 This is the Apollo theater. You know how much shit they've been done in this building Well, you know how many hoes Al Green got in this bitch Nigga hold up wait. Now you gonna have bumps on your face. You know everybody can touch that get up nigga Rick James right after some pussy. You got the chill. These are great bumps. These are the bumps You won't don't put that shit on your face. You know usher touch that shit How you living loose day to day fellas make some noise you in here with your main lady Gotta give my haircut. Come on. Oh, please don't fuck me up Give me straight line. Oh Do it just fine. Oh Look at the chart what a nigga need. I'm number nine. No That's a part. Yeah, gotta be Yeah, you already know the haircut should be free. Yeah, last time I went to the barber shop nigga. Look at me Oh That's right fucking do it, bro. It's fucking good shit. Isn't it bro, bro? It's good shit, isn't it, bro? It's good shit Fuck The vaginas here Uh-huh and for him and for her If you look at it, it'll tell you exactly what it needs Sometimes you look down at it look just like a taco But sometimes when times get hard you look down at it just like a bill for And brother don't go nowhere because you're messing Well, you know, she's from the hood even her boots got bundles DC Annie crazy he dressed like a cloud and she shaped like a tornado Got a big fucking gal in the water in the car because we've been popping X to see all fucking night, bro If you can put your coat on and guide us back to our car Hey, bro, bro, bro, bro, I said if they have a bathroom, bro, hey, bro Give a fucking bathroom in here. Can you guys play some Beyonce? I Had a fucking whiz Those places man that damn they're every black entertainer performer ever This is the mecca. It means gas Pussy like my name past the Wilson Got the jacket on like you're about to go fuck with traffic, okay Oh, yeah I said hey, I bet everybody left a children Shout out to the big to down sit down We had the motherfucking Apollo did a man don't make some noise. We had the Apollo man I can't believe this shit man This is the same stage that I can Tina was fighting on right before For real like you got to understand this look at this is nigga. I ain't never boy. I don't even give a fuck I was excited. I'm like nigga. I'm a rub the shit out that wood They was like pause fuck that ain't no pause nigga. I'm rubbing the wood. I'm a caress that wood That's the hardest wood in the black community right there Everybody didn't touch this stage man Marvin Gaye, that's why what my Marvin Gaye had even DC James Brown, you know, I mean Michael Jackson the greatest R Kelly No, fuck y'all Who ain't listening to R Kelly no more You ma'am, you're not listening to R Kelly no more. You're not well congratulations ma'am Let me ask you a question though because I ain't one of the niggas that try to justify shit Let me ask you a question because this is what I just don't understand about people with dog Kelly shit Did age ain't nothing but a number come out before I believe I can fly It did yet. I still sung I believe I can fly my elementary school graduation So who was responsible for letting a bunch of kids all across America sing a song written by a nigga that was freaking with Children who but I'm supposed to be mad that they put out a documentary in 2019 on lifetime I wish they put out a documentary about black unity since we just believe with lifetime say so much And I'm just saying I ain't justifying the motherfucker gonna ask me the other day you man I can't believe you you don't think our Kelly should go to jail. I'm like, I don't give a fuck We go long as there's a studio in that bitch. I don't care Fuck that nigga lock him up. Just long as there's a mic and a keyboard in there You thought trapped in the closet with the shit trapped in the sale won't be a motherfucker. I can't wait till that come out This is amazing man, we had the Apollo theater this. Oh my god. Look at the big 85 right there man. Listen This is amazing man true story man. I'm my mama was fucking one time with the Apollo plant in the background. I was Upstairs and it's show time and it was hit my mama now. I'm here Also, I'm the only nigga that did come from a single parent household and your niggas used to come through the fuck Your mama that's just me Now I'm telling you if I knew then what I know now when niggas would come over to fuck my mama shit I would have cheated more because I know how much joy you bring to the household when you drop some good dick off at the Single mother household. Everybody's in a better mood. She's gonna let you get a sip of that Pepsi Extra Debbie cake nigga I don't mention them niggas on what's up with your champ. What's up? Hold you what's your grade? Hey my nigga go down there knock it down. I'm trying to ride my bike champ This is amazing man like I come from Washington, DC born and raised and You know my father got killed when I was two You know I'm saying I didn't been through a whole bunch of stuff my whole bunch of shit But I made it to the Apollo theater That anything is possible man It don't matter what you want to anything is possible if we give a nigga like us can make it to the Apollo theater You can make it. I know y'all going through this pride nigga working enterprise out there right now mad Getting cussed out at the counter keep pushing my nigga. You'll get out them compact soon Set out there everybody up top. Hell. Yeah, I know y'all bought y'all tickets from the nigga outside They get right outside selling two for 15 This is New York though. I love New York man. New York is one of the most unique places in the world man, New York is New York is beautiful. You know I'm saying like New York is beautiful the way the women talk here is Real aggressive Girl just see me outside fuck out of here nigga. You ain't special take a picture nigga fuck is wrong with you Then that's how fuck with you, but don't walk away from me nigga fuck is wrong with you son You popped if you don't take a picture with me nigga fuck out of here son Yes, ma'am. What the fuck y'all still waiting want some niggas to show up Shit, I don't know