 No, he don't say that part no more. Now what do you think? I just read it in here. What is it? You can't repeat it. Oh yeah. You heard what he said happening there, right? Hell no. But the brother ain't gay. Oh! Yeah, that's it. But the brother ain't gay. And nigga was just skating, didn't he do it for? That's what I felt. It's shit about faking. You're bad. Niggas like pussy, but the brother ain't gay. It's shit about faking. He tried to change the set. He took it too far. He's a bad nigga. That's stupid, man. He took it a little too far. Oh, man. He ain't gonna stand the test of time. Oh, man. I was saying that shit on the show then, and they got mad. I couldn't stop doing it. Biggie got some shit. Don't even repeat. No, get them new York niggas stars, please. Well, he said it. I know. You can't take back what you said. What was this crazy though? I think New York is still mad at me for faking it. I can still, man. And me fucking up, don't listen to me. Oh, that shit, yo. Niggas! Yo, what? I think this is your first time ever, really. I would wait for this one, son. Yo, son. It's a nigga here with Tim Goh right now. Yo, you got to apologize to the owner of the agency. I need an answer. Nah, nigga. Yo, he gonna, he need to be addressed this shit. Nah, I know you all, niggas, man. Y'all know I apologized first and foremost. I didn't grow up on the biggie. You grew up on the biggie. I'ma be 100, I didn't. So you don't look here to have me. I ain't want to tell the camera, though. Fat, fat. But I know I didn't know. I know I didn't know. But they'll put them on the teleprompter, though. What do they give you? How do you say they say I'm sorry to you, Mike? They'll put it on the, you know what I'm saying? They'll put it on the teleprompter, though. Make sure you inscribe them. Right. They had the one, we had the one to rehearse them. But when they see you. I still don't want to hear it. But I want to see it, though. It's different, like, you got to think in the studio, I don't even write it, so it's just a real lyric that's sorry. I'm smoking. You know to practice one, I would have it in a room. But it's different, just to study lyrics, like. Oh, yeah, because it's not yours. Yeah, I'm like, I don't know the beat, the top of it. Right, right, right. It's like a, I don't want to say I want no bankers. I don't, like, New York, they probably ain't bankers. It was a banker, but you know to practice somebody else's song, that you didn't listen to. Yeah, like, you know, I ain't, I ain't good with that shit. You should just tell the kids, I love you, but I can't do that. I couldn't do that. But then, that's what's so crazy about it. I wouldn't have got the, the coolest one. Yeah, I'ma go ahead and do the cool job. Cool job. By practicing it, but I don't, you know, sometimes you go on that stage, that's it, different. That's just, sometimes it means different, though. That's you. It's way different, it's way different. Fuck that. The show must go on. The show got to go on. You got to lead to it one time, then show like, I'm fucked with y'all. Boy, everybody was mad at it. They didn't say your whole name after you fucked it up. And that was quack. I saw like Fat Joe Faddy trying to slay him out of Faddy. This is bad. No lyrics ain't pop up, man. That's where I'm sticking with it. Fat, that's what real, man. Man, do you need, that's what you want. I can't even read it, man. Damn. It was fake. Either way, you know. The niggas, I couldn't tell Lil' Kim, no. This is the fuck you good. You were fucking bad. Nah, man, you woulda said, oh, he don't fuck with it. Then you go catch him with nothing. He said fuck Biggie. What, he didn't? He just said no. He just said no. But then like, I can't tell Lil' Kim, no. It's like, this Lil' Kim, this got down. I got to do this shit, this Lil' Kim. What? She probably asked you like that, come on. You gonna do the rap. You like, I got to, what the fuck? Listen, I got the last thing I had out of it. He came out, like the fur coat word came out. And then it was about, I seen it. I was like, oh, shit. Lil' was even like, because I watched it back with the caption. Oh, they got like it. God, God, God. Wow, just like, I still, well, it's all good, man. Accountability is everything. You never even learned, man. And like you said, that wasn't something you grew. And like a lot of shit is what you, yeah. I'm gonna go do a show, sell out and redeem myself. I'm gonna do my favorite Biggie song. Fast. Fast. All that dangerous, ain't too many. Let me do that one. That can hang with us straight up. We ain't know, ain't just us. Yo, you just made everybody in New York feel good. Woo! Yo, son, he's all right. He good. He good. Send that nigga some pizza. He good. You should have did that one, Dan. You should have just did that one. They probably went on out. Switch. Oh, yeah, and I can't have that one. That damn. That damn. That damn. This would be the perfect time to say it, though. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85. This is the number one show in American households where black people pay all the bills. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? Where black people pay all the bills. Oh, they need? Yeah. Hell, yeah. Number one show amongst people who don't know they father like that. We don't bother with that. Because we coming right back each and every show. We gotta go a little bit deeper. We gonna smoke a bunch of blood so we can get some good sleep. Yeah. My nigga, you do it big. We do it bigger. So how the fuck did you figure that we weren't them niggas? I'm looking at some property. I might just pull the trigger. It's a big old house, but the one next door is bigger. Okay. It ain't owned by niggas. Yeah. So it's super cool. Yeah. Long as I got the biggest one that niggas got is cool, too. Yeah. Shit. I'm looking at some more shit. I might just buy a helicopter and ride around on some low shit. Because don't take me too high because I'm high right now. So why the fuck I got a lie? Yeah. I got my nigga doing ad libs. Yeah. We stacking money so we can add cribs. Yeah. And not the kind where the baby sleep. Big ass house. Me and my girl walk around naked, G. Yeah. Now this just shit that I done thought about. Okay. I did in a rap, but I ain't never talked it out. Okay. Sometimes I really get by side myself. I bought the house next door to me so I live beside myself. Oh. Turn this shit off. All my rap's super real. Okay. As anybody. Hey, that's what lows live. Yeah. But that's his other crib. We don't know what the fuck he is. Yeah. I told you they gon' do it big, but I still do it big. Yeah. Because I'm the nigga. Er. I mean, I'm the nigga. Me and my niggas riding around rich homie quan. We the niggas. And we make these bitches feel some type of way. Okay. I hit on Tuesday or Friday. Okay. Because I done got old, I'm taking days off. But we be working, taking those days off. I hope it pays off. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, talk your shit. You can look around the room and see that we got a very special guest in the house with us today. Come on, man. This nigga right here, man. Hey, man. One of the coldest entertainers. Hey, man. You know, of our generation, one of them cold young niggas, bro. This nigga be movin' around, you know what I'm sayin'? Hittin' these harmonies and raps and shit. Like, you know, he couldn't be James Brown's grandson or what. You know what I'm sayin'? He couldn't be related to bullshit colleges and shit like that. He throw a little funk in there. Then a nigga might sing a note and then a nigga might throw some gunplay in there. Come on. Then a nigga might pull a bitch or something and talk some rich nigga shit, you know? Feelin' like the man when I walked through. Come on. Some type of way. Make you feel some type of way. Come on. Man, we done spoke the nigga name up on the show for about four years in a row. And now he don't believe me. Real 85% of us already know we been tryin' to line this up. It's well overdue. Niggas don't get no sleep no more. Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Yeah, man. We go way back, man. Come on, man. This nigga promised his uncle he would never ever stop goin' in. Come on, man. And I ain't. Come on. And still ain't stop. Niggas walked in the club. $5,000. Where on the way came from? We don't know if they paid him to come or he just had $50,000 and pulled up at the club. He didn't give us all the information, but he gave us enough to have where this money come from. I thought, I always thought they paid him. I thought he had a show before he went. This is the after party. He had to be. He came with 50 and they paid him another 50. Niggas left out with a hundred. Why? That shit I said you could buy it at that time of night with no goddamn hundred thousand dollars. Leave some of that money at the goddamn house. But anyway, you got to get it back. You got to get it to the house. You right. You right. You right. You all the way right. That's your goddamn money. Yeah. Now everybody in this room got a bunch of broke homies. But a lot of niggas ain't got a bunch of rich homies. Ladies and gentlemen, rich homie Kwon is the mom of Kwon. Good shit with the gang, man. Welcome to the trap. Who you been up to? Shit, man. I've been shitin', man. You know. The 2022 version, man. Yeah. Ain't no I've been shitin', man. In the studio. Bring it back. Right here. Take care of our kids. You know. In that studio every day. You know. Cooking up. I ain't got to be in the kitchen. But I'm cooking up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Still putting on for the seats. You got to. Don't ever stop doing that. Come on, man. I'm out of here, man. Shout out some of your favorite places in Atlanta. Places that you feel like don't get enough shout-outs. Oh, man. Traffic on Thursdays. Come on. Well, that's all for, uh, that goat's eggs, our cascade, breakfast. Yeah. This ain't even for no, uh. What, man? Blessing. Yeah, man. Go change right there by the house, man. What was, man? Uh, Papadol. Oh, yeah. For that Papadol extra hard. Like, that's like three times a week. Papadol? What? Catfish and dirty writing. Oh, man. Go up there, man. Tell them I sent you. All right, then. You know what I'm saying? I would love to do that. Hey, man, come on, send me. Who? The one and Mary other. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I used to work over at the Papasito. Oh, for sure. I used to eat that Papadol. What, what, what? You swiped over there. Papadol. Uh, seafood. They do. Wolfenstown, yeah. Yeah, it's fine. I'm getting them in PR chain and stuff. I know that. Chinese. I know. And Papadol better. Yeah, yeah. Papadol is better. Papadol, y'all. Papadol sit down and eat. Yeah. You know, you can sit down in PR chain, too, but. I'm trying to eat that Papadol. I just don't remember. Papadol's it. I gotta eat that Papadol again. Well, I'm so mad. Are we still boycotting Houston's or what? Because I want one. I want one. I want one. I want one right now. It was just that one. I've been in Houston. It was just that one. We had to shut down that one. We back in there? Yeah, we shut down that one. All right, so we back in there. Yeah, we just gotta go through that one. I gotta go get me one. Shit, why y'all didn't tell me, man? I was the only one. We can go to another one. When they ain't everybody boycott, I was still sneaking out that one. Oh, that's why the shit didn't work. Bro, that motherfucker's so good. That motherfucker's a good man. This shit. The wine ribeye, what? It be buzzed. All the way you get to filet. You tripping. You tripping out, bro. That's what's keeping the... The Hawaiian ribeye got the bone in it. Bro, that's what's keeping the doors open. That one. The Hawaiian ribeye. You tripping. That's the best shit they sell. And that spinach, they'll be... The Hawaiian ribeye take the same? Yeah, I always get to filet. Nah, bro. I've been tripping a lot. That little piece of shit. That Hawaiian ribeye. Yeah, you gettin' out, man. Then he gettin' the shit well done. He ain't... That baby look like a Oreo cookie. What the hell is this? I know they told me I don't get the well done. You can tell me I don't. I know they told me I don't get the well done. You can tell me I don't. I get mine with a dub. I don't want to see no blood. I tell the nigga when you cook it, and you think it done. Cook it five more minutes. Yeah. No cap. Nah, I like mine, too, man. Well done. Well done. Yeah. August 7th. Y'all been waiting. Y'all been saying when we coming to L.A. Magic Johnson and them used to play it. The Lake Show. The Lake Show. They don't play that on the motorway. They feel it. It ain't the Lake Show. It's the 85 South Show, though. Motherfucker describing to me some shit. Or the impossible burger or some shit. He don't, yeah, man, miss it. It ain't me. But it look like me. It taste like me. It feel like me. I said, nigga, it sound like you describing the deal, though. I don't want none of that. August 7th. Your ticket's still good if you bought them the first time. Yeah, yeah. We can swap it out. That's how we do it. What's up, y'all? It's your girl, Lex P. And it's your girl, Drake and Nicole. And we are bringing the for rich or for poor