 I once heard some crazy dude saying that a leopard can't change its spots. I guess a leopard can't change its spots. Uh, I don't know that much about leopards. That was like, really? I don't buy it. It's actually a proverb. That was actually a tiger. I mean, if we can change a man's body to resemble that of a woman these days, it can't be too difficult to remove a few spots, can it? You have the patch sewn in. You can't remove it. It's not like the spots are connected to the body's plumbing system or anything, right? Ha-ha! All right! How hard could it be? Oh, no! You know, Michael Jackson was able to completely remove his nose. That's his nose. And that was way back in like the 80s. And he's snuzzling me. I bet you your average teenager could change the leopard spots. Hey, how about blue? Into being like green or something like that. I could make your spots blue. And I can red like they are. Possibly removing the unspotted areas all together. Please remove it! So you have like one of those hairless cats. Look at those hairless shins. They're magnificent. Except for the bright green spots. Then the leopard would be ready to start a TikTok account and enroll in our public school system. The leopard's like, hey, it's just another furry here. Yeah, I guess he kind of reminds me of you. You guess? I think a furry is a pronoun class these days for those not familiar. Come on! I'm just like him! But, but I'm not sure.