where you get that jacket from G Huh Century 21, I didn't hurt her forever 21. I never heard a century 21. That's some shit you made up That's a nice jacket though. Like what you like you like a Rub-hub bike rider some shit. You got to make sure you they can see you in the streets of New York at night So they got the reflective coat The whole coat is reflective you hit this nigga you going to jail because I know excuse a big lovely lady How you going Got the big sexy girl in the building I like big girls man. I'm gonna fuck this baby. That's right, ma'am. That's right. Boom. Where you at? Where you at? Let me come down there and see what you look like. Let me touch that thigh Touch that thigh right there. Uh-huh. Look at you Oh got that stomach covering up that good pussy like that Yeah Hit it from the back the stomach coming out the good pussy like that. Hey I'm gonna hit it from the back the stomach coming up the good pussy like that I say the big girl big girl like to do it big girl big girl let you use it Yeah, she gonna let you hit it real real deep and then she gonna make a nigga something to eat I said you already know no bullshit meals. She's gonna cook the corn on the cob with the heel Yeah, good girl, you know, it's true. Yeah, let me put some good wood in you You know, she like it. Yeah, if you suck it don't bite it Yeah You already know we don't stop you give me a hit you gotta hit me with the One time one time one time One time one time It's the 85 south shoreline Yeah, hey, we at the motherfucking building. We in the building, you know, what's going down We got a great show on deck for y'all. So I hope you're ready to get down I say, yeah, you already know my name is shiko bean I'm about to keep it real clean and I got the mic and you know, I'm about to get fly Yeah, and get high one time for my nigga on the horn Give him something. Let me see it. Let me see give it to him All of this shit from the bottom, but we hear the Apollo did a man legendary Look at the boost right there. So many niggas have been booed from that booth right there But it won't happen tonight So I'm about to bring my partner to the stage from the west side of Atlanta The coldest young nigga in the motherfucking game One of the hardest working niggas to ever touch a microphone Already know what it is from the west side of Atlanta. Apollo makes some noise What'd you say? Yep, this shit gonna be alright, right? That shit smell like water damage over there Okay, what's up? I don't think he slig. Why you really white? It's just the couch and everybody gonna sleep on when they get booed. I'm like, yep I gotta think about another dream It's my jacket this shit made out of big girl lids All the fat ladies that eat that $1 pizza Now you over a nigga house two in the morning got the boo boo trying to be cute Eating that greasy ass pizza. I love new york. What's happening third row the couches don't match this nigga got an outfit on This bullshit. You're not gonna burn. It's a comedy show. I'm sorry I see y'all in here sitting by people. You don't know It's white people in here boy. This gentrification is fucking us up They didn't even know who it was. It was what we're going. Fuck it Whatever they doing Harlem. We're doing it, too Did y'all know it was the 85 sound show or y'all was just at home crushing up some pills? What do you want to do tonight? Let's get wild. Let's just hang out with a bunch of black folks. Let's go check it out See what these guys have going on Any single ladies here tonight Shut your ass up. I don't know why I want you About somebody wanted you. I don't know why I want you Fuck up. It's why you're single tired of your shit Better get your shit together y'all about to be obsolete Stop lying on your pussy Every woman you meet ain't having sex in three months. Shut up. My homeboy fucked two months ago Oh got quiet. You see how the feelings They being their feelings. Okay. I'm gonna stop What are the ladies that they got a man, but you want another one them the foul ones right there I see you boo got your edges It's the fuck off, okay Those they baby hairs those are infants. You feel me? Laying down the newborns. Okay. Look good. What's your name? Is what jasmine can't fuck with you Every nigga here know jasmine's ain't shit. None of them. They look good, but okay, too real. Let's move on Things be hard pressed wasn't wasn't but they'll agree with anything a pretty bitch say. Yeah, yeah Yeah, uh, uh, yeah Stupid I see these ladies in here got the waist train on stomach still big. I can tell by how you laugh That bullshit on Out of that shit ladies, you need to stop trying to hide that little stomach from us We've been seeing that little stomach every time they get naked. They say the same shit. I'm about to load that little stomach No, you ain't you're gonna lose your mind before you lose that little stomach They gonna find your skeleton that little stomach still gonna The realest places if this brother's the Apollo nigga, you can get booed in this bitch singing a gospel song Give a fuck about your feelings in here. I like it We about to turn this bitch off. Yo, I don't know if you ever been to a 85 self show. Hey, what's up ladies? That's the auntie section up there. Look at all them auntie What's that first Baptist Whole section just smell like dressing over there. Ladies like me like that. Y'all fucking me like that Okay You know, I like growing women because they go right to sleep when you give them some dick You put that dick on them. They get to talking to you like a grandson, baby. If you leave lock that door, huh? Pump that heat up a little bit that dick got me chillin Ooh, there's some chilly dick you got on you young man They'll text you two days later young man. I feel like it's still in there Whenever they can't wait to fuck brother hit you Monday when you coming over here now my grandson gonna be here this weekend I ain't sucking no dick with my grandbabies in the house. Come on. Give me some man. I can't my grandson is still walking See, these are real life problems There's only one grown man left in that there because he been through that They