 I don't trust that man. HELLO! My throat hurts. It's 2016 again folks. We are here in goat simulator 3. It's happened. It's finally happened. I'm very late to this game. Look at you just sitting there waiting. Oh my fucking god. Yep. It's starting with the fucking It's starting with the fucking Skyrim intro You're finally awake. Oh there it is. I will look back at you, but I need to look at the road Okay, first you know safety first all that oh look, okay pigs Hey, there's another goat Wait, did someone shoot at us start explaining things the house intro and yeah too much roller. Yeah, tell me what's happening Almost aware. Okay, so where do I begin? Huh, where do you begin? Are you gonna hit this person with your yep? I went up to space What's going on with that dude's feet Damn I'm gonna be a cute ride ain't nothing gonna stop this dynamic do what if I have anything to say about it You know, this is a multiplayer game, right? It's a multiplayer game Too bad. I don't have friends. Here we are Look at you. That's how that's how it looks super cool This one could be too cool to be bad for simple stupid goat like you. What are you talking about? Yep Secret place They even say it okay, please don't refund Okay all right Guys look at me. I'm back in action, baby I'm back in action I forgot how fun this can be hey pig How are you? How's uh That's farm life treating you. What's in that? Oh, what the fuck? Okay, Jesus. What's in this? What's up with you? Why are you shaking? Why are you shaking so much? Why are you shaking so much? Why are you shaking so much? It might be the electricity causing for his fucking body, mate. What happens if I Lick I'm licking his ass Come on pig. You coming me If you're my new friend now, your name is going to be jameson Let's go jameson. Let's go. Why do I smell bad jameson? Do you smell bad? I don't think you smell bad jameson I think you smell rather nice. Let's do backflip jameson. Thank you. Is that a hobbit hole up there? It is a hobbit hole How did they get the rights to all this skyrim hobbit holes goats? They're rolling in it gamers. They're fucking rolling in the money. You stay out here. Okay Don't go anywhere. Yeah, we'll bring the door out Dilbo's journey Dude The purity ring Dude Come on jameson. Let's go. Does it make you invisible too? Dude They think that this pig is just being dragged along on the road. They don't even know They have no idea. Can I have a ride? I can hijack the vehicle. I'm covered in oil What is going on jameson? Jesus christ Oh my god, I don't really even know what's happening Oh, I didn't actually mean to come down here Well, we're all dry now No party don't you my friend? I need to take you with me because we have to go for a fun party We have to go to a fun party jameson Yes, the more we bounce the higher we go the higher we go the more we bounce Yep Oh, fuck. All right jameson. I'm gonna leave you somewhere safe somewhere secret somewhere safe Oh, maybe I'll take you back to the thing. Where is it? Ah jameson, you're gonna chill here. You hang out with these folk. All right jameson. I'll lick that ass another day. What is this? Dude mermaid combo dude, that's sick At least the power of the ocean I can throw fish in people This is incredible. What is that? This is a apple Forbidden fruit the wrath of the lord is upon you In in what way the electrocution way. I don't have insurance. Well, you know, that's america for you Oh, he's sliding this asshole. What is this? Tinfoil hat. What does the tinfoil hat do? Am I just a conspiracy theorist now or Do I have new cool things? How do I get up here? What the fuck is up with you? I got another goat guy Dude, I just performed conilingus. Hi jacking the vehicle Sweetia It's like Ikea. Do they have the big parking garage like they do at Ikea? Well, hold on. We're gonna do some We're gonna do some parking real quick. Hold on. Excuse me. Well, I kind of want to back in actually I think backing in would be fun. Hello. Excuse me Hi, sorry. Just trying to get a space really quick In here hold on good All right Can I go in the store with the car? Oh, I must be able to There's gotta be a way Whoa, what? All right, good. We have kappa and we have we have floor and we have gronska and we have Little guy a bit of suey in every box. He believed you would love it. Don't like it. We will come Okay, that's just a smegma Nope, it's crazy. I don't want anything from this store, but I do want this I want to hijack the vehicle The zoo is too. Can I become a animal? Hey, excuse me Dude, look how big he is comparatively And I've got him by the legs and there's nothing that he can do about it and I'm gonna drop him in a river This is big of a goat Free you're free Get this asshole out of here. He doesn't own you. He doesn't own you. You can do whatever you want. Get out of here