tour to the windy city. We're going to be in Shattown, August 12th at the big deal. Yeah, y'all already putting up them tickets being going so quick. Bro, Chicago is outside. They're buying them tickets up. So y'all need to make sure y'all get y'all tickets right now. Y'all got to go to 4mines.com and get your tickets ASAP. Yes, ASAP. And y'all know I love Chicago. Like, so y'all know we finna turn up. We going to have some special guests for y'all. I know y'all been seeing the clips and it's going up. So get y'all tickets and we'll see y'all soon, August 12th. If you tell them to steal, well done. Everybody might have cooked. You're not reporting. Eat your steak with blood in it. No way. Man, I'm not eating. You can make your stomach hurt. No, I'm not doing it wrong. This ain't be chewy. This ain't be chewy. What's that? I ain't doing nothing else with no blood. This ain't be chewy. I done had one like what it called, medium rare. I don't try this shit. This ain't be too chewy. This ain't the blood. Give it the taste. No, don't take that blood. I like that. This ain't go down but it digest faster. It tastes like blood. That's the red shit. Niggas ain't eating the blood. It's not eating the blood. Niggas, I want the shit medium and I want it still cooking when it come off whatever they was cooking it on. By the time it get to medium. You see them in the fire to be on your steak as they bring it down. No, but your steak's supposed to sit about 10 minutes anyway to cook all the way through. So you technically want to show shit there? No, I be cooking that shit. I be cooking. You technically want to show shit there? Yeah. You just say it here. Yeah, but until he keep it hot, so I'm gonna come out that shit. Yeah, that's how it's supposed to come out. No, but it doesn't. They say medium to sound. It's queasy. No, I want it medium but I want it still. God damn cook when it come out to me. If it's got just a little bit of pink in the sun, that shit's fine. The man told me, he said, when you be asked for a well done, he said sometimes they can give you the oldest steak and you wouldn't know because you're getting the well done. Well, he's done it, bitch. I don't know what you're cooking anyway. Yeah. You might not get the best steak. I don't know what you're cooking anyway. What's yours? I'm gonna have to. I don't want to see no pink. I ain't fault that. That ain't fault of being your plate, bro. What? No blood. I'm not, I'm not. Even if it's, I'm not talking about no blood. Even if it's like a liquid. He shouldn't be saying liquid. No liquid. No, you see pink. You see pink like in the sun. That means it ain't done. My mama always said, you see that? That means it ain't done. That means. You gotta get worms. That's not your word. My old folks are scared you're interested in shit. Well, I didn't take that shit with you for the rest of your life. You'll get worms. You'll get worms eating this. You talking to me with that shit. No, get your shit medium well. Medium well. Medium well. Medium well. I'm gonna try it. Medium well. Can you still see the pink though? No. No. Medium well. Yeah. That's kind of like tender. And get it, get it. That's the perfect temperature to get that money. Medium well is when you bite it. That's when the blood come out. No, it's not. See, that's medium. That's medium. Yeah, that's medium rare. That's medium that you're talking about. See, it's levels to this shit. Okay. Rare is just what they just browned outside. What? That's how the white people eat that shit. That's bloody. And then medium rare. That look like flesh. That's right. Medium rare. That's when like, you know, that's what the chefs like they shit at. But then it's like medium. Yeah. And then you got medium well. And then it's well done. Well done is what the motherfuckers be like. This motherfucker don't know how to eat a steak anyway. I don't know, fuck. I'm paying you to cook my shit. You don't want to be no chef. Take your bitch out. Everybody can't make a steak though. Put that shit back on the grill. Yeah. Everybody can't make a steak. And I don't know how to cook. I don't know how to make one. Yeah. That shit is I can whip anybody at a restaurant. YouTube will teach you a lot. That YouTube shit? YouTube will teach you a lot. How do you do it? All you need, get you the t-bone, one with the bone, and salt the bone, salt both sides of that bitch. Okay. Put it in the refrigerator for an hour. Come back. Pat that bitch dry. You ain't got to be a day before. Just an hour. This is an hour marinade. Yeah. An hour, let it marinate. And then. Put it in English steak recipe. Pat that bitch dry, right? And then put whatever season you want to put on the bitch. You put that on it right before you put it on. Put it on the grill. Yeah. Right, right, right. You ain't really got to do that, put it on the grill. But if you want to, just a little more. Ain't it going to keep the emcee. Yeah. That's how you're going to get the good little sear. All them oil. You put them, you got to put a little, you got to. But you pick whatever your season is. Throw that bitch on there. That bitch only really need to be on that bitch. Since y'all motherfuckers, I only need to be on that bitch like three, four minutes, maybe each side. Like. I put it around trying to cook steak last week. Put it around. I forgot. I'm going to be just sitting out. It's going to stay in my house this week. But I don't have to stay out. Look, two days. Don't burn it up. I don't forget. Oh, you tripping. Tripping. Went to JJ. Damn, I just had a great bit. I just had a great idea. I just had a great idea. I'm going to get in the real estate. JJ got cracker. I'm going to get in the real estate and rent places to people who can't cook and just take the kitchen out. What for? Your whole apartment building. None of these bitches got no kitchen. How are they going to eat? They eat out all the time. You're going to take that whole room out. You can eat. It'll be somewhere you go. Ain't going to be no kitchen, though. Ain't no fucking stove. You need a refrigerator, though. That's the worst you'll be in the hotel with no refrigerator, nigga. This time I'm going to fuck him up. I'm just going to put all that shit in the library. You got to come downstairs and use the microwave, nigga. You got to walk with your plate. That shit hot in here. Man, you down that latest fuck. Bro, look at that. What you doing here? Trying to eat, buddy. Damn, bro. You can't bring it to the room. Right. Right. Even though how it is, even though how in the hotel we have them all fucked up. Now, this is going to be the next play. They're going to just link. They're going to have their apartment building that's owned by Uber Eats and they're just going to bring you food every goddamn day. Watch. Watch. That's my money that I made. That's my money that I made. You know what I'm saying? Think about it. You're going to be watching National Geographic. They're going to have a story about some motherfuckers who love McDonald's so much that they're going to build a fucking apartment complex with the McDonald's down there and party you paying your rent. They just bring you your shit every day. You just hit the button and they just charge it to your rent. What? That's the deal. That's the deal. You paying for it. They're going to put it in your rent. They're going to put it in your mortgage. You're going to pay for it in your mortgage. Exactly. Burger King got $400 a night for $2. How the hell? $4 a night? $2 a night? How did they do that? What the hell? Y'all got $4 a night? $4 a night? $4 a night. Doug, I'm going to put you in that cover, bro. What the hell? I'm not going to throw the game. I used to work at Burger King. You used to say it was my phone. I been peeped games, bro. What they do, bro? Bro, sometimes they be fucking up and they be thinking shit going to be bigger than it actually is, bruh. Right. So you know like you got to go back... No, you got to go back to before the nuggets All the nuggies was two for $40, you gotta come back. The motherfuckers probably came out and they was $1.99 for about four of them and the people went online and went crazy. So they had ordered all these nuggies but then people stopped buying the motherfuckers. So now they got extra nuggies. Now they trying to get rid of these motherfuckers because look they got Jurassic Park coming out. And they trying to sell all these regular nuggies before they get all these dinosaur nuggies because they don't want to have two cans of nuggies at one time. Nigga I remember one time we were selling dinosaurs to start shaking nuggies for about eight months. And Jurassic Park came out and didn't do shit. They were fucked up, they were fucked up, they were fucked up. Because the nuggies, these particular ones like you used to can cook a batch and get a nuggies and they'd be straight, right? These motherfuckers were shaped so funny you had to just cook them individually and shake them or they were fucked up. They had four dollars for two dollars. They had four dollars, they didn't do it at all. They had four dollars, they didn't do it at all. Are you hungry? That's a lie. I'm going to tell you what made Burger King the most money. Bring your broke ass on down here. People laugh and say they don't care. You finally got something for all you broke nuggies. People laugh and say they don't eat Burger King. Stop asking us for music, you guys. I got dinosaurs. They really kind of yell. The shit that make them the most money is when they sell the water. Two for one. They just come in with two nuggies. Hey, man. Hell yeah. This is a brand-new old broke ass. I think he said, bring them bad ass kids too. People got 40 nuggies for two dollars. But all the extensions, all the other shit, like basically, that shit like three nine and nine. Fred told like eight dollars. Y'all raking the pricing on that shit. But the 40 nuggets. And don't nobody fuck with Burger King till them fucking woppers is two for one. Woppers? Niggas be coming in now. I don't know what happened. How can we fuck with you? We just giving y'all what's been giving to us. We just telling y'all what we see when we buy this shit. I bought 40 nuggies just to see what we're going to do. I'm going to give you some station shit. Only people at Burger King go and be able to relate to it. Burger King got the best food in the world if you can eat it within the first 30 seconds of it being cooked. If you can't eat that shit immediately, don't even worry about it. If you don't believe what I'm saying, try this out. Next time you go to Burger King, tell them that you'll wait and cook your shit fresh. That's the best Burger King you'll ever have in your life. Like, no, don't give me shit. Running the meat right now. I used to work here. You got to act like you worked here. Nah, I worked here. I used to work at Burger King Haskell. Tell them to run the meat right now. And when they cookin' your shit, if you know what a hamburger shoot is, if you look right there, you can watch your shit drop. Right. Hey, give me a minute. Yeah, give me a shit. The shit coming down. That's mine. No, he put mine in there. And tell them to put it on this side where you can look straight through the french fries. You can see it. Every Burger King set up this way. If you look through the french fries, you can see the grill. You got to stand there at the counter and watch your shit fall. Trust me. What, you work at Burger King? Oh, you used to work at Burger King. What? I'm telling you. You got to eat that shit within the first five minutes. You got to be eating so basically, you got to be behind the counter. No. Basically. But you know what? I forwarded it. They lying to me too long. They give you your shit when they get ready. I like that Wendy's. What? Check it out, man. You want some fries. Not no more. Not no more. I like Wendy's in 1998. That was when Wendy's was at their best. In 1998, Wendy's had some of the best hamburgers in the world. I don't know. I don't know what year Dave Thomas died, but I tell you, I tell you about Wendy's in 1998. Wendy's in 1998 had this burger called the Double Stack. That bitch was 99 cents. You know what a Double Stack, a real original Double Stack cost you at Wendy's right now? Four fucking dollars. Hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm talking about, wait, let me tell you. Nigga, the Double Stack, I bullshit you not. The motherfucker was this big. And it was 99 cents. For real. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. They had a whole 99 cents. Men, you, you could get a shit that, you get a junior bacon cheeseburger. That was a dollar. Nuggets was a dollar. Man, a large burger. Bro, the burger started to get real. A drink? Bro, they're my first time getting it. Men, the burger started to get real. Crust the burger. He was like, he was like, he was like, I crushed the burger. That's crushed the burger by the regular bun. That's the bun, that's the bitch, you know. So one day, Thomas, that quality went way down. The Wendy's was one of the only motherfuckers out here that had real ground beef where if you bite it, some of it would fall off. And my bullshit, as anybody who was around in 1998, Wendy's burgers used to come out and have the only burger place that you could bite in your burger and that motherfuckers still had grease in it. Bread top. They had a real chocolate, they had a real fronk, they had frosted it. And that machine ain't ever broke. Never. You can get you a fronk first. I don't care how nasty you is, but you gonna live on that fronk. Niggas. You ain't got no spoon, you gonna live on that fronk. That's how niggas learn how to eat fronk. Eat fronk? You're like, what you got? I ain't got no fronk. I don't feel like that. Niggas fell out. They fell out hard. They did. What you got in fact, what's your roll? What's your roll? What's your go-to on the roll? What's your go-to on the roll? What's your go-to on the roll? Go-to food? No, not food. I mean like fast, fast on the roll. It used to be White Calf. It used to be White Calf. I ain't shit. Ooh, tap my stomach. I'd rather, I'll take shit for White Calf. I know that. I'd be like, well, listen, let me get fold number shit. What they said they're like in the midway. It's like in the midway. Yeah, in the midway. You know what? You know what? I don't care. You know what? I kinda like that they ain't got down here and sheets and like, Wa-Wa, where they just make you a sandwich. Oh, they're Wa-Wa trying to gross up this? Yeah, Wa-Wa, all right. They're like on that, on that Philly. Yeah, I'm about to do them. Cause you can go to that bitch two in the morning, that bitch over there, they'll make a sandwich or some shit. It depends on what. It depends on what, man. Wa-Wa, all right. But you know what? I'ma tell you what, I'ma tell you what, I'ma tell you what, I'ma tell you what, I thought this shit out. Crispy, crunchy, chicken. Bro, it went by my house. Listen, listen, listen. Boom. Man, I'm biscuit. Woo! Bro. Hey, hey, hey. Y'all niggas ain't sleep. Bro, my dress sell out. Why you ordering that off? You ordering that on the Uber? You gon' get out, baby. Crispy, crunchy, chicken. And you gotta get extra biscuit. That 100 pieces, that'd be for two guys and a half. You gotta get doing the first come back. Hey, you gotta get doing the first come back. I don't even care. You gon' eat half of the salad. You gotta get the biscuit, they stay over there. They got extra butter on it, motherfucker. Bro, in the butter way, sit in there, bro. All the things they gotta do here, they gotta take it out, they got them baskets, they gotta put it in place. They gotta take it out, put it in place, yeah. Put it, no, you gotta put it in one, no. American Dead Play. You can't have it in that little, that little nacho basket. But it's in the, it's in the, it's in the, it's in the, it's out of the, it's out of the, put it in the, I know. You gotta put it in American Dead Play. This is all I'm talking about. I ain't fishing one of these. Hey. I ain't been fishing. I ain't been fishing. I ain't been fishing. I ain't been fishing. Hey boy. You're a dude. They weren't about to go home and get the house. They needed to fucking restaurant. Fuck the gas, they need to get out of the gas station. That they don't say back in? They don't do any gas station. Nope. If they want to be taken serious in the chicken bit, they gotta go. If they want to be taken serious in the chicken bit, they can get off the chicken bit. They gotta get a bigger bit. They been crushing like a nigga that don't belong in so much of a house, they just don't want to cut on it. Poppies ain't saying, they really can take over. over Popeye after these bitches alone. Crispy. You know what I'm saying? The chicken just a go. It's fucked up bitch here, man. Just stop pumping your chicken to the little bitch. You're the wedgie cool. They just gotta stop pumping this shit up a little bit. The wedgie big in here. Yeah, but the wedgie. They can just shit like a water. The wedgie like a water. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. It's not a bad boy. Like a pillow. What the fuck is this? Nah, they gotta get out the gas station, though, man. If they want to be taken serious in the chicken business. They save so much money by being in that gas station. Nah, I'm telling you, bro. Yeah, they are, dawg. Over here, over here, over here, over here, over here, over here. Nothing. Like a side kiosk. They got an aside lit kiosk. Nah, I'm like. They got an aside lit kiosk. You know what they're saying to me? That's saying that they're scared to be a real restaurant. They're scared to be a real restaurant. Nah, I've seen the Crispy Crunchy Chicken. They're not a restaurant. They ain't to go. They ain't to go play. Nah. You gotta pull up, get it. Because it's hot and red and right now. You can't let this shit sip. You gotta eat this shit. People be hungry and don't need really to go. They just see it and be like, you know what I did? You let them fool you? You let them fool you? They ain't got enough confidence to be a real restaurant. No, no. You let them fool you with the other shit. They got some red shirt. The pizza place. They got red shirt. What? They got some red shirt. Pizza place. They do chicken things. There's a nigga on over there with a little chicken right up. No, that nigga didn't know the Hunts Brothers Pizza was the gas station pizza. I didn't. I'm more than the shit. I'm more than the shit on over Eats. And he was eating a lot of that shit. You're still fucking with the gas station, right? I didn't know. Hunts Brothers was the black and white. They just be the gas station. This how they fucked me up. Because on the app, they sell whole pieces. At the gas station, they only sell slices. So I'm not thinking that I'm ordering a delivery pizza. No, I'm thinking you can't picture what restaurant you want to go to gas station in. You getting pizza out of the gas station. We getting pizza. I'm gonna tell you the bad pizza right now are going out though. Bad food like real quick. Bad food. Marco fucking the ass up. Man, Marco fucking everything. You should be trying to do it for me, but every time I eat that shit, I shit. Marco. You trying to dream? The way I be buying this shit, man, he's Marco fucking with the way. Oh, no, you said pizza. You talking about Chinese food. Yeah, I'm talking about Chinese food. Oh, yeah. You said Marco. Marco cool too. I had some Marco, the skin coming out. You got the wrong way. Like the skin be peeling off before me. I'm like that. Skin just sliding off. I'm like that. He ain't never had no pizza in Italy. Yeah, it had been with the pork. No, I had a croissant in London. It's out of here. You gonna eat this shit in Paris. I ain't even said no. I would have had a croissant in London. It's out of here. I don't know what kind of bread y'all got. No, like that. Well, London ain't got no good food. No way for me to own it. They do what I heard. It got better. You can't eat no pizza with this. They do. It's my fucking life. Yeah, this shit. It's big in here. The last time I was over there, this shit was good. What it made? Like chicken. Chicken was amazing. Oh, okay. You can't hold it up. Bigger than New York pizza. I know that. That is just... A lot of it. All that shit. So it's... Yeah, like... Yeah, like you can't do this. We went to Italy and had some pizza. Yeah. Come on, man. In fact... That motherfucker so flat. And that motherfucker... Do I have that? Uh-huh. It get bald. So you can't hold... You got like... You do what they do. They fold it. They'll make it fold it. Double jet. Stuff it in one take. So they don't put all that stuff in too much? No. But it was good though. It was good. So when I came back, I ain't eat pizza for two years. Yeah. You feel me? I was so fucked up. That shit was good, huh? Well, it brought the... Ooh, they bring it on the bike. Whole thing like... What? God, that's how shit I like to hear. I like to hear nigga in the national store. But you got to figure out what they known for. You got to go to the culture to taste that shit. Yeah. We don't eat it fake-ass, eat it and shit. It is ain't what it is. We got to go to... Eat it and eat it real shit. You see the nigga hanging peas down in the... Ooh. That one a piece of spider. That one a piece of spider. What the fuck? Yeah, it's time to go do some more traveling, man. There should be fun, yeah. Sometime it is. Thank you, man. He said sometimes. Sometime it do, man. But I just got to the point where it don't matter when to fuck it. Like, at some point, it don't matter where the fuck I go. I'll be ready to go back home. What's up? Yeah. They put it in your trunk. He like me, but... His tits been even shorter than mine, bro. I thought mine was shorter. Yeah, after I do... I'm done doing what I'm supposed to do. My mind didn't go straight back to the crib. Like, fuck everything. We got the money. Let's go. Let's get the fuck out of here. I'm just right there. I'm just right there. Let's see what you got, man. Bro, it doesn't like... I don't know, man. Sometime I just be feeling like we got to... And now we got to leave. We got to escape. We got to escape. We got the money. Let's go. No, fuck that. Let's not even spend the night in this town tonight, man. Let's drive for a house and fuck out of here. Fuck this shit. Every time. Yeah, man. We don't care to ask for it. I don't know where I'm going. I don't know where we're spending the night, man. We don't know where I'm flowing in, motherfucker. We ain't going back to the next month. But you got to live. But with that time around, we could be driving six hours. We're going to get our ass back on that road. Okay. I'm going to tell you... Perform how you know you don't like the city, nigga. When you... The earlier you get to the airport, that's how you know. Mm-hmm. Motherfucker be bored than a motherfucker. You just... I'm talking about you in the bed, you laying down like, I'm finna leave. Fuck this. One-thirties, man. My flight leaving. Shit. Fuck this. I'm not in this bitch's... I don't like this. I'm not in this bitch's three. Oh, yeah. Oh, you talking about another city? God damn it. I don't... I don't call my aides in the book. Me son and me early in the morning. Don't even play with her like that. Yeah. Don't even let me stay to listen. We doing show that night. And most of the time we flying. I'm on the first thing, smoking back to Atlanta, man. You need back. I'm not even... I'm leaving early in the morning, man. You don't even play with me like that. Listen. I ain't even leaving from Atlanta. I'm getting to the airport. We leaving at two. I'm getting to the airport at one o'clock, man. I'm getting to the airport at one o'clock. I don't like nobody who gets to that motherfucker too early if you were in your hometown. I don't even get to that motherfucker that I'm early, man. I don't even start, man. I hate that. That's too much. But I hate that. You just sitting in the airport for a while. But you know what? They do got a little party at the end or the concourse. That's your prayer. To be there for like an extra hour and a half. At the lounge. At the lounge? Well, shit. A little restaurant only in the airport. I ain't talking about dancing. I ain't talking about dancing. I ain't talking about old shit. Like, you can shop and chill and kick and fall in the middle. You know what I'm saying? I ain't saw that part, man. They building it. Oh, OK. Oh, it ain't done. No. You at least gonna be back there. I walk back there. I'm like, I'm in the wrong stuff. I got that. What y'all doing, though? I look to the fine prisons in all the country. I got that. I ain't gonna lie, though. I love the airport in Atlanta, though. They say we got the biggies. I don't understand. It's a bit too alive. I got a lot of airport. And I'm like, this shit is huge. Them motherfuckers, after them. Got Sunday Duke. Yeah. You're smoking sex, shit. Oh, yeah. Got Sunday Duke. What? They got no smokers in here than 92 in there. You can't smoke in no more. You can't smoke in no more airports in the USA. Thank you. That shit would be on my nerves. Damn, that shit ain't in the airport no more. Don't do it. But they got, like, wallpaper over them motherfuckers. Damn, man. Yeah. That shit fucked me up, man. That shit fucked me up, man. They got one nigga doing that. They taking them pants, doing them motherfuckers. Wow. Look at this, though. I ain't gonna get out of there. This crazy. You can't smoke in the airport. But the dogs that shit in there were the people you used to smoke at. Yeah, they got them in the little room. Then they put the dog bar. That's your dog shit in the room. Yeah. Your dog can't shit in front of people. You can go to that. I tried to take my dog in there. You did your dog shit? Yeah. Right in the airport. Your dog is shy shit? I'm trying to fool with your dog. Put him behind the curtain. She's talking to my nerve. What? I flew with her dog back one time. I flew with a cane corso. I hate all you motherfuckers that fly with dogs. Everybody in there. Ow. Motherfuckers that fly with pets. Just know that everybody on the plane don't fucking like you. Just know that you the most hated. We don't want to even be on the plane with people. What the fuck make you think we want to be on him with your dog? Don't wonder why people are looking at you crazy. Yeah, no. I was like, yeah, yeah. You know what you did. I had to buy a whole seat