won't suck dick when them grandkids be in their house. Would they brother? Look at the young niggas grandkids son. What the fuck y'all? How you living loose day to day fellas make some noise you in here with your main lady All I do for y'all niggas. That's how y'all pay me back. I can't believe y'all feel for that shit Me cuz you dumb That nigga said colors you motherfucker Yeah, she's gonna beat your ass Much love to all the ladies who got a new lace front. I see a few of them in here Make some noise for your shit. Don't act like you embarrassed now I know it's more than four goddamn lace fronts. I'm looking at two of them right here Y'all need to cut that shit out And I got so lazy with them goddamn lace friends won't even glue them on no more Ain't no bitches like hats Oh, shit got that cheetah prayer That's you You ain't fucking with her. Then you look like the old Gucci man before the charges before the job Hopefully judgmental See a lot of niggas sitting by other niggas. What is that about? I hope that's just random. Y'all didn't choose that, did you? Why dude, that's your man Like you You don't know you know That's your brother like for real I grew up together brother like In the same house Or like same daddy Just homies Had me thinking you done grew up with a white dude. That would have been a hell of a movie Okay, let me see who else here before I leave y'all bring y'all laid ass in here. I knew this five o'clock shit wasn't gonna work Niggas don't even wake up and take a piss about six thirty Babe, I love them braids how you got the baby hat laid down. I know you did that with a toothbrush Yeah, because it's dick. You see Don't try to hide we looking at What you put on them edges to make them lay down what you're using Which kind of jail goofy? Everybody had no it was jail. I wanted the specific kind was it for mixed girls only or what? What you using that olive oil shit teachery You lying you just using my suggestion. Y'all down one Talking with them earls. I put earl on my shit. I didn't even see you right there looking like a good ass third grade teacher Me teaching niggas had a reason what about 93? 83 you a teacher for real? Hey, fuck you lady But that's the energy we want right here at the 85 south show Motherfucking right. That's who the podcast is for niggas who stay up all night and eat pussy at 2 30 when family got come on For real ladies who suck dick to they weed come off winners Y'all suck dick like that like that She grabbed the dick out the air y'all I think that is the sexiest noise a woman can make when she go Well as soon as we hear that shit, we're like, oh you want a boyfriend. Okay. All right, you want a relationship Why you ain't say something when she hit you with that black? Oh my lord Nigga respond with some shit. She ain't even say I love you too That shit right there have a nigga waiting outside your job for you to get off Ain't no pulling up late that nigga been out there saying 407 You don't get off the fast all right Before I go, I just want to say thank you to all the ladies who ever had to take two trains to give a nigga some pussy And then you gotta eat that pussy tastes like train seats All right, man, we about to turn this shit up again. Let me introduce y'all to the 85 south show band Okay, let's turn it up then. We have the Apollo Where my nigga chico bean at And where my nigga DC fly at Hey, where my nigga chico bean at Hey, where my nigga young fly at Hey, where my nigga chico bean at Hey, where my nigga loose legs at Hey, they just drop the beat What they bout to drop the beat I said the lady pussy tastes like train seats Loose legs where you at Oh, them high flaming chico puffs shit I'm too old to be up Have south show at the Apollo. We at the Apollo on the 85th anniversary Then you know that we some killers What the fuck happened to this nigga? He ate some high flaming cheeto puffs and had to shit in old insides out. Shit. That's how I just felt. Whoo What we got in here, bro? Why you take the coat off nigga? That's the nigga that looked like the old Gucci right there Yeah, I had to take my leg skin off that shit was too hot This in case you thought it was bullshit This nigga here came to the party. He can't get lost. Oh shit. What she gonna go this nigga to put on the invisibility cloak This nigga looked like a thunder cloud when you pass all the levels of safety Patrol nigga the greatest safety patrol ever That's the coat you get when you don't need to have a favorite color. He's gonna get me down. I get that green one right now This ain't great. It's fleck. Y'all can see this from up top. Can't you hold up? Thought I'll file that motherfucker right now. This bitch hot. That's a fact. He still got the tag That mean he taking it back. Take on it so he can take it back. Hey Hey, that's a well-known fact that nigga left a tag on it label coke Look on the tag. What is living inside out? What it say jacket jacket Just make sure you take that bitch back before this come out on youtube nigga. They're gonna be mad in the motherfucker Like sir, sir, you wore that you wore that I've seen it I've seen you and the jacket Chico had it on what's up with my nigga right there. What got there cool? Do like a nigga won't go saying that It's an old hall of nigga right there with the cool G and where you from G You from upstate new york, that's what it is. Chico. He got cracking your boots. Yeah. Yeah That means got on a kooja sweater. You know, he been locked up before I know Go get it fly. She ready. Oh Oh, they been smell like mark looking right now That bitch been drinking beer outside Oh G How you doing you look like you've been coming to the polo since it's been the polo Where you from og Queens queens get the money niggas at queens niggas at queens Like that shit behind them. Where you from queens Where he live is behind us. Where you about to go this way This is beautiful. Who you hiding from bruh speaking the beautiful. Look at them inches right there, boy Which one all the braids the gray. Oh, yeah, you got that. That's rihanna cousin brian the right though Uh-uh. She look like that girl. I'm hustling flow. I'll do