Come on. Get out of here. I said him free. Yes Yes, everyone be free You be free of capitalism get him out of here I got a hat believes official limited edition baseball cap Is this a real whale? It's a metaphor Oh, wait, I do. I have to free him. I think I have to bring him to the ocean Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on Come on billiard Come on clip through the tree. Come on. You can do it. You can do it I don't think you can actually do it. Hold on Jesus christ Okay, hold on. We're actually kind of close though. Hold on. We can do this. Come on. We're gonna free you We're gonna get you out of here. Come on, babe. Let's go. Hold on. We can do this Come on Yes Yes, okay. Now we just need to go to the sea go What else do they have over here a dolphin show? You're not a dolphin You're not a dolphin. You're just someone posing as a dolphin. You're a phony. Didn't I didn't I get you uh, Didn't I get you guys out of here? God, there's so much world to explore. Uh, it's mine. The hell is kabirth Oh, they have nice cars in there. I'm gonna take this one Because it's cool and we're in new york city Fucking oh Shit, I had no idea they had a I can shoot oil barrels Be what my Be fucking wool How many of those fuckers do I have dude? This is lit ass. This is lit ass fuckery around here alt f4 When mother comes in new york in new york I want to wake up wait a city Ramb is the who for them Oh god, we can go to cannon up to the roof of them. Can we aim this cannon? Jump in dude that came with us. What the hell? Yep, hold on We bouncing about see this is nice. We can just Jump as high as we want to do you think We could jump to the top of the sky. How high do you think we can jump on this? When have we reached terminal velocity on this jump terminal height? I don't really think we're getting any higher Well, hold on. There might be a little elevator. Oh, there's a little thing. Does this get higher? Doesn't Thank you. Look at the way he hopped They'll be climbing a ladder. I'm untouchable the fuck is this absorb wisdom Dude give me all that whiz Is this what riz is? What are you up to? I'll get to the top of this. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Okay, I think with the goat tower. Well, what's at the bottom of the goat tower? The father the son and the holy goat Why is there construction here? See for words Yeah, yes, please. I'm all stinky Damn So I have to synchronize all the things I have to get into a bunch of goat towers Who the hell are you? It's like hogwarts over here. Wow, so cozy This is sick This is fucking sick Yeah What What I could be Jameson. I want to be this dude Yeah, look. I'm a fucking shark on a skateboard now. This is sick. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding? Are you are they even joking about it? Look at me a fucking shark on a skateboard Let's see where the tide takes us Where's the tide gonna take us wait? Thank you. It's gonna take us there But where's the tide gonna take us? I'm just a shark sharking around Huh, look at me. Look at me They don't even know how to look at me because I'm so damn cool. I just broke my neck on the fucking thing Oh, you want to you want a big fish? I I'll give you a fucking big fish I can grind fucking out. Is this incredible? Do you think that Jameson will recognize me Jameson? You didn't want to stay and needed to go back with his own then you might say well, this is surely Jameson. No This ass doesn't taste the same as Jameson's does. It's not the same It's not the same asshole. I would know Jameson when I saw him I think I think we all would I think we all would you know, he was a special He was a special kind of pig One that you know only comes around Once in a lifetime don't really know if I have much purpose anymore without Jameson around You know, I thought that he and I would sort of Last forever, but I guess nothing does at the end of the day. I guess nothing does You know, maybe Jameson and I weren't meant to be you know, maybe Maybe he'll find somebody better You know, but at the end of the day, I'll always have love for Jameson And I'd like to think that he'll always have love for me You know So Let's just take a moment To Not only remember our relationship But remember Jameson wise it's a pig Not even just a pig but a man I'll miss you Jameson And I hope to see you in another life I could put these on Every step I take What's this? Jameson Jameson James Jameson it is you Jameson Guys he's here Jameson, I love you I'll never leave you again Jameson. I'm sorry. Please forgive me Please forgive me I didn't know what I was doing I didn't know our time is on. I didn't know we're sad. I am so annoying Jameson Jameson for now on it. It's it's you and me, okay It's it's you and me In this beautiful sunset All right, Jameson I love you I love you so much