for the pit bull, bro. No, sir. They may buy a whole seat. No. She would be mad saying he ain't no carry on. I'm like, what, you gonna put him on the plane? They should hide a hand up under them, man. One of them people who believed dogs shouldn't be able to go where they got them with. It gotta be a servant dog, bro. Fuck that. I don't believe that dog. I don't believe that dog. I don't believe that dog. No. We ain't meant that we do a show on men. Man, they ain't hate everybody. They done brought the letter to the show. No. I got these motherfuckers. No. He brought the puppy seat. Fuck that. Fuck the letter to the show. What? What do you have? Preaches. No. They had the bully out there. You know what? You know what? You gotta buy a ticket for them motherfuckers. Facts. That's the one you had to buy for another ticket. Yeah. I had to buy a first class ticket for them. Nigga, nigga. I can't cross over here. Wrapper shit, man. Wrapper shit. You know what? He had been walking through the airport, man. And to my boy. No, it's crazy. Nigga in mind. I bought one can't cross over him. For me to see him had to fly him. He had to say, Brino dog. Brino dog. Brino dog. Brino dog. Brino dog. Yeah, boy. We people like to miss him. We live with hard work. We miss him. We miss him. That's why you really work. That's why you can't give up on nobody. We miss him. You pull that shit. You pull that shit. Hey, I ain't do it. I'm from Mississippi. Hey, man. What the fuck? You think you don't talk about miss him? I ain't shit him. No. I'll be happy for y'all. I'll be happy for y'all. More shit. Y'all from hard work. You know what? You're from Mississippi. Yeah. More shit. Y'all think I'm like, Mexicans in this motherfucker? No, the fuck we don't. Y'all are some hard workers. You gonna tell me that? I'm from Mississippi. No. I'm not accepting that. I'm from Mississippi. There's more to us than that. More to us. There's more to us than that. What it is? I know y'all like them cars, man. I'm old school. We like all that shit. Mississippi like big shit. The bigger the better, man. Y'all come up to you? Hell yeah. I think niggas in Mississippi invented that shit. It's too Mississippi to not be Mississippi. What other kind of niggas gonna be cooking outside, nigga? Niggas in Mississippi started that shit. You can go back first day of slavery, nigga. Niggas out there. I'm telling you. They're like, who over there cooking? Them boys from Mississippi? Yeah. What's that meat you cooking? Well, that pig you told me to throw the weight. I laid some herbs and spices on his back. I put him on there this morning on a slow heat. What slow heat? Oh, so that's when you cook it all day. You be wanting us to work till it gets dark, so I figured by the time we get done working, he'd be done cooking. There must be some kind of jingles or something. No, sir. I just ain't no damn fool. Don't you cook nothing else? So I'm gonna tell you now, if you hit me, I'm gonna hit your ass back. What do you mean by that? If you put your hands on me, I'm gonna put my hands on you. And my hands is bigger than your hands. And I'm gonna use my fists, too. Who taught you to talk like that, my man? When did you tell you when she was over there fucking your back? Niggas from Mississippi always been the niggas to get in trouble, bro. If you could put the anger from Mississippi in ten minutes. I don't even know why niggas from Mississippi niggas tell me that from Mississippi. I can look at you and tell, Niggas, I see the pain in your ass. Those were slave rats. Nah, I didn't even know. You gotta keep in mind, y'all. The way you talk about your parents being old. Niggas, imagine being around this old. Even your people. So it's like, Niggas, the shit that they wanted us about done already happened. Right. They give it an old clue. Bro, this advice don't even work no more. Niggas ain't supposed to be eating over there with no white folk. We been there that we already eating together. They keep going down there. You ain't supposed to be going down there. Niggas, you think they ice cold. They give you unsolicited advice all day long. You can't fuck around like, say for instance, you start fucking with somebody, right? You know when you first start fucking with somebody, they be like, oh, hell, you in love, man. That girl must have put some sugar on your dick. Even me. Why are you saying it? Why are you waiting to say that? Y'all on the phone and all that to move, she must have put some sugar on your dick. That's all you want, right? That's what you're telling them. Look at you like you crazy. Why I can't be a little... Exactly. Bro, this Mississippi ass shit, man. They gotta have some sugar before. Man. Is that what you call it? That's why my sugar crush is so hot. What's the nickname you saying? What if you get ready to fight? Get ready to fight? Niggas don't really say too much, bro. It ain't really too much shit. Just as you told me, that Niggas said... Which one? Shit, that Niggas told the Niggas, said, Niggas, they can't... That Niggas said, that Niggas said, Niggas, they can't melt you down and po-poo you on me. Okay, can't you down and po-poo you on me? That Niggas said, Niggas, they couldn't melt you down and po-poo you on me. Bro, the po-poo shit, I have it right. But the po-poo shit I ever heard of Niggas say before fighting, that's the truth, is it? That Niggas, this is the truth, is it? That Niggas said, Niggas, I jumped down your throat and come out your ass like poison if you try to leave me. I'm gonna come down your throat and come out your ass, yeah? Like poison, like poison. That Niggas said, I jumped down your throat and come out your ass like poison. This the type of shit you hear all day, bro. Bro, I got this uncle, bro. He's my friend, anytime somebody asks him for something, he say the most random shit, bro. Like, uncle, let me hold some shit. If I do a Jeep or jump out my ass I should run a book on it. What? I'm gonna watch out my own asshole. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, they got the craziest sins, bro. I remember I used to work with these motherfuckers, these old white dudes, bro, we was laying bricks. I was like, hell, we got to catch up the day it rained yesterday. Well, we're gonna be pretty busy. Gonna be elbows and assholes today, buddy. What the fuck does that mean? I don't wanna, I'm gonna quit. It'll sound right. Man? Sound like he grins up. Yeah, I'm balling the eyeball. I shit it from the back. I don't care, I don't know what that is. No, I'm gonna get fat. White man came to work one day, he walked in, he said, Two racks fucking in a wool sock. That'd be funny. Man, white people at work, I used to work with the red-naked ass white men, bro. It was this one dude, they used to call him Smoke Break. First time. Because that's all he wanted to do, was take a smoke break from him. Smoke break! He did a way to smoke. So look, this motherfucker said, Hell, is it payday? God damn it. Gonna take this money home and give it to mama. He said, why you got to give it to mama? Because she got way more pussy than I got dick. Bro, this the type of shit that I just used to sit around and just listen to all fucking day, man. I had some fun, I done worked with some funny ass people, bro. Oh, the white white people. I didn't count them, they be racist on love. Bro, that's the thing about it. Most of the white people that you be around who be racist is because they really ain't never even seen no niggas for real. You think, because we done seen a lot of white people that white people done seen. Some white people ain't never really seen no niggas like. Like for real, like for longer than a minute or two. So when they around us, they be like, they're a person. You motherfuckers, pretty much normal. Bro, I'm telling you, anytime you be around they believe all that bullshit they set up and put in place. Why could you be on the plane? Other than that, I know some cool white people. I know some cool too, but I still be on the plane. D down inside, I know they call me a nigga in the head. This the way that shit was. You gonna see that shit. Hell yeah. But the white people that like niggas are the same ones who don't like the motherfuckers who don't like us. If that even makes sense. It's a separate kind of white folk. Them separate. Even white people don't like them. Them like the Walmart, like Dollar Store version of white people. They don't fuck with them. Think of white people as like the Apple Store. So they look at the racist motherfuckers as like gas station. They be like these motherfuckers ain't even real white folks. That ain't pure. Exactly. And this the crazy part. Them motherfuckers who hate niggas is actually broken than us. Now they're so poor that they actually believe that they're gonna get some of the white people money but they poor, they ain't, they don't fuck with them. Them the white people that stink when it rain. But the Apple Store motherfuckers, they got them discriminatory policies too. Right. They have to. And that racism changed shape before. But that's kind of like they, they benefit from the bullshit. That's their insurance. They gotta do that. Because they gotta like make sure that they stay like clear that they're white people because they fall too far in the middle. They ain't gonna be able to benefit off being white. You feel me? Like they need to benefit. Like they only gonna benefit as a group separately. So they gotta stay separate. Cause they're like, we're the, we're the Apple Store white people. Y'all want us to represent for the community. Y'all gotta prop us up so you know what I'm saying? Like we like Sunday clothes type white people. Like y'all gotta make sure we look good. So y'all can be, hey, we about to take over the world. Remember now, hey, they keep the other white people distracted so they can like. Probably shit. Exactly. That's how they. We niggas be sleep on them older folks too now. They ain't right. But see that's a whole nothing. That was before. That was before that. That was a slay train. It's still a song going on. No, they don't. They ain't got shit to do with us. That's why niggas sleep on them. We don't give a fuck about what happened to your people. You ain't even listening to what happened now. We're not about to sit here and look up some more shit. No, they ain't got something to do with that. Fuck about that. They don't. They trade nothing. No, they don't. They trade nothing. Here we go with this shit. It ain't no us. It ain't like all black people can't do the same shit. Here we go with this shit. No, it ain't no us. No, it ain't no us. They be trying to sit here and just keep repeating some shit. There's somebody told us. You guys don't. You gotta look around. It's praying to me. They ran a slay train. They were way before the Atlantic Slay Train. The Atlantic or the Atlantic? The Atlantic Slay Train. They came and got us across the Atlantic Ocean. No, they didn't. They came and got some motherfuckers. They didn't get all of us, y'all. Don't be believing that shit. If you think every nigga came over here on the boat, you got like fucked up. Read some more shit. Some more. I mean, niggas was over here two months. Niggas was here the whole time. Like, look at the white folk bringing them other niggas over here. They were standing over here. Hey, back there. I'm proud of you. No. That's not how I'm proud of you. But who were they though? Who were they? The niggas. The same way that you can get in a cabin in New York and the niggas tell you, oh yeah, I'm from Cameroon. That's them. The same shit. It's been the same motherfucking way the whole time. You got no patience so you can know where you're going. They can't make money and be like, oh, what are you doing? All right, we'll put it this way. They just have to put niggas nowhere on no piece of land ever. What do you say? Niggas already was on every piece of land. If you don't believe that niggas was first, you think they just stood in a fucking circle? That means they was first everywhere in the world. That's what I'm saying. So how the fuck can you go get some motherfuckers and bring them to where they already are? Go treat them. The motherfuckers who say they discovered them are going to tell you. Soon as they got off the boat, some niggas were like, who the fuck is y'all? You got the A-rads and you got these jeers. Oh, they know about it so nobody got caught on there? This is what I'm trying to tell you. All these different kinds of niggas that they ran into the first day, there was some tall niggas. Then there was some little bitty motherfuckers that ran up in the trees and then they had some other motherfuckers who had some boats bigger than theirs when they pulled up. Portuguese. It was already right there. They enslaved the people that was already here. Oh, I thought the Indian was here. The Indian was. I'm asking. Niggas. Because of you, it's not a big deal. I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid. Why don't they give them that reparation and tell them to be quiet? Why the fuck do you think they killed all the Indians? Come on, man. Because the Indians weren't going for that slavery shit. They fought back. They already had their shit together. They pulled