it. Sit your ways down dola You just be knocking into shit And you got your hair braided like regina king on poetic justice brush your little weak ass fade How you had to get that done like with a little toothbrush So you really took a toothbrush and you was just like I gotta get this shit right here She got a toothbrush specifically for edges bruh. It's a thing in the community. I know some girls I got no toothbrush from the look at the white dude. What are anxious somebody tell me what the fuck they're talking about You know all the white person in here. No, I got him and his wife And then you got this lady. She ain't white. She's not white. She's Puerto Rican. She's Puerto Rican Don't disrespect her. You don't watch yourself poppy Don't make me out to come up there and show you what they do poppy I don't want to have to do it to you poppy, but I know Spanish. You know Spanish. Yeah. Yeah, she's know that You're real Hell yeah Say something I think I don't know shit. Fuck you. You're like, what the fuck? It's just Puerto Rican's got their own Spanish Look at the nigga here. Look at this bald head that nigga right here Nigga look like an NBA 2k character Before you put the shit on them. Oh stop moving. I'm trying to put the hair on you, nigga All right. Yeah, you wear a hat I think we're bald head in a young What y'all fuck with the crowd too much y'all always fuck with me The crowd that's what they here for man. They here to be a part of the show. That's what make the 85 song show so special Nigga try to what the same color as the seat and try to stick in nigga. I see your stupid ass Nigga a burgundy shirt nigga. I see you nigga down like what they can't see me She love you. What's she from? She got more fail saying that shit But there she go. That's the auntie section up there. They got all them aunties It ain't number titties right now. Look right now. Oh, yeah titties I love you too, baby Y'all be loving us until it's time to fuck They don't ever want to fuck now do this. They get over to the crib and get over to the hotel and be like so Is dc really loose leg for real or do we just do that for this show? Like bitch, I don't want to talk about dc I want some gawk gawk That's when I come out in my drawers bitch. He go loose leg I don't want you to love me with your heart love me with your vagina That heart shit don't work on me This is the Apollo theater. You know how much shit. They've been done in this building man Well, you know how many hoes l green got in this bitch Nigga, hold up. Wait, man. You're gonna have bumps on your face. You and everybody can touch that Get up nigga. Rick James touch down right after some pussy. You got the chill. These are great bumps These are the bumps you won't don't put that shit on your face. You know us should touch that shit That's what that niggas say. It's change the world On that I swear my meat hot whenever I pee Just say something bro. My lips burning, bro Feel like I ate a musk of that man. That was just a joke, bro I heard some of usher new music that shit bumping Hey, man, I heard something that new music me make you think irrational National Oh my a dc. He about to drop the breakout single. Oh my god Her piece in plex value one. You know usher watch this shit. He do He's giving them we just giving them some credit. He's a star. You know, he's gonna cold so I'm sorry, man Damn, bro. That's she crazy when you listen to the lyrics now. He made sense though Let him say that your body don't want to let it go let it go What he had fucked around and left his medicine when he got that phone call He was like, hello about the time that he got it Round that time him and Arkella had the same girl. Yep She gave me her be The same yeah, Arkella used to be that nigga. He used to say show me some IDE Before I get knee deep out somewhere. He lost that. Yeah, show show now. He is now. He is this nigga Hey, I don't like this. Everybody in trouble idea was to bring this nigga. I don't know. He will not be here much longer Hey, man, everybody in trouble. Who else in trouble? Man And you know Bill Cosby, oh and he losing his mind they say Bill Cosby is walking around the jail all day Just well when the girl's coming, you know niggas be walking around like this for real, right? What's here? Well, nobody to bother me Hey, if you see a nigga with them headphones on the train leave that nigga alone He is ready to test some shit up That motherfucker is listening to something crazy pour some sugar on me Niggas who be having knee here for me still listen to the radio Yeah, that's the motherfucking rikers island headphones right there Niggas, stand with us to the radio. Yeah, but I had something right there You said rikers island this is new york shout out to all the ladies in here that ever married a nigga while he was locked up That mean that puts it trash Nobody on the streets wanted I see you baby up there with with the blonde wig on looking like puff daddy mama. That's what it is You know puff daddy mama with that wig all the time DC you was talking about some dry pussy as opposed to so dry one time. I thought it was an envelope That shit is so unfair. I know that drug you be having to lick your fingers like you great throw a football Had it been too low. You might have been in the booty If the booty had all that got there mean that was a big guy I'm still amazed at the fact that we had the Apollo theater talking about pussy You'd have been a dope ass Sandman DC You'd have been a dope ass Sandman like a nigga come out to perform and shit Sandman had to be on cocaine. They come out to perform Hey, Carlos introduced me to come out and perform at the Apollo Ladies and gentlemen singing Jesus is on the main line Brother Anthony will This is a challenge. Oh, all right. Introduce me. All right. Wait a minute. All right. Fuck it DC start over then All right. Fuck it. Somebody gotta be Steve. Must be on this side anyway So what you gonna say? Don't be nervous. You come introduce yourself then DC. You be Steve. I used to watch this shit all the time Yeah, bring the next motherfucker Shit, it's on our dancer She name young brother Anthony