Well, Persona 2 2 is called Eternal Punishments of probably not. Yep. That's a skip. So then straight to 3. What you really want to do is play the remake of 3 and replace the missing epilogue from the original of 3 with the in-cannon, in-universe rhythm game dancing and moonlight. And how do I even play that? Oh, it can be played on any Sony PlayStation. Vita. Just the Vita. Well, that's just great. How am I supposed to do that? You got a time machine to 2015 lying around? Hey, no, you cut that out right now. But like, what do you actually do in the game? There are gonna be so many. There has to be like a really cool, amazing gameplay loop, right? It's half about preventing the apocalyptic death of society's collective, youngie and super-ego. And half about going to high school. Just going to high school. Oh, but they tell you how to feel about high school. In Persona 3, you go to high school, but you feel real sad about it. In Persona 4, you go to high school, but you feel real happy about it. And in Persona 5, you go to high school, but you listen to MCR, hang up behind the lockers, and don't listen to your stepdad. I'll play my music as loud as I want. I mean, that doesn't not check out. But they're like fun, right? Like, you enjoy playing them? Well, I have no idea. I just started with the fighting game. I hear there's a fishing minigame. Sold!