 And it's your girl Shannon Blue Tram here with four y'all It's your boy Jay bitches. Y'all didn't know what it is Shout out Brampton long dick trade We were talking about sex when I was gonna tell y'all now They say that you know this is the size of your foot from here to here This is how tall you are and apparently this is the size of your penis from here. No, it's this one It was the very first time that you had sex. Oh, that was terrible It was so terrible. I was so nervous and scared, but I knew I had to do it because all my friends was doing it My friend I was um, I was in grade 10 Mind you all my friends was tearing shit up for a good. They got good like three. Mmm Three years on me. Wait, what? Wow? I've never thought about this. I went over there took my meat out Do the through the Jimmy on no first. I was so nervous. So I didn't I didn't even I didn't get hard I was just so scared and I started getting sweaty and shit And then just just I don't know the miracle happened and then my meat got hard and then um, I told that shit off probably I Don't have any seconds, but probably four strokes. I'm like, yo And then after making excuse kind of wanted to know that I busted not that fast So I'm like, oh, yo, you know, hey, man, we can't be doing this. I got to do this That's like number one the most average experience and number two a positive experience So why you say it was bad at first cuz I was like man I'm supposed to like I was watching I grew up watching a bunch of porn and I see how they rock in the shit And mine was nothing like that so they should but the thing is though like you grew up watching Latin lovers So it's more like, you know, like what's a lot? No, I was a great tense We had like as soon as I got my first like iPod touch My was PSP What I like this is a great nine really nervous this girl had big rats, right? So her eyes are like her jugs are crazy. That's really cool. He's in jugs So I spat mad game I'm a send and I'm like, I know I was getting somewhere I started getting some flashes, you know, I mean I'm like, yo, that's fucking tight And then he's a teller. Yo, man, don't worry. Just me by myself meanwhile. I'm there No, but there's always other men all the snapchat stuff the other people see it So don't send news. This is a don't say that. Anyway, so gets our house down Day one, there's a two-day thing. It's our house now You started kissing and whatnot and then jugs come out. Yeah, it's great. And then she said, let's do it. I'm just like For real? I'm like, okay, you know, I mean, let's freakin do it man And she was naked and I was like like fully clothed You got his backpack on. What's going on with my backpack? Yeah, let's do this. I could not get hard I was just super nervous and I'm like, you know, let me go put the condom on in the washroom I load up pornhub. So I watch some videos and nothing's happening. I'm like drinking my like dead dig So nervous, I didn't know what to do. I'm just like it's nothing was working. I came out. I said, uh, Yo, my dad's called You the same shit. Yeah, I said my dad's calling me. I gotta go home or whatever I'm saying, yo tomorrow. We have another half day. Well, we'll do this there So okay, so she was like fully naked. I was still in my coat. So I had my shoes on so I was gone So I left next day Yo, I felt I didn't know what was wrong and I swear to God I'm not making this up to be funny. Like I was so like I was talking myself when I got home I talked to my dick. I said, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like I'm not even joking I talked to my dick. I'm say, yo, like why would you do that? And I got right when I got home Um, I got a boner. It was the hugest born ever And I said now you want to come off like you know what I mean? Day two same thing happened couldn't get hard I was nervous this time we're in the basement. It was darker. So I'm like, hey, maybe I was insecure about some shit Didn't work. I was so nervous and that was it. So this is not the story of your first time This is just how that was a better story though. So when your first time actually happened like years later Grade 11 day of no way. Yeah. So that was your chance. That's your one chance. I didn't want to do it anymore I was so scared you waited for two years. Yo, honestly I swear to God like I just wasn't ready and like like it sounds so gay But I just was not ready like because I went there. I went strong and I'm like, yo, like I know I like girls I know it's not that it's just I was nervous. You know, I mean, you said you only have sex with people Do you have an emotional connection? Yeah, and that's like now going forward. That's what you've been your whole time I feel like it's how I've been but I didn't know it at the time I feel like that's why I couldn't have sex with that girl cause I wasn't mature enough I wasn't ready for it because I wasn't comfortable around her. Is it like a Is it really a connection or is it just like you're just comfortable with them? It's a connection because I can't kiss anyone like for me to kiss