 Oh, really? Do the best. Yeah. How long are you here? We're going to Mississippi tomorrow for the charity event at Lowe's doing in this hometown. What's in Mississippi tomorrow? We're doing the charity event at Lowe's and Lowe's hometown. But what is it? Oh, got you, got you, got you, got you. We're doing the Boys and Girls Club. We're doing the gift bag giveaway. That's lit. You know something for the kids. Gift bags? What's the age group? 6 to 18. I should give y'all some lip glosses to put in there for the girls. Take them. What time are y'all leaving? I'm probably going more likely to leave like tomorrow evening. Oh, yeah. I'm going to definitely give y'all some stuff. Late, late. Well, I thought we was going to get that shot in the bag. I didn't know that they were going, because they told me they were going to leave tomorrow. I mean Friday. Okay. Well, we can do that. Yeah. For sure. Let's do that. I'm going to tell you that. Got some lip gloss for the lady folks. For the girls. Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just answer from my number. Yeah. We'll be ready in a few minutes, guys. I'll be ready in a few minutes, guys. I got to get the ceremony of blunt together. Hey, J-O-N. Why don't you set the mood, man? Hey, man, that's that one girl. Man, where she been? Got some tattoos and shit now? That wrote all on your breastplate? I didn't even recognize it. What's that? Exactly. What's going on, guys? You need to keep... Here you go, right here. Here you go. Play some sex and shit. We got B-S-M-O-N in here, man. B-S-M-O-N, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, B-S-M-O-N. B-S-M-O-N. B-S-M-O-N. B-S-M-O-N. B-S-M-O-N. B-S-M-O-N. B-S-M-O-N. B-S-M-O-N. You don't know what's going to come out of this in his mouth. I'm not going to... Man, we are here to celebrate you, Black woman. We're here to celebrate you in the bar of little money. You should have never told us that you got rich. I don't got it. I don't got it. And you need to reinvest in the Black business. I'm all out. I'm all out. You are not all out. You just made some more lip gloss money. Right. I'm all fucking out. Motherfuckers got lips, so they need lip gloss. Yeah. Use the coupon. Get 20% off. What ribs? Hey, man, Black boy got a real skill, man. He got a real skill when it comes to that grill. Somebody about to get proposed to in a bit? Shit, it's beautiful, ain't it? Look at everybody looking around, texting people who don't fuck with you no more. You mean texting people that don't fuck with you? Much love to everybody that's got broken up with lately. You never know how your blessing going to show up. I'm talking to the people in the room right now. I'm just building some team. I don't know how y'all been surviving this shit. Craig, the only nigga I talk to in this room, I'm really disappointed in y'all. Y'all more than welcome to join us as a team-building exercise. Y'all about to get a what? Me and Craig about to get a trainer. What? A trainer. Oh, okay. Don't act like you didn't hit me. A trainer. No, man. I ain't the type of nigga that'll run a train. I'm too selfish. You would, Charles. I'm way too selfish. Yes, you would. No, I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't. You don't want to see a nigga naked? Yeah. I don't want to be in the presence of a naked nigga. Like a nigga coming out, he's naked from the waist down. All right, dog, you turn. Whoa! No! You would do that. You got to establish your half of the body, nigga. This is my half. That's your half. Let's see that's what I'm saying. Somebody get them out. I don't have a friend that I trust that much. I don't want to never be naked in the room with none of my closest associates. Yeah. Ain't no pussy worth that. What we proving to this bitch? Yeah. We're not 19. Yes. I agree. There's a time and a place for everything. It get to a certain point in your life. So when can you stop doing trains? Unless you're getting paid for it. Yeah, I'm about to say, if you ain't a porn star after a certain age, then you got to, it's over with. You're supposed to do that as a young nigga. Grown men run trains a whole lot different. You need to, your spacing is different when you get older. You know how, you know what I'm saying? You know how grown men run a train? If you get older and stop fucking your spacing, don't say the same as a young nigga. But you need more space to get older. When you get older, yeah, you trying to goddamn. You got to alleviate certain shit. You got to open up your mind. Yeah, you got to do a whole bunch of shit when you're older. Your train ain't... I don't know no niggas who run trains. Older niggas share a bitch, but they ain't going to share it together. Like, you'll send her over there. Like, you'll leave the door open for your partner. So, a threesome is it? No, no. That is reserved for a man and two women. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. All the others, I don't even know a woman who ever said they wanted two dicks at the same time. I might just know the wrong kind of women, but I ain't never heard a woman say, you know what I could go for right now? Yeah, that's a lie. A double look. Super wide. I ain't never heard a woman say, you know what I really don't enjoy about sex because I got two open holes that nobody would feel. That's very true. I don't know if any trains ever started with the woman just say, you know what, hey, both of you niggas. I think when trains happen, it's an accident with the woman. It's an accident. We're not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. We're not going to say it's never an accident. I'm not going to say it all, baby. I mean, like, she's like, hey, I didn't mean to be a home. You can get hit by a train on accident, but you don't get a train rain on you by accident. That don't work like that. It's like, oops. Yeah, nah, you don't. That don't happen like that. I always wonder what happened to those girls who got trains rain on them in high school. They always seemed to, like, move away to another city and find a husband. Yeah, they married. They got the double the experience at, you know, early. So they, by the time they got to just fucking one nigga, they was, ooh. And this is my favorite part of the show, bro. The pre-show banter. Yeah, yeah. Once they get to fucking one nigga, they like, oh, I got this. It's like fighting two motherfuckers at once all the time. Then you get to go one-on-one with a nigga. I'm about to beat the dog shit out you. I know some niggas that have been fell in love with girls they ran trains on. They even a girl said, ugh. That shit childish, though. To me. Why are we talking about trains? You brought it up. I thought you was about to confess. No, I ain't never had no train ran on me. You ever fucked with somebody in the room? Carlos. That's lit. That's lit. Tell the truth, that's lit. When they begin, you probably like, damn y'all. Fucking fucking know for that. Would you be acting asleep? Who? If somebody was fucking in the room with you, you would act asleep? Hell no. You a watch? You not fucking in the room with me. I'm not gonna watch. I'm not gonna watch. I'm not gonna watch. I'm not gonna watch. You could have asked me to go. I'm not gonna hit on you. But like a drunken night after the club. No, I've never been that drunk to where I'm so drunk that niggas is fucking beside me. And I'm just like, let me make a decision as the weather now. But if I ever were me. Just act sleep. It's over soon. No, that's some college shit right there. That's some college shit right there. Just know if I ever walk in, you fucking your lady, I'm gonna look at her titties. I feel obligated. I got to see this. I want to see the titties. I ain't gonna make them. Boy, let me get the fuck them, y'all. I ain't gonna make it. I ain't gonna make it. Why are those loves titties? I'm not gonna make it. I always talk about booze. As soon as I hit that hood, I'm like, oh my bad boy. I'm outta there. You know what? I'm outta there. You know what I think it is? Because I love titties so much. I want to save all of them. You like little ones or big ones? I like all of them. Like really little ones? That's what I'm saying. No, because there's a few of the ladies in my family got breast cancer. Oh. So I accept all the titties. You know what I'm saying? That's a close place in your heart. Exactly. That's lit. That shit was crazy. My auntie had to get her nipples cut off and then they had to wait about two weeks to put them back on. I don't even know if they put them back on. But I remember I was laughing at the titty. You know how you have to laugh to keep them crying and shit. Too much. Yeah. Don't get it. Don't get it. Bro, this because it was, it was a, that's how me and my auntie play. But I'm saying if you had to choose, would you like a double D or like a little eight? I feel like titties don't even really get big till you get to a double D. Really? Man. Come on. Yeah. See how quiet it got. I'm not a big, I, you know, that ain't nothing. You like ass. Yeah. You can have, you can be built like me up top. I don't give a fuck. Nope. I don't give a fuck, baby. Nope. It's all good. Mm-mm. Get a laugh. I work with whatever titty you bring. Right. Cause I think all titties got character and flavor. I done seen some little titties that would have been great big titties. I done seen little titties with big titties sweated. What about stretch marks? Y'all like stretch marks? Mm-hmm. Who doesn't fuck about stretch marks? That'll let me know she a real human. I like stretch marks. Who cares? Yeah. I mean, who cares about some stretch marks? I like vaginas. I feel like a motherfucker ain't fine if they don't got stretch marks in certain places, like behind the legs or what it like. Like on the side. Like what you would see with the hands getting full. I like lines right here. Yeah. If you find one she got a little bit right here. Oh my God. What the fuck? They're so old. They're old. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. Hercules. Hercules. Drop. What is, oh that candle broke? Yep. Well. Shouldn't have started. Talking about titties. Sorry. I just want to talk to you about it. Who? Oh, give me one sec. We'll start right after this. What happened? I don't know. They on? Was it burning? Hold on one sec. Let me see something. It broke. Be careful with that. My bad. I'm sorry. She was already had her hand full of blood. Be Simone. How's Pastor Greenfield? He really thinks he knows y'all. It's so weird. He's been watching the show. Any of us have a show? Mm-hmm. He watches it sometime. Good. That's how I know we're going to heaven. Pastor Greenfield been watching the show. So what's new in your world? What's your next venture? Music. Back to doing music. And focusing on music. Back to doing music. And focusing on Be Simone Beauty. Oh, okay. I'm trying to work on a new stand-up set to get ready for next year. Yes, I talked to them. They don't care. They don't. Yes. Oh, my God. You really think we would make you look bad? No. I know how it is. You think we would come and have you on here to be a media outlet? I know that. I'm going to talk to your partners. It's not y'all. It's the people. Working people. We told you. You can go back to the first episode. We've been told you. I know. What I say, Carlos, is going to say as soon as I walk in. Fuck them niggas, man. But what niggas can't stop shit? Can't stop shit? I know. What we got? We got some dope art. I've been putting the PO box out there. Wow. That's mine. He sent all of us one of these. My man, C-Ray. For real? He did a wonderful, all of us. Oh, that's dope. I'm going to bring that one out. Oh, that's nice. Hold up. Let me see that. That's my three. I'm going to bring it down here to put it in here. Hey, just get a shot of this. She's going to get it in here. Make sure I'm out of it. Squat. Just hollering right here. You fuck with it? Hell, yeah. Guys, we're five minutes out. Five minutes out? Yeah, yeah. Five minutes? We have the five minute mark. We had to shoot the show because as soon as it gets dark, I threw the car in park and I hit my mark. Mark said, bring the guns in the reefer. Got some holes over here and they cheap. All they want to do is smoke a little reefer. You the motherfucking reefer keeper. That's why I need you. So he pulled up, crowned big and some motherfucking bullshit. But then he had the weed in a bag that was tucked under the seat. Said, here you go. Those cuz I got what you need. And then the nigga threw me a sack. I'm like, cool. And so I threw the nigga the money back. And then he hit me on the text and said, what's up with the one with the dress? I'm like, hey, ain't nobody holler. You need to come back though because you got a couple dollars. You know, we with this shit. He took her to the room in five minutes he hit. But that's just a regular night. You feel that happens all the time. Cocoa butter. Be Simone, you gonna have some man lip gloss or no? Niggas got lips. Lip balm. Niggas got a lip balm. No, fuck that. Lip balm. Balm. Balm. B-A-L-M. Balm. Make the bitches want to kiss you. Not gone. Niggas walk around. What are you using your lips? I use the Cocoa Butter right here. That's what I use on my lip. This right here. Really? Yeah. I mean, I don't put too much shit on my lips. Not like Carmacks or anything? I mean, it's necessary. You know what I mean? Hey, somebody said stop walking through the camera. They got an OCD and that shit aggravates the fuck out of them. Yeah, I'm going to make you a Cocoa Butter seat. I was just saying. I tried. I tried too. But they was like, tell Chad City's ass down. Right this. You know why? You know why, Chad? Because motherfuckers had to stretch $1,200 for three months. Where the fuck they going to get the money from? The community feels hungry in the motherfucker right now. See, you've made it too inclusive. Don't put the pressure of the community on me, especially the ones I don't live in. If you're any black, you really can't ask me for shit. I'm serious. And you got to be a certain kind of black. They can ask me that. What kind? Shit, family. If you ain't never been to my grandma's house, don't really fucking say shit to me until all this is over. It's about some help. I've never been here, come on. But I'm saying you ain't never asked me for shit neither. Never. Why I love you. Because there's so many niggas ahead of me that you're going to ask first. No. I know of you. Oh shit. What? There's a lot of niggas in the head of us that you asked for. Not that many. Well, it's what still is some. You can't deny it. There's some niggas that you're going to hear in the middle. If I was down to my wit's end, would you be there, though? Yes. I would never let you fall. Never let you fall off. I would never let you fall. Unless you fall the fuck off. Okay, how much, how much, how much do you need? You didn't chuck it too far with the fall off. How much did you give me? I'm saying how bad fucked up are you? See, you see already that let me know your mentality somewhere else because it ain't always got to be about money. But I'm saying if I financially needed you. I mean shit. I mean anything over 40 is a blessing. You know what I'm saying? So I got you over 40. I mean she. You definitely over the 40 mark. So anything over there we can work out. All right, man. I'm just be out of the way. Don't nothing. $40. No, no, no, no, no. Not you. I'm just saying anything over $40 is the limit. You know what I'm saying? That's the ground floor for just bad fucked up man. No, Chico. So you, we passed that. So you, you know what I'm saying? We can discuss it. It's not even up for discussion anywhere else. Like look, I just have 40 for you. God bless you. In my mind, I literally thought. But I'm gonna have to say something. I'm like, girl, you fucked out a lip gloss money. No, you were yelling me. Take this $40. No, I had to ask where the money went. What nigga need to let come over here and finesse you? But that's what I was saying. Don't nothing make me more uncomfortable than a woman. I ain't never had sex with a nothing sexual asking me for some money. Whoa. I think that's how they feel with niggas. Ask them for some pussy. It's got to be the same feeling. The reverse. It's reverse. You ain't never did nothing for me. So what should I get? What? It may sense. Money. Money is the pussy. Unless it's your family. Like me. My family. I ain't cut the family out. Listen, you know how much shit I done for my family. Oh, I didn't cut the family out. I know. The fuck you talking about your family. Oh, I get it. You know how much shit for my family when I was. I get it. I don't cut the family out. This is the last $10 because I was pulling. Uh-uh. For sure. See that fuck that. That's what they, that's what Fabio don't understand. God, God, God got real tricky when he was building families. He just thought throwing some motherfuckers in there at some point. Everybody ain't family just because you're in the family. Don't mean you family. Man. Family will fuck you with the raw dick with the glass on it. Family will fuck you up. You be surprised how much your family think you owe them. Yeah, for sure. What? How much they think you got? Boy, nobody counts your pockets quicker than your family. For sure. For sure. Boy, that boy, that's about 14 posts he done put up in shows. Nigga that. He got it. He got it. 14,000. Nigga, that'll fix all my issues. I had to stop my own daddy. This nigga got drunk. Tell him we straight. They don't know who we is. I'm like, nigga, I'm straight. They know me. They don't know you. Look, we're talking loud in these folks establishment like that. No, for sure. Fuck wrong with you. I love you. That family drain your ass, man. I always want some. I don't like when the mom fuck it. I don't like when people being fucked up situation. And then they wait till like the last minute. Didn't you have no choice? I need $1,200. They gonna cut the last. I'm like, nigga, who at the light company let you run up $1,200 worth of credit? And you need it today. What time? Four o'clock. Call me at 3.30. I want to see what you come up with. Don't let me be your only call. Nah, that's not right. Call me at 3.59. Nah, that's but you the solution. You got to understand when you become the solution for motherfuckers, they skip a whole bunch of other shit that they could have done because you the solution. Nigga skip the whole process. Because they know. They skip the whole process and be like, and get to talk and to talk shit to the mom fucker that they owe the money. I ain't got to worry about this little bullshit. Watch this. Watch this. Cousers. Cousers. This little bitch ass nigga up here talking out. He gonna put me out my house because I ain't got the money. Man, talk to this nigga. Hello. Yes, sir. You the cousin with the money. Man, the nigga hit me one time. Not even family. The nigga's like, man, shit, bro. My rent got down to two months behind this shit. Shit up to about 1450, man. I got, I got four. And then, you know, plus whatever you can give me. I was like, whoa. You skipped something right there. I mean, that was it. I'm stage two of the plan, nigga. It was be two more steps for you. Where's BC? What's even more crazy is the strangers that DM you about Brea. That shit's ridiculous. Them stories be so sad. I'm talking about my, it's me, my three kids. And I'm like, where's that nigga you gave that pussy to? And the crazy part is it'd be more than one baby daddy. Yeah, when you was fucking on Cous, like what did you have in regards to conversations prior? Ridiculous. Was it just Dick that you wanted? He left a whole responsibility over there. And now somehow you watching me make me the nigga that's supposed to fix that. I don't know the mentality of a nigga who fucking on the jig. Who he know got two, three, four baby daddy. What make you want to be three, four, five baby daddy? That's the power of the vagina though. Pussy's so good. Niggas be like, you know what? Ain't no pussy that good. Ain't no pussy that good. You just ain't never had none that good. Shit, I done had plenty of ghetto pussy. I mean, shit. You know what I was doing when I was in there? Planning my escape. What's the good in the muck? I jumped out this window. Anything. If a nigga kick in this door, I'm under the bed. I be planning my escape to hold. Ooh, this is good. Man, she got all, I see why she got all them kids, but she won't get me. Feet don't fair me now. We didn't already establish today as some pussy out here that we didn't know existed. Nigga, it is some pussy out here that to make you know what no more pussy. Do you know how boy. Hey, welcome back to the Every Fast South Show. I feel like that's the perfect place. That's the perfect instrument. That's the perfect place. Right there. The start. Come on, man. We got superstars in the building. We got Micah's quickest. I know she got thangs. Thangs to be. Thangs to be. People to see. Lips to gloss. You don't have anything more. Are you even this? Look at her nails, nigga. Nigga, you didn't come up in here starting on us. What the rest of the shit's those on her nails? Come on, man. Don't be. Don't. Come on now. Come on. She do like this and be in the inside of the beauty supply store. You don't even know how she got in that motherfucker. The door was locked. She click her nails together. And now she in the beauty supply store. We got the one and only. Three times now you got some lashes on. The one and only. The legendary. Our sister. Come on. Be Simone. Be Simone. Then came through. Be Simone. I'm in this beach. How you living? I'm good. You know you got rich on us. We're still the same nigga. When he ain't came up all the way. Got all the way. No we haven't. Stop. Why you ain't coming in when the lip gloss was flying off the motherfucking ship. This nigga's made a million dollars the two times. Two times. Right. Yeah. Twice. And get on the internet and be like look all you got to do. All you have to do. It's manifest. It's manifest. She lying because I've been trying to put Meg in the stall you since she dropped that freestyle. No it is true. I've been like me and Meg. Meg said she got to air so fast she make a nigga watch dishes. Do you watch, do you don't watch dishes? I mean I wasn't planning on it. But it makes me watch the dishes. This morning Meg ran up a ticket off the motherfucking lip gloss and all you got to do is just sit and just think. I'm like shit I ain't never thought to sell lip gloss but I can't in my living room now especially in 2020. Ain't shit else going on. Ain't nothing else to do. I've been trying to manifest this shit back for years. Let her play on that. That shit won't give you touch my spot. I see it. No don't put your hands on it so I can manifest some of that good shit right there. Maybe my shit will be back. We'll see. Chico. I ain't gonna blame you though if it don't. Yeah please. Don't say he was my energy guy. I don't even like the face you made when he took his head off. Don't be judging him like