 What's up guys EvilD here. So today I'm gonna tell you the story about a time I punched an Esperantist in the balls Yep, that is as bad as it sounds, but I'll just say now it wasn't intentional It was it wasn't like I was out there to hurt him or anything. It just kind of like happened Now I'm just gonna stop digging this hole and get into this story. Okay, so this all happened about three years back there was a Local meet-up or not really a meet-up kind of like a Congress I guess kind of thing not even really Congress It was just like 12 Esperantists will decide to get together in this one Esperantist house for about a week to practice the language And it was during the summer holidays Now at this um, I guess gathering I'll call it. There was a probably About 12 Esperantist was me my mate some old Esperantist and a couple of them younger ones a couple of kids in fact So in order to make the event interesting especially for the kids They decided to organize like all these different types of games like a ball rush and all this type of stuff Just to try and keep the kids engaged and to make them want to learn the language now One of the games they organized was murder in the dark now. This couldn't possibly go wrong in any way when I'm playing So for those who don't know what murder in the dark is I'll just explain it quickly So basically murder in the dark is the lights are turned off everywhere Obviously it's played at night time lights are all turned off one person sits in another room while everyone else Scannels into the rest of the house they all hide under things and under tables and cupboards on top of cupboards You know and they all just hide and then the person comes in and because it's dark He's got to walk around and when he finds people he goes I've got you and then yeah You'll murder type of thing and then that's that's it that guys out of the game And he's got to also help find the others so that's the interesting part So you can't let others find you now eventually there'll be just one person left and he's declared the winner and Then the game I guess just starts again now when I play games I'm the type of person who accidentally modifies a lot of the rules and then this particular currents I was one of the people skedaddling and hiding in the house while my mate was standing outside waiting to come find us So all lights were turned off everyone was hidden I was hiding under a table and kind of like this outdoor patio thing and there was actually another younger as fine as next Me a little girl. This is probably really bad influence. Oh god So anyway, I was hiding under this table my mate comes out and he's walking around the house And he's like in the dark going Yes, that's where are you? Ah, I'm looking for you. Ah, I'm looking for you. Ah type of thing So eventually he finds a few people and they're all walking around and then he walks out onto the patio And I'm under this table like this okay, so he walks out to the patio I'm hiding under the table and he's standing literally less than 30 centimeters away His crutch is facing my face, and I don't know what happened like just this Insane thought just took over and as I do I just let it take over and he's sitting here He's crutches right here, and I'm just like I don't know why I did it I just randomly punched him in the nuts and It was it was kind of hard to and the next thing I know I hear He's on the ground and paying on it and suddenly the lights come on and some of the Esperanto has come out And they're like, oh Kiyokazas, Kiyokazas are we and he's laying on the ground. He's like ah Something hit me in the balls. He's laying on the ground in pain like literally almost in tears And he looks under the table, and I'm sitting here like type of thing staring directly at him. He's like I'll get you type of thing like the death stare and I'm at that moment I knew things we're gonna just get a lot more interesting at this event and boy did they so anyway Obviously there comes a time when everyone must sleep including me So obviously in this house, there's not like 12 beds, okay? So I was sleeping on the couch and due to prior arrangements. He was sleeping on a mattress right next to me So that made things even worse. Okay, so I'm sleeping on the couch now. It's one in the morning everyone else is like type of thing and I'm just in here wide-eyed away because I know the moment I close my eyes He ain't asleep. He's waiting for the moment. I close my eyes I'm gonna cut one in the nuts as revenge and that's understandable. That's totally understandable I deserve it, but I have to think about myself here self preservation So I'm laying here one in the morning going how am I gonna sleep like what am I gonna do? He's gonna get me eventually. I can't just stay awake all night and then the thought hit me Okay, cuz right next to the bed. There was this little bookshelf and I grabbed the biggest book I could find and I think it was a lushton that woulda bought So I grabbed this book. It's a nice meaty book and I slid it under my PJs to the nether region, you know to protect me and create a nice hard shell And then I thought yeah, I'm safe now So if he does get me at least he's just gonna hurt himself and then I eventually fell asleep now I swear to God within five seconds of actually closing my eyes This fist just goes Out of this mattress on the ground just goes whack into that book and then I knew if I didn't play along with this He was gonna continue at so I was like oh Like fake like in pain and he's like And then he rolled over and he went to sleep and then I was like Like secretly I didn't laugh out loud obviously and then I fell asleep now me being the smartest I am I couldn't help but talk about my master plan You know like when you watch those movies and the villain He's standing at the end and he's like this is the part where I told you everything because you're about to die It's not possible that you'll suddenly escape the situation and get your revenge. That's me I was the next morning. Literally. I'm like, hey man. How's things? He's like, yeah, I'm good I'm like what you think you actually got me last night? Sucker you got Lashona Uruban. He's like, what are you on about? And I'm like how use the book to protect my beep and you just punched that you thought you got me I'm so good and then you just like those eyes were just staring directly at me type of thing He's like I knew at that moment. I made a massive mistake because not only didn't he get his revenge He felt insulted for not having the ability to get his revenge. So whatever came next It was going to be worse than what would have came originally. So I was like, uh, I speak too soon So anyway, the event came to the end and he never got me But it's been three years since then and he has tried on multiple occasions to get me each time It's just been luck that saved me like one time literally like a year ago. We're watching a movie I think it was um a taco de la luna is on the way Well watch it having a good cackle and then suddenly this this guy's warm straight out and hits me in the leg Like gives me a dead leg, but it didn't get me in the region where I thought it was going to get me originally So I survived that attack but ever since that time or not that time but since the beginning I've been freaking paranoid about that attack and I actually wish I wish I didn't put that book there And I just took it. I just wish I took it originally because ever since then I've been freaking paranoid and he's my best mate So I can't avoid him. So like every now and then I'll be like For instance, he'll come over or something and I'll be standing like a meter away from my hands Position strategically in front of my my region down there because I know the moment those hands move out of the way It's gonna be So anyway, that's my story I know it's not very Esperantist of me, but you know is the thing that guys get up to so anyway That's my story. That's the end of it If you've liked this story, please give it a like share it around with your friends and subscribe to my channel because I Literally will release one video a day. It may be in Esperanto. It may be about Esperanto It may be just random, you know, but I'll release something and they're always going to be funny I'll try to make them funny. I don't know if I'm really funny. I'll try I'll try So anyway, I'll see you in the next video and if not well, then you better protect your nether regions from me