Wilson And what you gonna be singing for the good people? Uh, I don't know yet, but I'm gonna do something for the people of the Apollo man. I just want to make sure I I just come out here. I just want to say hey to all the people out there to my lady I didn't want to tell you don't waste your time because don't fall right there. Ain't gonna bullshit with you Go ahead Shout out to the women right there. I'm still thousands of cocaine residue in it You didn't make me you downloaded the wrong goddamn shit J. O. N That shit sound like the the horn that come with the nigga with the jacket show up Give it to me one more time and this mosquito round. I heard someone needed to cross the street Is it you my brother? No, is it you my brother? It could be Someone needs to cross the street. Who needs to cross the street Tennis need to cross the street. She go Go to the store. My sister's on wick vouchers. Who wants to cross the street. She needs her milk That milk is full if you don't put it in the refrigerator both y'all got on the same jacket taste across the street But you know she's from the hood even her boots got bundles DC Annie crazy he dressed like a cloud and she shaped like a tornado Says bag of cotton candy does that say in on the front of your shirt and you don't know what to say It's a that should say friendship That shirt it says in because there is no end to it. I love it Her shoes got dandruff in it. I'll tell you that Come on. Let's go back to your seat. Do the shit and I don't know what it's got damn stains The breast on this one You have the mouth they look like squidward y'all miss that But have a seat. Lovely. You don't need to cross the street Take a pen That's a charge That's a charge. That's a charge. Nigga. You ain't looking like pop smoke. That's what it is. It'll be done But there's them in the city different. He got a big head for me. I don't trust that nigga too much space between the braids Yo, stop weighing that man code. He ain't gonna be able to take it back I should take the tag off this motherfucker. You're probably crying like that. He said I don't kill I got a machine at the house. I put that bitch right back on Do them all for the right together Damn, bro. You can't even hide from nobody that month He ain't trying to hide the crossing god Hey, my man from upstate new york stop recording this shit to sell it at the barbershop. All right I know your son. I got the whole shit The whole show be word up since 25 99 b. You get the whole shit assigned word up Gotta get my hair cooked. Come on. Oh Please don't fuck with your Keep a straight line. Oh Look at the chart with a nigga need a number nine. No That's a part. Yeah, gotta be Yeah, last time I went to the barbershop nigga look at me I swear I had a haircut. Yeah, I swear I had a shape up. Yeah, and now my head fucked up I don't know what to do In the barbershop, she in the back is where you find us I'll let the nigga cut my hair. I just go and get a line up. I need that can't cut They'll put they nuts all on your hand and be like, excuse me, bro You understand what i'm saying I done been in a good chair for an hour nigga. I swear I'm trying to go home You supposed to be cutting my hair, but this nigga keep on answering the phone I'm like, damn, who the fucking talking to this more important than my head cut He like hold up, man. My baby mama got me fucked up. So hold up, bitch Yeah, the nigga said we and the nigga give me three I told her hold up. Listen. I want to grab maybe three. He said what you need I said give a couple people my nigga finna hit the DMV Oh, man, the barber always be on that stupid shit. He'll miss it. I'll be like, let me eat right quick Sauce all on his hands. Yeah, it is big smell like them new boys. I don't fuck with him. Got that Come on, come on. I swear to god that it's true. Come on. I know it ain't normal But some of these ladies need to hit the barbershop too Because your pony tail. Yeah Don't have no answer. Uh-uh took that weave off and that shit was the same size as a jolly rancher What the fuck She be laying them down. Yeah, she wrap her head up. Yeah every time she lay down Hold up, nigga coming in with an empty jacket like Hold up, and he got her to the neck on. Oh, what the fuck? Slow up, what the fuck you from? Nigga, you look dumb and you got braces. You look like Carl. You gotta spread them first I don't care what you say. Ain't nobody fucking with pastor Wilson that nigga went crazy What happened with pastor Wilson? You ain't saying pastor Wilson? Man, pastor Wilson was eating that pussy like it was his gate in the heaven. I tell you He was trying to eat his way into the Lord's grace. Well, this is how you know pastor Wilson wasn't playing Pastor Wilson eating ass from the front That whole church going to hell. No, they're not I want to go If that's what the pastor's doing, I want to go to that church. He can't say nothing to me All you heathens. Uh, excuse me pastor. Wilson. I love that nigga That ain't church gonna be watching the video. They ain't go right there Man, he got a church for real. I want that old church. It's gonna be I know that I Love the deep end But you can't blame me Because I was looking for growth You know, the Lord says That you are supposed to eat with abundance Amen You are supposed to eat with abundance. So what am I if I am a servant of the Lord if I don't eat with abundance Amen you see Jesus fed the whole community with 40 fish And two loads of bread. I don't know if it was that many but I had to eat the fish to get the bread if you know what I'm saying If you will turn to first clitoris labia It says a man the vaginas if you look at it it'll tell you exactly what it needs Sometimes you look down at it look just like a taco But sometimes when times get hard your message is strong I'll be saying what she's had to me My brother That's that's the will say Don't live too big Bro, you know you don't have to move some lips out the way before You never had to move no lips out the way. Yeah, that puts a power I get that puts a pep talk when he got the long lips. I've been like, hey fellow. Why the long face? She was confused