that. I've seen it already. I know but the face you ain't seen it in person. She said that shit like it was a dick that wasn't impressive. I've seen it already. It's okay. We spoke about it. No it's you know I love the confidence. Chico is so confident. Yeah I don't give a fuck about nothing. I don't even know if that went together. I don't give a fuck about nothing. That's why we glad you're here man. I'm glad to be here. So we can speak on some of this shit that's been going on. You worried about you know what strangers are saying about the work and effort that you didn't put in out here in the world. So we're gonna talk a little bit about a little bit of something just to get that shit on out the way. Get it off your chest. Get it out the way cause I mean we love you. We done been telling you. I called a lot of hell for loving you. In the midst of all of this. I know okay damn. But they was fake mad at me. They follow me back. They came back. They was like we over there shit my nigga. My nigga they ain't even cracking like this. I know we went live. You know. But you know. You always got my back. We been telling you for years that you was a star. I'm talking about way way back when it first kicked off. I'm talking about when you had no hubcap. Yeah. I know. I only had three hubcaps y'all. Yeah. I heard you still ain't got a car yet. I don't have a car. What the fuck. You don't have a car. Mm-mm. You don't need a car. I don't want a car. I want a driver. See that's a different type of the thought process. I'm humble. I ain't never thought no shit like that. I don't want to drive. I want a nigga to push me around. I don't. I need a Miss Daisy type nigga. It's not even that. It's that I don't like driving. Oh well yeah. I mean them three hubcaps had to do that to you. Yeah. I loved my Toyota. I just stopped driving my Toyota this year. What was it? It was a Toyota Yaris. Oh a Yaris. Okay. Big black. Three hubcaps. And when it rained the seats got wet. See that's what people need to know. That's the shit you need to do. They do know. I showed them that. I mean. Stop showing them everything. Stop telling them how much money you get. Right. You should have kept the Yaris secret for this time. When my fuck is turned on you're like wait a minute now. Whoa. Whoa. Wait a minute now. Don't get it fucked up now. Look at my seats. They still wet from the rain two weeks ago. I'm regular. No seriously. It was so stressful. It was like molding. When it rained and I couldn't figure out how it got wet. That's some psycho behavior right there. Right. You know what I mean. Every time it rained. You know how many niggas don't roll with her and act like they didn't see that shit. What is that? Mold? Girl, crack this window. You a fool. You trying to give a nigga the black lung. I'ma take my chances. I'ma take my chances in the yard. It was only in the back seat. Exactly. That was probably nuts or something. Shit. The kid is trying to grow up on the floor. Stop, Carlos. His weed is amazing. My first question to you is what have you learned from all of this shit? That's a great place to start. Oh my gosh. I've learned so much. I learned a lot fucking with you too. I've learned so much. Learn how to articulate, mean what you say, say what you mean. And also, I'ma get a little deep. But this is one of the biggest lessons I learned. I always ask God to use me so you can't just expect him to use you by putting you on a pedestal and having people praise you. God to use you in so many different ways. So I feel like this was a learning experience and I learned legal shit. I learned not to put my faith in man. I learned so much shit. So much shit. How do you think that's going to help you move forward? A lot of people have lessons. Oh my God. They get the lessons and they learn them but don't utilize the aspects of the lessons that they learned. Well yeah, even like, first of all, I can't go into depth about the book that much because of legal reasons but dealing with stuff with my lawyer, making sure so much is organized within my business legally. A lot of stuff that I skipped over as an entrepreneur. I just did a free webinar for people to learn with my financial advisor. My lawyer, a publicist was on there. We gave free information so it was called mistakes you'll never have to make. So free information to people that, you know, here's some shit y'all need to know. I made the mistake so you don't have to make it. Watch this webinar. Good luck. You know, so legal shit, legal shit. So you learned a lot about the legal side of the game. Yes. Well, see, I know just watching, you know, how the world works and seeing the whole situation happen. I know from my perspective, I would say that from what I've seen you go through or prior and during this whole process you got to be true to you throughout the entire time. For sure. Meaning that a lot of the shit that you did or thought that you were doing to subscribe to what you thought people would want from you, you see now that it ain't no such thing as what people want from you. Yes. That shifts and that changes along with whatever comes with it. People are so episodic. Right. Just be yourself. So you have to be true. Yes. You have to be genuine. You have to be no matter what, no matter what the situation is, no matter what the circumstance, I'd rather have a motherfucker dislike me for being me than to love me for being somebody that I'm not. Because once they find out that I'm not the nigga that they love, then the person that they're going to trash me for faking like I am is going to be a motherfucker. You know what? I think that's one of the main things that upset me the most because people portrayed me to who they were trying to make me seem like I was on the internet is not who I am. Y'all know me. People that know me know me. But the world don't know me. But that's what I mean. But you got to understand when you're giving people all of this access to your life that makes them feel like you're letting me have access to all of the things you do to be Simone, all shit be Simone. You have monetized yourself. And so people see that and think what they're getting is actually you. For sure. But the parts of you that you're not showing is the shit that you should leave with. All that shit that you think, oh no, ain't nobody going to want to see me when I wake up in the morning with my shit fucked up. Man, be Simone smart as a mother. And I show that too. In the midst of all of this shit happening, you know what she did that I thought was a genius move? She went on a trip and dropped them ass pictures. Yeah. That'll work too. Distracted with everybody. When she get ass pictures. But I mean, you just got to understand that. That's what I saw. I was like, that's bounce back right there. Dropped them ass pictures. Like for example, it's a perfect example of me with this shit. This shit here is what I mean. I don't give a fuck about what nobody else sees or thinks I should look like to them or do for them. Nigga, that shit is inspiring. Regardless of what it made the motherfuckers, it's like niggas is really mad. Like, bro, God damn, are you really going to keep the motherfucker for root? Yes. Yeah. I am. Just to show you how I can walk in my truth and my purpose because what God made is not something to be ashamed of. There's nothing wrong. But you don't think I've done that my whole career? But I'm not saying that you haven't done that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But what I'm saying is from what I've seen is the things that people say about you from us knowing you, all of the backlash that you were getting. I'm watching it and I'm like, Nigga, you sound crazy as fuck. Be Simone is a hood bitch from Dallas. Mm-hmm. Like you would never, I didn't, like you got to, I think about the, remember that show we did in Houston? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The comedy show. The stand-up show. We were just chopping it up and kicking it and seeing how you operated and moved. That type of shit is the shit that people need to see because that makes you, they don't think that you're perfect. Mistakes happen. Like when you put it out and it out and manifest the two million dollars, you know, I ain't fucking the baby. You got to stop promoting that shit. Yeah, I ain't fucking the baby. Because we'll talk about that separate. We'll talk about that separate. No, that negativity, that celibacy shit. That is not negative. You have a large platform. And for you to continue to put out that propaganda and negativity, bullshit. You have to be independent and save yourself for somebody who is working with you. But that's a perfect example of what I meant. Be some own. That's bullshit. That is bullshit. Man, somebody been in there before. I never said I didn't. Somebody ate it or something. I never said I didn't. Somebody done did something to it, man. It's difficult. Because you've been temple-witting, man. I'm trying to master self-control and be obedient and sit still for a fucking minute. Bro, how? That sound like some freak talk to me. No. That sound like under the right subject. I'm saying if it was a little dark in here and all these folks one hand, it was just keep going I'm just saying I don't I don't believe you. I don't believe But I'm just saying like I don't believe it. That's dumb as a motherfucker. Something wrong with you. No Like I'm saying oh what you already got the money what you're trying to do $2,000 clear my mind niggas are distracting. I think you Yeah, I do that. I know myself. So keep your legs close if you can't handle it. Okay. What am I what did she just say? She said keep her legs close. No, you should have caught it. No, I'm just I'm trying to figure out your logic here, ma'am It is for me. I'm not telling nobody. No, you came here to share with me I haven't seen you in a long time I want to know what it is because I might be giving my magic away. You never know you are I'm not This ain't the kind of magic you keep to yourself this guy gave me this shit to give it to somebody else He said son that is your You use that to bless other The man who walked it in abundance It ain't about you see the blessing is to be one God gave me a blessing so I can use it over and over and over again so I can keep Blessing it's the good that keeps on getting so I'm not wasting this good ass shit I got not that is disrespectful to the lord Taking a sex break like a time where you like This is what she asked And this gonna sound crazy Not got some pussy on purpose for a long time. Yeah Come on. She gonna be serious Nigga got some pussy on purpose for a long time Not for a long time. What's the longest probably like Shit three four weeks. Mm-hmm a nigga will dive him fucking about six weeks Yeah, I don't know if that's a fact you could Google it But nigga really got cuz that another fill up your sex and go to your heart and call you to have a heart attack Two and a half years be some more see that's what I'm saying That's you think you're not got some dick for two and a half years You're standing really should be on the floor Your standard should be on the floor how you don't fuck nobody in two years and still have a preference All you need to be is alive. That's what I mean. That's what I'm saying. This is a perfect example What I mean, baby is You hearing that most people are not gonna be able to understand no shit like that So you got that's not true. No, nobody would have working pussy comment if you have been abstinent on purpose No, we you can if you're absolutely unfollow us then we do not want your type around Ladies don't listen to them We've talked to them you ever had to be fall asleep and take a nap on your dick She wanted to lay right there bad. I know I reached that point. I have a break I ain't got to the point where my dick she wanted to take a nap on the dick I'm scared my dick gonna fall asleep like a leg when you sit on the toilet too long You can't sleep or get your ass off my meat, ma'am. I let her do it ladies If you want to go on an abstinent journey, I mean do what you want to do We ain't telling you what to do But I'm just saying from from like I said from my perspective on the outside looking in you can't Can't be surprised that people feel lied to when all they get is the magical shit But they don't but you got to understand people don't subscribe to the shit That's not magical because you know they don't feel like the energy that's behind it is the same You got to understand people are attracted to the abundance of life So you have to like I said, it's not like you could just use my hair for an example. It's a perfect example I'm drawing it is a thesis. It's a thesis statement I'm drawing the attention to the abundance of what it looks like when it's at the ground floor You're wrong right right right walking around with no makeup on and no bullshit Like drawing attention to it because when people see that you have the strength to be able to do that type of shit Then they understand that the mistakes that you are bound to make in your life are just natural and I feel like that's what I've Built my total career on transparency and rawness and realness looking crazy Hey, ma'am not looking crazy, but like you said no makeup hubcaps show the Toyota I showed when I was making $15 a day. I showed sleeping on the you may Yes, wait you're saying not making a dime where tripping you details. You don't even know that I was broke Oh, but my point is I showed the journey That gives me to the point I showed all that so but that's what I'm saying people not going but when you show when you get out of a Rose Royce and get on the private jet they forget the $15 a day because you Exhale beyond that to a point and now that space that everybody has that success that everybody wants to see themselves Getting to they attach themselves to that right so you got to understand it sometimes fuck it You might got to go back to sleeping on the floor with a motherfucker. Just to let him know I'm not beyond none of this shit I agree that I agree with that I'm not beyond that right cuz niggas When I jump out the Rose Royce and jump on the jet, I'm not posting that for the niggas who don't It's me and and diddy and Nellie and four fire other niggas who do that type of shit who gonna laugh These are niggas that we you know have been blessed to wait Well, we've been running in Nellie and a whole bunch of niggas. That's what I'm saying We post that shit, too We didn't took shots of Soraka with diddy all types of dope shit But at the end of the day people see us and know that these niggas is not beyond hitting the streets again And that's just a part of it that you have to not to say that you'll ever go back there Cuz I don't think you ever will but not to put yourself in a position where Somebody's saying some negative shit about you can drag you back. Thanks. I don't want to put yourself in that position if you can't help it and That nine to five nigga shit. I didn't even know them niggas are gonna get mad about that That shit just came because they was already You got canceled so many times you got canceled so many times I think it was five times. It was like a horrible sitcom that they kept trying to bring back Beast them all to get fucked that bitch turn the tv off again one more time click the bitch one more time They brought up something from 2000. I was like Jesus 2000 and what 17 I mean, not that that was that long ago, but I was like, what did I say in sixth grade that they could possibly Oh, you're a lot of shit. Oh, they're gonna find some old bitch that hates you from sixth grade They've been waiting on this moment. And you know what the bitch ain't shared crayons either just to let that be known But so stressful. Let's let's let's Delve a little bit more into what you really meant by that. Did you go got a lot on your mind right now? Did you not fuck with a nine to five nigga at all? Would you not fuck with a nigga that got a nine to five? That's ambitious. Here's the thing That I think the title thing is what people got upset about because Really, it's a lifestyle. But in my mind somebody that's Going to have that lifestyle does not work a nine to five It's more likely that a guy with a nine to five is not going to have that entrepreneurial lifestyle Moving getting up and going being able to move around being able to Not clock in all the time and be stuck at a job when we can move So maybe the title Should have been like, okay, maybe somebody with my lifestyle whether you work at Taco Bell nigga. Can you call off? He can don't whatever Taco Bell flexible. I'm just saying I'm just saying they're like the lifestyle The lifestyle so that's what I did that I feel like because it was in an interview form and people were already mad at me They attacked me see that's why I told you gotta stop all the time in their music because they ain't nobody But I get you but that's what I'm saying like the lifestyle. That's the way you hit me two times You hit it twice I was talking to my homeboy about it. He was like you can't put a title on it It's just you want somebody with your same lifestyle. You can do whatever the fuck you want to do Of course, I can't but I'm just saying from niggas. You got to understand from a male perspective I give you just a male perspective of what that means as a man We have to have a whole checklist of shit in order just to get attention Not anything of value. Oh, she better get attention. Just attention. I got to have a job Whether be a nine to five or I'm entrepreneur. I got to be funny. I got to be able to protect you I got to be able to do uh, listen, uh, you talk about whatever the fuck it is you talk about And what's the list for females? I got to be able to fuck That's the number one thing because I can have all the other characteristics. I can't lay no dick I'm just gonna be a oh, you're so sweet ass nigga And what okay, and then do the other side do the female side Do the female side. Yes, you know what you got to do Be alive be a not even have a pussy You can walk down the street right now. This is what I'm gonna be a woman and you alive somebody I know plenty of niggas who've been alive a long time Never had no pussy before real shit like This is a perfect example if you as B Simone, even if you wasn't B Simone If you was just let's just say this lovely lady sitting over there and on the phone If she was walking down the street before she get two or three blocks some niggas gonna be like The fuck you walking for baby you two say to be walking down the street, baby Let me give you a ride. Let me help you out Me and Carlos can be walking down the street as Carlos Miller and Chico bean bitch is gonna pull up like On her way to some dick appointments So it's just a difference. So you got to understand when men hear uh, when men hear that they get It had nothing to do with money. I got you, but I'm just telling you the pressure that I didn't broke niggas Yeah Yes numerous numerous And that that's a good quote. What made you date the broke niggas broke too You get no choice I dated a broke niggas when I had money Yes, and what made you with what turned you off from that? Huh, what turned you off from dating a broke niggas when you got money? Turned me off. Yeah, you still be he couldn't keep up with my lifestyle And what we got A lot of ways he couldn't just move around he couldn't Get up and go he couldn't So, okay, so if that's the case why not take care of the nigga if that's the case Oh, well damn That's fucked up. No, you mean tell me I could be broke and because I'm broke and I can't move around and shit You and you got the money But he didn't have he didn't have no plan of action. He wasn't doing shit. Okay. Well, so hold up Once pause can we take a pause for the cause? Yeah, I gotta do that boogie shit. What boogie shit? I got a comedy thing. I have a comedy special that's out on amazon July 10 July the 10 boogie cousins Fucking comedy all-star jam me tony robbers hosted by mike epps gary owens gary owens is on there red crab It's crazy. Shout out to uh, my boy lewis belt lewis, uh, open up the shoot. Oh lew. That's my nigga The young boys young og. They got the call pulled up. You gotta do that now Yeah, it's only like five minutes. It's a promo I hate to cut you off. We were getting so it was getting so good. Don't worry about it Chico been really concerned about you and I'm glad you came We had a council. You weren't concerned. Hell. Yeah. I'm the one who called him. I can hear it in his voice He was trembling I'm telling you man And you don't read the comments they was like I'm just trying to find somebody who look at me Like chico look at b Simone and then somebody made a tick tock of all the pictures and they tried to make it look like he was looking at you Did they really you didn't see this? Y'all do not fuck with the fame. I don't have to say but if I find it again, I'll send it to you But they got a lot of clips of y'all at the shows and y'all like gays, and I'm like, they be really But she's celibate though, so we can't fuck with you. I am I'm trying to fuck immediately Today chico got 35 girlfriends. So you do? No, I don't you're a terrible friend because you're not introducing me to none of these I don't have any girlfriend Actually, I have a lot of friends that are girls, but I don't have any I don't have any girlfriend. I wouldn't I don't want a girl Do they have to where the where it aren't one of them? That's that's like b Simone in the 95 guy I don't like it. It makes me feel icky inside. Would you date a chick who had a 95? Hell yeah, I did a lot of chicks. They got about nine to five I fuck with all types of women that have 95, but it's different for a man It's different for me can say it in their music, but I got dragged when I said it in an interview No, women say that. Oh, but it's different. It's just because they was mad at you. That's why If you would have said that shit a year ago when I was Yeah, you can't be someone if people have one-sided man because all the niggas who worked 11 to 7 was like They were like, I'm good. I worked three to six Don't fuck with the nigga that worked three to six. That ain't been really two hours They stopped this way too early they did no, I worry we we stuck a pen in it. We don't get back to us Nine to five Shit I want to fuck with somebody who got any kind of money coming in on the record But it's that you a nigga you got a different responsibility But it's not because I need the money Because I'm gonna always work. I'm gonna ask you when the last time you asked a woman for some money I ain't never got no money Like I ain't never I ain't never I've had women help me 2020 tremendously back in 2000. So that's what 13 I salute why I salute women at a will in the like you said if a nigga got a plan of action I always had a plan that's the point a woman women have what is your plan many a time But I ain't never asked like a sweetheart. You think you could Get me right with a couple of dollars in my life. I can't even ask wander for no money. Yeah, my mom what? Nigga, that's the last time I had to ask somebody for anything. I wish I would as It made me think about it. I was like 2013 It was at the top of the summer day. Yeah, that's that's when it was rough for me 2013 it was all it was it was fucked up after that too because it's the worst Shit in the world is knowing you made some money, but you got to wait on it So you like, you know, you got some money, but you got to live three weeks. You got to be poor three more weeks Man that shit is terrible What boy we was needing that per diem money so bad It was cold to the point why I put my whole career on the line for that as anybody Because I'm the only motherfucker who asked for the money everybody in that bitch fucked up everybody scared They come in there every day talking to us and giving us these pep talk to be like, okay one day All right, it's Wednesday. They're gonna come in here with some money Yeah, guys. We're getting ready to have a great day. Where is our paper? What do you mean? Where's the money? When are we getting paid, bro? Y'all come here every day making promises and shit. Where is the money? What do you mean Carlos? What do you need? I need my check Well, can I loan you some money? Nope. I don't want you to loan me shit I've been up this bitch for two weeks working nigga. Give me my money. Did my fuckers win in that office? Came back guys we're gonna give you a check. Okay then. Yep. That's all and then they're like Crazy That's not what happened is live The third DM because of this nigga right here anybody I'm talking about me and this nigga was walking to the western union sending 50 60 dollars. I'm sure you're like I'm talking about for real. It was rough That was y'all's first season. What and then we ain't get paid from the show. We what we did the show in in january We get paid to like In the march I remember that shit in the march going in the march because my birthday april second Oh my god You know how stressful it was to do all that promoting about being on tv And then we we got paid in april and then they didn't come on tv till july the whole time it looks like bruh What if this shit don't never come on my nigga bro wait till y'all see the movie about what happened in my life during that time That shit you gonna have niggas don't walk up and hug me bruh both of us. We was going through. We were having the conversation 2013 is the worst year. This is probably it's worse than 2020 Man, really? 