 I wonder where I can find out all of today's most important stories. First of all, welcome to MTV News. Charlotte Crosby and Stephen Behr have come by to chat about last night's hilarious just tattoo of us. In case you missed it, Sam Callaghan's mate Jude inked him with some serious banter. About that time, his nude webcam video leaked. Sam Callaghan got a webcam with Devil Horns, which I don't think is that bad because looking at it, it isn't offensive, it's just a webcam. He was actually really upset about it. Sam's reaction was priceless. He didn't want his nan to see it. Imagine explaining the story to his nan about him on webcam doing silly things. Not a good look, is it? Ariana Grande sitting on a stool has confused all of us. We've had Ari's insane album, My Everything, saved offline for like three years now, but the internet is still trying to work out that iconic artwork. This all started when Jesse McLaren tried to recreate it tweeting, I've done the research and there's no way her ass is sitting on that stool. And now everyone's at it and you know you're going to fall off a stool in Double Science today so don't play it cool. Celtic Khaleesi replied saying that Ari's hair hides the secrets, whilst Kenny, Michael and Steph all nailed it. And Jimmy's kept the receipts posting outtake pics from the original shoot. Guys, to be honest, I think if we can work this out, we'll probably uncover the meaning of life. No biggie. A Muggle family in Scotland just got saved by the Hogwarts Express. Clearly, someone forgot their Nimbus 2000 as John and Helen Cluit and their four Muggle children got stranded when their canoe was washed away by a swollen river at Lockheilt. The Muggle police directed them to a station where the next train would make an unscheduled stop and yep, you guessed it, the police called the Ministry of Magic and the Ministry of Magic called Hogwarts and it was the Hogwarts Express to the rescue. John told the Daily Prophet, the amazing thing was it wasn't just any train, the next train that was passing was the Jacobite steam train, the Harry Potter Hogwarts Express steam train that goes up and down that line. Now we all know that Muggles think the Wizarding World is just a load of balderdash and luckily the family had their memories obliviated immediately after so our cover is safe. Regardless, we think this is great for future relations between wizards and non-wizarding folk. Thanks for watching MTV News today guys, I'm James Barr, don't forget to like, comment and subscribe and obliviate their Muggles. Stay safe.