by that. She was like, why would you do that? It just doesn't make any sense Big head cooch a little If you want to kiss I have to ask the caucasian uh people here How did you guys become aware of the 85 south show? We on the building White dude nervous like you got some cocaine in his pocket. Look how red he is I got a real question. Why y'all lips they chapped get a white person right now. They lips are cracking What's wrong with you? It's winter time They don't lick they don't hate they hate They feel like it's a lava You got two lips and you can't use a whole chapstick imagine being a white man with one and a half lips trying to use chapstick You get chapstick all on your nose and shit We the fuck around we gonna all have zero credit scores. That's the white man That's the white man from Equifax right there. Yeah, keep on with your jokes guy. All right We'll see how funny you are when you can't get a cvs card. How about that? Man, I'm about to give a fuck. I think I work at quiz nose. It's too bad Come to get your chicken sandwich. Okay Fucking hate y'all man. Got the cookie machine working for you Not the cookie machine It has to be awesome to be white though, man Like being white being white has to be cool because y'all don't have to worry about the same things that nobody else in the world has to Worry about like certain problems don't even apply to you as a white man Like you just not even affected by certain stuff, right? Like you just They not fucking they not Oh my god, you think he's gonna hit us for what we did He that man you ain't got to be worried about that Because like black people we don't we don't really deal with the police like that and we call them the police But y'all got some whole other shit y'all got the authorities. We don't even know what that is You can call the authorities. They show up immediately. Hey. Hey. All right. Watch yourself guy Bruh and shit ain't gotta be bored as fuck to be white. That shit ain't boy That's why they always looking for shit to do. You imagine being at home. You're like, I'm going to jump out of plane That shit is boring. They just watch us. That's why they can't dance They just be at our house and try to do our shit. They can't dance. They just gotta stop watching us Let me try to do what we do and be fucking them up. Y'all show me how to do that drop Y'all playing that white man probably get up That white man Playing that white man probably get up here and fuck us up. You guys got me fucked up. Ah How about that chicken noodle soup asshole? How about that white people got one move? All right, watch this here we go Well, you got white people fucked up. You think white people can't dance You ain't never seen them off a country whistle hit that landing. Oh, yeah, that'd be totally Man, they'd be fucking them up White bitches dance like worms. Look at this bitch right here about to break her whole spine Bitch about to break her whole spine Like if white dude see this shit, they'd be like, oh my god, look at ashley She's so fucking hot get those hips white people just look at other people at parties and see who else how cocaine Look, she just named and she was like, wow, they know us so well They're so cultured leave them alone before they white girls start crying. They're gonna shit this shit down She's gonna say one email We had there a parlor they can't shut this down. I used to say a drug Shit bumpy johnson and them got this solidified bumpy johnson and them lock this down in 1960 Look ain't nobody be able to come up in here jack if they don't come up in here They don't don't look like we look baby. They can't sit up in here and if they do they got to pick double You understand me jack You ever been to a white boy? Yeah. Yeah, so drugs ain't no sting no words in the songs None of them What they listening to come in All the white girls be like, hi. What's your name? It's bruce. My name is bruce, bro I would like being what you trying to do suck a dick. What's happening? What you trying to do? My name is bruce Bruce and then there's three white dudes with some glow sticks doing this shit You see the white man walking around with the cocaine Getting there like this and a mic at the party to everybody If you're ready to fucking get down put your hands in the air right now I want to give a shout out to lisa. I want to give a shout out to ron ron's fucking cool Everybody in that's right. Fucking do it, bro. It's fucking good shit, isn't it, bro? Bro, it's good shit, isn't it, bro? It's good shit. Fuck them. Fuck them, bro Fuck them, bro Uh, whoa, that white people be looking when they need a party. They look just like this and they can hit Blackface. Yeah as a as miles apart, bro. It was fucking Crazy, bro Bro, bro, bro fucking stop moving so fast, bro. You know, I'm fucking I know you bro, bro, bro, bro. I'm so fucked up right now, bro, bro, bro, bro. Hey, hey, bro Hey, hey, bro. Hey, hey, hey, bro, bro, bro. You fucking fall, bro. Bro. Fuck bro. Fucking chill, bro Hey, uh Hey, hey, hey crossing guard. Hey Water my guy needs My friend Travis needs some fucking water, bro And and I got a big fucking gallon of water in the car because we've been popping X to see all fucking night, bro If you could put your coat on and guide us back to our car, that'd be fucking cool, bro Hey, bro, bro, bro, ask him if they have a bathroom, bro. Hey, bro, uh, do you have a fucking bathroom in here? Can you guys play some Beyonce? I had a fucking whiz, bro. Hey, y'all dumb, bro. Y'all always fucking with people I didn't say all that shit to the white folks in that boy Oh, man, I went out of my mind was in college. I went to a wife eternity party and that shit was different I'm like y'all went in there and there was this white dude that went to the school and went to Salem Why went to school wake fours? Yeah, there you go, baby, but he didn't go there, but you know I come into this true story. I come in a party like bro So fucking glad you came, bro Before you got here party was here, bro. Now that you're here. It's too fucking Hey, bro. Hey, bro, you want some fucking beer? I was like, yeah, I take a beer No, bro, I'm gonna