2013 was fucked. I had to I had to sell my clothes at play-doh's closet To get the ticket the plane ticket to fly the audition I used to do that and then and then when we got back I got back after thinking I just oh man I did something good for myself that they hit me and was like, yeah, we need to fly back again I was like, I ain't got no more clothes that niggas want to buy I had to go to the rental office and ask for an extension Crazy and this was going into 2013 and nigga, I ain't got so many extensions in 2013 Motherfuckers was calling me to make the extensions. They knew I wasn't paying I had the Saturn view I posted a picture of it on instagram not too long though my Saturn had 256,000 miles on that motherfucker. I used to come out in the morning and sit in the car before I put the key in that bitch and said I Is we gonna have a day today or is it not? nigga All right, we good once it started up, it would start the whole day my shoes to break down I know so much about cars from that car I ain't know what a ball bearing was until mine busted in that bitch. It sounded like I had pop rocks in my I'm like, well, I'm gonna have to drive this bitch to the shop life was wrong my nigga I lived in a project so rough Half of my building burnt down man the people at the least office was like Man, you can stay in this motherfucker if you want to Half the whole building burnt down What I do And that's what I mean about just having that the Nigga the crazy shit that ever happened to me when I was broke nigga, they cut my lights off one time And it wasn't even my lights. They supposed to been cutting off. They was supposed to been cutting off the nigga next door lights Nigga, I had a whole weekend with no lights nigga. I felt like a caveman Boy, I was fucking so hard. I was working. I was working. I was working job I was working the job right after you know I came back and was thinking I was gonna be able to work my job after we feel wild and out You know, I'm like, I shit I could work my little job there to hold me over until I get to The money they gonna send the lady who I was working for was like, I'm sorry. I didn't replace you Man, I ain't never hated before my life, but I hated a little bit. I was like that nigga better than me Like so you telling me you to find somebody to do this shit better than me? Oh, wow. Okay Okay, I mean boy, it was real, but we thugged it out though That's the thing you got to thug it out and when you thugging it out and you get past it Like you realize that man that shit is what the process is what makes the shit work The journey is the price I said this on instagram yesterday may your Blessings outweigh your pain throughout your days. Just know that one leads to the other and it worked both ways Because once you become blessed you're going to experience a whole different level of pain I eat what you went through. You ain't know what it felt like to get motherfuckers that's sitting in a One bedroom on a futon indian style telling you you ain't shit, but that's what comes I want to meet that girl that walked to the post office. What girl walked to the post? I missed out Lisa mo home girl. I want to meet her Who the girl that walked to the post office. Oh, yeah, who is she still works? I want I don't want I don't want me to what because she worked for my shipping. Well, she still works for my shipping She's the manager. Um, she didn't have a car when she was shipping for me So she would do the packages and walk up to the post office to deliver them. I didn't even know that Maybe like a mile You got it. I like my cousin boogie. Yeah, tell boogie come howl at us me Crank that bitch up. Are you doing it in here? Crank that bitch up. Crank that bitch Are you on this too? How you gonna turn it on the niggas who it ain't even on my shit dumbass Get in here chico It's gotta be about me first My cousin boogie Man Send me 150 000 to get on my feet Man, I heard y'all season about the start up. What you doing for it? Oh, you ain't playing Yeah, I was about to say you watched that nigga from utah. Man. He gave everybody in america that shit That nigga touched them microphones and everybody in america got sick right after that boogie He was in that plan now look at us came go out sad Shit, you said that like maybe it wouldn't be for you even if the corona wasn't around I don't like to be around niggas. No way. They're gonna be able to get me round a whole bunch. Man. Say what's up to be Simone? Hi That's the Marcus Cousin's man. That's the Marcus Cousin's boogie. Boogie. We dropping them off right for friday Man this shit on amazon this shit might do a billion bro. Everybody in the mama got amazon This shit gonna be hard because everybody at the crib too and the trailer looked dope man. Everybody killed that shit How long is it? What's the final cut? What's the final cut? How long is it? Okay back Tell draemon. I was just playing about his shit. His shit straightening up since then telling me it was just jokes, my nigga Yeah, this nigga selling in visit line. Shit ain't even started yet. He on his first trade did a whole commercial Fuck it. I don't blame Fuck it. All right. Ain't nobody else gonna say fuck it draemon. I'm with you nigga Your shit gonna get straight eventually, but you got the money already if it don't Yeah, I already got the check man And tonic we saw the trailer. Yeah, I seen the trailer man. I'm excited about that shit man. I love it. You know what I'm saying I'm trying to oh, I'm already ready niggas. You know how many NBA niggas I got questions for you See my shit. Hope the brine come tell brine pull up Tired of this nigga. He could be the champion for this shit, bro Let's make this shit cool together bron. Fuck wrong with you niggas. You got the power to bring this shit back Bro, you keep fighting it niggas. Let's bring the goddamn 70s hairstyle back. Fuck the shorts Man, whatever I'm gonna be the nigga to say that's what we talk about a bride if you're watching this nigga a nigga I'm rapping come join the team, bro. We out here Man, let my nigga make it. I'm not about to let you do him like that That man and got his confidence all the way back up fucking with his shit Oh nigga, oh, whatever nigga, whatever buggy you strong hill I have an ass nigga Don't tell me what to go through in my life. You don't know about this process That's why I need the bra the nigga who understand the pain Maybe the nigga I can talk to that get it. Oh, you strong hairline niggas. It wants you to cut it niggas You don't know my problems Told the hairline having an ass nigga. Let him live, bro. She's like, but he ain't got this nigga mad Man, I ain't working with this nigga Told him it's over with this nigga not giving up, bro We was just talking about this shit. He's not giving up, buddy Thank you, man. I appreciate I appreciate the second-handed belief nigga. I'll take it I'll take it, but yeah, I'm definitely ready man. I'm excited I believe I know you don't nigga don't lie They recording this you don't mean that you're gonna get over here black boy You see this nigga shit. This nigga got the George ever said that nigga cannot be on my show, man I'm making niggas wear suits and everything man. Fuck that If you motherfucking right, absolutely right Man But boogie man, what makes you want to get into doing the comedy man like yeah Because you don't seem like no playful nigga You you get real rowdy when niggas say the wrong shit when you get fouled, bro You're gonna you're gonna get mad every time you get fouled my name That's part of the game. You can't fight every nigga, but you could but like some niggas you just gotta let that shit slide No, bro, you be doing shit You don't even have to do you be arguing with niggas when you walking out the game and shit boogie You get what is that about nigga here, man? I believe you be cool. I think people be fucking with you my nigga. I give you that But what made you get into doing the comedy though? Like, you know, I'm saying one to put this type of shit together Man, that's we appreciate all the opportunities that we can get especially from Dudes like you that they got the ability to be able to use your platform to put that spotlight on guys like us Man, we salute you for that and shack too shack a big playful nigga though We we know shot nigga shack my fucking sexually harassed me on On wild and out. I see this nigga pick chico up like that nigga grab me, bro Nigga we playing the game and nigga shack grab me and start going like this and shit, bro I ain't never felt like more of a bitch in my life. What nothing I could do both feet off the ground Both my feet off the ground niggas gonna talk about something get shack off you I'm like niggas drew this ill gouskas couldn't get shack off and you expect my five eight On a good day to get shack off me this nigga sexually harass me dog. That shit ain't right We're gonna find that clip because the look on your face when he put you down was like Snicket pick me bro. We shaking the saw this nigga shack come grab me. I'm like, bro What the fuck this nigga start jumping up and down? I'm like, bro get off me. I couldn't move We on tv we on tv this nigga did that shit big playful ass nigga But that's what's up, bro. I'm excited about this shit. It's about to be a motherfucking takeover I been told everybody about this shit, man We on amazon prime right there. We popping up right next to the double late batteries and all that shit Going on amazon nigga. We popping up in the fruits and vegetables all types of shit July tell yeah, July tell get with it. Yeah, they send me a notification asked me to Buy the shit. I'm like, I'm not buying me Send me a dvd of this shit Tell them niggas. I want a physical copy of this shit Right niggas don't even know I was I'll be telling nigga. I'm like my cousin the market They're like you mean the market because I'm like this my cousin got Not a shit. Not niggas know that we ain't bullshit That's my nigga Joe right there. That nigga got the coldest laugh. They got the coldest laugh in the country. They hell. Yeah We in here shooting the podcast right now. So they think it back that giggily. They should be giggling friday That nigga can hook too, man. He just shoot underhand. I don't like playing with him Hey, man, what we doing for the for the for the official premiere Yeah, for the official premiere. There you go There you go You can't do nothing now. Anyway, you had to drive past this nigga house and wave the way the world working now Congratulations boogie. We'll hold some signs out the window and shit. Hey, look watch me drop the official promo Say what? Yeah at the crib everybody stay at the crib, but you got to get dressed and get online All right, bet. We're gonna do a whole zoom party. Nick. What you you got to bring something to you Why I gotta be at my crib, nigga Hey, bro, I'm just gonna I'm gonna keep it a thousand with you, bro My crib ain't built for niggas your size. You'd be very You'd be very uncomfortable at my crib, bro. I'm a tall nigga in my house You're not about to come over the crib and be looking all on top of my fridge ready and shit, man They got to duck down. I got a comedian size. How about your shit got to be built? No, didn't fuck that No, yeah, no All right, man, what's shit, man? I appreciate you fucking with me on this one, man This one for the books. I know you've been putting it in you You know the first the first two already classic man I'm glad to be part of the volume the series Whatever I got to do to keep this shit going man. You got it for me, man Big salute much respect much love keep the career going man You want our favorite bad guys whether you accept the title or not nigga You and Zebo you and Zebo the meanest niggas ever to play That's what's up, nigga says gas There you go the program now. They got that nigga the program No, no, no, no, that's gas Hey, you're gonna hang this bitch up. You're like three two one Three two one They got these guys are all a figment of my Hey, man, you better get you going that next week We coming for the next one, man. You better believe it. I'm ready for you guys Big salute boogie. 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Oh, yeah much love to our brother Rest in peace to princess Erica too, man, of course beautiful young lady showed us much love much love man Every time she came around every time she came around and salute the fly for now One thing people might not know about fly fly always keep his people around all the time Always man, he always shows family and let them experience his experiences and we all do and it's sad that you know We lost a family member because we all family man. So, you know rest in peace and you know salute our brother Man, we wish you know that right? right We're about to come back in two Be Simone your lip gloss looks amazing popping. I think that's what she went to chat. She didn't have to pick back up with chico You can't quit that come from celibacy. We're gonna pick back up with chico on the three joe We're gonna get chico on the three Actually, let's get the two. I like the two shot. It's clean switching to the two Let's pick back up with chico. We're gonna go in in 30 everyone take a deep breath rolling sound speed chat. We're good Are we looking on the production notes? All right, but uh research department everything good pull up some good. Shit about b Simone Please good shit pre fame pre fame uh pre 2015 Look up her middle school mascot It was a lion. We got 20 second. We got 20 seconds stand down. Shout out to new face new face in the building New face has the most my man new face is uh expecting his first grandchild everybody. Let's get a round of applause for that You know how amazing you have to be to be named new face expecting the grandchild I'm gonna give you one more. This is the craziest shit ever, bro. Really? Yeah, this nigga whole family is light-skinned For real damn near damn a good portion of it. That's crazy exactly Exactly and we're back. Welcome back to the 85 south show america's favorite black-owned podcast talk show comedy show radio station hotel casino resort and therapeutic Awful come on, man. We're here. Hell. Yeah, this day five south shows something you can play You know when she come through and you're on the couch and y'all smoking on some and Netflix ain't hitting like it was This is the nightcap. Exactly. That's why we'd be having a little exotic sounds of shit playing in the back No more netflix and chill 85 south show and smoke and we are in here today with the very lovely the very special The illustrious the illustrious What does illustrious mean nigga good you keep licking your tongue out at me. I'm gonna show you she be doing that, bro She a lizard What is illustrious? You are illustrious. Yeah, I like how you made yourself at home. Got your feet all over the couch. You know, it's cool Cause you know what I'm saying Oh, did you know the name brailing means gift of god? It's an african-american name that a black lady made up That's what's up. Is that really? Black lady made that up salute to the African-american origin. I was like, yeah, a black lady made that up. Yep. You got a nice gift of god Yeah, we got a partner named brailing that was played in the NFL salute the brailing that was Yeah, he throw comedy shows. Thank you for that fact. Yeah That's my real name guys. Be out in now. I'm brailing. That's what the b is the b Yeah, brailing Simone. Yeah, yeah, what you have b, you know, we back and uh, we was talking about the nine to five Shit before we left off And you were saying that, you know, it's just a lifestyle Yeah, I shouldn't have put a title and I wasn't shitting on people with 95 I had a nine to five list in two years ago. But tell the truth. If you meet a nigga and you like him You ain't gonna give a fuck for sure. That's my point I've been there done that believe me because I bet it's a homeless bridge out there. That's cold I know it. I know I like you. I like you. You know what I mean? What if you ran up on a homeless? She she's like, excuse me? Girl, you got potential. You would take her Not home. I'll take her somewhere though. Oh Like how you think? Yeah, I wouldn't take her home. I would definitely take her somewhere. So she wouldn't have to be out there on the streets Suffering you got a big heart. You know what I mean? Many of places to go. You know what I mean? My house ain't one Somewhere to be now Do you think at this point like, you know, fuck all that cancer shit, you know, I mean we they cancel everybody every week But do you think that you're gonna change your approach now? I think I'm gonna definitely watch what I say and try to portray You a better person than me my wording not watch what I say, but make sure it's portrayed better It ain't no better. It's no way I'm not saying a nice way. Look, just notice. This is one of the most Say it in a way to where people can't twist my word in this business when you in the business of saying shit You're gonna say the wrong shit. Yeah, for sure You're going it just happens. There's no such thing as saying the right shit though Because no matter what you say somebody's going to take it the wrong way There's always going to be somebody that has an alternative Alternative excuse me opinion to whatever your opinion is So you have to be Staying firm and true to your opinion. My theory is that I've told you this before as long as you're not knowingly hurting yourself Or hurting nobody else Fuck them. Yeah Fuck them because at the end of the day people won't talk regardless Right, they're gonna say they're gonna have something to say regardless now You know, you cannot contribute to that to the best of your ability But you know I'm saying at the end of the day you didn't been able to make your dreams come true I've seen you with the baby and shit in the sprint of van I believe that nigga like you for real. How can he not like you? I mean, he probably love you if you was fucking, but He probably fucked Yeah, he did I believe that nigga put you in a whole video. That's how good your pussy was because you've been saving it up When that nigga got a little bit of that pussy like this bitch going in the video It's gonna be me and her we shooting people robbing shit. I don't believe I don't believe she I don't believe she let him get Not I believe she really said no and that nigga just want to fight too It's a good point. You gotta throw that in wrong with y'all I'm right here. I can tell you when a fight It don't matter who you if you were the woman and you win a fight I love that is God will put that on her To give you some like this nigga is a dog. My boyfriend's gotta beat up right in front of me I was so pissed I had to go home. You see what I'm saying that that plays back and you had to go home with who? The loser. Oh, well, that's what I was saying fellas. You see that you see what I mean He just most has made a good point if you win a fight. She just said oh, yeah, that's sexy My nigga coming from a nigga who didn't want and lost fights. That should not be Determined to kill him. I'll grab him like this my nigga like for how long though He can't talk no more shit. He can't talk no more shit. Hey, baby You mind running to get my shoes out the no no you mind running from that nigga that knocked you to fuck out Hey, but that's the one thing that motherfuckers don't want to admit It's some niggas out there that are fighters And then any motherfuckers If you're not a fighter, you don't need to be talking shit But I'm saying the best motherfucker can catch your ass And that's the point that I was making any motherfucker that fights knows that you win and you fucking lose That's just the way it goes. Some motherfuckers can't accept that other part It ain't your day. What's up? If you don't want to fight you done lost the fight unless you want to know I don't give a fuck who you is because some days a nigga just had a worse day than you had And that shit Listen, I didn't court then I'm talking about and then I didn't talk about the fights that don't count anything before the eighth grade You can't really count because you have a loser fight and you just be like at least let me clean this shit up and make it Acceptable this motherfucker. I'm just gonna win. Yeah. No, I don't you gonna know you got into a fight You're gonna because you're gonna know you if you fight me you gonna know you've been in the fight But I can accept the fact that niggas you won, but they're gonna ask you what happened to They ain't just about