 You're going to build the whole thing out of just plywood. I wanted to use a saw. Can I? Part of the saw came off. Oh, that was stupid. How do we get this? How do we do this? So we're getting things for a doghouse. So what do we need? We need wood. We need nails. I don't know what else I need. Oh, yeah. Start a shingle roll. Yeah, that seems good. That seems grand. Start a shingle roll. Here's the thing that I'm thinking about. Is Spencer likes carpet a lot. But if the doghouse is going to be outside, the carpet's going to get gross. Guess I have to go down here now. Oh, turf. 139. Oh, I don't want to explain that one. Oh, this is perfect. Tiles. Nine tiles. That's nine square feet. Just what I need. Just what Spencer needs. It's wood done, baby. Do I have everything that I need? I don't know. Maybe. I could be missing a whole plethora of things. Am I doing a good job? No. Have I thought about this in any way, shape, or form? No. Other than I need to make a box for my dog. That's pretty much the only thing that I've I just got such a big whiff of big red. Somebody's chomping on big red right now. Something I didn't even think of is not only do I need wood, but I need like nails and shit. Guys, I don't even know what I'm looking for right now. I'm just glancing at wood. Wood. Wood. Here I am, back from home depot. And we've really got ourselves some good tools in here. Oh, yeah, baby. These are fucking hot. Ow. We got ourselves hip top shape wood. Could I fit it in my car? Yes. Why'd you ask? We got wood. We got other wood. There's more wood. We've got, hold on, turf for the inside. We got shingles for the rough nails that I almost forgot. And we've got cock and balls. When we put tennis balls inside, because Spencer loves that. Let's get to building, baby. First things first, I need to do some measurements and I need to do some planning. I have to get my measuring tape. You stay here. I'll be back. You stay here. I'll be back. You can still hear me, baby. Yeah, you might be able to still hear me. I don't know if you can, but I am not grabbing. What do I need? Do I have my drill out there already? I don't think I do, so I'm going to grab my drill also. Why did I put my drill? The drill isn't in the drill zone. Where's my fucking drill? Do I own a drill? Is my drill out here? I swear I own a drill. Not this thing, but this isn't what I want. Well, I better put my drill. Remember where my drill is? I remember. God, it's fucking hot out here. Oh, wait, I need to get a Sharpie. Let's make a fucking house or something. Is this mine? Yeah. Oh, delicious. First things first, we need to take some measurements. How big do we want this house to be? This is four feet by four feet-ish. I'm thinking you need something, maybe. We're going to go around two foot three. Shit. That's about right. If I wanted to use a saw, can I? Well, I can. Legally, right? I don't need a permit. I don't need. We're going to be resourceful here. When my dad did stuff, he always had a pen in his mouth. And so I think I think it's important that I also have a pen in my mouth. Take the first board where I make my mark. We'll have to re-measure it. That's the thing that you want to be doing, guys. You want to be measuring twice, cutting once, right? That's what they taught me back in the war. One foot, two foot, three. Hold on. One more thing. It'll only be a second. Just a moment. Hi, dad. Why are you laughing? What are you laughing about? It's not really anything fun. Listen, so I need your help, OK? Making a dog house, right? So I want this to be 2 and 1 half feet tall. It's just the wall. What's the design of this? Spass pro shops. No, the design of the dog house. I haven't thought of that. You make a box first, and then I'll go from there. You know what? You've really jumped the gun here. We're not even. I haven't even cut the wood yet. Most roofs are like this. So instead of that, there's just one pitch that goes like this from the front to the back on the side. Oh, so one side is taller than the other. The back wall is taller than the front wall? No, the roof to be. Angles, huh? So listen, I want to cut this, right? I have a circular saw. This is what that is, right? Yeah. You have a six foot metal left. No. So here's the line. Can I just cut it like this? No. Well, no, I bought these other things. What'd you get that for? I don't know. This side. But my question is, can I just rest this plywood on the wood and then just saw? If it's tall enough, yeah. OK, I should probably get glasses, right? What are you talking about with this? Yeah, I'm trying it again, but just for spence, because with the lessons I learned then. Well, listen, I'm going to cut this board, and then I'll call you back, and I'll let you know how it goes. All right, here. Well, there's nothing under here, right? I think it will work. Now that's a straight line so far. Is it OK for me to stand like this doing this? You think so? Children watching, don't fuck around with power tools. I'm an idiot. Honestly, pretty straight so far. Pretty good so far. Here's the question. OK, OK, bear with me. Bear with me, OK? We've got this. Here, ready? Ready? Watch. Watch. This is genius at work. Maybe we do some. Now that's. I think that's a good amount of space for the boy. And look how even it is. Oh, well, that's the thing, though, is that this is the two and a half footer. So we've got to cut another board to two and a half feet or whatever the measurement was. I'm not sure. And then we use this guy in the middle for a floor. And look at all the weight that it can hold. I'm at least 200, 350 pounds. Give or take on a day. You know, we've been having hurricanes and earthquakes, everything all painted here in California. So that's what we're going to do. First piece is good to go. Second piece. Come on down. Your turn. What do you think OSHA is thinking about right now? OSHA? They make the rules. Part of the sock and off to pop this bad boy back in. Let me take the matter out. Fuck around with the sock. See? When you're a big, old, strong man like