on like I feel like Like who break your girl, you know, you know what I mean? When did you start your relationship with porn when I got internet with my dad butt internet? Latin lover, you know what that lover is channel 34 tln one o'clock Friday nights Iran for an hour and then right after that was porno valley. Yeah, that's why you're still like a latin lover Like to this day. That's maybe that's my favorite category on porn. Wow I got a psp And I might like a picture of my dad giving his poor innocent kid a psp. No Jerk off Just positive jerk off and go back to your beat the mouse are crazy man, but yeah, so I started um Watching live porn when I was like super young and shit like grade seven and then it made the worst in grade nine when I when I um We got high speed internet sex and uh, no when I try to have sex and it didn't work So I was jerking off a lot more to take all my fussy. It's not all my friends being funny and shit The first time I jerked off first off. Holy Oh my god, I honestly like I was trying to like like fucking grab a shower curtain But it's still coming out. I'm like fucking bouncing. I'm like, yo, what is going on? What's the first thing you drink after? Oh, it was a fucking poster, uh It was uh No, it was like a phone, but it was like a printout like posters and shit It was like they're from magazine, but it was just on the mobile site I don't know how I knew what jerking off was it just I feel like it was just it's just instinct Now you just got horny one day and I'm like, yo I started doing it and then I got right before I was about to come. I'm like, oh, I stopped And I'm scared to make what the fuck is about to happen. I thought at that time I thought every guy could only come once So I know Yeah, and then I swear I used to jerk off in the weirdest places you ever go through that phase like I know every guy goes to that like Ridic like they abuse themselves. Yeah, I'm actually was tearing up and turning red. I thought I hurt myself You should play sad music here. I'm gonna be laughing man. This is serious shit. I'm opening up here I got I got so addicted to jerking off. I jerked off beside my cousin in bed one time Laying down I go on my pants that I chill Wait nothing happened Start going and then the bed started going like like started squirming a little bit Then he's like, are you drinking? I was like, no, what the fuck? No I thought that he would say that I jerked off on the stairs one time because you're not real talk because your basement was getting done It was being renovated My room was down there. So I had to sleep like for like three months upstairs in Tron's room With my other two brothers and then um, I mean with my other brother That's recent and then I could yeah, no, what? Hey, there's a long time ago. Okay grade nine. I became a mature young man Because a lot of dudes go through this like I think that I have a problem like I'm sick like I Jerked off I mean, we're all like, you know Like I think it's good for them to know that like it stops at some point like you could and now you can resume life I want to play myth or facts. I'm gonna say something that I think and you're gonna say oh, that's sick. Let's do it. All right You've had sex with a porn star myth myth So when you guys did shit porn star say you never saw sets porn stars ever no You have multiple women at one given time myth or fact myth All right, wait, but hold on. What does that mean? I talk to a lot of girls now, but like No, you're like oh, I want to fuck you. Oh come over to Tuesday nights. I could like not like I talked to him like hey What's that be good? Like I wouldn't think of you guys as boyfriend material. Wow. No myth dude. Wow. You know what it is That's your dad. Was that it? Was that it? Myth or fact you have an addiction to porn I'm not a myth. I'm not addicted It just helps a lot. I really enjoy it myth or fact you've had sex with famous youtubers We're famous you do it. I fucking wish myth myth myth So all the clubs has never been oh, no, no, no. I fucking wish I want to fuck the shit out Come on guys It's a family show. We talked about your pleasure. We talked about your experiences what you like We're gonna do a quiz on female sexual anatomy. I don't know. Shit I don't know. Shit. I thought you were saying like go in the bed and like show me a move or some shit like that Like alone like Show me your dribble, you know what I was saying show me your stroking. He hasn't like judged me, but okay I can do that. You hold up a good cart 10. Yeah. All right. All right. Let's go. Okay Please subscribe because I'm trying to get to 100,000 subscribers by like Next month or something so your support would be greatly appreciated. Draw five different Arrogance zones on a woman. Arrogance. Arrogance. Oh my god. What am I having? Okay My fetish. Okay. No, but it's not a fetish. It's a kink. What's a fetish one more time? A fetish is when you need it like I don't need it, but like not saying this because you're here But when a girl has like nice eyes as like wow It's so it's so