to be as that's a ass whooping when the nigga just asked you like damn What happened my nigga like I ain't never been in a fight what you do to that nigga, bro Like you're gonna ask you to like damn what you got to fight now. Yeah, I whipped that nigga You should see him. That's the fucked up part those niggas at this age and I'm 37 even if I win I lose. Yeah I'm gonna be so goddamn sore for the next two weeks Nigga gonna have to roll up in this bit like roll the road with you. I whooped that young nigga ass Now I gotta have surgery I'm gonna roll my lower back lower back. You see I gotta have a back out of me This shit you don't even know what's wrong with you after you get to a certain age trying to fight Nigga your whole this right here get the burning you like nigga High now you got to walk around like this all day because you can't extend your arm out nigga This shit is nasty, but that's another thing men are just under a lot of pressure I don't think that people know the type of pressure that niggas is under out here in the world So when niggas got to be successful right now, exactly when we hear, you know, somebody that or that's the perception though And and and fuck with sound like they don't fuck with us It makes it makes niggas feel like damn bro. We ain't got no hope I know as a black man who adores black women and that's why I say it's wordy I didn't appreciate how motherfuckers thought I wasn't supposed to fuck with you because they stopped Right like all these tweets like look at your girl All these other musicians that say I ain't fucking with no nigga. Give me a birkin bag. Nigga Chanel me down That's too specific. That's too specific. They're gonna say you What's the difference? It's oh the difference is that's entertainment It's a lot of shit that the music is entertainment. You know, I didn't say I wasn't right. It's not that shit like wrestling It's entertainment. You can't take none of that shit serious. I didn't heard niggas say they got bricks from Four different continents at the same time. Now I'm talking about niggas say Rick from the philippine, then I went to africa I ain't never been on a plane Then I went to africa after I got my brick from africa. I went to south america Then I came back to america and sold all of the bricks. It's like, no you didn't do none of that shit You did do none of that. So you got to give you got to give that shit Like you said it's wrestling. It can't be real. It can't be real. I heard the niggas say he sold a thousand pounds of midget What is midget some bullshit midget mid middle grade marijuana? Who bought it? Who bought all of it? He said he had a truck load He got fucked in that deal He definitely did but that's what I'm saying It's different when you say things and you could have said that shit in music And nobody would have my fucking skin right over it Say it in a rap But when you're sitting down and you're having a conversation and you say it that means it's it's more Internalized that way because if that same motherfucker that said he sold all in bricks was to sit in the interview Be like, yeah, I went to africa. You know, I mean red eye Then I got the bricks from there, you know But what is this nigga talking about? And then we went to uh belize and got some bricks Flew all over the world with these with these bricks, you know, I'm saying then we landed at my man private airport at his crib He the plug I robbed him twice And we took that shit to Atlanta got it straight through customs moves flying down 25 Yeah, yeah, then I jumped out Jumped out and I had 250 000 on me, right Let me just say and then you got to you can't leave out that part where we played we paid the plug So much cash that he gave us his whole operation. Yeah But you know, we did that on that week, but you know the plug like our little bro Yeah, you know, we fuck with that. He supposed to be the big homie, but we buy so much dope from Right we went to magic city. No before I got the magic city I had stopped and picked that nigga girlfriend up. Remember she was showing me love Yeah, I was with that nigga girl his main lady. She didn't have to be at work that day She knew my flight schedule Then I went to magic city that night and I built the swimming pool out of money Right it melted a little bit of the money because you tell me about that night all the strip of star crayon Because you gave him so much about drug money all of our You see how that sounds I get it. Yeah, I mean it sounds completely different than in the rap Yeah, you know, it's look we lucky we do it this interview. I just got over the flu. I had so much ice on Yeah We fucked him up with the ice fucked him up. That's why he got nothing on because I got to get my body temperature back Right now, you know how much I don't give a fuck about I crashed the Bentley. What you do after that? I went and bought a Maserati Why you buy a Maserati? That was it, you know, I had that shit cheap and fucked, but that's all I had on my So then I died crazy I really fuck with that bitch like that But no, you don't because remember that that Rolls Royce that you got in and got on the plane. I own that motherfucker You got one show you got a murals Royce Don't worry about I buy you one. Don't even tip all that shit with this money. We getting off just me So that all of that is to let you know that it's a difference in you know I mean like you sitting here down here on the interview with us and talking to us Like it's genuine, but also we have the ability to be able to get you to be Be Simone and she is salute the Nick Cannon because I'm sure he does too Like he got the ability to get all of us to sit down and talk And you know, I mean, that's just an element of how it goes Like when you say stuff people are going to take it to heart when you're saying it Out your mouth and not on a beat. It's wording. Right. Exactly. It's definitely worth timing too. Yeah, that's very important Oh, yeah, if I would have said that a year ago, nobody would be mad I said it after I was canceled. Right. So, you know, I mean timing is everything The timing of shit, you know, I mean like I got I got a show idea. I want to pitch to you This is a little it's a it's a dating show where you got to find many of your dreams But all these niggas work nine to five. Yeah, we already talked about that with the network You're not doing it. You're not I know some niggas who wanted to get on it You know, it's some cold niggas that work nine to fives on it. But that's the thing It's a nigga that deliver for amazon prime. I wanted the shit to come on I've dated nine to five guys and I've dated entrepreneurs That nigga strong and he can fuck for all time You ever dated an entrepreneur with a dumb ass idea? Yeah, like this shit works But that's a good question. Would you accept it? Look, look, look, look, beats him on I heard you were looking for an entrepreneur. I heard you were looking for the entrepreneur, baby What you sell, man? Man, I don't sell shit. I got a product that I improve lifestyle See this is what I do. You ever bought a pair of Jordans in the bottom star of the yellow? I got some shit. Take that yellow off. You take the yellow off and put that shit on something else That's supposed to be yellow and then get the color back. That's what it is. It's called yellow to yellow It's a nigga on instagram lad Just because you want an entrepreneur nigga then trick you with some stuff. I got my own pressure washing business I do houses, driveway, commercial, residential. I bring my own water. All you got to do is call me I pull up. Oh, I have an idea of what y'all can do. What? See, I know how to make them shit, but Shut the fuck up. Let's get it. I have an idea for real. Y'all set me up on blind dates No, I'm because I know a nigga who already liked you Who? Please? Where is he? This nigga's a retired Please, come on. Stop playing. He's a retired What does he do? Street nigga Okay, great. But this nigga, yeah, he love you Every time I see the name, he's like, for real, nigga And you give me all Bruh, you give me all with beats and I'll put money in your hand. Boy, just get me in the room with her I'm gonna tell you from now. Let me see what he look like. Hey, I got a cousin like fuck with you too Really? Yeah, you wouldn't like him. No, he trying to fuck. I know Yeah, man, he trying to fuck. Oh, tell the guy I'm celibate though He said he fuck with Are you serious? I'm dead. Do you not know that every this is the level of fame that I have that everywhere Everywhere I go, motherfuckers ask me about everybody else. They think that I'm just hanging around y'all like what you want me to tell motherfuckers When they Say what? Tell she gonna what? Boy, you stupid I got to tell her I got to tell her I'll probably talk to him tomorrow or something. That nigga gonna fall out when he hear this shit that you said at the gas station Nigga That nigga can't wait to hear this shit Come on, take another 11 pictures Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on my mama my mama. Hey mama. Guess who I'm with? She gonna be look at that nigga right there That shit happen all the time, baby. Can you please set me up on my date? I am you don't want to go on no date. You're gonna bring it gotta be on camera though You got to do the shit on camera. You don't listen. This is what you got to that would be hard This is what you got to understand about A lot of men I can't speak for all men because I don't know all them niggas, but the niggas you know The niggas I know You got to understand you got a choice you were going to say what is necessary to get the pussy or say you want the pussy It's no in between So give me an example Saying what's necessary to get it means that I'm going to act like all that shit you saying I'm with too Oh, you said of it. Oh, man. Oh, yeah, of course. That's oh, that's beautiful Now, you know what I want you I want to be with you and Get in touch with who you are before we even go You know, that's an exchange of energy. So I understand You know we all that shit and then you got niggas like me Who you gonna run into that's gonna be like, look, I respect what you're doing I respect the fact that you sell a bit, but I want some pussy at some point Past whatever the point is that we get together with one another Then you got niggas like me you're gonna invite him over to the crib and he could be like that's cool You sell a bit, but I'm nothing on something in this house This is some dinny shower prank. I'm fucking one of the pillows on something That falls in the same I'm nothing in this in this space I bet you that You know what I mean, but my nuts will burst But that's with or without you. That's why I'm mad with it. Do you don't mind if I jack off, do you remove your arm? You know the body some space in the operate. Do you know the value of see that's a thing men men Try to get pussy without giving up time Women try to get time without giving up pussy And we need to meet in the middle and there's and there's I gotta get some Exactly. So there's a middle ground. So what you what you because it's it's so But what let me explain when we say pussy is not even this to me when I'm talking about pussy I'm only talking about the good parts like it ain't just about the physical vagina Like a chick who'll look out roll you a blunt like nigga, that's pussy right there. Look at that That's what pussy do. You know why she do that because I put some in the pussy It ain't got you through my personality or nothing She is fucking with me based on how I treat this pussy the relationship that me and this pussy have Like if she picked me up tonight after a like after this like, you know what pussy pussy picked me up She didn't do that pussy. It's some it's crazy how we live in this motherfucking matrix We just associate good things with pussy. That's all I'm saying. I mean, no, I'm gonna always let him finish I don't understand. I know man. I speak thinking about the actual box that they come in that's the part of the pussy Right the other shit. Okay. Thank you. Complete it. So what made you make that decision though? Like that's what I was gonna say what made you say you keep listening to that. I was gonna be some of it Yeah, I told you it was a personal decision. But what why I've done everything. I haven't done everything I'm done enough. You haven't done everything. You ain't gave me or him no I don't want none. I don't mean I don't say that. I do not want you. I mean I respect that But I'm just saying that's what we're just talking about. No, I don't know anything of shit We were just talking about wording wording. Don't say you did everything because it's a lot of shit Right, exactly. I know perfect example. Because if she ever gave me some pussy the first time she called me with that wine and shit I'm like, where are you? Where you at? I'm like, no, hey, whoa. You're like all that poli saying shit No, where are you? I'm not doing that. What are you doing? That shit cute till you get some pussy See now that she'd make your head hurt make your head Yeah, it's just a personal decision. I mean, but of all the personal decisions you could have made you could have started doing push-ups or some other Shit. Yeah, you could have started doing a lot But why that what makes you think that do you think that you know more about a man by weight making them wait to get some I'm not even dating right now. I understand that but I'm just saying when you get back into it when you just say, you know what I I'm ready. I'm ready. It's not about the niggas. It's about me. I know myself when I'm having sex. I'm distracted From what you supposed to be? Yeah What type of fucking is you doing? I need to focus. I need to focus. So you mean tell me you get some dick and just be walking around Yeah, yes Did you shout at the Oh, they got me hit with hard. No, I don't need to A big drunk. I didn't say I turned into a zombie nigga, but right. So what I'm saying Just I'm not trying to talk you out of it. I just want to understand it more. I'm not saying this That's definitely not what I'm saying. You do what makes you happy. I love you So I want you to do what makes you happy. I just don't understand The point of the shit like I'm trying to get with you. It's a spiritual Decision. So has it what does it change? I mean it ain't gonna never connect, right? I honed in on my work I honed in on my business. I focused. I didn't have distractions from guys It's a lot of things. I feel like I've done so much up. I've had So many sex partners. I've had fun. I've had a lot. Yes, I've had I've done a lot So that's what I'm saying. Stop trying to help because you don't know what she been She might be on dick 999 and she might just She might be there got you know how you keep eating your favorite food over and over again You can't do that shit all the time. Yes, the fuck I can Okay, I can eat my favorite food over and over fried potatoes every day mega. I'm a simplistic mega I don't know. That's what I'm saying. I don't understand that shit I understand. Well, you didn't already know I understand When you said a lot of sex partners seven months. So do you have a goal? Do you have an end goal? Like I get it No, it's no end goal. It's just sometimes you just gotta quit fuck around. Tell your ACL doing all that wow fucking What do you say you got to stop sometime too much wow fucking it ain't healthy You got I understand. I get it I get it So you think that it's the fact that she was doing some wow You didn't do when y'all are exaggerating now. The way you said it you said a lot of sex partners Oh, you found that on there too. Okay. What's a lot? Oh, this is wait. Wait. What number is a lot lows real quick? She I don't know I ain't never owned a vagina before and I'm not the type of nigga who okay. What number is a lot? Ask the pussy is a lot me and another nigga. That's a lot for me for you I can't determine every woman who ain't gave me Is a virgin I'm telling you I ain't never even thought about who got the pussy before me. I focused that you want to talk about focus now that's focused Think I'm sitting there trying. I mean you square roots of 48 dicks No, what's a lot of sex partners dicks in college and then she graduated four years ago. You got to add in full dicks a month That's 48 dicks before she met me. That's just in the four-year span. She said that Nigga, I am 37 if I meet a woman that's been having sex and she was 15 that is 22 years worth of dicks. I can't count that half What what do you think is a lot man? Okay, I don't know It's just like if you have enough dicks to lay down like from Atlanta to Birmingham And you can still reach and you got some dicks left over. That's a lot If you in a room and you fuck two people already, that's a lot when you start going in places You have already fucked then you have fucked too many people if you can't be in a room comfortably Yeah, if you have fucked two people in the room, bitch, you's a whole whole Especially if they speak to each other, you're gonna be nervous then a month That's that's the lady game Lady game boy, you'll be in a room. I'm a bit of a fuck. I'm sitting there. You don't know But you know what I'm saying that happens, but if that happens to you on multiple occasions, you need to split your sex out Yeah, you fucking in two tighter circles. Why are you gonna fuck two best friends? These ladies love and care about each other They find that they both been fucking on you. You never look at each other's sex. They don't care Shit I can't determine how many is too many because it's different. Y'all give us pussy So I can't be mad at you for whoever you thought worthy of getting some pussy. There's no such thing It's too many ma'am if you think that a motherfucker is worthy of getting it Then you should give it to him with no remorse. Thank you Do you understand how many women have come up to us after the shows and want to give us both some pussy And we have to both decline it because we respect each other right It's like no, you can't have both of us, ma'am No, right You can't like both of us the same that means we ain't going hard enough if you can pick If you don't come to a show next time bitch when you figure out who you Yeah, this is pick one, you know, I mean, but I I can't determine what's too many But I can't say I don't understand when you just cut them off all the way like Nah, it ain't no setting. I'm done. That don't make no sense to me. Why would you be done? Do you not like it? Do you have a bad experience? Whoever made up the word whole was a hater. That was the nigga who wasn't getting no pussy He had to find a way to try to slow down the way everybody else getting some pussy She a hoe what hold on wait a minute I think plies got the best logic when they come to that. What do you say that niggas say? You don't hate y'all niggas come up to you like bruh. She a hoe like nigga. I'm a hoe Like niggas. She fucked everybody nigga. I fucked everybody. We met on some whole shit That shit changed my whole that's beautiful. Yeah, it was poetic card say Um, it says that the condition that you were describing is called a dick trans Is when a woman loses touch with reality because of a man. That's from the urban dictionary urban dick Yep, he hit her and they use it in a sentence. He hit he hits her in the head with his dick They did not say that that's the quote straight off the urban dictionary Look, my research department hasn't missed it. Okay at all at all. They did not send me facts that are not facts Okay, so you was you was in dick trans every time right? No, not every time Okay, I'm proud of you though. Whatever you've been doing. You gotta keep doing it because you won't I'm proud of you too But not for that good. It's not saying so much. I'm proud of you for all the other things you've done I'm not giving you no points for deciding. You don't want to fuck like that Because I felt I felt you when you said At first I was like stop promoting violence and negativity and then when you gave me your reason I was like I could see that You can see that move yourself to a safe space. Thank you because dicks will distract you Especially when you're looking at a lot of Are you calling me a hoe? I did not I did not I told you I don't even agree with the term hoe Because I think that some people have a better understanding of what we really hear for That makes sense and hoes No, I love hoes real but that's what people don't understand real out hoes. None of this shit is excited No, not well. Yeah, the ones that it's their job But the thing about hoes is that they accept the reality or whatever it is they want to do and they stand on that And that's a good and that's like you hit a statement that every woman got some hoe in her like but this for the right person So the fact that you want to conceal that Is bothersome to me in certain aspects because You are running to four other niggers and be a hoe for them and then decide you want to get to you when it gets to me I want to sell a bit. I'm selling it. I want to go out and I was You should have called me in 2019. No, no, fuck that. What is it about me that makes you think that I don't deserve that quality in your Characteristic, man Brother dudes that I know that have dated women that are hoes or date women that are they seem to have the most fun Hoes are so fun. Yeah Hoes can do everything that niggers love to do play mad and bro hoes can parallel park a box Chevy on them 60 That's a roll of motherfucking blunt while standing up driving. That's hard to Be standing up drop. She could be I'm standing up like that. I'm slash driving Oh, yeah Yeah, because I mean you said that shit that you said every woman got some hoe in them for the right man Let me imagine you find out you the right man that can bring the right amount of hoe out of I don't know why ain't nobody made that movie. Fuck all these superheroes niggas. They need to move about the man Who has the power to bring the whole I bring the whole out immediately. That's funny hoe out That's his superhero name Ho out, you know, man, nigga, that's dope right there. We need to write that motherfucker You just bring the whole out of everybody. It'll be a porn though They might not put it on regular tv Because you got to show the results of what hoe out is capable of doing But hoes make everything lit. That's why I can't nobody stay in the house Holes is out explain that logic nigga. They had a pool party. What's the pool party with no holes? A swim lesson exactly You get what I'm saying Holes add excitement to everything Why you think they're in such a hurry to open the nbaa crazy. Yeah, no, that's real That's real. But see you you you hear this type of shit and this is the type of shit that we subscribe Ain't nobody doing no accommodations for women women. They get all they nice. They respect we men Most men got all the respect business respect. Look girl. Go ahead Right, you run the business. You think we better invite you to this pool party though You know this space