up and it was like y'all slaves. You're like, you're a fucking lie. I got a brother, this nigga named Ruan Eagle. If you touch me, he on y'all motherfucking ass. And then you touch me. And we from here. And then we on the land. And they touched me. The Indians got on their ass to the point where they was like, hey, send some more motherfuckers over here because these Indians is on our ass. So who was this slave? So then who was this slave? The Indian had guns. The first time they had to go get all that shit. Yeah, they had guns. They shot some motherfuckers. But guess what? Eventually they ran out of bullets. They guess what? When they ran out of bullets, they be like, oh, we give up for a little bit. Teach us how y'all did this shit. Then when they taught them how to do this shit, the dirty motherfuckers crossed them and killed them with their own shit. Facts. Yeah, that's facts. But who was the niggas working for free? Who was the niggas working for free? Yeah. The niggas that they stole. Facts. They stole them niggas. Where they came from? The niggas that they pointed them guns at. And they shot some motherfuckers. No, no, no, no. Where they got the niggas from? The niggas that worked for free. Where they got them from? Where they came from. They went and got them. They brought them from where? From where? They got all the, I'm saying. They got a lot of them. They went and got a lot of them. They got millions of niggas. But they didn't get all of them. They got a lot of them. So you not saying that when you saying that? Exactly. So that's what I'm saying. I did say that. Lady, you said these niggas already did. Duh. Okay. Some niggas were here because we had folks too. They took that shit. Okay. When niggas started losing their culture, they started losing the spirit of the Almighty. The culture is never lost. The culture is never lost. The pagan gods. The culture says shit. They were doing the same shit that we doing right now. It's already in the book. The same golden jewelry and shit that we celebrating. They did the same shit. They was extravagant niggas just like we sitting right here right now. Man, some moves. Come on, man. But they were niggas. They was niggas. Show that. That's the good. But they weren't niggas because they knew exactly who the fuck they were. They knew the title. They knew where they came from. They knew the name of the people. We don't. Because they were unified. But that don't mean that it changed for us. We're still the same people just because we don't know our title. We don't know our label. We don't know our tribe or our kids. The reason why we're not going to get together is because we're not unified. Nobody want to get unified. Niggas want to say, that was the name and this is now. You don't really get what fuck about your brother. But that's what I'm trying to explain to you. It's it. We were never together, nigga. We're looking at a thousand tribes of motherfuckers in this room. Facts. You was the leader of your folks and you were. And you were the king, nigga. Everybody had their own shit. You know what we got to do though? But you know what we got to do though? Come together and get unified and really have a structure, bro. It's a plan. We got commandments. We got rules. We got all this. You dig what I'm saying? Because we are the Hebrews. We are the real ones. You dig what I'm saying? We don't. Because we don't have no doctors. We just waking up. We just waking up doing what we want to do. Thinking we can do what we want to do. We can do what we want to do. Nope. That ain't how it goes. That's why all these tragedies keep happening until we actually do that and sit out as a black people to say, this is too far. And we all feel like this. They ain't got to stand on one too far. That's how I feel like. Right. You know I ain't no political or nobody like that, but I feel like they just got to stand on what he's saying and start showing some action to what he's saying. That's it. None too much. You know what I'm saying? Stop playing. Bro, I love doing this show. Because they're going to see this shit and be like, that nigga be hating. I don't give a fuck. No, no, no, no. I just feel like we should be able to just debate and debate what the fuck we want to debate. You know what I'm saying? That's all the way. That's why I said earlier, I love the platform that we got, because we get to allow it. It sure doesn't get to talk. This is a healthy black man. This is the shit that we talked about in the beauty show. This shit's aerobics, man. It's flat at the top. This is what I said. This is fear. This is fear. This is fear. The earth got a little ass on it. Yeah. It got a little booty. That's the biggest myth. That's the biggest lie in the world. They put the globe in front of you, as in here in kindergarten. This shit's flat. This shit's flat as hell, man. Come on, man. Science is beautiful, but they can't guess what. You can't overlook the real shit. The universe. Come on, man. Let me tell you a little flat. Let me tell you a little bit. It's flat. You can get that quarter, spin that quarter. It's more like a ball, because it's spinning so fast. It's more like a flat. It's spinning that quarter. It's like a spin. Let me tell you something. I don't know. I ain't no picture. I ain't no real picture. I've seen a waterfall. Okay. I ain't no real picture. The earth is this way, and water ain't done for the father. He hit me in the face. No. See, this is the thing I don't know though. We can argue to all this bullshit, that motherfucker could be a cube, or a pentagon, or a record. I don't know. Ain't no picture. Show me one real picture of the earth. If you show me where one motherfucker ever fall off this bitch, I believe it. This man show me one around, but it's a hole in the middle. Can you fall off the earth? Can't you see it? Can't you see it? Can't you see it? Can't you see it? There's shit out there that ain't never coming back. Roger came out of the crew. Two flat. I saw it. The earth! The water. Yeah, my butt. Bro, I done been on these flights. But it's a two flat. Two flat. Listen, I'm trying to tell you, bro. I'm listening. I ain't show me one real picture of the earth. I ain't talking about no gold. Show me one real picture of the earth. You know, there's mountains in the water. Listen, if a nigga bend to the moon, you're gonna take that picture of the moon from the earth and then you take a picture of the earth. They call a scuba diver. That's cap. Look, no, that's real. The scuba diver, show me one real picture of the earth. Ain't that glow, that's man. Like, that's just what people think. Somebody talk. Show me one real picture of the earth. They keep saying that they find a little, little planet. I don't think nobody went to the moon. Everybody need to add that one to another planet. I don't think nobody went to the moon. We're gonna add another new planet to another planet. I think that's cap, man. We done found three planets. Shackle for the earth. God didn't make the world for him. He was born for the earth. They ain't been to that moon, man. Nobody ain't been to that moon, man. That's cap, man. It's that water on Mars. That's cap, man. They ain't been to that moon, man. Man, they dropped the water drone. I told you. They dropped the flat with a drone. You see this shit? They dropped the flat with a drone. Ain't no wind on what? On the moon? Yeah. Ain't gravity. Ain't no wind is fake. Man, that's a fake picture. That's a fake picture, man. Bro, show me one real picture. I ain't no water on Mars. Show me one real picture of the earth. Where the fuck I'ma get it at? They said UFOs come out. They said UFOs coming out. Y'all believe the aliens. I don't believe no more fucking aliens, shit. But if I seen a one eye, more fuck them. And I done seen a one eye naked. We got that. I fucking said it. But the crazy part is, the party's gonna fuck you up. It's humans that were born on earth. Check this out. This is my theory on the aliens, right? Hold up, DC. They're humans that weren't born on earth. But they can be the aliens then. Hold up, hold up. What's on it? What's on it? They're humans like us. But they look like it. So you mean to tell me they have flew over all these galaxies through all this space and the voided all these hands-in-goers and meteorites and all this shit and crashed in the desert where ain't shit at? Oh, you talking about Rockwell in Mexico? That's the bullshit. I don't believe motherfuckers then flew over all these galaxies and crashed in the middle of nowhere. So that story's supposed to be this. Them motherfuckers ain't really crashed. They got shot down. But they made contact with their motherfuckers. And then the station was the way to cover up what the fuck they said. You can tell them about it on the video. People put it up. You can't explain how light is going from that bad to that bad. I see why we're not alien. I'm alien to the whole world. No, y'all don't think I'm on cocaine then. But he out of here. They smart enough to not fuck with us. That's the crazy part about it. Like they know not to cause they ain't a part of the fact. When I was just in the back of the boat, when I was just in the back of the boat. No, they know we stupid. We too stupid. They ain't fucked with us. You see, they probably had area 51 when I was just in Vegas. They said they got that, that's a real spot. I feel like that's where they keep all the comfort. Like that shit that's confidential and shit. But you know what I'm not built on. That's the cap spot now that people know about it. I think they should keep that bitch going. But they got enough if they probably got area 51. But shit on the ground and shit there. And the testin' little, you seen Jurassic Park? They got like that little bird, he a dinosaur. Why you do that? Long and then. Then he's like, he's like, then he put the new cap on like a little hostage. I was like, oh, this shit bad. Then he slapped me. I was like, I was like, I don't need that in here. I was like, well, I'm fucked with Jurassic Park. So they negated dinosaurs, fellas. They negated, they used to actually dinosaur with some fingernail, nigga. He out there, she laughin' the dinosaur. She really came over, he said shut up. He was like, all right, up and go. Man, look at this shit y'all they had to talk about today, man. Bro. Hey, Clayton English. 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That's my shit. Yeah. Yeah, that's your shit. Now we're talking about that was your heart. That was just fine. We did go off like that sometime. That was just fine. Yeah, we're going to keep the conversation going. I'm going to always say some niggas over here. I'm definitely happy with the music, man. I got what type of music you want to talk about. Shit. Where you want to start from? You said start from the beginning and one of your favorite jobs was nigga, don't get no sleep no more. Nigga, don't get no sleep no more. I feel like he dropped that motherfucker right now. That means it goes. What's the story behind that? Oh, man, the story behind that, man. My nigga Teezy was living there, man. I was at the studio every day there, man. Hey, Jig got out of jail in the studio every day, man. Working on my crap, trying to get better. Recording myself. Yeah, bro. Everybody coming up, living in that motherfucker. How long you using jail? 15 months. You in there with a nigga who was rapping like hell? Hell, nah. He ain't trying to mind that. Every jail got to you. No, it was a nigga in the dorm rapping like hell. I turned to him. I turned to him. I turned to him. Like with them, I probably five months, six months in. Yeah, I turned to him like with the six months in. But at first, I wasn't trying to do that because my mind, I'm going home, you know what I'm saying? But nah, man, my motherfucking roommate was, I had one with skit soap. That shit was so crazy. Yeah, I had one too. He tripped out. He was coming off alcohol. Nigga was on alcohol for like three days. And what they call that when they should be de-tossing? Nigga coming out of that bathroom. With draw. Yeah, with draw. Man, Nigga thought he was moving the door. He was like, help me, bro. My son out there. I said, but your son. I'm like, man. 2 o'clock in the morning, man. Y'all got to come get this nigga, bro. That nigga be the son out there. He said, yeah, he's my son out there. Come move the door for me. I'm like, man, you got it. No, I'm not. You got to tell the story with your late at night. I didn't know like, it's a lot of night, bro. I'm sorry that shit at night. You put that nigga up at night. You put that nigga up back back, man. I'm sorry that nigga at night. You know what I'm saying? More of this ain't come this weekend on it. Hit that nigga out of there, bro. You know what I'm saying? He might get a wish. Oh, that shit. I couldn't do that shit. Because you don't know who the fuck going to show up. He's got motherfuckers in his head. Johnny wants to stay up tonight. Who the fuck is that? I thought he was playing there first. I didn't catch. He's trying to get up by there. He's trying to cry it out. That's what I'm saying. He's trying to cry it out. About 80 days. But it ain't that slow. You gotta do it. I know I didn't want to start eating. He said eat. You got that? Start doing shit. Start popping it. Going crazy. We ain't even know that it was like, oh, shit. Oh, this shit. It changing now. Probably when I first booked my first show. Tennessee. Right. Vermont Duke House on Myspace. On Myspace? Yeah, Myspace. Nah, this ain't Myspace. It's Twitter. Twitter. I went back with Tom Hunter. Yeah, I know. I'm crazy. Nah, you lying on my ass. Yeah, it is. No, I'm stupid. This nigga was hustling earth. Back riding, talking and everything. Let's get deep. Let's get deep. You know what I'm saying? I'm off on the A. I'm off on the West Side. Nah, when they was saying that, you would sound like Future. When they saying you taking in Future's sauce, I'm like, no, sir. Nah, he having his business. He talking to me in Florida. He has his own style. What made you stay focused and be like, you know what? I'm going to show these motherfuckers. We homie crying. Stop playing. Shit, that's all I knew. Yo. You know what I'm saying? I wasn't faking that. I definitely wasn't trying to sound like Bro. You been? Right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't even see that comparison really. I think. I can see it at first just from the, you know, like, one to many people just rapping like that. But then you had somebody came out saying just like her. But that was different. That's what I'm saying. Like, I just started you copy Joe Cadence. That's it. Yeah. That's what you said. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That was, that was, that was weird. You know what I'm saying? This one, that though. And I think you just tear from the, from the catalog. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. I went, like, it went never that. Even this is like, even now, man, in Future's probably got, man, I'm probably about 10 and release songs. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So that'd be the beauty of it. You know what I'm saying? You know, you get old, you just look at shit like, damn. People are really trying to make that song. Right. You get old like, man. That wasn't anything. Right. Especially like with me and bro right now. Right. That'd be the beauty of it. Pop. You're supposed to know that shit's shit for a man. Yeah. But what's crazy is, like, in the midst of all that, like, we had to do this show together. And man, bruh, I swear to God, coming back, I might have been in, my seat was 2A. I didn't even see 2B. Just talk the whole flight. Talk the whole flight. Yeah. Even, man, like, you know what I'm saying? I'm just trying to get out of here. Just talk. You know what I'm saying? There's a lot of control just in there. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. That's how people was trying to do it. They's got control. Y'all to start some shit. You know what I'm saying? Hold up. They both, they both, they getting hot right now. What are y'all trying to talk emotion? That was a good thing about Atlanta, though. A lot of times, seemed like y'all would, yeah, y'all would sort that shit out. And it'd be more so with people creating a poster. You don't even know the person in there. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, people put shit on you, then put shit on another motherfucker. Oh, yeah. They could really be connected on the love for real. If you make a phone call, you be like, okay, we do know some real true people. And you're gonna always know somebody who knows somebody. You know somebody who knows somebody. If you're real in front of the city, you're gonna know some damn about it. Yeah, we sure do. No cap. You know what I'm saying? But we got the music right now. It ain't going to, it ain't hot. It ain't lit. That's the last 20 years. Yeah, it ain't that slow, bro. I don't see it going on in no time soon. You was a big part of that, too. You held that torch for a little, yeah. You stood in front of the car, man. You stood in front of that old-ass apartment in front of about down there. That's about an AU, yeah. But see, Atlanta is the capital of the culture, though. We're talking about Hollywood. It's the first and the last stop, man. You know what I'm saying? We get on it first. You know what I'm saying? We're on the pro. We're gonna let you know we're digging into the dish. Like, literally. You know what I'm saying? Because when you go like, and I know y'all probably gonna test it, it's like, but being on that road, you just see how slower other spots are. And I ain't gonna say them other spots. This is the difference with Atlanta, though. You don't have to look for the black people in Atlanta. Every other city, you gotta go, like... What the heck? Exactly. See, we so black, black, black. I didn't know that. I didn't know that until people come out, and they be like, but Lord saw what y'all niggas so black. I'm like, nigga, they ain't like that everywhere? Nope. Like, y'all just being extra people you don't know? Yes. It don't look like you? Yes. I've been around black, mama. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Fuck you, why not? Nothing, nigga. But what clock it goes? Yeah, exactly. You got a number of ones. Lock your doors, get your purse, tuck it. And that's just the way we grew up, though. That's the culture. That's Atlanta. That's Atlanta. You gotta be ready for that. See, I ain't used to that. You wouldn't leave door-on-law. Door-on-law. Nobody's in there. Nobody's in there. Niggas in your car. Oh, oh, did you? No. Oh. Sleep in bed. Get out of my shit, bitch. Get your ass out. Uh-huh. You'll get... They ain't even gotta worry about shit like they in Mississippi. I'm part of the Mississippi problem. Ain't nobody gonna fuck with your shit? Yeah. David Bannon, what you from? Jason. Yeah. Bannon, man, I ain't gonna lie. They ain't gonna put that one up for him. Like, he revolutionized it. I ain't gonna lie. I ain't even know what I'm talking about. He's got our baby Bannon, yeah. He's got our baby Bannon, yeah. He's got our baby Bannon, yeah. He's producing. I thought that made it even more dope. Yeah. He's back. He's back. He's back. He's back. He's back. He's back. He's back. He's back. He's back. Not him and Big Craig, they be putting on Fuzz music, man. They be like niggas. He about to drop some new shit. It's God Box 2. Ain't Rex Armageddon from down there? Yeah, 2 below. I was gonna get down the list. Oh, that one for sale? We got a few now, man. For sale? For shooting? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We got a few. We got a few. A lot of motherfuckers about to be coming out of Mississippi, man. I know, it was just like at the time, like, you going back to that rubber band, man. Yeah. Yeah. How's the time? How's that production, man? That's what I'm saying. So I feel like he had, like, that advantage already. Yeah. You remember? Yeah. I like how into him credit is with it, too. Yeah. I like how he incorporated the old shit. Yeah. Yeah. You just tell your family hip hop. Yeah. Remember? And that's like, you want to listen to it? Like, you just tell your family hip hop. Yeah, yeah. You can tell your family hip hop. You can listen to somebody music and tell your kids. Yeah. You remember? Oh, shit. You been fucking with it on the new shit? On the new shit, man. Just on them songs. I'm saying just, not the artist. Just straight songs. This is what I've been listening to. Just songs that you like. Songs that I like. I ain't gonna lie, man. Um, I like the way Dirt put it together. Yeah. I like the way Dirt put it together. You know what I'm saying? But I ain't gonna lie, man. I ain't gonna lie, man. Baby songs. Baby put it on for the shit. Hell, yeah. That shit, yeah. That's just a good look, too. Yeah. That's hard. That's hard. But, like, it's gonna just listen to music. Yeah. I told you that I was coming back. Okay. That's me real, too. Oh, let me ask you this. What about some of these, uh, the female rappers, man? You heard anything that you... that done stuck with you? Mm-hmm. The girl got it just like that. Put it on the song. Everybody's talking about it. Yeah. Only for the men. Like, the F-R. It's just good to see the women have something they can enjoy them. So, all the women, like, the women's like, they're talking about it. Yeah. Four and a half years. What you mean? Man, I'm like, it's good to see them have that lane where they can have music that they can enjoy exclusively amongst the girls. I don't want to see niggas mess up everything. They still ain't had one where they can 100%. Just let them have that. Right, they do. I ain't don't even light up, man. They need that. Somebody gotta just really turn up with the R&B because that was missing, man. What, Summer Walker? You know what I'm saying? Like, that's cool. You know what I'm saying? We just gotta... You know what type of all of me, like, bringing it back? Like, Drew here? Yeah, but R&B don't get that push, man. I'm just saying, like, it just don't get as much. Like, you know... Don't get the light off. It's in the back seat. It's an ad-lib right now. You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? I'm just, like, I'm not... But I'm just being honest, bro. Let's find some R&B artists then. I'm about to find... I'm about to find some R&B artists. Summer Walker hard, but what I'm saying is... It's a lot of them new. A lot of them new. You know what some of them did, like... They did it. They did it. They did it. They did it. Like, see me, I'm like, we need some more roles. Like, they out here. They got... We gotta do a better job of finding and supporting them, though. Don't worry about it. What do you all see these videos? They out here. We gotta do it differently. You know what I'm saying? We gotta just be careful what we call a talent, man. Ain't man... A lot of these stuff not a talent. It's just viral. I'm about to start... I'm in a record label, man. You know what I'm saying? In viral... In viral commotion. That's what I call it. Listen. I want you on record label. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. I want you on my regular label. Look, we're a small company. This is what we're gonna do, baby. We're gonna give you $3,500 upfront. $2,500. $2,500. All right. We do $2,500 advance. That's on your first album. Now, your first album ain't gonna have but five songs on them. You own some of that. And I own most of that because I put up the money. It was my studio. See, listen, you're gonna get exposure off of this one. Well, your first album is gonna be a compilation. See, we're kind of like an incubator. You're gonna be featured on your album. It's like a pre-record label. It's just to get you in shape. It's just to get you in shape. We're just gonna get you in shape for the record label, baby. You like the name? We own that, too. Nah. Uh... Yeah, boy. Yeah, I think it's stupid. I'm gonna find some motherfucking artists, though, man. That's what the world be missing. Nah, nah, nah. Shit. They're dumb. They're dumb. I know, bro. I'm proud of you. You're city proud of you. We're waiting on you. And you know it ain't too many people like... City be like loving one of his music constantly like forever. Right. When they get over, they over. Nigga ain't never got over. Nigga's still rocking with you, bro. Like, nothing stopped you to go. And that's the most... You started all these years. Yeah, yeah. See, nigga can't fuck with you, man. I left my entire pay, man. I'm just back turning pay to show nigga what it is. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It ain't about... It's about what I'm about to do. Right. What I'm doing. Right. So that's what I'm at, man. And the new music is gonna speak for itself, bro. Right. You know what I'm saying? Like, after the new music drop, man, you gonna be like, oh, shit, what? I don't want you to be... You know what I'm saying? Right. So you're saying... I'm gonna like, you know, show them through, like, the rap game. I'm gonna let my music talk for itself. You want... You want to... I want to... You speak for a lot of people. A lot of people need you. For sure. For sure. The voice. You know, sometimes the urgency and your purpose is bigger than what you might feel like what you're going through. Right. You know what I'm saying? Preach me. They need that shit. They need that shit. They need that shit. Yeah. Because this is the only way they can be chilled. This is the only way they can go out there and go out here and move in and have a nice business. You got... Listen to them out of four down. You want to listen to them. Right. And like you said, the rap. It ain't just rap. Don't just rap. Make music. For sure. Music is what connects. For sure. Like they'll hit a rap. It's the music, man. You can make a good overall product. Thank you, man. And I try to... And I treat them like my babies. Everybody know that. Like... I'm a kid by every song. Like down to the instrumental I pick. Down to the rhyming words I use. Like I don't even want to use the same rhyming words as these niggas. You know what I'm saying? Like that's how different I want to get in my bag. You know how you can hear a nigga rap. You know he's been a rhyme week. Yeah. Go back in. Get back in the gym. Get back in the gym. Get back in the gym. Your shit dude... I know what you're saying, but... I didn't say a thing. The way like... I saw some shit you put up... like not to cut you off. Yeah, you do. You put up like... You watch the battle rap with those lullabong. Like... Audience at it. Big up, man. Why? I just go back to... That's why I'm aggressive. I like aggressiveness. I want to see the passionate nigga when they rap. I believe better. I don't want you to see that. Everybody can rap... I can rap and spit a flow, but can you make a motherfucker believe in shit? For sure, for sure that makes it so real, you know what I'm saying? Like, nah, you know, I get chills, you know, I'm like, yeah, that's what I want to feel. If a nigga don't give me the chill, fuck it. That's a pussy ass shit. You eat for real. I don't feel it. No cap. I didn't mention this song earlier, but my nigga, my nigga. Yeah. Yeah. Come on, man. I feel like as a nigga, that's one of them anthems. Like, I feel like I want them to dig that song up and play it in 50 years. That's one on one, though. Yeah. That's one on one. We needed that one. Yeah, y'all flip it. I feel like it's a good radio version. What I'm saying is, nigga, you're a big friend. Yeah. Man, that's my job, man. My nigga, you know what I'm saying? Twentieth. You know, that's just a state theme song. What's your name, man? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? We tried to get D.U.N., man. I tried to turn it with the team, man. We tried to get our double D.U.N., man. He'll get it together? What you waiting for? We're waiting for it. You're waiting. He's gonna be all wet. Oh, yeah. Come on. Come on, man. It's just a big prize, man. No, I'm waiting for it. I got Pram, picture painted in my house, man. I'm not gonna pay you. I'm gonna make you all wet on them. I just want to sign a picture at the crib, man. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I paid, like, 15K for that picture painted pram, man. You know, he was the biggest influence. He's grown up on sports. That's what I'm praying for, because you know, man. Man, no bullshit. That's crazy. Man, we got to make it back. We got to make it back. What are you guys doing? What are they doing? We ain't do nothing. We got some of the hardest shoes out. I tried and did nothing, bro. He brought swag, like. Good socks. You know what I mean? Swag, swag. Good socks. You're kidding me, man. I just think of my prime man. Look at your little, you little, you little, you little. You know what I'm saying? That's where you play, man. You know what I'm saying? Come on, man. My man, thank you. Come on, man. And a man with rappers. But not only that, he was performing. See, nigga don't understand, all that is in the package. Yeah. Y'all done gave me money, but I got to go out and work for these shoes. That's the thing that I think black athletes don't get to hear enough of. It's cause it's like, they playing sports, not knowing that. That shit is influencing our lifestyle. You get to build that, you can really turn it into some shit. Like, those influences carry on, it goes like even beyond sports, everything that we do is black men is going to like, we want to add some flair to it. The gang has soft too. You get what I'm saying? Like, it's a lot of people that play NBA, but you don't know them because they ain't got no fucking soft. Y'all think they got no soft. Y'all that got it. Gettos. Gettos. Soft. Like I saw Dian saying man, like a lot of these kids don't play baseball and that's the highest paying sport, bro. Yeah. And it's like the most famous, you ain't going to win by no king. But you got to see the other part, he got a new one where he said like, they priced the black kids out of the game. Where it's like, baseball, you used to, all you needed was, all you needed was a bat and a glove when they was coming in. Man, it's fees. You got to be on traveling too. You got to pay like $3,000. I'm not. I'm just gonna pay. See a game. Man. You know what, though, man? They kid got it. But for what they paying? What? What they just offer? They offer them what? Soto. 400. 440 million, man. Just to hit a couple of home runs. Man, Soto's the one that, he's the one on home run, home run, derby, man. I'm like. Ooh. Ain't turning down. What are you doing? 15 years, though. What's he doing? He's like, I don't give a damn, how many years? 15 years. This would be a great. That's a long commitment. That's a long commitment in Washington. This would be a great time to tip to all the years. It's a long commitment in Washington. Congratulations. 200 from once by for a shorter day on 300 million. For the freemen, you got 140, for five years. For five years. For four years. You never know when they get signed out of their eight years. That shit crazy. That man ain't even 10 that nigga. That's what I'm talking about. Man, that's all I want. So it would be a great time to tell all the young viewers to look up collective bargain. 150, I want all the motherfucking merch money. I want all the... 15 years. That ain't no money for 450. What are you making the up? What are you making the up? You take the free, free, free, free. You got, like, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Yeah. Yeah. You take the whole community, they got a whole year. I see what you saying. Break it down. Break it down. But how much? You can get two twos. You got like, 15 years. What, they're like, 400 by 15, what is it? Yeah, they tried to trick them, man. What it is? I was about to say about that. What dude in front who played with the Padre? He just signed some shit for, like, 12? Yeah. Yeah. Machado, what's the name? Machado? What else? Is he the fastest, or he just... You can hit that ball. How old he is? He just, like, 21? Oh, no. Hell no. He got young, like, 23. Yeah, man. Baseball, that's not too much. Ain't nobody getting those 700 million. You don't got that baseball, man. That shit. That one. I saw it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? My brother there and I scrolled them in. I need 31. He's like, all right. I'm going to give you two. And they all like, oh. I know that shit. My brother heart like, oh, lord. I can't believe. Oh, look. I would have slapped the shit out of my agent. Not my agent now. Y'all love them, but I'm talking about sports, ain't it? I would have slapped the dog. Do-do out there, but... How much you got? How much you got? About a 2P. They be like, oh, you don't want to take the 31? All right. I need two. 31 means two million. What? Yes. Who? My head can't wrap on me. Oh, yeah. I heard from my brother. I said, ooh, can I talk when he turns around? How can they go both? They were like, what? They're my brother. Two billion. Oh, lord. I can't go... Seven. And he was worth it, too. He worked that 30. Seven. I don't know what to see. Trying to get him even. Everybody up. Make it down to 40 feet. Do you? Yeah, that's true. I love a baby. I don't care. I love a baby. I don't care. What you talking about? I don't know. That was a tiny game. What's a hundred and sixty-two games? Oh, they make them boys worth it. That should be back to back to back. Yeah, hundred and sixty-two. That's them regular seasons. Don't fuck around. That happened on... That happened on you. That happened on you. Then you still gotta practice. No, fuck around. No practice. How many games you got? Bro, you gotta think. They down to have three games a week. But I'm saying on the average. Three. I don't know that shit that much. And you playing at the hottest goddamn time. What? C-game? 400 million more. Samuel Cup? You look like I'm having a heat stroke out here. But I can't... What you looking at, bro? You gotta get used to it. That's the truth, bro. When you playing baseball and you losing, that seemed like that's the longest game in the goddamn world. You don't even know if you got that. No, you thinkin' right here. I'm playing baseball. I'm having a swim. Give him the broom. That's the basis of it. No, that seemed boring if you don't know what's going on. What? You gotta finish something. I play it from 4 to 18. I told him I was good, bro. I play it from 4 to 18, bro. That's all I knew. We went to the same little all-star shit. The sign. Remember the summer camp shit. You was it? That what he knew. I played baseball. When he see him, he was like, Lil' John, you okay? Yeah, for sure. Okay, I see Lil' John. I'm like, yeah, all of the Greeks come out here, baby. I ain't gonna lie man, that shit was like cool. Because I learned so much shit like in baseball that I still use in my everyday life. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Team work. What position? Center field, baby. Center field. Center field. My batting got sorry and fucked. I got battle defense. I got trash. My shit got fucked. Fuck. My last shit was like, palm up all my shit with ass. I smoke out like every time. What's your best game? Your whole baseball career. Man, I had that white game in high school, bro. We playing the white boys. I'm like, we're on that win. We're on that win. Right. Midnight man. A light song in nighttime game. Nighttime game. Yeah, nighttime game. You know what I'm saying? One of them boys. Take off. I don't think I can get it. Nobody look like Andrew Jones. My face, get up. Throw it up. Go straight to home. He's out. Win-win with that play right up. Good rap. I didn't get that five. Bro, that shit felt so good. I got one throw. I got five. You ain't even stressed out for that bit. Hold back like that. That's fine. You know what I'm saying? That's fine, baby. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That shit felt so good. You know what I'm saying? You knew you were good, did you? That's certified. I'm going to for it back. For a week. Let's do it. Back of the house. Back of the house. Yeah. It was so crazy. I don't shit my little boy got a glove. They got glove on and stuff. So that's what it's about showing them. Yeah. And then he'll make that decision because a hundred and six two games is a lot of game, but I wouldn't mind that if I didn't pay 400 million. 400 million, please, son. I can wait until my son do something. Whatever. You know what I'm saying? Especially if they like that. Man, man, I can't. Man, I'll be so turnt. I don't want to be sired at no sport. That's gone. I don't know how. I don't know how. You know, you can just go get them or the training stuff. Yeah, but if he sired, I don't know how to talk shit about a sired rat player. Nah, you can't. You got it. Because he sired at me. You sired. No. It ain't nothing. That nigga just. I'm telling you. He's sired. My dad ain't never played no sport. I don't know about me. Daddy. Church shoes. He get out there and slip on that coat. Man. It's a wrap up. Man, they're so more advanced in those bro. Yeah. Like, they so way more advanced and they'll be surprised, man. They own little people already. It's like, once they get here, it's like they got their own agenda and shit. Right. You can try like him, but they all know who they're going to be. That's the surprising part about being a parent. Just watching these little personalities develop. That's not trying to pursue them and stuff you want them to do or you want to find that the way it is. They got their own way and it's like, the shit that you want them to be like, hey, you can see you and them so much. They'll never be into what you're into. Go ahead. Go ahead. You're going to do it. I'm going to tap dance. I used to tap dance. I said, yeah. Let's do it just like me out there. Yeah. It's dope, man. That's all right. That's all right. She knew that shit. That's too hard. Make her know it. Come watch me, daddy. Click, click, click, click. I'm like, go ahead. Go ahead. This shit. You know what I'm saying? My little nephew asking that to do. I'm thinking about that running track and shit. Like you see, like you see the little, little nigga pasta stuff. I'm like, okay. I'm going to be big in a minute. I'm trapped in the old one. I said, nigga, I'm going to be big. I'm going to be big in a minute. I can't wait. My little nigga going to be bad. I'm going to be big. I can't do no wrong. My little son. My little son. What you doing? Okay. You got to see my son. I'll be watching you. You know, they going to hurt him. Yeah. I'm all the son, man. That shit crazy, bro. We getting old, bro. We just in middle school. He finna be in middle school. He going to go buy a fan. I'm all the son. I'm going to be in high school this year, man. No cow. Why he bigger than me and you, man? The old one? I'm all the son. Damn. What do you think? Man, that's it. My son is the biggest help, man. He may cry. I bet. My son tall as a motherfucker. I might have to help him find his real daddy. He's stupid. He's stupid. He's shit, bro. He didn't look stupid, man. Hey, it's your ass up, bro. You're stupid. You can see no group expectations, man. I'm trying to have the greatest build, man. This is another fucking dog. What is? Fucking dog. My son is graduating in 8th grade, man. What is? Man, what is for 12 or what? My son going to the 8th grade and we are 13. He already at the dumb ass ass. He had to get his shoes off that motherfucker with them six shoes on that bitch. That's all. The motherfucker got some white effort, one. Some of them team joins. New balance team. That's it? They ain't got two build-up of that. No, 13. 