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Uploaded on Jun 8, 2011

Dowload the album "Thugged In"!!

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Directed by Adam Hammer

Camera by Emmett Short

Jonny Loquasto

Yassir Lester

Sandy Danto

Brandie Posey

Pisha Warden

1st verse:

They call me Quasto Don Dottah, King Dick Slinger
Half the bitches I fuck end up on Jerry Springer
This aint' nothing but a fling-ah, your name I've forgotten
I'll sautee your Vah-Jay-Jay like Potatoes Au Gratin'
Then you're gonna get the Shaft like Richard Roundtree
or like Dolemite I'll put some Kung-Fu on your V
Call me Robocop, my machine gun is on the loose
Like Encino Man I'll make sure that I weeze all your juice
Just like Benjamin Button, I'll make ya feel young &
Then we'll adopt a few black kids like my name is Phillip Drummond
They say DIfferent Strokes for different folks
But my dick is so numb 'cause I drank some 4 Loko
Just like Whitney & Bobby, I really want the crack
So spread it wide for me while I eat this Jumbo Jack
Quasto's in the Major Leagues, you're invited to the show
So move over Soldier Boy 'cause I'm about to Superman this Ho!!

Chorus: I be Doppin' to my Drawls, I be droppin' to my drawls (get ready bitch)
Cause I be droppin' to my drawls
I be Droppin' to my Drawls I be Droppin' to my Drawls (Saddle up Ho!)
I be droppin' to my drawls I be droppin' to my Drawls (Make sure you're hydrated!)
I be Droppin' to my drawls I be droppin to my Drawls (Put your phone on silent!)

2nd Verse:
Now Me Phi Me & You Phi You
Now dress up like a hooker like your name was Wong Foo
'Cause if my dick could talk, it'd have a golden voice
Now put ya lips on it like a cup of Tasters Choice
If I grow a mustache, then call me Johnny Oates
Shout out to Prestige Worldwide & their jam "Boats & Hoes"
You can say I'm the rock 'cause I got a game plan
Lay the smackdown on yo ass with an imprint on my hand
So put this on Facebook & put this on Twitter
Tag my dick on the picture & call it the V-splitter
Now I may only last for a few seconds Love
But i'll fingerblast until ya think your pussy is my glove
If you ain't moist yet, you better call your Doc
'Cause I have a Super Soaker on the tip of my Cock
If ya take this song serious, your mind has been polluted
Now take ya panties off so I can toot it and boot it!!

Chorus: I be droppin to my drawls I be droppin' to my Drawls (I'll fuck ya mouth bitch) 'Cause I be droppin' to my Drawls
I be droppin' to my drawls I be droppin' to my drawls (whip yo titties out)
I be droppin' to my drawls I be droppin' to my drawls (I like your Arriolas)
I be droppin' to my drawls I be droppin' to my drawls (now take ya panties off!)


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