is open for the hoes You turn up at pool party, but you turn up to a certain extent Turn up See you'll go to You'll go to the pool party We trying to invite hoes who gonna twerk for this party. You give it. I'm saying it's a difference Yeah, that's a salute the snaggle puts the hoes are willing to go to heaven's to mercury What do you see about that? What do you see about and I'm in no matter what platform I'm on you gonna always hear me like saying something positive about hoes Yeah, because we love them. You know, I mean all of us. We love all women You know I'm saying we love and I've been wanting to go to the slug walk since it started and anybody'll tell you that I really I'm here talking about that shit for I haven't you gone. I just haven't made it out Schedule it. Yeah. Yeah. Schedule it. I support the hoes You should host it one year. I respect the ladies, but I support the hoes And they have to at least support it and it ain't even about no set not even on no sexual shit I just like the the mindset that some of these hoes got Some of you got some excellent viewpoints on a lot of shit. I give me an example like Like a hoe Is the most honest bitch you're gonna meet ever the honest and the thing about what's exciting about hoes is they trick Men that they fucking with to make them feel like the hoes You ever have this trick you had you feel like the whole you get somewhere and she's like we're fucking after this And now you're just standing there waiting on your ride like But the thing is like you being our sister and us loving you like right you can't be a hoe now Yeah, I mean and that's and that's a very real we'll feel like we failed you if you was a hoe at this point I mean, but I ain't gonna say that you could be a hoe. Just be a good one. Don't be just out here Don't plan on being a hoe. You're a miscellaneous hoe But we don't know what your next phase might be you might just be on this right now and then once you you decide How do you know I didn't already have my hoe phase, but I'm saying you might have another one Let me ask you what that means to you as a woman. What is the hoe phase? It's an allotted time frame where you could just be wild and just young wild and free. That's what that means Yeah, so how many dicks do you count from your whole thing? You can't keep counting dicks That was my whole life. No, but that's what I'm saying because if that's the case now How come every time you most times loads how many times do you have a madder woman and she tell you How many people she really fucking with but see this is where the thing you got Not at once in general every time you meet a woman they only than fuck five niggas and they ain't had sex in six months That's the standard though. I just started in january. That's the standard. Last year was lit You know it Oh, okay. That's what I'm telling you. See B Simone got some shit. She got a godday. She got that demon in her from uh, uh Don't be a menace in the back of the mail truck. Uh She gets the fucking turn into a monster Ah, don't talk about me forever Nah, ain't nothing wrong with that We just want to be free free See that's what I'm saying though. You can't you can't count dicks because you can't measure the pussy You don't know how much pussy somebody is actually giving you like if you actually had a chart And they put all the ladies you had sex with him Like this lady gave you 13 percent pussy. You like what we had sex over 200 times But You don't know what she was giving you and then you've moved down the charm like now this one. This was your soul Like she gave you 95 pure uncut coochie You're like what? Yeah, you can't measure the amount You know what I mean? That makes sense. Yeah, because you can give me the shit Fuck four times in one night and she still only gave you like one day's worth of pussy You ever think about that? Yeah, she really gave you one fuck Because she wasn't giving her all right because not because in the time frame and the amount that she gave you It just like if you put it in cups and it wouldn't even be a whole guy down Yeah, it wouldn't be like a leader. Look at the camera man. He backed it like let me stop Yeah, he don't he don't know he don't know. He like man That shit touched his lips because now his wheels is turning and he wondering how much coochie are they really giving me We're gonna have niggas ass inquire. Hello. Hey, so what's what percentage of pussy have you been giving me over the past six months? Uh, well, I never thought about it, but since you asked probably about 14 15 percent, right? You know what I mean? But we just want you to be all the way free. We don't want you to be restricted to none of the Social that means that's cool. That's the best thing about it. That's cool. I'm trying to talk me out of my drawing You I'm saying in life. Yeah in general, this is a part of who you are That's cool, but we just want you to be free that at the moment you change Don't be subscribed to that shit so much. It's like, oh, well, if I let people know I snuck some dick tonight They're gonna judge. They are though. They're gonna judge. I don't care about that It's only gonna be like four people last time. I was honest with it You done it before you can't just be picking this shit up and putting it down as your leisure He said yes, I can't like you already got it in her mind. Like look, I'm only doing this shit for like 30 more days Well, I'm I'm celibate right now. That's the crazy part about it. What at this moment? I don't even have any options. They call me crazy. You don't got no options. No, no, you're not gonna be on my show promoting that shit. We'll promote Hello to Dot com and go get you some No, hell no There's no such thing as a woman with no option. I don't have any Any woman that doesn't have options is by choice. I mean it's by circum, it's by choice not circumstance She lying because she got your number. You know, I mean you are not an option. You're a fucking lie. You are fucking lie I love you so sexy. See that's what i'm saying. That's fucked up Because you're my brother. I mean that shit happens sometimes, you know what i'm saying Y'all got different mothers and fathers. We can do the stepbrothers scene tonight The fuck is you talking about though? They just eliminate me from this way We brothers, but we ain't brothers in this city. That will hurt your feeling No, he not We selling that I might I just I just choose to be honest with women about my intentions Look how mom and gay looking at you for being honest. Yeah, he's mad at me about this shit because it don't it don't work It don't work majority of the time No, it's not really good. I don't promote it for men to do it It's just if you don't want to deal with a certain level of bullshit Then it's just what bullshit you want to deal with because there's no such thing as not having no bullshit But not lying keeps me from having to worry about doing the things that make me happy You know, I mean, I'm not about to be ashamed. But it's really cheap yourself though. I'm not What makes you think that you are here telling the whole truth and they still gonna lie to you You just said that you uh They all say the same shit. Yeah, but I'm used to that. I don't expect you to tell me the truth I just expect you to do in his part. I mean, I don't give a fuck what you do My theory is as long as whatever you do don't bring me no problems Do whatever the fuck you want to do. I ain't got no control over that some shit I don't want to know. Yeah, don't show up telling me the whole truth about everything because if you did I might not Fuck with you. I don't want the whole truth about it I need ladies to keep lying about certain shit keeps saying you only had four five niggas keep please keep telling me that And then you can follow it up with some gangster shit. He'd be like don't worry about two of them niggas dead. Okay. Oh Wow I'm taking to the next level. I thought it was me and four other niggas on earth. You're like, what the fuck So, so what qualities does do you look for in a man? Just night a nice guy. A nice guy. Yeah, I call it the qualities for her That's a nice nice guy A nice guy what determines a nice guy to you a nigga that's all tomorrow got a bunch of money Nigga on a cleaning service Nigga work for luther. You don't want to work for luther Miss want to fuck George jefferson a night. Yep So a nice guy. What kind of niggas approach you like that could actually get through that actually get through that talk to you and like Get the number and shit as long as he's nice What determines nice though a sweetheart So he got to come up with to get oh my god. You are so lovely. Look at those Are those double souls on your shoes? Do they make your feet feel good? Just nice I just want to make you somebody that makes me happy Oh, that's so sweet. I'm gonna be fighting that nigga man. Look at Marvin Gaye looking at you That's sweet. Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna try to find you somebody that's nice all the fellas all the 85 Yeah, if you're nice just that just be nice if you got a nine to five any nights Does it still work? Just I want a nice guy. Do me a favor. Don't hit me about none of this shit Be Simone say I don't give no fuck I'm not sliding nobody application in you got to wait in her DMs like the rest of them niggas mean Diligence my DMs are so fucking dry. I check them every day. Oh, shit. Let me see your phone. No I can't wait for you to see this shit in other news I ain't seen no strange titties in a long time Nothing might see some in our inner inner inner shit Not a damn fucking thing. Put me some uh Brown ariola music This nigga that nigga This nigga right here. This nigga. Yeah, click their page. You be people with zero followers. Zero No, I'm saying it fake pages man. Follow us. Yeah, I don't say this nigga name zero followers zero Like it's it's not a real page at He hit you at 1054 at night and said good morning He live in another country nigga That's a nigga that live in another country trying to fuck with you. You are amazing. Good morning Okay, go to his page bro. You're gonna fuck around and find a dick picture. That's not a real Oh, no, I'm not. Yeah, I'm not that's what I'm saying. That's not even a real page I'm just looking at the messages. I can read without opening them all the way up Not a real page. It don't matter. There's these niggas is in here. You could choose You got a choice. No, find me another one, please. All right. You're another one. I can't wait Don't go to the DMs go to the request. That's why we're in the request. You see me loads You know what time it is. She ain't tricking me. Look at buddy. Hi. I'm your biggest fan He fucked up You can't you can't come out the off the ledge like that if you're trying to get that ass Don't approach. There's no fan. You got to act like you don't know what the fuck she'd be doing You just damn you what you do I want to know more about you. I see you got all these followers and shit, but it's the show right here This is the show right here I'ma read another one and you tell the nigga what he should have done. Love Best because it ain't many in there All right, they gotta say good morning. I'm looking past all the ones that that you know all these ones I'ma go to to a good one Sliding again with some good shit. I'll teach you how to do this nigga right here. Hello, beautiful All right, she was hoping you're having an amazing day. No, he started off wrong We started off and say hello beautiful that makes you put you in a pal with creep niggas You can't you can't come in compliment too heavy too hard. That's women hate that shit And she should have said if he wanted to speak he should have said hey be Simone or google and say hey braylon Because that would have made her look like how does nigga know my name that would at least got your profile That would at least got your profile clicked on and this nigga has been trying for a long time That's why he ain't gonna be successful. When are you coming back? When are you coming back to Dallas? I would love to take you out my treat, baby She from Dallas if he ain't took out yet. He ain't gonna do it All right, you did what i'm saying moving on to the next thing We're giving niggas guys if y'all want I'll take my dm. All right here. We got Hey, beautiful baby girl told you that shit sound. That's too much Too much too much a heavy handy compliment. Which one is she she beautiful baby girl I mean hey, he was trying to he was trying to consolidate his motherfucking compliment And then we got another one. Hello, beautiful. Here we go. It's every nigga Stop this. Hello beautiful. I'm talking to my nigga. Stop this. Hello beautiful. Shit, man. That's nice Cut that shit out. No, it's but it's just that's the shit that old niggas say at the grocery store. Hello, beautiful You looking like sunshine today, baby. You hit that one right on the head because guess what this nigga said next Hello, beautiful. He switched the whole game up. Can you be my sugar baby? I'm ready to help you and you're gonna get paid No, no, let me read this one all the way out because you sitting here I can like you ain't got no options this nigga. There's no fucking options. All these people are options I want to say I'm not gonna say the nigga name. Just know he got daddy in his name A fake. I'm gonna tell you why you fucked up it. These are all fake pages. It's creepy. Shit You can't put shit like that Can't put daddy in your in your fucking screen name if you ain't Doing some thought shit that's gonna appeal to a bunch of old like you gotta have some muscles Or some big prints or something like you gotta if you're gonna be like daddy on social media You gotta be a stripper or police officer or some shit like that. Okay. You gotta look like you some like These hoes want you to be their dad got you That compliment that whole situation was weird, but I tried to make it make it's best As I could I'm gonna keep going with this one. I'm ready to help you and you're gonna get paid weekly No, I know when you're ready. I'm not interested in any news Just chat. That's a setup. That's the type of shit that people you respond to that. I'm on the shade Exactly. You're so smart. There you go Plus, you don't need to be out here fucking with old man. All right. There you go. Let that be known Be fucking with old man anyway. Yeah, you know, man Oh, guys, you don't you like old guy. We'll meet him in person and not online. Yeah, for sure There you go. Nigga might have a motherfucking fake leg or something Not that shit is wrong with that But you don't need that as a young person who's on the move and trying to be mobile My husband could be in there, but it's just so much Clutter chaos. Yeah, you gotta weed out the clutter. You gotta read these motherfuckers man It's a nigga in here. That's been buddy. Buddy that's been trying to take you out for seven eight Years that nigga might deserve a shot. His first DM was 20 more teeth Ladies always talk about consistency. It don't get no more consistent than that There's so many weird looking women talking to themselves in my DM I don't feel no type of way about that shit because if it was the other way around, I'd be the all that shit They say it's fucking at least mom. You're being you're being I'm not talking about the ones that's fine. I'm not gonna think they were for playing too, but you should But yeah, we don't even want to talk about the shit to get Man, I get so much weird shit sent to my DM. We get some shit said listen What kind of fucking phones do they have because all them pictures be blurry and red Salute to the older like I'm gonna look at one and be like man. I got to have that the bitch with the witch boots on Ah Salute to the older ladies because y'all don't have no cut cars the ladies that's posed like this and they picture Y'all send a nigga DM all the time bitches. I had to listen to older ladies be sitting me pictures of prep meals and shit Getting these pork chops. You're a smother than some gravy You can tell by their name they older it'd be some shit like Dolores that rose like what the fuck is the period for a rose Dolores rose I'm about to fuck with Dolores rose the lowest rose ready I could change your life and the fuck the party is probably a lady named Dolores rose in my DM Like really carlo really I had a lady said I don't care about your feelings Dolores screen shot Of of the uh, I'm supposed to care about some shit. I don't care about no. Thank you I had a lady send me a screenshot the whole Jada pink at august I was seeing this shit and said if you think he was fucked up wait till you get a shot of this pussy Old lady. I'm talking about she was old. Hey, I don't know what you're doing Like I did my mom to appeal to them and now it's really fucked up once I grew this out. Oh, they really coming now A young nigga with this. Oh, that's my bang right there Hey, I know you appeal to them because they be sending me messages. It'd be like tell chico bean I don't know if that's the voice they got but that's how I read it in my mind I'll be like tell chico bean To come come you need to come to austin and get a real woman and they'd be hustling in the kitchen Yeah And that's crazy that we have teacher dresses on you don't know how many people said us DMs about each other like these women Be said to be just that's what I said niggas be DMing me about you Just tell Carlos Miller. I love him. Tell him whatever I need to do. I'm like you tell him I'm a client one lady. I'm like you tell him. I've been trying for the longest time. He won't listen to me I was like what shit I ain't gonna tell him, but I respect your consistency, ma'am. This shit is crazy, man It's crazy. And this is not that I'm making. I just know that one day I'm gonna open my DMs and I'm gonna look at the message It's gonna be early. It's gonna be early There's some tiddies I'm gonna look. It's gonna be my soulmate right there I ain't gonna have to see nothing else. This beat go with that too. This should sound like the intro to the R&B song I woke up looking at myself in the mirror Thinking I ain't got no chance to get no Sing it, bruh. I was trying my heart is to get me some more to respond to me Come on. She's being greedy I got a nine to five, but I'm nice Blot I don't want to fuck night tonight I'm waiting to wait for you Blot What you do I text B Simone on the WhatsApp today She didn't reply again Blot I wonder what I have to do to get through But she won't give me the time of day Drop an album beat some niggas up. I guess I gotta live like the baby And a whooper nigga ass in the mall You stupid She's celibate but like violence She's celibate but like violence Yes, she did. Oh, I forgot she controversial right now. My name is daddy Maybe I need to change my name to the tallest and she likes baby Never said that nigga that hair you gotta be Harold Nigga Harold you Harold nigga. That's it. You Harold. That's my Harold right here Be Simone. Listen, we love you. We glad that you're still on your feet. You always be on your feet We just want you to know that you know a lot of this shit that come with what we are and what we do Is bullshit it's bullshit And you got to make sure you elevate above the bullshit at all time And even if you contribute to the bullshit accept that you contributed to it and say hey fuck that Niggas fuck up right and move on. You know, you always welcome to my trap house forever Whatever trap house we get. Can we do a muckbang next time? Oh, what that sound like some shit that made you stay get abstinence. No First of all, everybody calm down. What's a muckbang? That's where you eat and slurping shit We break food. We have a table and we eat while we're talking. You want to do that? Well, what's the point of that? It get a lot of views It's entertaining to watch your motherfucker eat and talk. It's a whole culture for that, bro I watch that before I go to sleep sometimes. Oh, is that the shit? No, no, no, no, no My daughter watched that shit. Yes, B loves if she's followed the girl But they don't she don't be talking. She's just making noise cracking Cracking and slurping I like that shit. I walk past my daughter room and heard all that slurping and shit. I flew what the fuck you were watching Calm down. You have a flashback. Bro. That's just scared me. I walk past her on my head I'm like, oh shit. No, you're watching the good shit now. We can't have that You like daddy, what's wrong with you? I'm just watching the lady eat some crab legs. I'm like, oh In my mind, I'm like sound like you watch somebody suck a dick I just want to make sure you weren't training the fuck out of here. It's too young for that I remember that lady first started she was on that E Then I started watching it like the video kept popping up. I'm like, okay. I'll see you getting thick Yeah, I love it. Here comes our research department. What we got Mukbang I feel like I got to see it like a motherfucker at the beauty supply store. Mukbang is fucked up They don't get you for that one or whatever. Love y'all Say that Look at you scared Became popular in south korea in 2010 Combines Korean words for eating and Shit, what the fuck is this man? You mukbang the fuck out this world What does that say? Broadcast That's what that says Yeah, oh, okay. That don't look like that to me. It doesn't look like broad ass Okay, mukbang. Yeah, we can do that next time y'all. I'll bring us all dinner Okay, fuck it. All right, whatever whatever be Simone. Oh, you can't cook. I don't think I can't have a 95 We're just breaking all the social customs and social norms this year for real We can't have a 95 but he come home with the Got an order of salmon. I put a menu out. There will be food there because you got money. You can buy me Can you cook though? Like what? Food my nigga. Can you cook food? Can you do that? Like give me an example An example of can you make a full meal like that lady that be about be a Salmon asparagus rice with gravy rice with gravy and I never seen nobody make no scratch gravy out the salmon dripping snake She never like give me that flour. I'm about to make some you may salmon I ain't never had no brown gravy salmon flavor I don't want you to hit no more piece of moan. Let's Fuck that. You still got the yards left. I'll take the moan before this year I First time you make some grove and post that shit Fuck that good meter with that lumpy Pork chop didn't deserve that shit Salmon with the gravy So to answer your question no she can not cook No, you can. Yes, I can Embrace it say it on here be that's what I'm saying visa mode. Don't do it If you're gonna fuck around and try and then you're gonna put that plate out and they're gonna cancel your ass again visa mode they're gonna Please don't post your plate visa mode post plate struggle doing nervous That's gonna be the headline on the shape visa mode post struggle plate And then it's gonna be a thousand comments her again goddamn. I thought he was done with her No, for sure. They mean so over