me, you don't have to hire people to fix things for you. You just figure it out yourself, right? You just figure it out. That's the sound you want to hear. Other side. Good. There. Don't forget to stay hydrated out here. It's hot boy summer. And boy is it toasty out here. We need to drill pilot holes. I'm going to put it on gloves for safety. Wow. Good, good. So now, here's the thing. How do we get this? How do we do this? How do you do it? Not sure. Hold on, we'll question my dad. Hi, dad. So here's a question for you. So here's the pieces that I cut for the wall, right? So I'm going to use this as like a stilt, you know? So I'll put the floor on top of this. But I want to drill these into here and screw them into here. What's the best way to do that? Is this a four by four? Yeah. That's going to be the base. You're going to have a floor. Yeah. What are you going to do for a roof? More wood. If you have it like this, hold on. Do you have really short four by fours? Yeah. I had to build things. That's not going to stay up. It's going to fall over. Well, look what they, you know, they said a lot of things won't work, and they did. Like the moon. Well, I'll be back in about 15, 20, and I'll update you on my progress. He didn't really give me anything. Here's what we're doing. Here's the new plan. Put up a graphic. New plan, new plan, new plan. Putting this up like this. Putting this here. I was wondering why it felt so easy. It's not going anywhere. This is really well made so far. Pilot hole, smile it whole. Solidest of the issues born. Have you ever been built like this? Pouvoir? Toss it? Help. Side two, side two. Now, this is where we're really getting to go. You know, my dad said that I never build anything by myself ever. But look at me now, huh? Look at me now, Pops. I'm building this doghouse. You're not even. Look at it. Oh, hold on. Just a process a little bit. Oh, she's going to be sturdy. Now, I'm going to do a couple of those. Come on. This is good. Now, we've got to get one in the middle, all right? And just a couple more guys in here. Take that one out. Now that we've got that side in and on, we can put in. We'll measure. How big is this? Two feet. Got to be. Put this bed up on here. This side now. Oh, it's got to be on both sides. That's going to show you that. Now it's time to drill this floor in. All one piece. Watch and learn. There's a master goes to work. We got this bad boy here, right? Going on the back. Something cool is about to happen. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This is going to be fucking sick. Spencer's going to be the talk of the town with this thing. It's going to be like a Taylor Swift concert over here. People are going to be coming from all over town to see this. Baby, come on. This shit doesn't even write itself. I'm writing it. The thing that people don't even realize sometimes, because they just don't know wood like I do, you kind of want a little bit of space in the back and on the sides and stuff where the elements can trickle in. Now, think of yourself. Well, why would you want that, Ethan? It's called an open floor plan. OK, it's called modern design. It's called reinventing the wheel. Do you think Michelangelo made art by doing what others did? No. He did something new. Do you think Jesus made his first little cabinet by following the rules of God? No. He's the ultimate sinner, which is why he was put in a cave. And he stayed there until he could make better furniture. Then he came out of the cave. Big sail. Big sail for Jesus. That's what Easter is about. That's why you get Easter presents, because it's the big sail of Jesus. Next nail. Good. All right, now you're thinking of yourself, Ethan. The roof's got to be done, right? Nay, let's look what we have here. Ever seen a top of the house before? It's fine. We can cut on top of the roof, because it's going to be covered up. Good, that's good enough for now. I'm going to start off by peeling off this adhesive here. I'm going to put this goober down, just like that. Peel it off, put her down, just like that. Peel her off, put her down. It's a step and repeat process. But look what's happening here. The roof is starting to form. All right, so now what we've got to do is just take off the excess. Just come through here real quick. God damn, this is looking good. We're on to the final step. What's a good exterior without a good interior? Nature's carpet. Oh yeah, this will do splendidly. And that's a perfect interior. Come on. Who wouldn't love this? Who wouldn't love this, huh? Who wouldn't love this? I'm a good dog dad, all right? I want my son's home. I want my son's home to look good. So we don't want just the normal ass shit. We want it to look finished. So one last little stain. A lot of stuff in my life. Had a lot of success, had a lot of accomplishments, but nothing quite brings it home like a gift to your own son. Much like giving back to your own family, passing down what you've learned, all the success that you've had, all the things that you've taken in life, and giving it to your dearest, the one that you care about the most, OK? The one that will carry on your legacy. I couldn't think of a better being to give all of my love to than Spencer. And I couldn't think of another being that I would want to put so much work into something as this. This is a labor of love. And here he comes now to receive his gift. I made this for you, bud. I made it for you. Spencer, Spencer, Spencer, please. Come here. Spencer, come here. Spencer, wait. Go see what's inside. Go see what's inside. Go. Go. Go see. Spencer, go see. Wow. Kind of cool, huh? Kind of cool. Is it kind of cool? Do you think it's cool? I think he thinks it's kind of cool. You're my best friend. Did you know that? I made this for you because I love you and I care about you. And I just want you to be protected from the elements. Right? Thank you so much. Well, everyone, till next time. Thank you so much for coming on this journey. I hope you learned something today. And I'll see you later. Cha-cha real smooth.