13? What? My son is 12 in 8th grade. Man. That's a marriage, bro. No, it's not. But that's why you got to get him checked. No, I'm saying once you get to 13, it ain't before 5 options in this bitch, bro. It's over. I can get my little nigga. I'm not talking about it. I think he can't even whip my shit, man. My son is nothing. My son is about to stop right here. He got to get that shit back. I can't even hit him anymore. That's what he's doing here. That parent is shit crazy, bro. I did it. But you know I got a good heart. So I gave it to you. Give it back. Give it back. Give it back. I'm going to clean it. Give it back. Come on, man. No cap. Come on, man. Hand me that. Hand me up. Give it back. You ever want to surprise yourself? Go back and look at some pictures of when you was a kid and then figure out how old your parents were when you were that age. That shit going to blow your mind. I had to rebuy my son. These motherfuckers, we don't even know if they were really responsible or we were just kids and we thought they were. I had to rebuy my mom and my dad. That was bowed up. I can't even see. You know how the tip of your shoe be bowed? That should be bowed in my mind, too. I know my dad. How the fuck you pull my mom? My mama a nice lady. He a nigger. She don't do no wrong. This nigga do everything. Hell yeah. You don't misshapen on Pippa. My mama pretty here. She just like my daughter. Oh yeah, back. I'm going to find her. I ain't going to sit here and say she ain't beautiful. No cap. You see what I mean? How you say it. I'm thinking, I'm thinking my momma will make fourth. My momma will make bubbing brown sugar. And you from Atlanta, you know if my mom makes bubbing brown sugar. It's a name. Make bubbing brown sugar. My momma ain't got no sweet names. My momma was a nice, beautiful lady. That's it, my momma was amazing. They rule church songs by my momma. Yes you will. No, that's when they gave the lead no-star rick in the band. What was it? Nick Bublin Brown sugar. Yeah, we love mama, man. I love mama. He's toasting my shit, bro. My yo mama, bro. She's so funny. Coming out all of the honor program lit. If I'ma sit at anybody's table, I'ma sit with them. I'ma sit with them. I don't care. Shout out to all the mothers around the world. Shout out to all the mothers just in my head. Hell yeah, all the mothers. I love her. Especially mama. Mamas don't get enough credit, bro. Shout out to you too, nanny. I love my nanny, too. All the women. Because everybody got their auntie, that's your other mama, too. No cap. You got one with your mama, one with your mama, one with your mama. Or your home woman, one with your mama, one with your mama, one with your mama. You ain't know what type of relationship that is. You ain't know what type of relationship that is. That's the thing that take that shit to the next level, bro. One like, if you can eat over their house, that's your real family. Well, how many days though? Because you know, I overstayed my welcome. I'm there like three days. One plate of amil for all we can, bro. Now, if you over there, they can speak to you like me. You ain't need to ask. How you stay out, man? My buddy, man. My buddy, like, when I freeze, my mom, when we live, we ain't never get ice cream. My buddy makes it up. I always get the ice cream. Going stew. I'm like, man, come on, they just want to ice cream. Yeah, I just want to ice cream a little. I just want to ice cream a little. They give me a whole blade. They pound and scoop it one time. But it was loaded, man. If you had eggos in your freezer, I always thought you were rich. Really? Eggos waffle, I mean. Oh, they rich. They got waffles. We ain't had waffles that I haven't finished. Had like Sadee's. Oh, no, no. I swear, I swear. Oh, the guy, you like, man, ain't that bitchin' piled up? We had a noodle. Yeah. We didn't have a noodle. We had Sadee's. I believe that's why I'm on the comedian line, bro. I told you, there's some red in English. I used to do shit like that. Well, you ain't got shit. My mom used to get up and go to work before we left to go to school. And I was like, hey, mom, make some waffles in the morning so I can grab one and run out to do like I'm in a hurry. And do that shit. I'm going to tell you what, turn me up. I'm going to sit down there. I'm going to go out working that night. That's what I'm going to turn it up. Out of there. I'm out of the house. She working that night? I'm gone. Street light. I'm doing whatever I want to do. Street light. Come on, man. Come on, man. I'm on my new, she-coded butt. I was watching my mom. You're not coming in my school. You can't work at these days. Oh, I'm not going to school. You're crazy. I did that shit in the middle school. That shit was traumatized. Come through the window. How old were you about to be? I'm like, ninth grade. So that's what you really got after that? I'm a new student at Mattnell. So I went from the APS, I went from Christ. I went from the APS to the Mattnell. I went to Mattnell. So then I'm a new student over there. So you know, I knew someone, I was a new guy. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You're fun, man. You're a new guy. Every step you take, everybody feel it. Woo. I was like, boom. And they go, new, new, boom. All the whole, like, oh, you lost. You lost. You always lost. High school, we don't know, man. That was like, that shit shaped me. What changed the game, though, was, like, high school, getting them driver's license. Boy, my mom fucking, like, high school was cool, right? And then it's like, man, my mom fucking, everything I could, Lord, I get them like, yeah, am I learning for, like, three years? I ain't never get my regular license in high school. Shit. I said, three years to the max. Then I jumped and got my real license. That was the game. That's what changed everything, right there. My brother was driving, then they had a car at 15, bro. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't even start no license. Who ride it? Man, we picking up. You know how it then, you pull up the school, with your black man. What? When you got home. The first day of school, then we get pulled over, man. We get pulled over, smoking fur there at school, man. Fur there at school, boy, they pull the call. That when I find out, now I know my nigga be snitching. Damn. What? Man, nigga, boy, it's like fours in the car. Right there, nigga, right there, nigga, the handcuff. I'm like, get out of the handcuff and beat your ass. I'm a bitch. I ain't got no handcuffs on me, man. You know, I don't really sleep. Got away, man. They done told them to make me come back in the office. My nigga done started crying, like, man. I ain't going back to jail, man. He was here. Damn. Damn. Is it like that in front of the floor? Walks you in, and we're like, it was real. I'm going to point that video at you. Every move I take, every move I have been. Nah, we was talking. No cap. Damn. When I started smoking, it was like, fuck the baby off. I couldn't even focus on baby off. Jumped off the foot, then. I'm in practice high. Fuck. I ain't do that. I'm out of the ball playing tricks on me. Why you high, boy? I'm like, boy, I'm just going to go to practice high. That's the fucked up part about playing baseball. But you still can't play baseball high. You can not play baseball high. I can play baseball high. I can play baseball high. That ain't just, you're going to lose your team. You can hoop high. Not your baby off. You can hoop high. I'm leaving this up in the outfield. I'm in the outfield. That ball's something different. You think it to the left, but that bit to the right. You looking at a fly ball high? Try. You can't. Because you're going to lose that bitch in the lights. Try. You're going to lose it. Look at it. You tripping. You like, you see it, but you don't see it. That bit coming faster than what it looked like. What you did, you just, you was like, all right. I can't smoke it and play baseball. I'm going to just smoke. Oh, OK. Here. Here. You know what I'm saying? At this point, I'm like, man, I'm going to just smoke, man. But you still good, though. I'm good, but bro, you know, you have to think. But I'm just looking at, at this point, I'm so older. I'm looking at, boy, I ain't no really black man in that MLB. I'm looking at the black semi-social. Man, he the medic in the public. The people I think black ain't black. He's a black no more. He's a big semi-social. But he doesn't demand. He says, hey, it's the black than you. The nigga the turkey. I only know what color that is. You don't know what color that is? The color nigga. The color nigga. His hem sandwich. That's what, in turkey meat. No, that one looks like turkey meat. Subway turkey. I've been here since I was a grown-up. And they look like Subway turkey. Subway turkey. Ha. Ha. Mother like Subway turkey. So I had to thank y'all, looking at them like me, knowing like, I'm good, but I ain't that good. This ain't mine. This ain't, it's outnumbered. I'm looking at the number of like, why ain't nothing. Well, Marquee, Marquee Gresson, the man played in 20M, man. You know what I'm saying? There's some niggas out there though. The one that the Braves, he got one tonight. Michael Harris, what the one that the Braves, he got, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, Michael Harris. The percentage load, percentage on the 10. It's on the 10% black in MLB. Oh, shit. Niggas hiding in there. Well, put a little picture of Santa. He lives there like that, ain't nobody out there. One time you seen the recent picture of Santa's house. Oh, shit. He bleached his skin. What happened to the perfect color? I saw a picture that nigga had a cowboy hat on. He was dressed like Woody from Toy Story. Put a little picture of him. AJ, you put a picture of him. Put that picture of him. Wake it up. Sammy Sousa now. We're right now. Hi, man, Sammy Sousa now. Man, don't put Sammy Sousa there. Yeah, don't put Sammy Sousa there. Put Sammy Sousa there. Hey, Braves. He's like, Shrek, what are you talking about? Hey, fuck. So far. I told you never. Press your button so it doesn't talk like that. Oh, shit. Look at him. This segment of the show is dedicated to dark skin, Sammy Sousa. Look at this nigga. But it's not the same, Sammy Sousa. But that is hilarious, bro. That nigga is Samuel. Bro, I need you to remind that. At least he darker than me, bro. Yeah, bro. He was darker than me. Yeah. That man hit all the home runs all over. I ain't gonna be able to eat Sousa when he's saying. You're stupid. Well, God, you stupid. This ain't mine, though. Now, hey, Sammy just did this shit because he needed some shit to do. Ain't nobody told Sammy to do nothing. He did. He might need it slow. Yeah, Sammy wanted to go viral. Sammy did it fast. Salt and ice? We don't know what the fuck you put on that shit. I don't know. Hey, my dad. That boy with salt and ice. That shit you clean the swimming pool with. I ain't do it. But don't put salt and ice on your hand. Watch this shit, too. This shit gonna burn, dude. We're gonna try to burn a whole of your skin, dude. Well, what? Hey. Sammy, what the fuck you do? I don't know. I just do. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Something wrong with Sammy, man. He tripped out. He tripped out, man. Maybe all them steroids made him lose his mind. Maybe that shit started fucking with his skin because he did all them steroids. What the shit, the football player began? Nah, man, sometimes they be hating themselves, dawg. Yeah, they be wanting to turn the whole thing. They be hating that shit. That's like a status. People around you tell them, like, do it, do it. You'll be better. They'll accept you. They'll do this, and this money will make you do a whole out of stupid ass shit. You don't know what he had to go through all their MLB racism and shit. Why you do it when you left the league? You went through all the racism now, nigga. But what? You turned that motherfucker like... Man, you sit down. I'm gonna do that to you. That's all I'm thinking about. You sit down and lay it down. You doing it? A few times. Can you make me more white? Can you make me more white? Now you want to cut up. I want more white. Can you do me? They gon' turn that into a cup. We can take you. We can get you like so. At some point the doctor cut him off. God damn it, Sammy, there's nothing else I can do. All your brother is gone, man. It's gone. Yeah, exactly that. Nah, he ain't got that. He ain't got that. He ain't got that. Yeah, he fucked up. Man, pink. Something wrong with Sammy, man. He be alright, though. Fuck it. He going through something. Yeah, whatever turned him back up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't be around this nigga, man. I can't be around this nigga, man. Bro. Hey, I said that nigga's hand sound was pink. I ain't gon' lie, though. He son did that. He ain't here, man. He a legend, bro. That like dudes that Mike did it, too, though. But Mike shit didn't look like that, though. Bro, why don't you go to school, bro? The nigga told him nigga that. What you're scared of? Tell what I'm saying, Mike. You would thought Mike would white. I really thought Mike would white. This nigga crazy, man. Yo.