me. They're like damn stop posting this So you might as well say that bitch can't cook and what I mean if you want me to I'm trying to make salmon gravy That's what we're going to title this video visa mode salmon gravy Oh my god That is hilarious. I don't know why I said that salmon gravy salmon rice gravy Bruh When I said it I saw the visual and the right here's the crazy part about the world It's gonna be somebody in the comments like y'all got us fucked up salmon gravy good Don't not can tell you try it nigga. It's gonna be the lowest dot rose Y'all really want to get on me this show, huh? What's next they don't put bell peppers in my fucking That's funny. I didn't mean to say great. You didn't put bell peppers in your meat, though Yeah, I can cook. No, I believe I don't I don't either you'll never be able to convince me you can cook after No, you're not from where I bring my own for the muckbang You know, man, I bring my own food for the muckbang. You have to do is google recipes. No, that's not all you had to do No, that's not all you had to do you get good I made so much good stuff up from Pinterest Well, did who else ate it? Nobody was pinched it in evening at shit. That's the question. Who else ate it? You heard what I said? I said nobody was pinched sitting eating that shit You can make all the food to be good as hell to you until you get some alternative perspectives Sammy gravy. Hey, you think your ex will come on here and tell us about how you ain't shit and how you broke his heart Right. Yeah, I read about that. I'm ready. Really? They had a thread about them I'm just lying Hey, man, that's why I'm the greatest motherfucker ever to do this shit because I can make you believe some shit that you know Ain't true because my last ex was sad He was sad. He was sad that you left him Or that y'all leave him Well, how did y'all break up? How do you break up with a nigga in 2020? I don't know. I haven't had a nigga in 2020 Well, how you used to do it I just broke up with them. You just be like come here sit down. Miss Moe just I got just that's what we need Give me asses that you give I just No, what the fuck did you do? What did you say to that nigga? What was the process? Let us into your ain't shit But I just need some time alone. Did that work what you say and that worked Bullshit be Simone. That's what I'm saying bullshit. You got to let us into your ain't shit We know you when the camera turned off you'll be like, look, I told that nigga Look, your dick ain't struggling as long with these problems my nigga You got to get some more dick before you give to all these problems Yeah, why did you that's how you know y'all broke up over some bullshit your history fucked up Even Chad laughed at that chair in the back like look man Sam and gravy is just too much You ain't had a boyfriend in 10 years dick and eight months. What's going on? What is happening? What the fuck is happening? I don't know You don't even have girlfriends. No, I don't but that's the thing about I don't ever want a girl. I know I don't ever want a girlfriend. I don't ever want a wife. I don't believe me. I don't believe in none of that goof ass Shit, that's goof is No, that's that go with the Me that you know what that be called sam and gravy Nigga you want to buy j o ain't got it for sale. I can't believe I said that I can't believe I said it That's funny. No When was your last girlfriend Lowe's yesterday because no it wasn't It was about 10 years. No, it's not Yeah, I mean to take that back trying. I'm just a difficult nigga though Difficult as fuck See you see what he just did because it's like he said I'm difficult I'm difficult as fuck I don't have a lot of relationships because I know that I ain't the easiest motherfucker to deal with And then having the motherfucker around all the time to remind me that I'm not this shit aggravated I know me you didn't tell me something else about me Plus i'm growing and they be like, you know what your problem is. I fuck with people like you. That's my problem That's why I keep making the bad decisions. I keep making really your fucking with your goof ass What do you what do you mean? Cause look at you look at the dumb shit you do and they expect me to Okay, do you want to get married? No I don't because you got to understand that shit ain't for everybody and the More I fuck around the more I realize that I might not be Your everyday nigga I might not be able to do that I might not because I'm gonna be such a fun husband. No, I wouldn't for how long No, I wouldn't this is what I don't understand about marriage, man This is I'm so set in my ways. I only like to do like seven things on earth that I like I promise you I promise you I don't really like doing shit. I don't like meeting people I don't like none of that shit one of the first things they'll tell you about marriage is that it is compromise I hate compromise. Fuck compromise because you know that shit is stupid That means we only get to do half of the shit we both wanted to do That means one more fuckers accepting the fact that I'm not going to be happy with the outcome of this situation And you are forced to do that under these guidelines that's been set by motherfucker. You've never met before Who who who made the rule? Who made the why am I following the rule now? We already got enough rules to follow You mean to tell me I'm gonna pick some shit. I got to follow the rules too. Hell no I got to go out here and follow the law because if I don't they might shoot me in the motherfucking back I got to make sure that I I got to make sure that I Handle my responsibilities and pay my bills every 30 days. No matter what I got to make sure that I take care of my family. I gotta make sure I do all of those things without question The world has set that up for me to be have to do. I don't have a choice until the day I die These are going to be my responsibility And there are very few choices that you get in life as a human being that you get to make And you mean to tell me I'ma choose some shit to where I let somebody else dictate what it is I'm supposed to do based on some rules that was set by some other motherfuckers. Hell no No, if you want to fuck with me You want to fuck with me? I got missing. It's like this is my theory and you can ask and Everybody knows he just like his Definitely wasn't he like his way better than the other way. That's that simple And that's just what it is and I tell and that's the thing you can't you able to meet a woman that Met me and they're gonna tell you that I ain't told him this immediately. Hey, how you doing? Hey, I ain't fucking with that bullshit. How are you? You can meet some women that I did I don't entertain so much bullshit. I had a bitch thinking I was vegan. I don't even eat vegetables, nigga That's true. You don't why would you do that? See that work that answer some big old titties Titties like Kosovo And from telling the truth, you know what I learned most women don't they say they want a man They're serious. I'm sorry. I ate tomatoes and everything but they never had a man keep it 20 So how you know you even want that other 80 percent? You don't know you want a man to keep it 100 until you meet one that does And this is my theory. Look, it's like we all got to play basketball, right? Everybody because I am not going to start love black women too much to ever stop fucking with that's impossible Long as I'm on the earth. I'm a fuck with y'all But if we all got to play basketball, I respect the fact if you want to play full court, run on the full court Go ahead. I'm over here on the side court in the back with a tennis ball I'm still out here. So if you want to come over here fuck with this tennis ball Then come on you might love it But if you expect me to come over there just because you over there and that's the only way I'm gonna be able to get with you I'm sorry I lose out. You know how much pussy I would get if I was just a little bit full of shit Just a little bit. I would see I'm the type of nigga. I would commit to that I would be there He is a better man to me because I would do that like all I gotta do is what is goddamn caping put a hat on I will do it and I repent later because that's the type of relationship me and god get I respect it. I respect anybody that could live their truth. I'm not saying I'm again I'm not against relationships and marriage for you. Yeah, it's just not for you. I'm just not fucking with it You know what I mean? And that's cool with me But if you do want to do it, I just feel like nigga, you might as well Follow the terms and conditions because y'all said the terms and conditions. I ain't good at this shit I'm not I'm just accepting Ain't no man ever dictated how a relationship gonna go ever I don't I ain't never met one that's in a conventional relationship That's gonna be able to say hey shit going this way no matter what Yeah, nigga, we'll see That's that's what it is So I just I'd rather be if it takes me to be an old man with a dog by myself because bitches ain't fucking with me And that dog gonna leave your ass sometimes exactly But he gonna come back but dog even a dog will get sick of your shit And that's what I'm having really. I'm not good at this shit Because then you get to fuck around with this entertainment life you get spoiled You get used to shit a certain way And then you just you know, I'm saying you only have to deal with what the fuck you want to deal with You just cut that shit off whenever the fuck you want to And it's just that's what I say about just being forward about what it is you want because at the end of the day You them my theory is you them been doing that shit your whole life You ain't never fuck with a nigga like me before so you might as well give her the shot because you never know You might just like you might just fuck with it Not you because I know you already get to put me in the brother category Like we can't make the you can't step brother video and I'm abstinent Yeah, it'll be an accident. That's the beautiful part about all this shit. It's somebody out here. That's the exception to everything Yep, somebody gonna be like shit up nigga. Put this titty in your mouth next thing, you know chico driving the van Chico duet driving the van I don't understand you ever thought about this love. Nope tell me I know I ain't because you about to hit me with some shit. I ain't never thought about it But every time I talk about it, by the way, he said it every time you say this shit. I was like, I ain't thought about that This is something I don't understand. Like you got like that's the baby Like the baby is your nigga that you just fuck with heavy Like if you were to run into the baby Nine times out of ten, you were against the baby some pussy immediately She manifested that nigga for nothing just out of Right, you should have left that nigga what he was at Because on the afternoon you want to show up and beat his nigga free Let's say like girl you don't get the fuck Let's say just you were just regular beast among in dallas still had the yards She do and you put right Just got rid of it You pull up on the baby and that nigga at the you know, wherever wherever you hear at the store And he look at you and he like god damn man I'm only in town for the rest of the day, but I would love for that to be spent with you You're going right? Yeah, I'm just no you going yes or no you telling me I'm asking no I've been in those situations before As a regular person. Yes. I was regular. I'm still I mean, I got you Get the fuck out of here Get the fuck out of here. You mean to tell me that nigga that you'd have been on the baby boy the baby I mean, I mean just gotta be got me and come on baby boy You mean tell me you run into that nigga. You're gonna be like no, it's not that No No, I was about to say it's tread lightly with the key and when that red light is on I'm like That's not use her most let's use you over there. See now. Who's a celebrity you find attractive or just somebody you find attractive Don't say me. We don't care Ain't nobody just about to be here all weekend man. Make sure you get those tickets. That's not a good example Give me another example. I'm not asking no more because I know she asked me That's a little cuz I got a whole boyfriend. She ain't about to just tell you Well now you didn't let them know who the fuck it was. She could have just asked if she's on camera. No, she's not Okay, okay. Well, you know what you see how? You can insert any random Lady name and then It turned into now he gets mad when people You would stab this is that our man now we all get like we fucking they gonna think we fucking now Tell the truth. Tell them you ain't fucking we're not but y'all could be anyway We definitely could be but anyway, most women have a man Most women have a man and they get that pussy too immediately Yeah And and the crazy part is the nigga ain't even gotta be famous Nigga if the phoenix man walked through this motherfucker and he tall with some shoulders, they could be like Bitch, did you see the nigga with the job in the box? It doesn't matter that you would give pussy to immediately that day a celebrity period that day not right now Of course. God damn it. Not right now in life one day. We're figuratively talking now Sure. Yes. Yep. Chico, which one of them famous women you want? We gotta use you because she a terrible example Exactly. She does not right now. Of course not right now. We'd have been talking about you not giving no pussy away the whole show I know you're not fucking right now, but figure this is a Have I ever yet? Okay, this is a disconnect this this let's fuck that what I was about to say because that point gonna take too long to make Now i'm telling you bruh. This is what it is We have a disconnect and as a man we were talking figuratively, but you couldn't let the web was going on in reality She committed bruh She committed to this celibacy. You have a man that you would give some pussy to immediately That's that was the point I was trying to make. Yes, you you do right? Okay, but then You have a standard that most other men have to follow to get the same pussy that you gave away immediately That's a terrible way of setting up this program happens I'm guilty of it too. I didn't gave this dick away for nothing Right, but that's different. Yeah, some of these women really had to work to earn my trust Real benefit Whatever man, that's part of life You're gonna make some bad decisions with your generals. Just don't make them permanent Don't make it prayer. Yeah, treat your dick like you treat your social security number fellas Because the wrong person get a hold of it. They're gonna fuck your life Yeah, that means you can't show it to them, but Yeah Be careful who you show it to got that We do promote safe sex over here on the 85 south shore if you decide to have some sex or if you sell it Yeah, and if ladies if you are selling it be nice enough to at least play with a nigga meet from time to time Will you take this out and play with the meat? There's gonna be no penetration Do you know how satisfied you don't have to give me some head? Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. You don't gotta give up no head. You can just put the dick real close to your mouth and hum real Ha ha ha ha ha ha. But you know a nigga would call his homeboy and be excited about that nigga. I got my dick hummed all night nigga I love this like that. It doesn't take much men are very simplistic, you know very simplistic. Like I seen a meme where they had a chair sitting in the middle of the floor and a nigga with a play station that was like niggas really live like this I'm like, how the fuck you're gonna be mad that niggas can live simplistically If I only need one chair TV and the controller that makes me very simplistic That goes back to what I was saying earlier Yeah, that is simplistic, but guess what it's not doing? That's not gonna track no pussy. You could live like that if you choose to, but you know the good thing about it, if you're lucky enough and God believes in what you're doing, you'll find somebody who is sitting at one chair with you. And that one chair will be enough. That's the theory. And then she'll be so down for your program, she won't even give a fuck that it's one chair. She gonna be, in her mind, it's a whole couch and she don't even wanna sit on that one chair by herself with room for one person. She'll be like, babe, come sit with me, cause it's too loose without you over. Exactly. Love is real. Love conquers all. I mean, I believe in love. Love is real, but love is not restrictive. Fear is. So, I'm not gonna let something that's supposed to be giving, be restricted by somebody's room, make no sense to me. If I had to give up sex, go back and forth about this shit. Make a bunch of money. Oh, we definitely do. All the time. So many times. Fuck that money, I'm having sex. What'd you say, fuck boy? What did he say? Said I had to give up sex to make a bunch of money. Fuck that money, I'm having sex. What's money without being able to have sex? I don't wanna focus on nothing. I'm like, cause I'm gonna get depressed. If I get too successful, nobody wanna fuck me. So you said three weeks, what's the longest you ever went without sex? On purpose? Yeah. It's probably about a month or, I think in between about four to six weeks, don't travel and shit. On purpose. The entire time that I was in a relationship to one time. Right, well I mean, I thought we meant, I'm like, that whole time. That was a couple years. Hell yeah, that shit. When you been in a relationship that long and you get back in the street, that shit feel like you just got out of jail. You don't know what to do. You don't even know what they're talking about no more. What they listening to? Yeah. For sure. For real? I feel like that. Wow. Bro, when you're in a relationship, it seemed like all the hoes come out. Your homeboys be having the best stories. And you know a nigga got a story for you because he come to the crib and you're like, come outside, come outside. Yeah, be some ridiculous shit. No, bro. Bro, we fought around last night, nigga. Man, we met these two. We pulled up on a dick-sucking contract. Come on, man. But what the niggas that was for to get that dick-suck ain't show up, bro. Nigga hurt his leg, man. It was four bitches from Germany, man. And they kept asking us about you. Do you look over at her? She's looking at you, complaining about some satchu left in the living room and some shit. You just had to argue with y'all to cuss to each other the fuck out about some satchu in the living room. She mad about some shit from 2017. And you didn't miss the whole dick-sucking contest. You gotta go out. Bro, you should be able to go to your woman and tell her about all the bullshit you missing. And it should be some kind of real war. Like, baby, I was out the day and I seen these hoes. I knew this little bitch because she wanted anything. But I ain't do nothing, though. She's like, oh, come here. Nothing. Nobody cares. You gotta get rewarded for satchu-sucking. You don't get rewarded for satchu-sucking, right? Hey, who made that rule up? You do get rewarded for satchu-sucking. If I was supposed to show up at work, you know what my reward is? My fucking paycheck, right? I'll tell you, shit don't make no fucking sense. You get a cookie for doing what's right? Yes, you get cookies for doing what's right. That would be better than me. But I'm saying in a relationship, you're not getting rewarded for not cheating on me. I'm talking about relationship. No, in a relationship, you don't. In life, you do. In life, you get rewarded for doing what you're supposed to do. The relationship is the only time when somebody made a rule up and said, you know what? Fuck that. You don't get no cool points. We're not cheating on me. You may tell me all this pussy I'm supposed to be getting and I'm just divulging and getting away from you. I don't get no reward system for that. Yes, your reward is me. You probably, that probably fucked your karma up. We're not being a cheater. Being ungrateful, no thank you. Nah, I mean, I agree. Cheating is the bad karma in the world. Black men don't cheat like Carlos Silver. Cheating is lame. I thought we were speaking from a single perspective. Hypothetical. Yeah, I mean, but no. Now y'all put me in a hypothetical situation. That shit don't make no sense. I don't think that you should, that it should be looked at like that. If a man, because you expect a man to have all the characteristics that make him a nigga that women want to fuck with. Don't know a woman, one don't nigga. Don't know other women want to fuck with. Some women like to build a nigga. They like an incubator. But once you build a nigga, that means you didn't build them for, that other bitches want a lot of them. So you mean. It's a byproduct. It is. But then you don't be building with the, you know, somebody might like this when I finish. You'll be building to your liking, yeah. But your likes, it's a lot of motherfuckers that got them same likes that you got. For sure. You understand? So if a man is, if you expect a man to be a man that other women want and expect him to turn down the pussy that you expect him to be getting offered, how do you not think that that's something that a man should be rewarded for? You lost her. What the fuck you said? You're leading to the wrong place. She ain't heard nothing I said to her. You taking the- You have to be some old girl. She just be sitting there. You're taking the college application to the food step. Right. She has nothing in that department, creative, positive to say. She is nothing over there. I haven't, I don't even know what to do. You got a great logic. You just talking to the wrong people. I don't know nothing about this topic, honestly. Yeah, everything you said is great. It's a flow of luck. I'm like, so lost. He's a mulling. He's a mulling, man. Committed to the celibacy. She just looked up at it. She don't want no hypothetical dick. She don't want no dick in conversation. There's no penis that's allowed. Nothing's gonna happen. She literally, I'm talking to her. She said, no. Exactly. That's the thing, you just get always do that. It don't matter what type of logic you come with. If she wanna say no, no, and now you get emotional. That's what she looking for. What the fuck is that? Yeah. We're taking me through all this bullshit. You know this would be the perfect time to dedicate this podcast to all the ladies who used to be celibate. But you went back after that. But you came back to the dark side. To the dick. Like you left something. Came back to the dick. You ain't know you was coming back. You just stopped by to say hey. Ended up in reverse cowgirl with a finger in your booty. Right? After eight months of holding out. Crazy. You know that can happen. Look at crazy. No. That's the same position I was in. Shut up to all my niggas that don't know how to spell celibate. I'm not talking about that. Ladies, y'all