ask you one more fucking time, bro. You want some beer? I'm like, yeah, I'll take a beer, man Hey, bro, he wants some beer grab his legs. All right I'm like, oh, what the fuck you gotta grab my legs for uh, we're gonna turn you upside down and have you do a kickstand, bro What the fuck is that? It's something really cool, bro. You turn you upside down. You drink the beer upside down. You get fucking wasted way quicker, bro But what? Yeah, that's the shit they do for the po you He's like, you're gonna love it Hey, if you leave and come back somebody gonna pat you down on the way back in Look at he on his way to look at he's on his way to tell his friends. Hey, they're fucking assholes in there Everything Bob the gig is up, bitch. Let me with some motherfucking saxophone I'll shut up to this white man sitting right here on the low now. He likes skin. He likes skin. He say the n word every moon No, he not like skin He's missing. He good. Oh, you're good Yeah, bring that up a little bit. Okay. All right. Make that shit real Play that shit Yeah, somebody funeral He in a better place auntie surel. He in a better place auntie surel, but he ugly though He was ugly before he died auntie surel. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on back to this Look at my baby Cheryl auntie surel. He gone. We gotta accept the fact that he gone auntie surel basketball You know, he got this when he was six. Yeah, he stopped playing Because his dad said he was sorry Auntie surel, you gonna get up off the ground auntie surel. Come on auntie surel. Let's go back to the seat auntie surel I will see you again Get out the casket auntie surel. Come on. Get out the casket auntie surel I want to take his hand with me auntie surel. You put the hand forward. I want to listen to one more song with my baby Auntie surel ain't no music player. It ain't hooked up to nothing. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone auntie surel Auntie surel Auntie surel Auntie surel Jesus gonna miss you cuz We're gonna miss you cuz rest in peace cuz I know auntie surel Auntie surel. He loves you auntie surel. Oh, that was my baby. I know he was auntie surel If it says he was a baby that was my baby. That was my baby. I know auntie surel He loves you auntie surel. That's why we want to make sure you okay auntie surel Auntie surel. We was wondering if he could take your hand auntie surel Auntie surel When you're in hell auntie surel, you gotta take your inhaler You're having a hard time breathing auntie surel. You got your diabetes medicine with you That was my baby auntie surel. Oh, he was in third grade that was my baby. Well, he got grown Auntie surel. That's my name. He started to say everybody. I just want you to calm down Oh, cool. No, you're not. You we can't have you go. We going to the repass. You got to calm down. We're gonna be having a day house We're going to eat food and celebrate his life. That's what we're gonna do That's the repass. We just going as a family to celebrate cuz like he didn't die again. Auntie surel You got to get out that shit. So why you just ain't say that? I did. That's what the repass is auntie surel Oh, that was my baby. I know and we're here with my baby. You know that with my baby. Yes, I do Auntie surel thought the bereavement was at the weep. I know my baby. He always go by me my weed Auntie surel. I'm gonna get off him now Auntie surel. Look, we just want you to know that we had the food stamp card like auntie surel. Listen We had saved life. We're gonna be able to get there back I just want to make sure you're gonna be okay because now you're gonna be at the house by yourself since he's gone And then nobody won't be there with you. I just want to make sure you're gonna be able to function and be okay I ain't gonna come over and spend the night with auntie surel I can't you can sleep in the bed with no auntie surel. He used to pee in the bed It's warm in there. It's the heat still works. That's because he peed. He peed in the bed a lot Auntie, you know he peed in the bed but we got to absorb in bed so we go straight down Okay, I spend the night tonight auntie surel, but just tonight that'll make you feel better, okay? I will spend the night tonight And when that was my baby, that was my baby. That was your baby. Yes, and I'm so sorry but Can you stop now? It's not a good time making me sad You know that was why y'all didn't leave with the funeral. What the fuck? Hey, man, you a dumb as fuck Everybody ain't here to been to a funeral with the real auntie surel. Just doing too much. That's why the shit was funny with no introduction The re-paying He died again. No auntie surel. He did not die again. Hey DC, you ain't been on this auto-tune, bro Yeah, auntie surel. We going to the re-pass New york got some of the greatest pot holes in the game. This is niggas still fixing the Apollo right now You hear let me try to fix this shit since 1965 You you hit one of these new york pot holes your regular radio a skip nigga Taxi driver quick dirty day Got tired of this shit traffic tail. That's how they make their money. That's what it is. Keep building shit. Just keep Building like what is y'all building? You know why they don't get superman live Right superman spider man and everybody but you know why they ain't been able to finish Because they ain't had that nigga with that coat on the guy traffic Because cars can't get through good enough to be able to finish the streets. I can see that How you know I love you too because you got that voice. I love you Carlos Come and get all the pussy you want Just suck it. They can make a meatloaf. No, I'm scared of that kuchy right there. That's that aggressive kuchy I want it You can help by herself. She's gonna turn it to that roach man of men in black. You do not want to do that sugar water What's up, tell them auntie don't play with you you're fucking nigga fucking nigga make him a whole sylvia's plea. That's what you would do I love you Carlos What's your name? Oh, it's what hold on. What is it? Donna Hell yeah, I ain't no young Donna's out here. She probably last Donna Probably last Donna right now. Donna summer