be thinking y'all slick. You don't need that little bond that you left at the crib. Yeah, you do. You do need that. Because if you pay attention and she wake up in the morning, that should be crunching right here. That bond didn't make them edges. She got a whole bunch of them. She just wanna come over and see what you got in the house. Your bitch will dig a house and start looking to see evidence of other bitches being up there. Always. That's how you know you live around. Stop being so crazy. I got everything a woman need at my house, bro. To leave evidence that she was over there. I got some of those wash cloths that's 50% nightline, 50% cotton. Keep the pH right. I got some white soap. Big beach towels to take a shower with. I got a brand new pack of those ponytail hoes. Just in case she wanna put it out. Oh yeah, that's so convenient. Thank you. Folly pants. Got the whole manicure set. I even got a few pair of slouch socks over there. This nigga got a chocolate factory for this. This nigga is Willie Wonkham. I wanted to meet herself when she come over to my house. I got a few pair of small 8,5-cell show joggy pants over there. I grab a few smalls from time to time. You know, just thinking about who my guest. Oh yeah, that's Jo Lam. Jo, you know I got green tea and all kind of guava juice at my crib. And don't drink none of it. It ain't for me. Just like the ponytail hoes. It's not for me. Fuck, I look like using pink dub soap. But it's a 24 pack of that shit over there. Yep. Feminine wash. What she gonna say if you got some feminine wash over there? What? Think you gonna come to my house and stay cultured? The bottle's full. Check it. Check it. Stop making that face, man. You don't need, I don't need you here judging me. I should take a note. I'm about to go home and ask questions. Candice. Pink star. I got a whole jar of pink starbursts. And you're like, you want a starburst? What color? Pink. Is that the only color? Yes. Because you are pink starburst. Oh my God, this nigga here. See I'm a nigga that'll have a job full of yellow ones just to have a conversation. Exactly. Why would you have these, well? That's what you like. You always have yourself. I'm selfless. Yeah, that's a good one right there. I'm selfless. Selfless. Boy, that's why you cold with me. Yeah, but fuck with me. You would be, y'all would cut all the water off. I would literally take the ice out the ice tray. I am that nigga. And it's best that I really be by myself because I'm fucked up. At least you can admit it. I'm being emotionally empty at the moment. Really? Yes. You that don't, no, that's not from tragedy. Yeah, this is a pure decision. You ever took out the trash? You don't even like, fuck these emotions. I'm here giving a fuck about people and shit. What the fuck I look like? Bitch don't love me. Oh, she wanted some eyelashes in a lace truck. Look at you feel bad. I don't feel bad. Say that. Whatever. And whoever in the comments like, who hurt him? It was you. It was you and bitches just like you. I'm about to start saying that because that's what every woman say to be would have to give them my perspective. Who fucked you over her? You. It was you. You did. I know it was you because you provoked this conversation. You did this shit to me. You did it. You did what you did to me. Beastie Moe, I know you got to go. You hungry and shit. You hungry? I'm not. I'm hungry. Who you going to get something to eat, mom? Your chef. Your chef. I don't got no chef. No, it's a place. Oh, you see, that's a never look back and I ain't hit you. We got to bring this shit back. What the? That's the blade ice wood. Detroit, nigga, it's a little bit of Detroit. It's your chef, your chef. Uber Eats place. Uber Eats place. Mm-hmm. What the fuck is this lab? I don't think it's a place. Go home and order Uber Eats. They got salmon sliders. Salmon sliders. Well, don't let this. Thanks for having me. This was so nice. Don't be gone for so long. Beastie Moe. Right. I love you guys and thank you everybody that supported me. During my cancellation. I love y'all so much. We fucked with you. We fucked with you. We ain't going to counsel you yet. You ain't doing this shit that made me mad. I'm saying the fans and stuff, because I had some right now. Oh, these niggas who watched this show, they never unfollowed you. Them the ones who was in the comments roasting people back for you. What's that, your little bitty head ass? Check them out. 85% has held you down. And I'm so proud of y'all. For real? Thank you. That's what's up, man. We really on here creating our own space, saying what the fuck we want to say. People have a lot of things to say about the topics that we choose to speak on, but, you know, now we have made it a point to speak on the shit that we want to speak on. All that bothers you, let us keep doing it. Because we petty. People be saying stuff to y'all too? Oh, my God. We had a whole white bitch write a letter to Congress about us. Oh, Jesus. I got a DM. I just looked there right before we started with somebody ridiculing me about black people being able to be racist. Fuck them. Yeah. I ain't never seen a racist nigga in my life. It ain't no such thing. It doesn't exist. Sorry. If you know the definition. Sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry. You're mad. Man, the motherfuckers invented racism. And they going to tell us because we respond and react to it that we write. Man, he's a wolf dick. A whole wolf. With salmon gravy. With salmon gravy. With salmon gravy. We out this bitch. We out this bitch. 85-SF show! That was annoying. I thought it was going to be fun. I was scared. Hey, welcome back to 85-SF show. This episode is sponsored by bluetooth.com. Bluetooth brings you the first truable with the same FDA-approved active ingredient as Viagra and Seattle's. Right? Let's see. I got you. You need some. Yeah. 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Well, follow me, chicken, because I got the corn. Cosmic Honey says, I love when y'all bring nav. He is the homie of homies. You goddamn right. It's a nigga named OJ Compton that's been in the hospital for five days because he caught the COVID-19. He said the 85 South Show really knows how to get a sick guy like me laughing. Boy, get your sick ass up out that bed. No, man. For real. Shout out to OJ Compton. I hope you kick COVID in the nuts. Hope you better, G. All right. Let's keep this rolling. Maria said, did DC sell the Astro van? I swear I saw one out there in Denver with Georgia Place. Yes. Chances are. Chances are DC did sell that van and he got his asking price. Don't listen to me because I don't know shit. Somebody was talking about the was there conversation. My name is Matt Birch says he's straight with the landing strip. But too much hair. You can't find it. Like it's a mystery. Matt Birch, what kind of man is you? You can't find the pussy? What type of shit is that? Matt Birch. I would never admit that shit in public. I would buy one of those hats with the light on the front before I told somebody I couldn't find the pussy. Matt Birch, you sound like you manage your bed, bathroom, beyond with that bullshit. Hey, Matt, let me give you some advice. Look for the wet spot. You'll find that pussy soon enough. Some of those puzzles are tucked under there like a small block ship. You got to go under that leg. It's under there though. Has anybody tried Bluetooth? Why are you asking this in the comments? If I told you I tried it, you goofy mother. Yes, it worked. That shit worked. I'm talking about you can fuck an eyebrow off. Like, you know how people just draw eyebrows on? They don't stand a chance. Oh my God. Let me skip over some of this. Because you know I don't care nothing about the dude who runs the country. I don't give a shit. None of that. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That right there. Yeah. Shout out to DL Huebler. He has been on Terry Hughes' ad. I mean Terry Crews, I call him Terry Hughes. Terry Hughes. Who is Terry Hughes? Probably a negative public Terry Crews. Yeah. Well anyway, I ain't going to get into much detail, but DL Huebler's been on his ad. As he should. Pharrell got a gospel docu-series coming out. Pharrell got a gospel docu-series? Yeah. That mean he done did more than one. I can't wait to see it. Me neither. I know the hats won't be extravagant on that one. Hell yeah. Mm-hmm. Yup. Sure will. Sure will. Shout out to all these people who get in these PPE loans. These small business loans. Hey man, take advantage man. Take advantage. Taco Bell got a bunch of money from the government. Yup. A lot of people got a bunch of money from the government. They need to stop doing whatever it's causing the niggas to have to shit instantly from eating the food. Oh, here goes some good news. Let's move on to sports. Check this out. This is how you know LeBron James is a real nigga. J.R. Smith signs a one year deal with the Los Angeles Lakers. I'm just going to let you be free for a minute. Exactly. Because I ain't mad at that. J.R. that nigga man. Salute to J.R. Yeah, yeah. The White House. He giving up his whole salary right now. Colin Kaepernick got a documentary coming out with Ava DuVernay. Is that how you say that? Yup. I said that shit right? Yup. Ava DuVernay. Yeah. I'm a big fan of her but for some reason I just don't feel like she would like me. Why? I don't know. Ava DuVernay would love us. I don't know. She probably like you. Fuck with us. You know, I ain't the nicest nigga. For some reason they don't come across that way. What the hell? I'm really the nicest nigga but I don't know. Whatever. The NFL going to play lift every voice. I don't know who made this the Black National Anthem but I kind of disagree with that shit. I don't know the words to the Black National Anthem. I do. All of them? Not the second verse. You know verses to songs nobody gives a shit about. You're right. But I know that one. I'm just saying I don't understand why the NFL. What is that going to do, NFL? What is that going to do, man? Oh, this some bullshit. The WNBA Atlanta Dream co-owner, Senator Kelly Lofler. She is against the WNBA's support of Black Lives. She wrote a letter to the WNBA Commission. Kelly Lofler. Fuck you. I'm glad that news was on the page by itself. What type of motherfucking man that some niggas want to stop getting killed? That's some stupid shit. Exactly. Speaking of stupid shit, there's a lot of stupid shit going on. What you got? We got a... You got to read all that shit. No, I'm not going to read all that. Only read the shit that injures you. TI calls out 50 Cent for a versus battle. Yup. You want to see that one? Hell yeah. I want to see it too. You know when we tell you the day I stopped becoming a... I used to be a 50 Cent fan. Not saying that I did the wrong 50 Cent. But when he dropped Candy Shop, and then he dropped that amusement park shit, I was done. Okay, you ain't like that? I did not like that. Okay. My favorite 50 Cent song is called In My Hood, and it's on the Massacre City. In my hood, niggas is grinding me. I go nowhere without my strap in my hood. Niggas screw their face up at me. Or some real shit son, they don't want me. Come on, nigga. That nigga with the fuck up. Hey, that's one of the hardest 50 Cent songs, bro. Right, it is. But Tip Boy... Tip got some hits. Tip got hit hits. And they're going to say we're showing... They're going to say we're showing favoritism because we fuck with Tip. But that is not the case. I think that would be a good battle. Me too. That would be a good battle. And I think that to salute the Jada and Fad that did theirs, that was dope. I just think that it would be dope to be able to see that coming together, man. That's true. You thought that one was going to be closer, didn't you? It was closer. A lot of them versus battles, you got to watch back again. Because when you watch it the first time, you caught up in it, and you know what I mean? You see how it goes. But when you watch it back, it don't be as distanced as it seemed when you're reading the comments and all that shit. Murr. But the TI 50 would be a dope one to watch. When I watch it, I don't ever really see a clear winner or loser. There is no winner or loser. Everybody wins. Everybody wins when we do that because it's really putting black excellence on display. Right. You know what I mean? And all of this shit, they going to promote it. Who would you want to see Marvin Gaye do a versus battle with? Who would I want to see Marvin Gaye do? Ooh. Smokey Robinson. Ooh. Even though Smokey came out with the gang bangin'. Gang bangin'. That shit a hit. Fuck y'all, nigga. Smoking that smoke. Wasting your time. Gang bangin'. Hey, that shit is a hit. I don't give a fuck what nobody say. Salute to Smokey, nigga. You can't do no wrong. Okay, one more. Who would you want to see the Isley Brothers in a versus battle with? The Isley Brothers. I want them to do a versus battle, but I want them to be sitting down and they nephew having to play the shit. Yeah, they going to have to. Yeah, somebody grandson. Isley Brothers. Who would be a good nod? The Isley Brothers versus the OJ. Oh, that would be hard. The OJs. Boy, that would be a cold one. Them niggas get to drive in them class. See, it's so many, man. You know, I like to see Frankie Beverly go against him all the time, too, man. Frankie Beverly. Ooh. Who do you think Frankie Beverly be a good guy? Uh, shit. Frankie Beverly. I want to say goddamn hell yes. That's exactly who I was about. The Gap Band? The Gap Band. Charlie Wilson. That would be dope. The Gap Band versus the Maze. Whoo. That would be cold, man. They ain't versus. How about us, man? We can set these lineups up for you. Come on, man. We ain't doing too much of that shit. All right, now we got to be obscure. Obscure versus battle. Obscure. Obscure. Obscure. Little mama versus... Let me think on that one. Let me think on that one. Little mama versus whoever made the chicken noodle soup song. Yeah. Little mama versus Bianca. Bianca. Little mama versus Bianca. Yep. Obscure versus battle. Ace Boogie in the hoodie. Ace Boogie in the hoodie got some hits. I know, but who he going to battle? Who he going to battle? Shaq Glezzy. Shaq Glezzy. Salute to Shaq Glezzy. DC Mega. That would be dope. That would be dope. That would be dope. I like to see... You know this would be a good one. ...the new boy and little baby. Ooh. Go with the new young Mega shit. Why you shaking your head? You don't fuck with that one? Why? Don't you? You ever listen to NBA young boy? He had to battle somebody. He had to battle. You haven't. So that's what I know. When you said that, dad let me know. You ain't never listen to young boy. He might have to battle Lil Uzi Vert or somebody. Lil Uzi Vert or not. Lil Uzi Vert would have to go against somebody. Vert would have to go against somebody else that's... No, I'm not Cardi. Travis Scott. Yeah, Travis Scott. You know what I mean? Because Lil Uzi be going off, man. Ooh. Meg Distalion versus... Lady of Rage. Swish it up. Oh. Swish it up. Queen of Tifa. Queen of Tifa. No, that wouldn't be fair. That wouldn't be fair. Yo, yo. You can't play with my yo, yo. That was a clay, Lil Uzi. That shit. Okay, give me a one hit. Give me a one hit wonder. Uh... What? What? This is back for... Smiles and Soundstar versus... This is why I'm hot. But look, this is the killer. This is the killer though. This is the killer. They got to play the biggest song first. And then they got to play the rest of the album. That's it. The shit nobody heard. Nobody heard it. We get to judge which album was the best because they nobody heard the shit. Salute to everybody. But we try to... Hey, this is... This shit worked. Don't be offended if... That's a good... That's a whole other land. Niggas got to play the first album. The first album. The first one. Even if we now... If you got one... We need to have a one hit wonder versus where they play the biggest song first. Get that out of the way. And whoever got the best songs that they play from the album is the winner. Oh. Man, we... Versus hard letters, man. I'm telling you, we can be on the marketing team. Give me one more. Give me one more before we dip. Give me one more. One more. One more obscure one. Obscure. Oh, Silk the Shocker. Silk the Shocker versus... Versus... Oh, somebody crazy. Crunchy Black. Crunchy Black. Crunchy Black do got an album. Crunchy Black definitely got an album. And it's the same type of rhyme style. You know what I mean? I mean, that is a style. The style is the no style. You know what I'm saying? Because Crunchy Black just get on the song and talk, yeah, I rock. Yeah, I steal. Yeah, I put your body in the field. That was very descriptive, Crunchy. Appreciate that one. That's a classic. Obscure one. We got to get one more. One more obscure one. Obscure one is that people wouldn't expect to see. Let's see. You know who I like to see go against them? I like to see. And this is the upstate in New York. I like to see AZ underrated versus battle. AZ is one of my favorite MCs ever. That nigga is so cold. But guess who he gonna have the battle though? Cool G-Wrap. Cool G-Wrap. AZ and Cool G-Wrap will be... I'm not talking songs. I'm talking style on this one. Style. For real. Because I mean, if you ain't never listen to AZ put forth that effort that he put forth on the mic, man. I mean, he just cut... Life's a bitch. Listen to life's a bitch and listen to AZ verse. Visualizing the realism of life and actuality. Fuck with the baddest of personal status. Depends on salary and my mentality. Money you're orientated. I'm destined to live the dream for all my people. Never made it. Boy, went crazy. But Cool G-Wrap is the first gangster rapper. I mean, like that really got on the mic and said, gangsta shit. Like, I'm gonna pull up to the crib and shoot you twice. That was that nigga. It's another nigga like this one. He's just about hearing what you're talking about. A nigga Ray Kwan like that. Ray Kwan. I like how Ghostface would come in and he's like, he'll never start the verse. That nigga, like, he was just walking in and he just start wherever he came to the mic. Yo, I was outside. Had the wallies on. She came from Coney Island. She had a... I was like... Exactly. Every rapper's a story, nigga, but it just sounds so believable. Pluckin' roaches out the cereal box. Come on, man. I didn't like to sleep with John John. He peeped the bed. Mommy was the toilet paper. Used the newspaper. Yo, man, you know who I like to see go? A-Ball and MJG. I like to see A-Ball and MJG and even though, you know, he's not here no more, UGK. That shouldn't be two hours. Exactly. That'd be two hours. My idols, man. That should have turned into a mixtape. Salute to Miss, you know, Brutler, you know, she showed us everything. Okay, this would be crazy. I'm gonna get your opinion on this. Down south shit. New face. What you think? Project Pat versus juvenile. Ooh. That'd be tough. That'd be tough. Okay, so what's Project Pat's high? Chicken head? Uh-uh. I think Don't Save her probably be his biggest charting song. Don't Save her. We'll probably hit Chicken Head. Don't Save her. Don't Save her. Right in the... A-Ballers. We be on some twinkies, twinkies. That's from the choices soundtrack though, That's Chicken Head. That's Chicken Head. Yeah, so Chicken Head. You know what I mean? But that'd be a tough one right there. That'd be a tough one. That'd be a classy. See, man, they don't got this type of mind frame or they need niggas like us to put these type of joints together. You're wasting all of the type of shit that you could put. Some of these motherfuckers definitely ain't gonna say no. You just gotta ask. Damn. Incarcerated rappers. Incarcerated rapper. Shit. Okay. Now you taking it all the way back. Oh, C-Murder. Yeah, C-Murder. Shine ain't locked up though. Shine and Belize. He running for like senator now. Salute to Shine, man. Good luck with that. Incarcerated rappers. I like to see Fat Trill because he Incarcerated right now. I like to see him go... Oh, C-Murder and BG have been hard. BG, that's different. But you know, I just fuck with Fat Trill so you'll have to find somebody else that's locked up right now. Bobbi. Bobby Shmurder. Bobby Shmurder and Fat Trill. That'd be cold. Man, we gotta move on. We can do this shit all day. We could do this shit all day. What else you got? You know what? You know we gotta talk about because we wanna talk about it. What, man? Like, we gotta talk about it. What is it? We've gotta talk... That's enough. Goddamn it, man. God damn it, man. Boy, what the hell happened over there, man? I'm gonna start playing some video game music, man. This nigga start playing the extra board music when we said that shit. Man, what the hell? Listen, Carlos Miller. No, talk to me, man. Talk to me. I don't understand. I don't understand how you wanna fuck up a situation that good. That's the angle you're taking. I just don't understand. You mean to tell me that you sat down with the Fresh Prince, and this nigga gave you the okay to fuck who? And you don't take that as the biggest. That right there, I don't understand. I'm grateful, man. It's just ungrateful. Ungrateful, man. I'm sorry. I respect all that love, shit, and all that that's cool, but it's ungrateful. You don't never supposed to speak on nothing. Right, ever. That happened. But here's the thing. While you were spending the night on Will Smith and them house. Will Smith and them was nice enough to let you spend the night over there. I don't give a shit what happened over there. You don't supposed to leave that house and say a motherfucking thing. And say a word, man. I don't understand it. I don't understand it. I just hope that whenever Jada comes out and talks to herself on the red table, because that's what she said. She should be on there by herself. She gonna be on there by herself. Whenever you do that, Miss Smith, I hope that you come out and be like, you know what, yeah, this how we live it. Cause y'all have the ability to make that shit cool. And I don't think that we need alternative ways of living to be put forth to show that the customary, social customs that everybody's been subscribing to is bullshit. Boy, you in your bag today. For real, if they bullshit. Can you imagine watching an interview, bro? The nigga on the interview talking some heavy shit and he said, he fucking even tell her emotional. And you find out this nigga said over your wife that you didn't gave him permission. You gave him, do you know how mad I would be if I was Will Smith and this nigga then came out and told all our business, well, you know, Will probably was like, man, I don't know about Slim, man. You know what I mean? I don't know about that. They could take him probably like, man, it's cool. That might all the week, all this is a legend. This is all a legend. It's all a legend. But this figuratively speaking, if you sit down and have a conversation with Will Smith, first of all, just having that happen alone is a privilege. That's a privilege to be able to sit down with Will and get that type of energy exchange. And then when you build up the right to ask that man, look, bro, I fuck with all that, but I don't want to be disrespectful. But it's gonna seem weird. Matter of fact, bro, you got something to drink real quick I can get. All right, yeah, man, I just was wondering, man, because, you know, I'd have been over here a lot. You know what I'm saying? I, dawg, I've never been treated like that. Hold on, hold on, hold on, bro. I've never been treated like this before. And I just want to say thank you for all your hospitality. But there's like something I've been having on my mind. I wanted to speak to you about, but I really want to fuck your wife, bro. And I don't want to do it because, bro, I mean, I ain't never been treated like this before, dawg. Like the way you're actually... I don't know what you're saying, bro. Listen, bro, I don't want to seem like I'm being disrespectful. But, you know, because all this stuff over here, bro, I'm talking about, I come in, you got a whole side of the house that's like the fresh Prince of Bel-Air mansion, bro, I ain't never thought I would even experience this shit like that. What you getting at, dawg? I'm just saying, like Jada, like, she... What about her? She be walking past. My wife? Your wife. Yeah, she's amazing. She be walking past sometime, you know what I mean? Oh, they walk crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they walk crazy. And I be looking and she be looking back. And I... Like, what you mean? Like, that's how she be looking? Yeah, it's like... And I don't be wanting to, you know, be in your house and be disrespectful. So I just was wondering if I could... Bro, stop right there, man. You were... And you at my house, you at home, bro. Whatever is in here is yours. You make yourself at home when you're at my home, man. You part of the... Look at me. It's the fresh Prince you're talking to, man. It ain't nothing in this house you can't have, man. You ain't even been in all the rooms yet. You don't even know that we got a room with just the same colors your birthday. Stop crying. Stop crying. Stop crying. I didn't want to be... But I thought that he would be cool enough to... Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hold it right there. Hold it right there. I got to go shoot this movie. Be here when I get back, bro. I'm telling you, you more than welcome to stay, man. But I'm saying I... Nah. And ain't nothing to talk about no more than I said we could? Nothing. Hey, you gonna stay here, you got my blessing. Hey, man, you the greatest of all time. I know it. I know it. Now you think he do that and then look up. He on the set of the movie that he filming right now and see this nigga telling a surreal beautiful scenario like that to people who didn't even ask, man. What if that wasn't... What if this shit didn't happen like that? What if he heard that shit for the first time like we did? Like... Oh, that's it. That's even crazier to think about. He probably call home confusing... Hello? What the fuck going on over there? Why this little nigga saying? Man, listen. If he did find out like that, boy, that cuss out is probably... He probably walked in the house. Whoa! How the fuck you mean to tell me you got this nigga over here? To be the little shit that you don't even think we'll ever care. But you got this nigga over here, with his bare feet touching my floor, bitch. Like, what the fuck? Dude. If he really didn't have a conversation, which I don't think you can say nothing like that. How you give somebody the blessing to do some shit like that? Because that's like... It ain't... Bro, you give somebody the blessing to marry your daughter or some shit like that, but you don't get nobody to... Hey, see, that's why we need them to come out and say, yes, you do. We living like that. That's how we living. Catch out the bag, yes. We don't follow that same bullshit that everybody else follow, and we don't give a fuck that we gonna be judged because this makes us happy. If they do that, it'll open up the world for so many more people to stop being ashamed of living alternative lifestyle. Ain't nothing wrong. Ain't no such thing as an alternative lifestyle. If you're living a life that make you happy and you ain't doing no bullshit to hurt nobody, then be proud of that. But it's hard because if you come out, you know what I mean, and say that you let a nigga fuck your wife or everybody gonna look at you like... I think he broke the code, though. You don't... I think that this ain't them. You give what I'm saying? Like, this nigga can't... I think he them told or the code. I don't know. I'm still waiting on some shit to come out. Man, I can't wait for that real shit. I don't know. I'm gonna be watching. I'm waiting on that shit like the Super Bowl. First of all, I've been a fan too long. Right. The fan and me don't wanna believe none of this shit. Right, but even... But the grown man and me like, man, this shit happen every day. Right. This ain't nothing out of the ordinary. And then you think if they, you know, these rumors been flying around for years. So, you know, if you're a celebrity, it's gonna be rumors. But let's say that it is the case. Do you know how many niggas that did not say a shit is mad that they know that there ain't gonna never be no double back now? Like, how dare you fuck up my situation? Every first and third year, I get to go over there and double back. Now I can't come no more because now I think he's gone. Rules and change. Rules and change. Rules and change. Man, hell nah, man. Yeah, he fucked it up for everybody. Ain't no more spam. Man, hell nah, man. Ain't no more spam all night, man. Man, fellas, if you ever fall into, let one of my dream women from my childhood decide they want to give me some pussy. And I get to talk to her husband. You just haven't said it. And that nigga say he want me to have the pussy too. Nigga, nobody will ever know. I mean, I tell you, because you know what I'm saying? Somebody wants you. I think you're my partner. But that don't count. Somebody do. But just by, you puttin' it off there. Let everything of all come out and be like, hey, chico big. I don't wanna get used to pussy. Listen, yes. Whatever I need to keep a secret, I keep it a secret. Where I need to meet you at. Somewhere, whatever. Laquita, that's cool. That's how you gonna do it? You don't even have to be what? Regina Hall. I'm fuckin' that up. Regina Hall. That's how you livin'. Boy, do you know how, hey, oh, and she a old DC woman. She got that DC mentality from back in the day. I would love for that offer to be extended to me. In no way would I ever be sittin' down in a one-on-one interview. We do one-on-one interviews, but I wouldn't sit down and be like, Carlos Miller, guess what? Welcome back to the 85 South Show. You ain't gonna believe. Bro, that nigga probably was gettin' allowance and everything. Bro, I mean one. Had his own room and shit. Get to play the game whenever he want to. He got his own profile on they shit. Bro, as- Netflix come up. It was Will, Jada, Willow, Jayden. August. You left Trey out. Trey too, but Trey probably wasn't with that shit. He probably was like, man, nigga, my age, I ain't fuckin' with that nigga. Man, I don't know. I just- I can't wait till they address it. I can't, you know, because this is all a legend. 2020 is the strangest place I've ever been. Oh yeah, without question, bro. Without question. I'm telling you, this shit is ugly. I never thought. Bro, that, I don't know. Did you ever think that you would see an interview where somebody said, hey man, I asked this man, the fuck his wife, and he said it was cool and she left me. I can't believe she did that shit. Nigga, Tupac made nine albums. Didn't say shit about it. Nothing. Nothing. Right, exactly. You mean to tell me, you got the, you broke the code, bro. It's like you put a cheat code in in life to be able to get that scenario set up. I don't know. You never say nothing, man. You keep that, and that's just in general. And that's the fucked up part. Listen, tell shit is lame all the way across the board. I'm not about to be publicly talking about shit I do privately. But if a motherfucker was to choose to out you as long as you ain't doing no shit privately that you ashamed of, then I'm like, yeah. Fuck, you got damn right. You got damn right I fucked in the living room with the TV playing baby shop. Cause the kid was sleeping in the other room and we ain't wanted to disturb him. What are you at now? Are they done? Is it over? Is it over? It's what over? It's a pleasure. It's done. Who? Will and Dave? No, the other, the side nigga. Man, hell yeah. He said if he died today he was good. That's how good Dave the thinker pussy is. Her pussy got to be so good that it make you don't want no more. That's crazy. Make a nigga change his whole outlook. That's great to where you don't want no more. And he said I could die today. And I'm straight. Cause I know what love is. I said, boy, woo, I need to make better decisions cause I really have never experienced no shit like that. I ain't never cared about no face. I'm dead serious. I ain't never finished fucking them. Be like, well, go ahead and take me Lord. Cause I'm through with whatever I don't need shit else for me to accomplish. I don't give a fuck fuck my family. Fuck all that. I'm good. I have never, this is what if this got to be what heaven is like. I want to come wherever you at to get some more of this shit. Never. I'm done. I'm done with life, bro. I'm good. Bro, I was telling Marvin Gaye about the shit. Look how he looked at it. This is the strangest shit I've ever heard, man. I ain't never heard of no black man telling another black man, go and knock her off. Hey, but I'm not against that, man. But what if, like you said, what if that's what they just said? Yeah, I ain't against it. Man, if that's how, if that's what make you happy, man, do that. I'm not opposed to that. Who the fuck gonna fuck the same person they whole life? I don't know nobody that committed to that shit personally. I do know one person, but that nigga different. I mean, he'd have met through some shit. So shit apparently will Smith. Cause that's what you sitting down to have in the conversation with. Hey, brother, come in. Let me holler at you. Do you think it was like an uncle field conversation like he used to have with the, I don't know either. And if he did and she break down and she crash, she said, and he supportive and all this shit, there's a good husband supposed to do. What happens after that? That's why I say the only way in my mind that it can really, they either got to either be admit, got to deny it or you got to come on out with it. It's one or the other, but the catch, there's catches in the shit. Cause I don't remember buddy in the interview saying anything about sex. He just said they had a relationship. So she could say, well, yeah, we had a relationship and that we never had sex. He just took the level of relationship that we had. And then they going to try to flip them be like, love ain't sex. That's the whole conversation. You can be in love without having sex. That flips it. That flips it. Like, you know what I mean? Mother fucker fall in love with you without having any intimate contact. So you just ruined this whole shit. Have any intimate contact. So Will Smith could have gave him the blessing to have a relationship that is more intimate with his wife than is socially accepted in regards to being places when they're alone going out and doing all of that type of stuff. But sexually that never happened. That's how they can flip the shit. I think that's what I was saying. I think the nigga took that shit and ran with it. He misinterpreted something, something happened. But to me, that was a glitch. To me, I can't believe it because the nigga said, if I died today. Yup. Now that was a kick. Supposed to come with that. I don't give a fuck who he is. When he said that, if he wouldn't have said that I might have thought that was plausible. When he said I'm ready to go, that's the pussy that did that to you. The biggest hope in the world, J-O-N, because I'm telling you. I said that. Because for real, I can imagine that. You think like whoever's somebody that you grew up loving and you look down and your dick is in her. Whoa, shut up in your mind. You like, I don't think I can believe this shit. I know that's how nigga had to feel. And the crazy part of it. That's why nigga had to feel the first time he got it right. He probably was like, well that's another type of dream making it come true for, especially for a man and a black man. That's a manifesting for your ass right there. They don't get no more manifestation of that. This is the craziest part about that. That's Jada Pinkett. The pussy probably ain't even the best thing about her. Of course not. Nigga, she hung with Tupac. You know them stories, you can sit down and listen to her tell stories about her at Tupac. Having lunch nigga, that has been entertaining to the motherfucker. Like this is one of the most brilliant black women to ever live. There's so many of them that we grew up loving. I'm talking about we grew up loving and if you actually get to a point where you're having intercourse or any type of relationship that's like this, bro, I can't imagine what that'd do to your mind. What if all this time, if you're not stable minded? What if all this time she was like, yeah, go ahead, do your thing. The one damn would give me a boyfriend. And they been playing about this shit for 20 years and then she finally got one. This might just be her turn back. It could be. That's why we need to, and listen, if they charged for that red table talk, I'd pay like a pay-per-view. They got to see it. I got to see it, bro. Cause I just hope that they come out and be like, yes, this is what it is. This is how we live it. You think they gonna bring him on there? Ah, he already been on there. He was on there already. Well, you got to bring him back. Some shit in there. Nah, he done fucked it up. We can't trust you now. We don't know. We can't spend the night. He's spending night privileges. He's spending the night, yeah. He's spending night privileges all the way. You see that picture, when they was together and that nigga Drake was looking. There's a lot of pictures with people about that. That nigga Drake was looking like, boy, I got to work harder. See now, we ain't gonna talk with that. Yeah, that's too personal. That mean we'll really fuck with that nigga if he was giving them a massage. That mean, I mean, I'm talking about like, trust them, like, bro, you good, bro, you hands strong. Jada told me, go ahead and hook me up. You part of the family, that's how it go. That's how it go. Hey, man, that's how it go. I'm not opposed to it at all. I salute it if it's real. That shit is strange. Word. You saw that picture of Queen Latif was standing behind them like. Yeah, cause Queen know. She knew what time it was. She was like, yeah, cause she ain't said it all. Y'all, that probably went over y'all head. People are crazy, man, but that shit. You don't realize that. They'll realize that what they did, I mean. Oh, they was in that movie together. But at the end of the day, man, this shit ain't surprising to me. It's shocking, but it's not surprising. No, nothing is surprising this year. It's a lot of shocking shit, but nothing is surprising. And that was extra shocking. When I seen him having the one on one talking about how he was willing, he good to go. He good to go. And we don't know him personally to know what his personal mental stability and all that shit that they get to talk about. But the bottom line is that you have reached the level of life that most men will never attain. You know what I believe? This was made the shit believeable to me, though. Will Smith, every time he sit down, he sit like this. I think that is so bitch-bait. I just never would flip like this. What type of nigga sits like this? That's the OG way of sitting there. That nigga got his thigh on. That nigga's old nigga sat like that. No, I ain't never. W.E.B. Du Bois sent him nigga sat like that. No, bro, it's never accepted that shit. That's how the Negro sat. I ain't never gonna accept that shit, bro. That's how the Negro sat down. Any motherfucker who sit like this, man. That is the Negro right there. Fucking with that. That is the Negro. That is the Negro male right there. I don't know how these niggas built, but I'm not about to sit over my dick, man. Yeah, that shit a couple with me. I think after you get further. Why the fuck would you do that? Your legs are feeling different. When after you get 40, you could just sit like that for a long time. Hell no. OG niggas, you would see an OG man. I got uncles that sit like that and I know these niggas. Every time I see an OG niggas sit like that. Come on in here, nephew. What's up with you, baby? I'd be like, bro, if you don't goddamn fix your feet, nigga. I'm like, okay, Auntie James. Hey, that's the Negro right there. Negro sit like that. I don't know how they out there. I would never accept it. I'm sorry. Man, this shit is wild, bro. What else can, it's not even worth asking what else this year got to offer, bro. This year gonna be crazy. This is the first half. What you think the second half gonna do? Once that cold set in that real good set. The winner is watching this shit like, it's gonna hold my bill. Wait till it's my turn. You think you did something with your little chest flu. I'm about to give these niggas the boo boo. The winter time, when it get cold and the leaves start falling, you start looking outside. They found the bubonic plague in China. Right, I know. The bubonic plague, the shit from the fucking dark ages, nigga. It's back. It's back. It's back. Listen, man, this right here is a cold one. Nobody would have ever predicted this shit. Where is Ms. Cleo? We're gonna get a throwback event watch. It's gonna be something. Cause it's too much shit we ain't heard about. Whatever happens to the opioid crisis. My folks just put their opioids down and went home with quarantine. What the fuck happened? Oh, it's a lot of shit that got swept under the rug. Nigga, they might be in the crack ever back. It might be 10 more years of crack cocaine. We don't know what these motherfuckers gotta say to sleep. Anything is possible this year, bruh. Anything is possible. I'll tell you what's not possible, you going back outside safely. That's not possible. That's done. That's done. That's been done. But once it get cold, cause you gotta think, regular sick season ain't even came. You know, it come a time where everybody be sick anyway. So now, when regular sick season come, on top of what's already been going on and it's cold outside, ain't nobody trying to go outside, no way. That's why we need Anthony Hamilton to send the 2020 wrap up. I will not accept anything else, but Anthony Hamilton featuring Fantasius. We need them type of voices to wrap up this year. I don't want to hear all that rap shit is cool. You niggas rap. Yeah, you can rap in 2021. This year, we need some soul on the 2020 wrap up. Can we get a street version featuring Rye Wave on that? Oh, well, he can do that. He can bring some pain to it. That nigga sad on every song. Yes, he do. And I don't appreciate how he slapped Lil Rye Rye. Oh, he didn't sell? He had to do that. You know, we've been fucking with Rye Wave for a long time. January to January. January to January. That nigga Rye Wave been going through it since he was 15 years old. This nigga got grown man problem. They been killing that nigga. Don't Twitter fuck with Rye Wave so heavy, but they always be making like little clips of his song. You know what I mean? They be like, when you run, when you're in gym class as a teacher, ask you why you stop. And the nigga be like, because I can't breathe. The nigga was on the little clip. I'm like, because I can't breathe. I gotta get on Twitter more, man. You do, man. That shit is so funny. I gotta get on that, man. It's just like a comedic orgy to me. Man, listen, I seen a clip that a nigga sent me with the dude squirting some water in some baby spaces and one of the babies had on some glasses and his hairline was fucked up. They was like, why you do chico bean like that? I cried. You ain't see that shit? And they squirting the goddamn water in the toddler's face. But he was like, what the fuck wrong with you, daddy? Man, that shit had me crying. Twitter is a special place. Now don't go on to Facebook different though. Facebook is the gutter, the gutter nigga. I went on Facebook on accident and see my auntie telling all her business on the internet. I was like, God dang. That's what you saw recently? Recently. I go on there. My little brother sent me a gang bangin. That's who originally sent it to me. And I went on there and clicked on the profile and she was telling shit that didn't, I'm like, oh, Facebook is. And then people up under the comments agreeing. Facebook, I was on that bitch the other week. Facebook is like one of them. Have you seen this dude? He a little person, but he a gangster. He like, cut up, got a bunch of tattoos and shit. Yeah, I said that. Little, this dude, he was on Facebook live. And somebody had said that one of these niggas was his cousin and this nigga, this shit killed me. He was like, who ain't my cousin? They my real cousin. They my little cousin. But this nigga for about six, three, I'm like, you the little cousin. Hey man. Facebook at different places. A lot of aunties on there. Definitely. J-O-N, you good? Looking like you got your stimulus check. Check out our new art, bro. You see it? You see that one right there, that one cold? Yeah, we about to redo our whole trap. Yeah, I got some artists coming down too, you know what I mean? So we doing it, man. Salute to everybody that's fucked with us enough to show up and fuck with us. Hey, before we go, I got to ask you this. What's up? If your chick came over, you're like your chick. You say you don't fuck with them like that. Your chick come over your house. She say about her other nigga. You gonna console her? Good question. Yeah. Yeah, depending, I'm not gonna talk about the nigga. I'm not gonna sit and have no conversation about no nothing nigga, but I tell her how I feel like she can feel better about herself and not worry about what nobody else does to or for her. If you was Will Smith, what would you tell your wife right now? What did they talk about before they go to sleep? I don't even know. I wouldn't do nothing. I'd just be disrespectful to walk around the house rapping summertime the whole goddamn day. There it is. No conversation. I'm speaking in all lyrics just to be a asshole. You know the fucked up part? August coming up. Well, yeah, it sure is. We just hope Jada don't July. Get the fuck to it. You'll get that one, too, Captain. Hey, man. July. I'm not about to keep doing this shit with you, man. We are this bitch.