them. No, I mean no, you ain't seen those to your old Donna before this Donna was born 1800 bc You know, she own school. She liked vanilla ice cream by itself She just eat there while the power warming up. She making the goddamn that's a real cool. She like that vanilla pecan Look out a nigga besides you look when you said that He was like, hey, man, how you doing? You ever be loving a nigga that's alive while I'm in here Look, I asked the nigga I said, is she girlfriend? He like Not no more Not no more Bruh, that's your lady. That's your lady. How you feel about your lady out here loving her. That's your wife That's your wife Beyonce Bruh, don't man, don't man her. She out here loving other niggas. That's a lie. That's not her father Say you love another nigga again, bitch You gotta be a real nigga. He probably a real nigga. He's gonna grab a hand like a superhero No, what the shit you just said in that motherfucker's jacket? Do that shit again and girl he gonna attack it Keep loving other niggas your ring going back like that nigga jacket Tonight nigga finna go to target tonight. Hey, how you doing? Yeah, I want to return this What's wrong? You just bought it. Uh-uh change your plans. She love another nigga the nerve Finna go buy this ps4. I always wanted Hey, man, we gotta get ready to get out of here because we got a second show I don't want to leave it. I don't want to leave it. Look at that nigga said no, son. No, fuck that b I paid a hundred dollars. I'm we staying Fuck as you talking fuck out of here kid. He folks over here in the wheelchair seats these niggas What is that is that handicap section these niggas? No, they bought them chairs they self They from the Frederick Douglass projects. Fuck that son. I got my own chair, but he fuckers you talking about I wonder how y'all get up there They got up there on the crane Don't keep leaving you gonna fall over that motherfucker. That's what I'm saying. Please sit down Auntie drunk. She on the md 2020. She can't feel shit She's gonna hit her head and be like, I'm okay Please sit down. I did this three times because you might not fall But you might drop one of the britches or something No, one of her titties gonna fall out and just hang over the rails. You're gonna even gonna cash Now she gonna keep on talking and her ditches gonna hit the ground I said throw my teeth back up here and rip them off into water. I can't take y'all ass. No way, bro Man, listen, man. This is the first show first sold out show at the Apollo To all of us. We love y'all, New York. We love y'all, man. Wait, wait before we leave, bro. Let's let's get a picture. Can we get a picture? We got to get a picture It's the first show wake y'all ass up y'all mother with y'all's tired as a motherfucker Y'all in there linked over like y'all ain't on a field trip now. They think about how far they gotta go walk today cause They great go ahead to catch the train to 42nd street They just slid down he rubbing on the kooja through the jeans. I see Ah That's what it is everybody stand up in here man. Put your cell phones up Put your cell phones up man everybody even if you got the android put the light up We're gonna post this picture on the 85 south show instagram Go tag yourself. I might get this one frame, man. We at the Apollo I might get this one frame. This is amazing. Niggas gotta catch the train In the rain niggas finna be packed on the train in the rain Y'all ready we ready for the picture come on. Let's do it. Everybody put their cell phones like so Put your hands up. No, I ain't smoking that. That's that ui That's that ui That's that ui that white man walked back there and gave you that give him this key shot That blunt got cocaine in it Now you can see through it hold on Turn the house lights down a little bit so we can see these There we go, look at that motherfucker the Apollo look people up top. They got no phones Look, it's a lot of lights out there. Then they start decreasing once they got up there So my battery about to die. They ain't got they charge them. It's eight of them. Here we go fly What are you To get y'all to sign off on it man Thank you We're performing at the five fast next year Pain make sure you grab you Look we got Ah I'm not a creative player. I just started I know it's cool. They just give you some time, you know, it works. All right It's cool You better watch it Book all hey, baby rock that book and shit that Book us, baby Book a green I like your book You're fishing you got your shit Game What's up, Papi Papi Come on in here mama Give me that leftover hug She don't even trust you with that hurt like you great gonna see Jill Scott after this Huge Christmas turkey Oh Why don't nobody call them Melody Oh We slowly We say yes, the dedication I know you had a comfortable seat Oh He's thinking bitch Who Is somebody go get some beers or something You know you choreograph music videos. All right, everybody we're gonna get one two three step Loud to The whole building sick of them He did You are Y'all come to Susa come Fuego with them Tuesday if you won't be that way come fuck with me Tuesday Me and me around the city That's what's up All ready, let's do it Yeah, I'm going in there to fuck him up right Oh The count of three we're gonna say edges Edges I have three Look at her face Lot of me again. All right. All right. All right. I did it. I did she rolled my balls. All right She said her humbles Ninety this new this new birth control got me horn is To the ladies at the back of the lab don't judge me off who tried to fuck me in the front of the lab that ain't me They were trying to fuck me and not the other way around I was up here being a Christian Like you can sing loud Jasmine how you get all with the end of the line This is in the present what what's going on right now? I mean the legend a pile up j only in D-flat You know we setting up man, this is how I'm gonna just be in Young niggas you watch this every Saturday after going to the crib growing up That's to be Yeah Nick on those titties every three Oh Hey, leave her alone. This is she already said she liked me She already liked me That's what I like history and shit